@pgman1804 It is boring, unless you're one of those types that uses it as a tool to predict a 'black dwarf star' entering our system and need a tool to convince other asteroid fearing retards that the world is about to end.
This looks totaly balls ty for the good review have a like this thing looks like a bloody science lesson yes i like space but this is just boring space is unpredictable this is just crap
I'm here to learn about the game. No one cares about your personal life. This is why people rather watch ign reviews. They get to the point and finish in 5 min or less
guys u CAN watch people just explode on earth is says loading when he zoomed in (its the the citys, towers, etc.)he made the game really diffucult lol
Oh boy. With the accent, this made me cry with laughter!!! Just so fucking British! I'm going to get this, so thanks for demonstrating it - but I'll also be "firing shit at Earth" too. Cheers *wipes eyes from laughing"
OMG YOU REPLIED WITHOUT BEING A TROLL! Ive never seen someone do that on youtube. I thought you'd say fourth: "you have no life". And I know its not a game, its a simulator, but ohwell
@RubiixCat it is only a simulator, it has no gameplay whatsoever. That is like going to a science facility and running one of their programs and saying "this game is crap."
I were going to look for a serious review of this simulator, but this was many times better, think you may be an accidental comical genius. Seen you've reviewed some retro games, so I'll be watching those :)
@PirateMcSandwich Make a suggesstion. As long as it's indie, I'll likely get around to covering it. If not, one of us will do it here or on our sister channel - YouBigNugget. Thanks for the kind words.
People disliking are fools
Vizzo69s 2 weeks ago
im not going to listen to this guy
Psykogundam 1 month ago
earth acatualy has 2 moons would you belive.....QI ftw ;oP
Durzo86 1 month ago
@Durzo86
...No...we dont.
FrostbitexP 3 weeks ago
this made me LOL!
eitremn 1 month ago
8:08 you asteroided the a bunch of the us.. Including colorado...HALF MY FAMILY! -.-
magus5200 1 month ago
good game i will rate.
MahaloDc 1 month ago
39 people were harmed by an asteroid falling on their head.
bulbastre 1 month ago
I came here because of the sales, and left because I couldn't hear what he said in the video.
Morenumbers123456789 2 months ago 2
your accent is fucked
bludclone 2 months ago
This video probably doesnt do it justice, it looks well boring, not gona buy it of steam sale
FalconEyez51 2 months ago
i got this game for $3 :)
potatogod5 2 months ago
Honestly, the bit about the hat makes you seem like the mad hatter. In your next video say "Me? Mad? Preposterous!"
mediumrarethesable 2 months ago
@mediumrarethesable Me?
dogbomb 2 months ago
@mediumrarethesable Mad?
dogbomb 2 months ago
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@mediumrarethesable Preposterous!
dogbomb 2 months ago
i came here too because of steam sales!
poepscheit 2 months ago
14:30 Sexy Constellations.... Hahahaha! :)
mophead99 2 months ago
75% off on Steam today
ProtectionDirect 2 months ago
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dbrckovic 2 months ago
where is the game ?
tbhnkleeh 2 months ago
@tbhnkleeh erm...space?
TheSilverDragon1 2 months ago
I came here because of the sales.... :D
SupremeTurtles 2 months ago 85
@SupremeTurtles me too :D
iPyro08 2 months ago
@SupremeTurtles Ye me to XD
SweeTgaMerz1 2 months ago
only 2.50$ on steam today
forrealee 2 months ago
any game in which the question "can I explode Jupiter?" is met with BOOM is a game for me!
MrSpeakerCone 2 months ago
75% off on Steam! $2.49 for 2 more hours!
ImuhMusician 2 months ago
dont you mean 21 more hours?
Sharkey3331 2 months ago
This game is very cheap on steam right now
Gbcamper24 2 months ago
Jupiter is fucked up mission complete xD
MikeWasHere10 2 months ago
Yee geordie? And nice vid
JakeC2231 2 months ago
you sound a bit like a copy of Raj from the big bang theory but then whit a accent of wheatly from portal haha
jojo110367 2 months ago
@jojo110367 It's called Geordy
Nomba447 2 months ago
@jojo110367 His accent is nothing like Stephen Merchant's
BlackOpsDemon 2 months ago
this game looks boring as fuck
pgman1804 3 months ago
@pgman1804 It is boring, unless you're one of those types that uses it as a tool to predict a 'black dwarf star' entering our system and need a tool to convince other asteroid fearing retards that the world is about to end.
falloutentity 3 months ago
@pgman1804 It's not a game, it's a sandbox. A universe sandbox. Oh wow, look how appropriately it was named! Yet, clearly not idiot proof.
