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  • Russians can't save the earth from an asteroid only Fucking Bruce Willis, Damn it can't anyone see the obvious!!!

  • people forget how much force is behind a nuclear weapon, and also that the asteroid is weightless. we already have spotted all the asteroids that are going to possibly meet with earth. just one degree of change in direction could send it hundreds of kilometres away from earth, and seeing that nukes can be build with in a matter of days, i wouldn't worry about earth being swept by a nuke.

  • I don't see the big deal, I wouldn't have to get up early and go to work the next day ... I'm all for it!

  • fuckyou gasoline2010 USA!!!!! USA!!!!

  • I hope that asteroid will hit America.Noone likes them bastards.

  • tell me where ground zero is I'll be sitting there with a cold beer and a lawn chair.

  • i know how then can save us... they can die first.

  • lets think russia wats better 1 big ass astroid or 100000000000 little ones

  • @defil3d574 1000000000 little ones, obviously. Millions of little rocks will just burn up in atmosphere.

    Besides, would be a good excuse for Russia to finally put their "Tsar Bomba" nukes to use.

  • @defil3d574 100000000000 might be better depending on just how big those 100000000000 are, theres a good chance those could burn up before even impacting :-p

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  • though, nukes would be bad... whats worse, 1 big asteroid, or 10000 smaller asteroids,

  • @IBioPoxI Still, it's better with about 10 000 smaller, you can hide from small rocks in safe-rooms but not a hugeass rock.

  • Eventually, the Giant meteor will change into a meteor shower which is even deadly

  • (Russian accent) In russia asteroid doesnt strike us, russia strikes asteroid. and boom we save za day.

  • What do you mean

  • Is there even a Killer Asteroid??? xD

  • Ohh Russia, I've Always loved youu.

  • actually its 1 into 10,000,000 chance 

  • @blueberrypervert

    and do you know how many asteroids are there?

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  • In Soviet Moascow, Sputnik was world's first launched sattelite!

  • The chance of Apophis hitting Earth is from 1 into 250000!!!!

  • @jugglerFredrik hey shit happens.

  • @PivotMaster52F haha

  • Major GRAIN GAMAGE! \m/ \m/

  • Looks like the meator is going for Arabia

  • this is a good idaer

  • Chuck Norris will save us.

  • Muahahahahahahaha! It just reminds me of my friend, the cutest and the funniest guy on Youtube FPSRussia, awesome Kyle!! <3

  • Better idea would be to develop mining technology and turn it into construction feedstock; in the meantime, all the space agencies can mention ideas like this to keep their brands in their publics eye. After all, the Russians have their budgets too.

    Asteroid mining might be more useful and practical on a forty year timespan, but space bureaucrats may worry that would be getting ahead of the general public's imagination. You have to think like that when Joe/Ivan Sixpack is your investor.

  • its not good idea becuse the asteroid will explode in parts and that may be even worst,why not try to burn it with the sunlight by send a mirror to space?

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  • ... lets face it death throws every thing at us but this ,this is more than death it death or survival....

  • it's been confirmed that a spacecraft will be sent to impact the asteroid.

    it'll hit it at 36000km/h and divert it.

    in late 2011 a probe will be launched in orbit of the asteroid to collect data then 20 months later(date not yet confirmed) the impacter will be launched.

    so no need for nukes yet.

    altho it would be 20 times more fun to just nuke it.

  • @killlerr1 if they do that pieces will go everywhere they did say they might know it off course

  • @Sanadzappy123 .... what do you think the impacter was designed for? it's the size of a frekin washing machine... + the probe will orbit the asteroid thus making it come closer to it.

  • Russia would probably try to help the world, here in England we'd have to fill health and safety forms out first.

  • @CAMEL9791 Haha!

  • SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 2012

  • @Shocker2471 grow up

  • im so scared :(

    im about to cry :(

    my family will all be alive in 2036 / w/e.

    i would have to run home and tell them i love them before i die. i want them with me :((((((((((((((((((((

  • how did two "in soviet russia" things get the most likes? 0.0

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  • They have done mission to collection of data and samples close up, next is landing on a rock. Something must be going on if governments are willing to spend billion exploring space rocks. Apophis is coming and we are going to try and stop it!

  • hahahahahhahaha vodka!

  • Russia: For Mother Russia, Comrades.

    U.S.: Go Russia!

    *Russia destroys Meteor*

    U.S.: YESH! Thanks Russia! You get UNLIMITED SUPPLIES OF VODKA! :D

  • bull Russia can feed it people you must have got you facts from 1915 Russia

  • @ninjazster yeah but the millions of tiny rocks burning up in the atmosphere will also in turn burn up the atmosphere raising the temperature of the earth by hundreds maybe thousands of degrees ^^

  • first of all they need super powerful yet engines and a rocketshipe equiped with powerfulest nukes on earts like the ones in area 51...

  • That isn't a good idea but i thing best is to send an space ship to apophis and destroj it from inside with a nuke, there should be a team of men who drill to the core of apophis and let the nuke in the core to blow apophis to bits!!

  • Hahahahahahaha! This reminds me of him, you know!!! XD Kyle! XD

  • If russia saves us from and asteroid i would love them....alot....

  • Good work Comrads!! I hope this damn song isnt playing by then...

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ASTEROID SAVES YOU"

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA BOTH OF THE TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME

  • THANK YOU RUSSIA......!

  • to the guy saying shooting nukes into space having bad consequences for the earth :humans in general have bad consequences on the eartg. and i don't see why you would waste your time making a stupid joke video about this... if russia thinks we have a chance at diverting an asteroid impact and our only choices are waiting for it to hit while people ignore russia and try to think of a more complex way to stop it or just give them a shot then let them do it. when it comes to the end no idea is bad

  • @jan2692wal well it wasn't really a joke i just made it cause i saw the news article about it and thought thats stupid and cud actually cause an actual meteor to hit when it originally wasn't. cause sometimes when people think there doing something better for the world there really not like this video...and for others who asked um obviously the song was put cause of the movie Armageddon. but i mean yeah its stupid am stupid.

  • @which1wuduchoose hahah did you read the article "Asteroid Deflection"? I made a school essay about it and got an A xD. Video description was what caught my eye.

  • @jan2692wal What we Russia needs to do is shoot a 50mt or 100mt nukes towards the astroid.

  • @jan2692wal

    Dude get over yourself. Many people including you are indoctrined to think that nuclear energy is bad. Its certainly bad. Buts its highly benefitial and it opens industries that will eventually enable us to create the force of nuclear fusion.

    Thats why we have to face and challenge nuclear understanding. To innovate the new technologies.

    Nuclear fusion on the other hands also pollutes radiation. But nuclear fusion is not conducted upon enriched minerals.

  • @jan2692wal

    enriched uranium for example radiates for 100.000years because its enriched. nuclear fusion needs a fundament of environment to create the pressures and heat to support the energy it creates. That means if a nuclear fusion reactor ever opens and it has a leak, the whole fusion process stops, including the process that stops emitting further radiation.

    If pinheads like your state purely out of fear and principle that nuclear research and use is bad just because feared media

  • @jan2692wal

    act like they criminalize it while its a source to build on.

    Fukushima has gone bad, They had poor maintainance and it got hit by a tsunami and a 8.0earthquake.

    Not a single force of nature is as severe in japan, not to mention the weather condition elsewhere like the western world.

    There will never leak a nuclear facility in such countries. Nothing to fear.

  • Not to mention the quality of product:P

    Sorry had to say that.

  • chuck noriss will save us

  • We don't need Russia,we have Harry Stamper

  • The only reason i kept watching was because of Aerosmith

  • meh worth a shot but if they knock it towards earth.... oh boy....

  • Thumbed up cuz of the song, what a shitty video though.

  • If they do then everyone will like russia! :P

  • I think the maker of this video is an illiterate idiot with a bad taste in music.

