Calm Down Dear It's Only A DERP!

[macsminion]

Waste of life get another hobby

[Jacemcgregor]

i thought he was going to herp.

[henman09]

Michael Winner just Jizzed Himself!

[TheCarcharoDude]

I sang this song in public... lets just say i can't go into any town anymore without people coming up to me and saying DERP DERP DERP DERP!

[uberzeldamaster]

What am I doing with my life...

[Sulvuss]

@uberzeldamaster Wacthing this video. Derp, how can you not know what you are doing ^_^

[theniggastole]

damn i already forget what did that thing said

[STICKMANNINJABOY]

who's he got down there?

[TheSjoegard]

I find this hard to masturbate to

[kuja130]

@TheSjoegard lol

[korikafez]

Why should I encourage this?

[5dmc1]

sounds like a derp car alarm

[xXadorkableXx18]

XDDDDD

[MervDaMofoSwerv]

shit



[TimKurata]

I liked the bit where he had a seizure.

[OhHeyThereGuise]

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[bryantfamily4]

DUHRP

[Shadowfang3000]

Whats going on under the screen? D:

[tehhaxorkipz]

i like teh derp part!

[12345isho]

hes gettu a Bj

[MrQuickSqueez]

looks like he's getting the blowjob of a lifetime...fucking asshole...

[supermanfan2008]

Did anyone hear the part when he said "DERP"?

[DylanTheVillyn]

DERP

[ourobourous2000]

strangely eroctic

[8thweasley]

Can't stop laughing :)

[Waddelz]

WOAH, after the 20th derp he says something else, but i cant quite make it out!! SUB TITLES PLEASE?

[SorayaRaji]

I NEED LYRICS! :O

[cfcdaviddcfc]

this should be one of them "try watch without laughing" vids xD

[BeeBeeRiggler]

looks like he's having the blow of his life.

[eskimodude812]

new car alarm

[XFuzzyAlchemistX]

Looks like an old man orgasming from a blowjob.

[TwilightMoon777]

bwahaha XD

[Rawwknee]

it's a not a car alarm it's a derp alarm

[shadowflyffmaster]

did anybody else watch the whole thing?

[01Cone]

That was so derp D=

[Krazytaco9]

that guy looks like my orthodontist :3

[MargaretLeighh]

Sometimes, something is so dumb that it crosses the line of irritation and becomes funny. Exhibit A...

[alexthomsonuk]

@getaufmahintarnetz 2 people have clearly tried this :P

[skysands2008]

i think he said DURP 53 time..

[DonSmithe]

the sound of a derp truck reversing.

[OddworldMusic]

Might put this to some DnB, for shits and giggles.

[tommy2ter]

@getaufmahintarnetz fuck yeah

[33JohnPaul]

press 3 and you shall lol do it lots of times you might piss yourself

[roboraptor10]

@33JohnPaul I don't get it.

[33JohnPaul]

@roboraptor10 it was suppose to make him look like he was jacking off or having a stroke

[Tubofluxar]

wat

[thesdcfa]

firstly whats a dirp?

[XxNaomiROCKZxX]

i thought my computer froze.

[joe90991]

So i typed in derp porn, where is it

[limegreeen1]

This will haunt you nightmares for the rest of your life...

Good day.

[HamsterLiciously]

hi grandpa, or grandma..

[MistystarofIceClan]

Lol xD

[XvXdomiXvX]

Man! This guy needs to calm down, its only a Derp!

[XvXdomiXvX]

PLEASE Post teh lyrics!

[rojo1312]

@XvXdomiXvX derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derpderp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

[bham745]

Lyrics:

Derp x50

[GameSlave125]

Why the fuck am I laughing at this?

[warlordgorgutz1]

I liked the part when I pressed "Dislike"

[blueshiftX]

i think i just lost some vital braincells. and so did you.

[PeopleR2sensitive]

wait a minute

car inside house

holy fuck he's on acid

[PrimalxxFear]

omg... some one call 1-800-DERPHELP for this old fart! he is stuck in DERP!!

[charizardisbeastly]

he's having a derp attack, quick somebody call 99....derp?

[JamieRogers95]

its like a new version of meat spin. i shall call it DERPSPIN

[scubasteve42009]

@JamieRogers95 hey you should go to my favorite music website its called ME-@ SPIN.com :D

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@baashepherd

@draziom902

@devildue

@robyonder

Derp....You Fuckers.

[lindholmaren]

unsynced audio is unsynced...

[Falcon843]

the car bounces every time ':-)

[spiritanimals]

that's a serious case of the hickups

[RandomGuy58101]

Is he getting a BJ or having S3X?

[thetesch7]

can i has teh lyrics?

[Onuund]

this ripped my coldsore open

[lovepetlove]

Its a Car Alarm??

[muskabulldog]

I like the part where he said derp.

[pikachupaige8]

What...The....DEERP!?!?

[supah1337B]

Gettin his dick sucked...Hardcore.

[OBEYWEEGEE]

Lol, I like how the video is out of sync.

[retread01]

Help him, he's being raped by his car.

[Joshc1701]

I need this as my alarm!

[zazeify]

That's what he gets for askin' Sarah Palin for a blow job.

[Charmegger]

@zazeify Haaa serves him right.

