Frankie Boyle Scotch egg sketch

[jakshallburn]

Fucking love this! "Relationships can be the most loneliest place in the world" haha! Please check out my channel and see my comedy series "Happy Time" Episode 3 is up now :)

[fili44]

this wasnt part of his tramadol nights, was it? i know that was shown on ch4..help?

[go8smosh]

Reminds of Gordan Freeman when you can see his reflection in the window.

[lordpookus]

what show is this from?

[hotelmario510]

1:16

Well-timed, cameraperson!

[solidsnake1447]

@hotelmario510 wow good eye there champ!

[hotelmario510]

@solidsnake1447 XD

[Kaos77Kisame]

See, I like Scotch Eggs, but I could never eat them alone like this one does. I need some salad cream or something, and certainly on a plate, otherwise the crumbs go everywhere...

[colcol1970]

@Kaos77Kisame haha im the same

[TheDannyk93]

"I would say enjoy the rest of the day but...that's not gonna happen is it"

[debluemonkey]

Not funny

[Fly2Azeroth]

@debluemonkey is that you in the video? :(

[debluemonkey]

@Fly2Azeroth Uh no. I liked Frankie in Mock the Week but here he's not funny.

[CONOFRAC]

to think every scotish person started out as a scotch egg

[celtno1]

@CONOFRAC To think every Engurlish person started out as a cock.

[CONOFRAC]

@celtno1 good job i'm not English then i suppose :)

[BoroTard88]

@CONOFRAC cold and gingery



[NaJa0283]

@CONOFRAC

Only if their maw is Scottish...

[MrFishman113]

GINGER SCOTTISH BASTARD



[joydivision808]

@MrFishman113 FUNNY GINGER SCOTTISH BASTARD get it right ffs lol

[martinwilliamrandall]

God I love Frankie Boyle he just came, saw and destroyed. And gave these piss poor comedy actors a comedy lesson. Frankie Boyle a man of no fear. Long Live Frankie Boyle

[MrMrcupcake444]

what program is this

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

I feel weird as i'm actually eating a Scotch Egg at the same time as watching this video..

[ifedthehorse]

Why doesn't BBC3 fuck off and die? Woeful.

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

Fucking Brilliant.



[beamerball666]

I love Frankie but he's really, really creepy in this sketch

[andig97]

@beamerball666 what does creepy mean on your planet?

[mallard96]

Ffs, if someone takes a book, kills a bunch of people and says "I read in the book tht it was the right thing to do" then they r retarded. The book hasn't done anything wrong, the person has misinterpreted it, and done the wrong thing

[CorvusCorone68]

@mallard96 not retarded, criminally insane, retarded ppl tend not to murder

[ttthedark]

at 1:04.. she is trying to hold back from laughing.. She looks like she can't..

[MuseicianX]

what are these from? what show

[goth9ever]

hahahaha, classic franky, he can always destroy people XD, also that guys wife was fucking hot, i'de bang the hell out of that.

[Rokuyasama]

I love the video- a pity I din't like Tramdol Nights... At all.

One questionm- to all the lovable people bellow; what has religion got anything to do with scotch eggs'? I mean, I didn't know it was a HUGE moral issue, but by the massive comments about it, I assume its important...

But I digress- great video!

rokuya-sama

[pfalky2k]

@Rokuyasama you know what the jesus freaks are like. you can't scratch your arse without them giving it "well, you know, itchy bums remind me of that passage in the bible where jesus spake unto his disciples, quoth he " IN THE NAME OF DAD ALMIGHTY! MY ARSE IS F**KING ITCHY!" lol

[olrepas]

My original point to you was that your T-shirt was a misrepresentation; and I set out to explain why. That would have been impossible without describing the religious teaching. I'm not preaching, but you accuse me of being a religious nut?

That's absurd. What I did was make a forensic defence, based on what the bible says about itself in the way that a barrister in court defends his clients position, representing it impartially. Be honest - are you impartial??

[PHATSTR]

wot show iz dis from?

[MrsBucket1234]

anyone know what this is from?

[frecksz]

i wish frankie boyle was my psychologist.

[briankennington]

What show is this from?

[chrishilldrop]

@briankennington it was called rush hour it was on bbc

[HostilePottery]

Antone else notice at 1:18 frankie says "head full of rainbows" and a load of em shine above the blokes head? xD

[BASEMANBEN4]

no1 mentioned the chick. worth a squirt

[alicongo]

@yington

is that supposed to be a fucking joke?

cos nigger you aint funny!!!

