You can't be in Slytherin, you aren't an ugly jerk who doesn't realize they're so ugly that their only chance of getting married is in an arranged marriage to their cousin
I'm a Slytherin, and on the first day back at school this year (in Australia) me and my friend (a Gryffindor) are going to have a wizard duel in the middle of lunch
lmao i loved this video! also thought that i would let you know im reading the hunger games in school and seeing it with my class the day it comes out :)
I wonder what passers by thought of this?!
IITG22 10 hours ago
ha this is so true
nbb2111 1 day ago
I LOVED the video!! :D
All i could think about at the beggining was "Thats the glee writing!!" XD
prickles18 4 days ago
@tuyapril u say b*tch like its a bad thing :)
morganproductions18 4 days ago
SLYTHERCLAW.
LoveAndHearts0 5 days ago
I'm in love with this video!
TheUkuleleE 5 days ago
fake!
no english accent
Serraphotep 5 days ago
*sigh* Avada Kedavra.
Hpfanatic11 6 days ago
do shit careers say to other tributes!!!!!
nickiforlife 1 week ago 2
"You can't spell Draco Malfoy without DRAMA!" and "chivalry don't pay the rent," are my favorites.
WillowIsaacs 1 week ago
Haha I'm a Slytherin and my two friends are Griffindors, am so using these on them
HowardandVince 1 week ago
shit careers say to other tributes
laxstarr50 1 week ago
What's the mean girl reference?
tuyapril 1 week ago
Please do Shit Bronies Say LOL
pong224 2 weeks ago
Lol. My father will hear about this! XD
Sabbypotter7 2 weeks ago
Bet you three galleons.... oh wait >:)
xxohschnappzjackiexx 2 weeks ago
Ethics. XD
psychowriter97 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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Mean Girls + Harry Potter = win!
LilySkye 2 weeks ago
My father will hear about this......
LEGIT STARTED CACKLING OUT LOUD.
bigsister1695 2 weeks ago 2
Shit Capitol Citizens Say.
AnaLikesMuffins 2 weeks ago 8
Ohmigod. Mean girls reference. i died xD
klarae806 3 weeks ago 2
Ok gryffindork, more like gryffinbore, gryffinsnore, gryffinwhore!!!
edgekellymendes 3 weeks ago 3
"If you cant say sething nice, dont say somethig nice."
BananaCake64 3 weeks ago
Does Whitney go to university?
MakeMiLaff 3 weeks ago
ethics? highly subjective and completely overrated^^
flameburst93 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i think this was filmed at ucla
cbgurl23 3 weeks ago
we're so freaking cool :3
TheKaitlinB 3 weeks ago
where was this filmed?
shotgunkaity 3 weeks ago
Chivalry don't pay the rent LOL
pong224 3 weeks ago
1:07 "You say bitch like it's bad thing!" Love it!
BeckiTheRockstar 3 weeks ago
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BeckiTheRockstar 3 weeks ago
I love being a Slytherin!
BeckiTheRockstar 3 weeks ago
Yes!
jojogurl152 3 weeks ago
"You can enter my chamber or secrets" priceless :)
Dreygonfleye 3 weeks ago
I think my favorite one is: "Ethics? *scoffs* Highly subjective and completely overrated."
verukohp13 3 weeks ago 2
I think I will take her up on that offer to go down to the dungeons with her! :)
MrSean24601 4 weeks ago
You can't be in Slytherin, you aren't an ugly jerk who doesn't realize they're so ugly that their only chance of getting married is in an arranged marriage to their cousin
chaserofstars 4 weeks ago
@chaserofstars You're just jealous because us Slytherins do everything better, and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING ;D
MayraMacabre 3 weeks ago
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@chaserofstars You're just jealous because us Slytherins do everything better, and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING ;D
MayraMacabre 3 weeks ago
YES.
327ecb 4 weeks ago
Please do Shit Hunger Games Fans Say (To Twilight Fans).
phoenix39 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Haha! I love that Mean Girls quote in there! XD
sepifi 4 weeks ago 2
@whitneyleemilam How do you say that stuff with a straight face..?