[SAMSKI241]

NEW RICK ROLL!

[cursedswordsman]

gay

[fuckamericanidiot]

haha i found it funnier that it took 2 people to make this, i don't mean that in a mean way i liked it

[shotleyboy]

blow job at 0:20

[mikejacksonscatflap]

Michael Winrar.

[Nattacus]

Michael Winner....

[croon777]

I thought you were gonna put a beat to it and make it a hot sexy song

[windson7]

this is the new nobrain.dk ?

[5totheash]

The best part is 0:41.9

[DJMEELAAAAR]

PRED!

[DjKidZone]

Adding lyrics: Derp.. done.

[MrWesleyc16]

I feel like im getting dumber by the second

[thetesch7]

He probably doesn't look like he's giving head.

[LegoJedii]

This should be a car alarm

[thechadexperience]

car alarms should sound like this..

[AnthonyJames1983]

Number One! Most importantly, DERP is the greatest creation ever. You screw up? DERP is all that can be said. Is someone being stupid? Again... "DERP". Is something stupid? "DERP!". It's quite simple. EVERYONE should understand this.

5-star video. Great job on the "DERP" car alarm/scared old man vid ;)

[NajoTheWolf]

whay does everyone else think this is funny?

[comanchio1976]

@NajoTheWolf Probably coz they''re stoned like I am!

[comanchio1976]

@NajoTheWolf ..Plus it's really really silly...plus Michael Winner is a monk of a twat!

[fuckamericanidiot]

@NajoTheWolf a combination of two funny things, michael winner making an incredibly stupid motion in the esure advert and a funny sound

[Josh360]

DURKA DURR!!

[xXJUL3Xx]

I don't get it. :(

[newmewtonew]

@xXJUL3Xx Are you retarded? Whats not to get?

[Risboelz]

@xXJUL3Xx i dont get it either >_>

[thedreadlord45]

derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

[Sandokan4]

I like the part when he says "derp"

[AdrienStevens655]

@Sandokan4 Tbh i enjoy that part to but he said it twice 0_0

[rosscore]

I came, hard.

[Fooksalt]

My laugh gradual increases in intensity.

[Fooksalt]

40 seconds of total DERP

[xClaraJaynex]

DURKA DERRRRR!!!!!!

[HexagonicDistortion]

Why am I laughing at this???

This is sooo lame... but I cant stop laughing!!

[comanchio1976]

@HexagonicDistortion Same here..100%

[Liolar43]

He broke into his own car! With himself as the alarm!

[crucialconflict02]

ok..ok...i tried to hang in there an be a tough guy and not laugh but i lol'd hard starting at 17 seconds.

[adster700]

I dunno why, but it's really funny

[GSeward]

This is so dumb, but it made me laugh

[Kess5994]

I DERPED MY PANTS

[garybarlowissexy07]

i actuallu lol'd DERP!

[psb90038]

Take your fail and gtfo.

[RikkuFan001]

dayeerp.

[RickySalted]

oh my goodness

[N37BU6]

I rost.

[rawwwr890]

.............................

[1297qwerty1297]

derp

[CHINESECHAOS]

TAKE THIS 2 HOLLYWOOD I CAN C IT IN A MOVIE :O 'The Derp' 5 stars :D

[09thebaron]

when constapation goes bad

[dlgarner]

.............derp.

[whereshisface88]

no other words to describe this but DERP DERP DERP!

[oFUDGEo]

lmfao genius.

[krayzeejojo]

Looks like he shit his pants

[mickydee3333]

this is one of the best derp videos ive ever seen.

[chriswillingsgay]

WTF IS THIS, HAHAHHA

[itsthatsebguy93]

best video ever

[snakeplissken83]

genius

[rofl082193]

wat

[Musicman13lolp]

WUT.

[AnimeUploader235]

Pure

Genuis.

[Evi1M4chine]

someone, please make a techno remix of this. like the cillit bang one!

[what8ver]

micheal is a stupid person with mental illness

[mongymong]

this vid is just perfect it makes EVERYONE laugh

[MikGriff]

Calm down DERP

[junoxtc]

haha this is awesome

[tomdude222]

OAML

[hugboxx]

I think Michael Winner is a pretty cool guy.

eh sells car insurance and doesnt afraid of anything

[Tomazimon]

It think hugboxx is a pretty cool guy, eh has boxx in his name and says memes and doesn't afraid of anything.

[everynamewastakenomg]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[Anonwinrar]

DEAD FATHER WAS PHONE!

[damon323]

what is a twonk??????? HAHAHA

[phatmann2008]

A cross between a twat and a monk.

[damon323]

LOL!!!!!!!

[Hermmanos]

Lmao. MR DERP!!

[hdc02]

Calm down de

[DebitumNaturae]

lmao!

[gaiuskaiser]

Winner rocks

[ads702]

Well done lads, thats a cracking clip.

[dancman]

+ 1 internets to the man who created this!

[gavdog1233]

Awesome!

[dancman]

This is all kinds of win!

Get watching you muppets, I didn't spend 10 minutes on this for nothing!

[jmesina]

This is madness!

[bodgerific]

Madness? This is repetitive!

[adds102]

wtf

[phatmann2008]

DERP!

[dancman]

EPIC!