[yington]

@alicongo OH CONGDONGBOY, REPENT. THE TRUTH IS NOT A JOKE. THE TRUTH IS NOT FUNNY. RENOUNCE YOUR WORM, AND ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST. JOIN ME IN PRAYER: "OH GOD, PLEASE LET CONGDONGBOY SEE THE LIGHT OF JESUS CHRIST, AND GIVE HIM THE ABILITY TO REJECT THE WORM. AMEN" HALLELUJAH! NOW SPREAD THE WORD MY FRIEND. AMEN.

[ToaJoe]

@yington I have a T-shirt. It reads: 'JESUS IS A CUNT'.

[olrepas]

@ToaJoe I have a T-shirt that says You're a cunt...and it's right

[ToaJoe]

@olrepas I'm a cunt for saying Jesus, a symbol of mass murder, rape and pain, is a cunt?

[olrepas]

@ToaJoe Jesus is not a symbol of any such things. If some mass murderer appropriates his name we should realise by looking at what he said and did that this would be completely opposite to his teaching.

What if someone murdered thousands of christians and said that they were doing it the name of Richard Dawkins, or even in your name? Wouldn't be fair, would it?

[ToaJoe]

@olrepas That's fair enough, but it doesn't change the fact that the Bible is an evil book, responsible for violence and death.

[olrepas]

@ToaJoe I think you must be mistaking up the bible with Mein Kampf or something. It's just not factually correct that the bible has anything in it to justify violence, persecution or murder.

People in history have certainly distorted it to try and justify their behaviour but that doesn't make it the bible's fault. I might quote The Iliad to justify persecuting Turkish people, but that wouldn't be Homer's fault either.

Anyway, there are many other books and authors more deserving of contempt

[ToaJoe]

@olrepas Lies, lies, lies. Christians deny the fact that the bible has disgusting pages in it. Let's take one example. The bible claims that a rapist is forgiven by god and will go to heaven, if they marry the rape victim and apologize to their father. The bible also claims that rapists like that will go to heaven, whereas innocent athiests who haven't committed a single crime will burn in hell for not taking part in the christian faith. Revolting. A cancer on society.

[olrepas]

@ToaJoe That's a misunderstanding. The bible says that anyone who commits any crime can be forgiven by God if they confess it - this isn't an inconsistency.

Remember, God classifies more of our actions as sin than society does. So everyone has done something (such as blasphemy for example) and without that forgiveness offered in the bible we all go to hell at the end. Hardly a cancer - it's the cure for cancer!

That's the theology of it. We can be saved if we want; simple as that.

[ToaJoe]

@olrepas Forget it! As usual, I try to have a discussion with a religious nut, and they fail to take in anything I say! If someone was lecturing you on science, and you replied by reading a fantasy story like snow white & the 7 dwarves, you would be angry, wouldn't you? That is EXACTLY what you're doing!

[olrepas]

@ToaJoe ...and actually it's your prejudice that's obvious here. In 1950s East Germany you would be in the Stasi, in 17th century England you'd be a religious zealot, in Palestine you'd be in Hammas.

I'm not the militant atheist with his provocative T shirt and I'm not a hypocrite.

You should read some secular philosophers like Plato (The Republic to start and go from there).

[almightybob101]

@olrepas "The bible says that anyone who commits any crime can be forgiven by God if they confess it - this isn't an inconsistency."

Actually, in Mark 3:29, the Bible says that anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven.

This obviously contradicts any other passages which say any sin can be forgiven.

[olrepas]

@almightybob101 Yes you're quite correct; this is also referred to in Matt 12.31 and Lk 12 10. In the context of the question I was asked, I was trying to keep things simple though.

You need to look at the whole context of that text, it refers to the sin of attributing Christ's work directly to Satan and yes it is the one exception to forgiveness (it shows how serious that particular sin is to God). All other sin can be forgiven (as the preceding verse 28 says).

It's a sobering thought.

[videogamenostalgia]

@yington You do realise that people don't actually worship Frankie Boyle, right?

[TheAmazingKaoruKun]

@videogamenostalgia he's trollin'

[videogamenostalgia]

@TheAmazingKaoruKun I know, but it's funny to talk to trolls as if they're actually making legitimate comments.

[TheAmazingKaoruKun]

@videogamenostalgia Kay man, enjoy yourself :3

[johncboobs123]

@yington jesus died for his own sins, not mine...

[reddexred]

as offensive and blunt as ever Frankie Boyle!!

[kalifire]

Did anyone laugh? Really? Thought not.

[garethkielty]

whats the show called

[007salamat69]

I saw Frankie Boyle live.

Lots of jokes about disabled, dead and dying children.

[007salamat69]

@hango13 Yeah. Iove all child abusers.

[007salamat69]

@hango13 I agree, thanks for your support of the abuse and of kicking the fuck out of children, especially those Downs Syndrome ones that are totally defenceless. If you know of any other easy targets, please let me know.