RavenclawesomeGleek 4 weeks ago
I'm a slytherin! THIS IS... Mostly accurate.
Emsym14 4 weeks ago 3
0:35
Gjproductions123 4 weeks ago
Was some of this filmed at Rice University in Houston,Texas?
hannahlily1314 1 month ago
"I'm sorry i called you a gap tooth mudblood its not your fault your so gap toothed" Mean girls refrence FTW!!!!
randa9711 1 month ago 8
You bet your ass Merlin was a Slytherin!!!! :D
HoboStuff24 1 month ago
My father will hear about this!!
pong224 1 month ago 4
Shit Katniss says to President Snow\Capitol :) PLEASE :D
jazzypotter13 1 month ago 196
@jazzypotter13 Perfect idea!
MegaBakuman 3 weeks ago
Ucla?
hottdoggirrl 1 month ago
RAVENCLAW
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 1 month ago
@Rikulicous When I was watching this I was think Pansy Parkinson all the way
itsCami96 1 month ago 3
Ethics. Highly subjective and completely overrated! ~love that
waterbeing1 1 month ago 2
"chivalry don't pay the rent!"
this is my favourite.
shewontshutup 1 month ago 5
"If you love house elves so much then why don't you go marry one?" or......Just be like Narcissa Malfoy from AVPS....
TheCarlsusiemshow 1 month ago 72
"You say bitch like its a bad thing." xD
63KrazyK 1 month ago 3
*sigh* Avada kadavra.
WinterSolstice221 1 month ago 3
Ahhhh this is great. Proud Slytherin right here.
r0ckstarr13 1 month ago
Amazing..!
ThePinkotter 1 month ago
You should do Shit Katniss says to the capital :)
jazzypotter13 1 month ago 6
@jazzypotter13 YES!!!!!!!!
vanillamint14 1 month ago
@vanillamint14 I know right :)
jazzypotter13 1 month ago
luuuls
careohlinTV 1 month ago
You forgot 'Can I slitherin?'
missmaja98 1 month ago
I started laughing hysterically at "betcha three galleons! Oh..Wait..
noorsaar 1 month ago
Mean Girls reference <3
leelee353 1 month ago
O.o I love you o.O
Qutlilwil9 1 month ago
O.o I love you o.O
Qutlilwil9 1 month ago
Lol did anyone else notice "silencio" is spanish?
LittleDelightful15 1 month ago
Chivalry don't pay the rent!
KlaerR 1 month ago
lol merlin was a slitherin. XD
wolfhowlmay 1 month ago
0:27 mean girls
Dancenter4 1 month ago in playlist More videos from whitneyleemilam
Merp, I got excited because I thought you were a slytherin :(
nickkPURDY 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
engorgio.. erecto.............. good times
marvolomethod 1 month ago 2
LOVE IT . specialy as iv done character studies on both snape and the dark lord
marvolomethod 1 month ago
Your hot
Hispanicauzinpanic 1 month ago
Hehe but Merlin was a blood traitor. He founded a Muggle Rights Organization!
TheBrokenVampire2 1 month ago 4
Anyone else just chanting "Pansy Parkinson" in their head throughout the whole video?
Rikulicous 1 month ago
i hope you didn't run into anyone you knew
Misheequa 1 month ago
I am a sytherin an I've said like half of these to my griffinbore friends.
izzytheiz 1 month ago
@izzytheiz lol i see what you did there
5lilkobe 1 month ago
@crazyproductioning that would be absolutley awesome
triplethreat0824 1 month ago
Make a shit the capital says to district 12
crazyproductioning 1 month ago
Is that UCLA?
DO YOU EVEN GO HERE?
Swamaro 1 month ago
Bet you three galleons! Oh, wait...
ErinMusikk 1 month ago 56
Omg LOL! "You say 'bitch' like its a bad thing?" That was effing amazing. Make a 'Shit Peeta Says to Gale' one!!