N728BS 2 months ago
OMFG they say that Americans can not tell were places are....
Church2453 3 months ago
Maybe the fun things to do aren't actually fun but you are sure hilarious
nTech1995 3 months ago
lol I love how jupiter just flew into the sun
zikten 4 months ago
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zikten 4 months ago
Raj is that you? Sheldon called, he wants his copy of US back.
timeslav3 4 months ago
@timeslav3 WHAT? Raj is indian! XD
HadyMod 1 month ago
Its 50% off on steam!!!!
skiders777 5 months ago
Wonder if this is how it was like for God when he decided to create the universe. lol
Especially at 9:40.......
DJ118USMC 5 months ago
Fhun things to do... those are not fhun...
sharinganforum 5 months ago
Dude you made me laugh so hard I cried.
caviteecreep 5 months ago
Its for 5 bucks on steam atm :P
McBlemmen 5 months ago
This looks totaly balls ty for the good review have a like this thing looks like a bloody science lesson yes i like space but this is just boring space is unpredictable this is just crap
LCKLooney 5 months ago
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Can some one please give me a patch or a serial number for this I've been looking fore one but it is like no one is using torrent's any more
WatchmenDrManhattan 5 months ago
@WatchmenDrManhattan No. Buy it you cheap fuck. There's a 50% off deal on it today.
dogbomb 5 months ago 19
@dogbomb 75% today
Prami4 2 months ago
@Prami4 I noticed. Woop! Cheap games/simulators!
dogbomb 2 months ago
@dogbomb it's 75% off today :D
Pyrosynthensist 2 months ago
i cant stop laughing
332glenn 5 months ago
"erm, i think ive just blown jupiter up"
sinningg0d1121 6 months ago
8:20 he just blowed me up :(
bunkercraft 6 months ago
ohh calypso I like calippos @ 2:33 I laughed my ass off
xIpodTouchGoeroex 6 months ago
Going to suscribe simply because you're a fellow Geordie :3
mikejaxer 7 months ago
You should have fired at Switzerland. They have a large enough military to counter god! ;)
iscrewy 7 months ago
It is a simulator you dummy...
imbakinda 7 months ago
lol u didnt mess up the time earth goes like that because that is its orbit around the sun plus the gravitational pull of the moon :)
The9711pawel 7 months ago
I was hoping to see some sort of galactic explosion when Neptune collided with Saturn :(
NinjaOfFortune 7 months ago
wow frustrating to watch
Synergy157 8 months ago
The Moon has gone nuts =))
rez2570 8 months ago
Is this guy a leprechaun?
gaarasan1 8 months ago
@gaarasan1 He's geordie you berk.
ZeCoconutBrains 7 months ago
in tears about the wedding? wtf?
Spydiggity 8 months ago
lmao
fantasypills 8 months ago
I'm here to learn about the game. No one cares about your personal life. This is why people rather watch ign reviews. They get to the point and finish in 5 min or less
staby8000 8 months ago
@staby8000
That is also why women hate talking to men. We get to the point and finish in 5 mins or less.
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb 8 months ago
@HoneyIEducatedTheWeb and it's why women hate sleeping with me cause get to the point and finish in 5 min or less
staby8000 8 months ago
@staby8000 Just go watch IGN.
Ezraked 8 months ago
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dogbomb 8 months ago
@staby8000 That's why women hate sleeping with me because I go on and on and never quite finish what I've
dogbomb 8 months ago
You blew up France like 14 times, Ya dun good son!
CrowHavenBM 8 months ago
lol BUM BUM BUM BUM....
AnswerPLZ123 8 months ago
where u from? that accent is sweet
IcyScythe 8 months ago
lol Just nothing fun to do there in that there wee list.
-smc
somemadcaaant 8 months ago
lol this guys sounds drunker than shit. bu in a good way
StalkerSandwich 8 months ago
Fuck you im unsubing to you
superboy1393 8 months ago
@superboy1393 - fuck you im unsubing from you, but neither of us are subs anyways
chainsawuk 8 months ago
fuckin beautiful accent
gamerinternetguy 8 months ago
So what part of Britain is this guy from, sounds like a Northern/Scottish accent.