But please don't take the piss out of hard targets like thieving bankers.

Respect !

[hango13]

@007salamat69 Oh, easy targets old senile people, uhh.... Deaf people, the Blind, Aids Patients but that got fucked up after Eazy-E died... Cancer patients I mean the chemo has to make them a little frail doesnt it? the mentally unstable, susan boyle.. Oh wait no she works with the last one You. whichever you like

[TheChalkychalk]

@hango13 What the fuk are you trying to say Thicko. Read your post it makes no sense to anyone but you.

Good job your not expecting 9k a year from peoplle with jobs to fund your education noob.

[TheChalkychalk]

@007salamat69 .And you called me thick?Read your post you nob.

[007salamat69]

@TheChalkychalk Oooooooooooooooooh ! Hit a raw nerve have I, Chalky. I'm gonna lay off the abuse for Xmas, so I will be intouch with you in a week or so. In the meantime have a Happy Xmas.

[TheChalkychalk]

@007salamat69, dickhead I didnt feel a thing .keep getting upse and posting abuset . Frank and report back 2 me with your anger ?

[007salamat69]

@TheChalkychalk I would get upset, if I could understand your dyslexic language

[TheChalkychalk]

@TheChalkychalk You can choose any field for a punch up, Im game I like a good punch up.

Im confident I will win.

[TheChalkychalk]

@007salamat69 Have a merry exmas yourself if your serious about meeting up for a punch up Im game.

Where do you want to meet up? Im in Salford Manchester it would be great if we could battle anywhere in the North West of England. Dude I hope you know how to fight.

[Sledge101]

She was hot for Frankie.

[DrugiZane1]

johann lipowitz isn't a mute?!?

[lfctwentytwo]

that guy in the car? is that Eddie from how not to live your life..:\

[TotalTronics]

@lfctwentytwo yeh haha, i was so shocked.

[oldmankid2k8]

@lfctwentytwo Ya :D

[1875HIBSFC]

What show is this?

[pedalpowerprototype]

Sorry Frankies sketches, this being the first ive seen, are shite compared to his live or unplanned stuff

[NytroMetal]

@pedalpowerprototype Have you saw Tramadol Nights?

[GiantMonkeyRapist99]

funy as shit right there

[ghrpdx]

Scotch eggs are delicious!

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@ghrpdx agreed! Has anyone here ever had a deep fried mars bar, outta interest?

Pure Heaven!

[EJRocky]

@ghrpdx

<3

[ghrpdx]

@EJRocky ?

[EJRocky]

@ghrpdx

Scotch eggs, they ARE delicious, and I love you for thinking so, being a massive Scotch egg fan :3

[idontgiveashit14]

Wat show was this on?

[pedalpowerprototype]

@idontgiveashit14

The animation in the top left tells you BBC THREE

[firebird1579]

"The engine cut out"

"That's one way of putting it"

[giraffefan111]

its eddie from how not to live your life

thnx for uploading

[leesuperj]

I eat a scotch egg every day at lunch with a glass of milk . I love them so much sometimes I think I'll turn into one giant one. I once had a dream that I bit into a scoth egg. Like normal but was distressed when my teeth went throught the sausage meat I realised the egg was a snooker ball

[hughes7520]

@leesuperj Are you taking the proper medication?

[pvuf431]

@leesuperj thats genuinely strange

[MusicFreak978]

@leesuperj yeah a snooker ball probably isn't the best thing to eat.

[binboyuk]

@leesuperj haha i love you :)

[MarcellusGrey]

@leesuperj "I love them so much sometimes I think I'll turn into one giant one".

I think that process has already begun lol

[TimboH66]

@leesuperj your breath really stinks!

[Fragmaster3000]

David Bowie!

[lashlashlashlashlash]

@Fragmaster3000 w00t?

[Fragmaster3000]

@lashlashlashlashlash The song at the end is Queen Bitch by David Bowie. Great song, too.

[lashlashlashlashlash]

@Fragmaster3000 fuck youre right. nice one

[jamesr792]

Frankie Boyle is a BOSS

[NESzebes]

ugh i hate things filmed in front of live audience.... unless if its pannel shows...

[redplague]

@irafenian That was a Frankie Boyle joke about Shannon Matthew's daughter.

[cmmort]

what show is this from?

[burnleyboy01]

@cmmort it was called rush hour

[G0LFMADE]

Never heard of a scotch egg before, they any good?

[PHT07UK]

@G0LFMADE Egg covered in meat and batter. It's a scottish thing. Obviously.

[RemyLebeau2010]

@PHT07UK Sorry to piss on your bonfire, but the Scotch egg was first made in London.

[PHT07UK]

@RemyLebeau2010 Oh no! Well that changes everything!