RainbowCupcake95 1 month ago
my father is dead so i won't be able to say my father will hear about this
cookiemonsta188 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Press 6 for the funniest one!!!! lol
Pandoricproductions 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
Even though I'm a Ravenclaw, this video gave me some great names to call my little Gryffindork-i mean Gryffindor friends(:
naanavanillaineeya 1 month ago 3
U will get famous lol cuz ur cute and funny :)
GeniusJibon 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"Wanna enter my chamber of secrets? I like big snakes..." XD
OrangeTheatreGeek 1 month ago
Aww how cute a video about Slytherins'! Gryffinwhores? HA!!!! At least we arn't laying on our bellies our whole life, or is that your back?
just so everyone knows...i was jk
AlexaBob 1 month ago
I love this though; tis' hilarious!
peculiarpixie 1 month ago
So, I role play Lily Evans and I sometimes imagine her reaction to things. She was all irritated, like "Why are you forcing me to watch this?"
peculiarpixie 1 month ago
"I like big snakes"....... oh I'm sure you do whitney
singingjj13 1 month ago
Do a hunger games one... Please :)
Smurfette1117 1 month ago
are you using Snape's wand?? (for the record, I'm a Slytherin and i still found this funny)
animalabbie76 1 month ago
Lol. Omigod! U just keep getting funnier! I love u!
Niamh99xx 1 month ago
haha if u cant say something nice, dont say something nice. lol!
popnoon12345 1 month ago
@starprincess313 lmao that ones so good :D
CharlotteRC1 1 month ago
I'm a Slytherin, and on the first day back at school this year (in Australia) me and my friend (a Gryffindor) are going to have a wizard duel in the middle of lunch
AcidScent 1 month ago
This would be funnier and much cooler if there wasn't sexual refs and cussing ....
AngelsFly19 1 month ago
This is my favourite parody of the "shit girls say" videos. Awesome job!
evaisepicful 1 month ago
"Its not your fault your so gap toothed!" ~Mean Girls
AcidRain121 1 month ago
Please do Shit Peeta Says to Gale. PLEASE!!
emmadeeeee 1 month ago 307
@emmadeeeee Oh, there's so much potential for that one... "So... You've slept with Katniss, right? No? Hmm, funny. I have"
starprincess313 1 month ago 2
@emmadeeeee shit district 1 says to district 12
MISSxD86 1 month ago
@emmadeeeee PLEASE!!
vanillamint14 1 month ago
she pronounced silenco wrong.... -.-
KatieFailsAtComedy 1 month ago
Awesome :D
EighteenPrettyYears 1 month ago
i dont like how many cuss words u used. thats the reason i watch ur channel, bc its clean.
kbarden1 1 month ago
I WANT MORE!
MoominAlanna 1 month ago
Hahaha! Even as a Slytherin I thought this was completely hilarious.
heyyelise 1 month ago
You remind me of Lauren Lopez who plays Draco Malfoy in AVPM/AVPS :D
xBlameTheNarglesx 1 month ago
Oh my god. I just Harry Potter Fangirled for the first time in months. THANK YOU. :)
Ashtree28 1 month ago
Haha this is great!
maggiehanna 1 month ago
do you go to ucla?
balletbunhead777 1 month ago
I'm a Slytherin. And I'm nice.
Sometimes.
I loved this, though. xD
twixiechick 1 month ago
Oh My Gosh!! That was hilarious!! I lOVED IT!!!
bandgeek299 1 month ago
i don't even like harry potter and i somehow found this funny.. :O
meepyful 1 month ago 2
I love how people in the background just walk on by and don't even think its strange xD
CRSS101 1 month ago 92
@CRSS101 because they all know she's a Slyther, I guess.
MoriAryka 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I like big snakes oh god lol XD
SpellboundSama 1 month ago
I've probably never laughed harder at a video on youtube oh lord whitney
sydneyraex3 1 month ago 2
Are you at Buffy's High School?
MrsShortShoes 1 month ago
lol advada kadadra......
MyThehungergames 1 month ago
This video is perfect ! You're percfect...I just fell in love a little bit <3 XD
MakeUpCrimeScene 1 month ago
I would love to visit your chamber of secret ^^
Jimmteh90 1 month ago
you're so hot
astrophysicist16 1 month ago
hahaha awesome video!! I had a smile on my face the second I saw this on my sub box :)
16princessful 1 month ago 3
you say bitch like it's an bad word.