  • @yakomuto ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This song is amazing! YOU sir are the one with a bad taste in music. However, I agree with the maker of the video being an idiot. That is quite true. But the idiot has a good taste in music. =o

  • @BOWZnARROWZ Oh well I just happen to hate this song it's too girly for my taste.

  • Im from The USA and Im rooting for any nation that will stand up and defend the population Obviously mine aint doin so good =P

  • im russian and ive heard that there is a 99.9 % that they will destroy it because they said they were going to make a space ship with granite and steel put over it glided with iron and covered by lether... and be controlled by computer devices that are 38 times smarter than people. : D dont worry my contry will stop that killer from killing us all. : D dont worry!!!!!! and the material will not cover the windows : D

  • im russian and ive heard that there is a 99.9 % that they will destroy it because they said they were going to make a space ship with granite covered with put steel over it glided with iron and covered by lether... and be controlled by computer devices that are 38 times smarter than people. : D  dont worry my contry will stop that killer from killing us all. : D dont worry!!!!!!

  • I think the Russians have it under control they have a space station :)

  • @blazedchingon Its going to take at least a hundred years or more before humans can protect the earth from a asteroid probably even longer. Cant shoot nucs into space has bad consequences for the earth probably wouldnt work anyway.

  • end of the world

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha xD :DD:D:D:D

  • It would be stupid to destroy the astroid. Instead, they should steer it on to China so we can bring back the world population without a war. It wil be good for mother nature i've 1 billion people would vanish :) The Chinese will also burn immediately so don't worry about corpses.

  • @19boozebelly81 even if it goes to china it will take us with it stuoit ASS

  • @19boozebelly81 even if it goes to china it will take us with it stUPIT ASS

  • @19boozebelly81 r u fucking stupid, first of all, how the fuck do u steer an asteroid coming at u at extreme speed bigger than the fucking empire state building. Also you moron, if u somehow do manage that, u'll still wipe out half the world. you are the most foolhardy people ever

  • @19boozebelly81first of all, how the fuck do u expect to steer an asteroid coming at u at extreme speeds which is bigger than the fucking empire state building, how do u do it retard. Also, even if u do miraculously some how steer it so it hits china first, it will still take out more than half the world. YOU DUMBASS, is your mother a crack whore

  • @leddeath80 How to steer an astroid? Simple... send Chuck Norris to it and he will smash it onto China.

    And yes, my mother is a crack whore. For 20 dollars she's all yours for 15 minutes. Just send me a pm if you wish to make an appointment :) She just started in the bussiness and one day she even might become as good as your mother, who can be considered as a crackwhore-veteran by now :) I heard she sucked more balls then there are birds in the rainforrest.

  • Russia will get this straight. Those insane russians are very experienced with nuclear explosives.

  • We have about how many nuclear warheads at stand-by?

    Use them on those fucking asteroids not on each other!

  • If it's going to hit and Russia saves us, I'm going to be a communist!

  • or we should get nuclear bombs,m32's and rpg-7 and blow it all up XD

  • Holy crap THEY GONNA SAVE US!!!!!!JK i hope they blow that bitch astroid up!

  • hahhahah dude your subtitles make me laugh

  • i hope the russian is the russian from armegeddon

  • In Soviet Russia... You use Asteroid to kill a missile :D

  • SOVIET RUSSIA PLANS TO SAVE THEMSELFS!!!

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ASTEROID SAVES YOU.

  • @mitchell0004 It saves earth by moving it 500,000 KMs further away from the sun & killing humans

    Our one true predator, space/time.....we live in 4Dimentional space

  • THIS IS BULLSHIT WORLD WONT END TILL I HAVE SEX AND THEN WHEN I DIE THEN THE WORLD CAN FKING END! im 12 years old so that means about 70 years more to survive xD

  • dude i live in mexico ( i'm brazilian ) and already survived all the shootings that asteroid sucks my balls

  • when the asteroid comes im playing this song in my neighborhood

  • FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!