[mrgothicman]

@G0LFMADE trust me they are possibly they worst snake avilable EGGS ARE NOT FOR SNACKS!!! funny enough they are sold more in England then they are scotland its a bit like teachers scotch Whiskey if you go to scotland and ask for it the'll either

A) laugh untill they cry

B) Beat you till you cry

Enough said.....

[sporty4life08]

What's Thiss Programme Called? xx

[jordcarg]

i feel like a fanny when i eat a scotch egg now :L but i only eat the little ones (a)

[Coylee91]

Oh fantastic, Love the start of Queen Bitch at the end too, just tops off a great sketch

[axl452k8]

this is genius!!

[JamaicanGingerCake]

I love scotch eggs!!

[jarvis911]

I like Frankie Boyle but this really not that funny.

[Antzcceltic1]

you do actually meet loads of state the obvious, depressign people like that LOL thats why its funny

[Vannereveilar]

wrecked everything for the poor guy..

[Vannereveilar]

wrecked everything for the poor guy..

[rflood89]

@Vannereveilar oh maybe helped if you think about it

[Vannereveilar]

thats the butler from How Not To Live Your Life.

[Acetactular]

'The engine cut out..'......'That's one way of putting it' HAHAHHAHA Frankie is a legend

[iraisehell]

He's brilliant

[Draxzar]

The song at the end is Queen Bitch by David Bowie...amazing song.

[miller298]

HAHA!!! What a genius!!

[hmfrx]

haha what was this show called? :L

[fartymcpants12344]

Rush Hour :)

[martoss1000]

for a start it was not about how i typed and second it has fuck all to do wih you. you have far to much time on your hands if you worry about how someone type.

[breakingthehabit2008]

sss

[StreakXD]

I doubt this is even a character, he's always this brilliant. xD

[drumdave182]

this on the bonus material on his live dvd

[warrenlaidler]

Does anyone know what this is from?

Any info appreciated.

[StreakXD]

@warrenlaidler It's a show called Rush Hour.

[Rokuyasama]

Guys! I've got an idea: comment on the video, not the comments.

[GrandHighGamer]

@Rokuyasama Good ide- OH SNAP

[bestoneguy77]

@Rokuyasama yes not comment on comments,thanks for the idea

[hfdpayner]

@Rokuyasama so you tried to remedy this, by commenting on the people who were commenting on the comments on the video?

[Rokuyasama]

@hfdpayner Yes, that's exactly what I did. Smart, eh?

[VoyagerAbove]

@Rokuyasama Rejected.

[JMBfullmusic]

@Rokuyasama Can you see how by saying that you commented on the comments not the video, therefore undermining your own point :)

[BBLets]

@JMBfullmusic very good !

[BigProgressive]

use r all losers

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@BigProgressive you can't even fucking spell you idiot.

[chewblued]

superb stuff!! frankie doesn't need MTW anyway!! i love his cold, cynical, barbaric view of life. its not exactly the truth but it can be!

[theworldisyettobe]

what show is this?

[Quintus4494]

The guy in the car does loads of other shows too. He is in Armstrong and Miller

[canibusLE2]

"thats one way of putting it" HAHAHA

[jebustillos]

This is Brilliant!!! Frankie's definitely my favourite comedian now.

[chipfire]

Anyone else think driver is the guy that was in Peep Show as the rejected dancer at Rainbow Rythyms?

[cadburymonkey]

he should defo do more acting

[sofii169]

'I Would Say Enjoy The Rest Of Your Jorney But Thats Not Gonna Happen Is It?' LOL I Never Knew Frankie Did Stuff Like This! I Thought It Was Just Stand Up! But Hes Sooo Good At Sketches! Anyone Know What Programme This Is From?

[eleanizzle1]

@sofii169 Why did you use capital letters for every single one of your words??

[ohdoshutit]

@eleanizzle1 Lol She Likes To Make Things Hard For Herself. Either that or she has an idiosyncratic respect for words, wherever they are in a sentence.

[RandomoVideos]

@sofii169

Why Do You Type Like This Using Capitals For Every Word?

[martoss1000]

@RandomoVideos why do you care so much about how someone else type. ʇuɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı uʍop ǝpısdn ʇı ǝʇıɹʍ pןnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ

[RandomoVideos]

@martoss1000

Because i hate people that type like that. It's annoying to look at and must take them more time to actually type it all out

[sofii169]

@RandomoVideo No Actually It Doesnt Take Longer To Type And I Thnk It Looks Better, I Cant Stand It Went People Type Under-Case And @martoss1000 Thats A Good Point @RandomoVideo Why Do You Care??

[RandomoVideos]

@sofii169

Because it's annoying