ThesecretL 8 months ago
Its only 5 bucks and it as only 320 mb
TheGerild 8 months ago
Dude, your friggen hilarious, loved every second of this vid
Downsey321 8 months ago
@Downsey321 Dawwwwww... I <3 you. Here every Friday. x
dogbomb 8 months ago
Great. No more britcoms! :(
radioman970 8 months ago
guys u CAN watch people just explode on earth is says loading when he zoomed in (its the the citys, towers, etc.)he made the game really diffucult lol
DrSpermthrower 8 months ago
Oh boy. With the accent, this made me cry with laughter!!! Just so fucking British! I'm going to get this, so thanks for demonstrating it - but I'll also be "firing shit at Earth" too. Cheers *wipes eyes from laughing"
DiamondEyeProduction 8 months ago
It was my B-day on the Royal wedding ;>
MrCreatingFuture 9 months ago
this game looks crap.
RubiixCat 9 months ago
@RubiixCat so does your grammar. Its not a game but a tool similar to what astronomers use. Read its description on Steam.
zcxvasdfqwer1234 9 months ago
@RubiixCat First: Its not a game, Second: Its not crap, Third: You dont even know why it exists
ivandonat 9 months ago
OMG YOU REPLIED WITHOUT BEING A TROLL! Ive never seen someone do that on youtube. I thought you'd say fourth: "you have no life". And I know its not a game, its a simulator, but ohwell
RubiixCat 9 months ago
@RubiixCat I still love you. Jus' Sayin'. x x
dogbomb 9 months ago
@RubiixCat it is only a simulator, it has no gameplay whatsoever. That is like going to a science facility and running one of their programs and saying "this game is crap."
1337lolguyman 9 months ago
13:35 The mass of the moon is causing the Earth to wobble through space. Search Radial Velocity on Wikipedia
hujgup 9 months ago
@hujgup Thanks for that. I thought I was still drunk.
dogbomb 9 months ago
You make me proud to be British :D fankye muchly, much love :)
ShamiSamSam 9 months ago
@ShamiSamSam english*
Pawnbroker00 9 months ago
Screw all these machinima heads... They aint got nothing on you buddy, Your a genius.. love this review... Your a joker :D:D
jakiboi666 9 months ago
i'll blow up many things
hitmanfrost22 9 months ago
youre a nonce
eclipsez0r 9 months ago
next time be more careful with europe will ya?
caleron0 9 months ago
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SONYMAN2099 9 months ago
"I like to lick balls" 02:31
trigg3r305 9 months ago
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@trigg3r305 He said "Oh, Calypso I like calypos" dipshit
SONYMAN2099 9 months ago
are you ant or dec?
BlowBackBenny 9 months ago
@BlowBackBenny yes.
dogbomb 9 months ago
@BlowBackBenny thought it was vic reeves?
CragScrambler 9 months ago
Its de sound o jordiland like ;)
dansmi54321 9 months ago
jupitah, jupitah is dat jupitah? wheres jupitah, dats jupitah. click jupitah
BuisnessNinja 9 months ago
Plaster Seen?
DefiReality 9 months ago
modelling clay, like play-doh. Although it's spelled as "plasticine" contrary to the pronunciation.
LordReserei01 9 months ago
@DefiReality @LordReserei01 - Yeah it's a UK term
YouBigNonce 9 months ago 11
@YouBigNonce Australian too.
LACHandLOAD 9 months ago
@YouBigNonce
I'm proud to be British ^^
MrCreatingFuture 9 months ago
@MrCreatingFuture I'm proud you're British. x
dogbomb 9 months ago
@dogbomb And i'm proud You're British
:3
MrCreatingFuture 9 months ago
@MrCreatingFuture I think I love you.
dogbomb 9 months ago
@dogbomb <3
MrCreatingFuture 8 months ago
@YouBigNonce wow def you need to learn im from Nz and i knew that
keyalith 8 months ago
@DefiReality Plasticine.
gideon1452 8 months ago
@DefiReality it's like a soft modeling clay
strangelylucky 7 months ago
Best review ever!
You just gotta love British humor <3
GrEenDaYRocCks 9 months ago
I wouldn't be surprised if you were irish.