  • hes send a tu-154 and destroy the asteroid

  • I'll take out my all powerful "Red Rider " bb gun and plink it into a different path.

    Have no fear! Though counting your prayers wouldn't hurt.

  • Plans for April 13th 2036:

    Tell everyone I love just how much they mean to me

    Trust in God

  • @pussiepie1470 Yep your right by the way my B-day is April 11th?! :(

  • well if this is God's will then.....................there­s nothin we can do about it......let it come. lets just be prepared thats all

  • @spacewatcher215 not be stupid.

  • i totally agree with Getdamoney well said, our world is getting more like hell everyday if it happens then so be it im ready!

  • that is just my opinion. thank you.

  • "we don't respect ourselves, we don't respect each other, and we don't respect our planet, what is our value?" - in reality if this this "killer asteroid" has to come, let it come because how would everything still be if it didn't hit? would we still be enslaved by our governments, money, and greed? if we don't shape up and take responsibility for all on this planet as a whole, by the power of God invested in all that is, let it take this planet out!

  • Fuck off, i asked nasa And they Said There will be a Asteroid Attack in 2104 But who Cares we will be Dead before it Happens so stfu!

  • @backflipstyle who's attacking us

  • its not hard to do. rockets dont help, but if you take one and make a sheild on it, angle it, and wait for apophis to get close enough, launch and deflect. prob wont work tho.

  • Build an big trampoline xD

  • i think they should play this song all over the world just before the asteroid hits so we can all enjoy our cosmic death

  • if a big one is actualy going to hit them then the least they could do is build a big wall around there country so it soaks up most of the crap and spares most of the rest of the world. if they are the team player types then we can build them a giant statue in there honor :)

  • Well if we don't die in 2012, then when do we die, like the programme walking with beasts, no living species lasts forever

  • lol same aerosmith song that was in armageddon

  • sovient union tries first if it fails the plan b is to make SPACESHIP FOR CHUCK NORRIS

  • @1100SRK if anything the spaceship neeeds chuck norris

  • Cool song but was hoping for their story in english translation. But if I can I will give them a hand Russia get in touch with me.. there might be more than just nuking it as these people say.. we need to get to it first and thats something no 1 has but I may have the plans... no i would not dream of joking if something is to come to close will move it.. as there is always a way but time is the factor. Peace all.

  • its' right for us for the sake of all people

  • In soviet russia earth hits asteroid

  • After 0:59 this video is gay and theres no point

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA EVERTHING IS MADE OF AKs, NUKES AND VODKA (NOW IMAGINE A BOMB MADE OF THAT, FUCKING OWESOME)

  • In Soviet Russia Asteroid makes love to u.

  • Russia gonna save world ;)

  • lol i kept watching this just cause of aerosmith

  • Using nukes to stop asteroids wont work..ever, even in the best case itll only make things slightly worse then they were :P

    Only solution is kinetic impact, slamming a compact object into the asteroid hard enough so that it changes course..only way that we have to defend ourselves atm!

  • It is logical to develop this capacity. With it's history in space, is it surprising that Russia would take interest?

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA EARTH HITS ASTEROID!

  • Great Russia! please help as!)

  • I am an asteroid and I'm going to kill you all, also I'm Russian, so I'm not worried Russia won't stop me they got my back.

  • K, people who care about the nuclear decay in space

    They dont blow up the whole freaking asteroid they make a gap in it so it moves like more to the right and he misses the earth?

  • kill yourself shitbag

  • @devil6driver1 U have a problem

  • Dude, you're a retard. At least they're trying u fuckin buzzkill. Instead of wasting more time criticizing people that are trying to save pieces of shit wrapped in skin like your stupid ass why don't u educate yourself to help like I am fuckface. Or just kill yourself, either way is fine with me. Fuck u very much moron

  • @devil6driver1 Calm down fag, go rage somewhere else.