Mondflamme 1 month ago
@roxiegirl227 LUCKY!!! I wish our teachers would let us read something cool...
stickfigureguru 1 month ago
Lol, i say hlf tht to my friends to b funny haha
cat326lol 1 month ago
GRYFFIN-WHORE!
courtneymaejohnson 1 month ago
Lol
bammbi3 1 month ago
Shit Ravenclaws say about Hufflepuffs.
afancymudkip 1 month ago 2
highlights:
chivalry don't pay the rent!
you can't say draco malfoy with draamaaa!
itsdeee28 1 month ago
Slytherin pride ;)
Strawbezzlify 1 month ago
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Strawbezzlify 1 month ago
Haha, this is actually soooo good!
nieko1nezhinau 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@nieko1nezhinau I'm totally subscribing
nieko1nezhinau 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LOVED the Mean Girls references xD
"It's not my fault your such a gap-tooth!"
AnnieNesh 1 month ago
Amazing :) i love videos like this that remind me I'm not alone in my unabashed love of Harry Potter :)
FantasticBrina 1 month ago
What about shit Ravenclaws say about Hufflepuffs?
cutieallyp 1 month ago
One of my favorite videos of yours! <3
HSMdramaprincess 1 month ago
Mean Girls references- always acceptable. (:
erinbaileysheffer 1 month ago 2
"My father will hear about this." XD YOU ROCK MY HUFFLEPUFF QUIDDITCH SOCKS!
lilylpotter3 1 month ago
i wonder what that girl walking by was thinking when whitney says "i dont just play dirty in quidditch." .......
jc7c87 1 month ago
Ugh... How american..
SheriBerixx 1 month ago
This was epic haha <3
xXfillyfoalXx 1 month ago in playlist More videos from whitneyleemilam
so....do slytherin girls hook up with gryffindor guys?
kloklo1274 1 month ago
Did u get any shots messed up because people on campus would be......like in the background ?
zikkilover1 1 month ago
dont kill me!! im a fellow slytherin!! haha when you said " i like big snakes" my reaction was literally O.o
PsychoPoniesPa 1 month ago
I love how everyone in your school just completely ignores you.
commenter2498 1 month ago
merlin was a slytherin???? :-O
PrincessBuieruwen 1 month ago
lol you say bitch like its a bad thing
Bellaful900 1 month ago 2
Lmao! That was amazing!
SalthawkMusician 1 month ago
I died when u mentioned mean girls ;)
AlmogGolani 1 month ago
lmao i loved this video! also thought that i would let you know im reading the hunger games in school and seeing it with my class the day it comes out :)
roxiegirl227 1 month ago
You killed us Whitney.... :(
RENThead4evs 1 month ago 77
@RENThead4evs oops my bad I forget not everyone has horcruxes
whitneyleemilam 1 month ago 140
YouTube math 365(likes)+7(dislikes)=306(views)
likeOMG630 1 month ago 2
I'm a Gryffindor too! <3
LushBubble21 1 month ago
I love all the AVPM/AVPS references lol
cutieallyp 1 month ago 28
@cutieallyp ...?? there aren't any lol
whitneyleemilam 1 month ago 109
@whitneyleemilam There were so many "My father will hear about this." I know it's from the books/movies too but all I hear is AVPM/S lol
cutieallyp 1 month ago
Haha this is great XD How did the other kids react to you in a Slytherin tie with a wand?
dolphin64575 1 month ago 32
@dolphin64575 no one cares haha the UCLA campus has seen stranger things
whitneyleemilam 1 month ago 75
How are their more likes then views?
ifitis22 1 month ago
I would quote my favorite, but I it would take too long to quote them all.
lilypadsturtle 1 month ago
You can say Draco Malfoy without drama, but then his name is just Co Lfoy which is way too Hufflepuff.
SirZippy567 1 month ago 3
hahahahahaha !!!!!! omg lol
xoxokatniss 1 month ago
'heroism'? how cute!
love it! <3
SallyLea1234 1 month ago