Daverdare 9 months ago
@Daverdare I'd be VERY surprised. Or there's something my parents haven't told me...
dogbomb 9 months ago
This guy is high and awesome! I'm just gonna play this and have it in the background, he's so much fun xD
Punchoop 9 months ago
lmao you launched Jupiter into the sun
azmexican 9 months ago
"Boom! Jupiter is fucked up"
Kepapii 9 months ago
LOL This video is pure awesome.
Sinsation27 9 months ago
I were going to look for a serious review of this simulator, but this was many times better, think you may be an accidental comical genius. Seen you've reviewed some retro games, so I'll be watching those :)
bradkey98765 9 months ago
"BOooooom!"
Uberslick 10 months ago
"If you're into physics and planets you'll be masturbating by now just by looking at this menu." lol
alholic 10 months ago 29
i was thinking looking at this review,what if space isnt like a open sand box. What if it had hills and valleys and holes.
lazy4u1 10 months ago
youre a stupid asshole.
igg73 10 months ago
@igg73 YOU'RE a stupid asshole. It's all about the punctuation. You're welcome. x
dogbomb 10 months ago
Does it let you use the Universal Law of Gravitation to calculate the period of the rotation of the planet? :o
Phantom663 10 months ago
@Phantom663 yes it does.
dogbomb 10 months ago
can you play this game with like a new universe.. like the one you will create yourself?
warpatato 10 months ago
@warpatato Yes you can.
dogbomb 10 months ago
"I think I've just made a sun."
Double-Brilliant!
diggergig 10 months ago
"It's all cloudy an' shit."
Brilliant!
diggergig 10 months ago
you should review more somewhat complicated games, because this is hilarious
PirateMcSandwich 10 months ago
@PirateMcSandwich Make a suggesstion. As long as it's indie, I'll likely get around to covering it. If not, one of us will do it here or on our sister channel - YouBigNugget. Thanks for the kind words.
dogbomb 10 months ago
does any of the moons, suns or planets exist in reality which contains in this game?
DeadThouusand 10 months ago
@DeadThouusand Yes. All of them.
dogbomb 10 months ago
@dogbomb now thats educating though i am interested in astronomy.
DeadThouusand 10 months ago
@DeadThouusand There is a demo you can download to try the game before you buy. Worth checking out if you're unsure.
dogbomb 10 months ago
@DeadThouusand As far as I can tell, yes.. It's even accurate with the galaxy names and stuff.. :D
nero1108 9 months ago
I think he's still pissed
broms316 10 months ago 43
@broms316 It's my constant state of being.
dogbomb 10 months ago
i love calypos lol
lordmordor 10 months ago
8:02 - Is that Americ- is that Africa?
Geography isn't your strong suite is it?
lieutenantflufy 10 months ago
@iamaladycanyousaveme - hes proper reet like
chainsawuk 10 months ago
lol
immunity199 10 months ago
where you drunk when you recorded this ?
JOSIAO123 10 months ago
LOL - Patrick Moore contender.
Fun Review.
The1WithoutName 10 months ago
8:07 Sure you don't.....
PocketDrummer 10 months ago
Did I just create a sun?
Stormtjakka 10 months ago
you sound like your fun to get maggot with.
come over to australia and ill shout you a sack.
KaiiTheCamper 10 months ago
@KaiiTheCamper I'm totally going to hold you to this someday, random YouTuber. x
dogbomb 10 months ago 4
@dogbomb Count me in!
DazzaBo 10 months ago
@DazzaBo I'm now planning on coming to Austalia, just to get wasted with random YouTubers.
dogbomb 10 months ago
hey can you look at the wildlife on the planets
LTDragoonIII 10 months ago
you sound kinda like Wheatley o.o
stueythehampster 10 months ago
@stueythehampster he sounds nothing like wheatly
d3athbRinger 10 months ago
"BOOOOM!!! Jupiter is focked up!!
You are funny!!
wishdj 10 months ago
"This is Saturn and it's 60-odd moons"
This would not be funny in any other accent but geordie. Hilarious mate, keep it up.
jarkle 10 months ago
hahahahaha You're so funny! Beatrices hat was epic too
TRobinson555 10 months ago
your so funny i laughed so much xd
kainebrandon 10 months ago
Your a hilarious guy keep making reveiws.
HybridHypothesis 10 months ago 54
@HybridHypothesis yes
SGreen1111 9 months ago
It's Nice to see a sagittarius dwarf at 4:54
chainsawuk 10 months ago