  • @Noobkilla99786 awwww struck a nerve. Get edumacated & help

  • @devil6driver1 Jeez... that must have took a long time to think of that comeback, you're brain must be frying right now. Better not try fingering youre self tonight either. Stupid Rtard. XD Lawl

  • anh if russia can't protect us from asteroit,then what chanses do america have.

  • @mrlego1000 L0000000L! MASSIVE LULZ!

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA SPACECRAFT DOESNT HIT ASTEROID ASTROID HITS SPACECRAFT! :D

  • If I had a Pokemon Sprite in REAL LIFE,I could nock off apophis and send it as a gift to planetoid-eater Jupiter.

  • why dont we all just pack and move to the moon lol

  • @bigpizzoe Cuz the moon sucks. Id rather die than go live there.

  • f they do we should kiss there ass

  • Because Russia is like the cousin you hate. You're always fighting one another but deep down you love each-other.

  • Russia will save the world? Maybe them selfs.

  • DESTROY THE FUCKING THING SO WE DON'T FUCKING DIE!!!! D: D: D: D:

  • why dont we bomb it with every nuclear missle we have yea it would be a hellacious meteor shower but it would be as bad as the world ending.

  • Another idea is to let off all the world's nuclear bombs on one side of the earth and push it out of the way of the asteroid, preferably in a non-American country of low strategic importance where there are no oil fields.

  • @857frank

    first off, no matter how powerfull the worlds nuclear arsenal may seem, all its tenthousands of warheads will not move the earths by a single degree. even worse, you destroy the ozone layer on one side and nuclear waste will orbit the earth meaning that over time every single square mile in our troposphere will be radiated with nuclear decay.

    yes, very good plan.....not

    as for using the rockets for creating a massive meteor shower, it might work, but there are better alternat

  • @Armigo91 Quite right, it was an ineffectual, ill-thought-out plan that disregarded the wider implications. I was concentrating on a desperate solution that didn't harm American interests but I now realize the whole world would suffer the after-affects.

  • This video is so fucking gay.Fuck the Russians,all we need is Harry Stamper and

    ,Aj,Chick,Rockhound,Bear and Max LOL

  • the russians want to tilt the earth in order to catch the asteroids trajectory and absorb the impact !

  • look we dont deserve to die we can at least trie to save the earth, why dont we just do what armagedon done? It worked there and the scientific formalas would work,

    btw (im a scientist) i study the solar system and world killers such as asteroids and comets.

  • @pumkin290

    im not entirely sure how im going to put it to you, but if you were referring to that bruce willis movie i think your sadly overall mistaking.

    armageddon is considered to lack the most physical reality in the history of modern film making. The asteroid is the size of taxas, (1500km in radius)

    it travels at 11km per second, and a 800feet hole with a 100megaton warhead would do the trick,

    you need like a billion times more energy then that at a much greater depth to split

  • If is Russia I believe it!

  • of course it's good idea... that asteroid is 3x size of tunguska asteroid, which we all know of that damage! [for those of you who don't, it caused massive destruction in siberia and also night turned to day all over Europe]. Yeah, i think it's a good idea.

  • Dreaming mankind ...

  • The best bet is to send some digger on it and asked them to dig a hole, deep enough to put a nuclear bomb to pulverize it ... ><

  • Not an asteroid, a meteorite.

  • Well I think it's impossible to finish that asteroid !!!! because it's too big !!!! they don't have that kind of weapon!!!

  • @Yuldashevaziz trust me, we do.... where else are we gonna waste 1000 nukes on?

  • @glupoi652 Well HELLO THE ASTEROIDS IS ALMOST QUARTER OF PLANET EARTH !!!! =()

  • russia is coutry when impossible is nothing

  • omg i know how to save the earth but you'll all have to listen my orders!

    (helper#1): ok

    (me): so first of all you'll all have to push the planet over there

    (everyone): ok

    (idiot): how?

    (me): balance it to one side so it'll turn

    (bill gates): omg you saved us i'll now give you a cookie