Bristol Palin, Teenage Preggers

[greenghost2008]

I'ma do my part and impregnant all the teenage girls i come across.

[HamsterFueledRocket]

"Herp derp! I'll abandon philosophical pursuits because they're absurd and then make totally deep videos about pregnant pseudo-celebrities. DERP DERP DERP!"

Thats my azrienoch impression. Love ya man! ;)

[Frieza1999]

Teen Pregnancy has ALWAYS existed since the dawn of man!

This preconceived notion that you need to have babies when your 25-30, you need a career , you need your own house and two cars is nothing more than a utopia people set up for themselves to feel a certain level of superiority and success towards those who have kids at an early age.

[LanceDirk]

@Frieza1999 Or maybe it's the fact that it's easier to raise children when your life and your income are more stable, which usually occurs around age 25-30. Or maybe it's the fact that at age 25-30 people are usually more naturally inclined to settle, having lived spontaneously for their entire life before that. Or maybe it's the fact that at age 25 the human brain actually biologically wants to settle down. You get the idea...

[KotorFan97]

The erotic thing? Or the ironic thing? 2:02.

[azrienoch]

@KotorFan97 Ironic, but since it could be either and make sense, I'm not going to tell you that.

[KotorFan97]

lmao I pick... erotic.. heheheh Nice intro btw

[saoirsequinn]

There needs to be more men like you.!!! LOL....

[draco146]

I love this!

[gideonjamesabbott]

I take this video to be mainly farce and sarcasm because what else is there to say in the face of such a ridiculous ad; as a father of two it just disgusts me that Bristol would use her child in such a way.

Catching up on your vids is fun, nice pic in the background by the way and that's one bitchin' mic you got there!

[Poisonfrogg]

so good

[SMEEROTIC]

That Yeti is pure win! Surely the use of THX certified phallic imagery must make this entry a top contender ;) Great video lol

[mormor39]

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[Paralellolax]

That is exactly what i thought would happen if teen pregnancy stopped.

[Baunzee]

Hey, how's it going?

[BabyEatingHeathen]

Loved the video. But, whoa dude, get a pop-guard.

[Samanmotlagh]

So hot this <3

[aquatius]

I wasn't really paying attention in the middle because you're sexiness distracted me o_o

[BootlegPainting]

back to the mines i said

[IZUKOx]

Yay you finally put another video out.

[felidae24]

goddamn that's a hot mic.

[feelie75]

heh nice. liked this.

this also reminded me to continue playing Fallout 3; there's a "Super Duper Mart" in the game that's obviously a parody, hehe.

was the mic supposed to be phallicly positioned onto the mouth of the picture on the wall, or do I just have an active imagination?

[The3rdBrokenBottle]

Well when should women have children, in there 20s, because by age 30 they are already lost 90% of there eggs.

[cre8ivmind]

Wal-Mart really is firing all the employees now. It used to be that they only fire people for doing something dumb. Now they're getting people for "productivity." Ironically, if you fire people for productivity, the stores will be even less productive.

[Sunnyangel37]

Teenage pregnancy could be avoided if parents acutally talked to their children about sex. Like my mom told me "If your going to become sexually active, tell me. I'll get you on birth control and I'll buy you the condoms." Sure kept me from having sex. But if i was going to have sex, at least I know I don't have to go sneaking around and I can just talk to my mom.

[williambrodie]

Im so happy im not American and get stuck in a country where half the population supports a party such as the republicans... (Im not racist, against Americans, im sure your all wonderful - I just don't get how anybody takes Republicans seriously - For example, how in the name of god is National Healthcare socialist? So your Police, Firefighters, Librarys etc... are socialist too!!?? Can you imagine privatised Police- 'Sorry we can't help you with your intruder, your not covered' - OK rant over)

[texastyro]

Hilarious.

PS: me. the yeti. anal. bareback. uhnnnn

[carlgeers]

Nice! No where to shop.

[Ormaaj]

So you're saying a large stimulus package injects life into both a failing economy and teenage girls?

[82abhilash]

You make a lot of good points, but you have no idea what the free market is. Never mind, you still make good points.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

If you get a retarded minor pregnant....

[IconoclastJordan]

Azrienatch, your hawt microphallus needs to become its own character.

I suggest you animate it with an adorable little face.

That is all.

[6XfeetXunder]

She is 100% right! the economy has gotten SO BAD that it is driving our youth into the arms of non-condom using punk band membersss D: someone has to stop it!!!

[azrienoch]

@6XfeetXunder LOL

[6XfeetXunder]

hmmm...you look diffrent...o.o

.......what is it what is it...

oh! you changed your nose ring ^^

see i noticed!

[n3m6]

get rid of the fucking mic.

Instead of talking to your audience, now you're talking to a phallic desire object while we watch. much like porn. but without the nudity. or the sex. or the hot chicks.

[azrienoch]

@n3m6 With people like you in the audience, I'll stick with the phallic object. At least it's pleasing to look at.

[n3m6]

@azrienoch LOL. big fan of yours btw. love your work

[azrienoch]

@n3m6 That doesn't overcome how massively sexy my Yeti is in comparison.

[TheZeaf]

@azrienoch OMFG! i came over your yeti! Bless me azrienoch! you are my lord!.....

where can i get a copy of your latest book? x

[dunscap]

@azrienoch

Maybe a pop gaurd

[dunscap]

@dunscap

guard.

oops

[h8uall66]

I actually thought her PSA was quite good until I saw this video. Now I understand that Bristol Palin is actually the Devil. Thanks Azrienoch!

[kingbrandor]

your mic looks like a penis

[azrienoch]

@kingbrandor I made that joke two videos ago before anyone.

[lordmilko]

I like that, even though it may be uninentional, your inclusion of your new phallic mic in the camera shot causes it to become a character in your video.

[TheSoyEatsYou]

What.

[NLPNVC]

That is a very cool mic bro.. Cheers.

[noodleguru]

I didn't hear a word you said. That painting behind you is amazing.

I want it. Or at least, I just want to know where it came from.

[azrienoch]

@noodleguru That's one of Dospook's. And you can own it for yourself on the cover of my new book!  /cheese

[Yzsaakc]

I thought you were going to talk about the rhetorical (or do I mean semantic?) disaster of the please-don't-slut-it-up-unless­-your-parents-are-well-off Public Service Announcement.

[maryamtaheri]

i cant imagine anyone could have said it any better lmfao

[TheGreatOldOnes]

Be An American Hero: Get Knocked Up!

[Hellraiser717]

Could have used more finger smelling.

[damaxman]

LoL! Great video!

[caltrop69]

Why doesn't she just say, "oops?" It'd be a cheaper radio spot.

[Sugarfexx]

ur cute

[hahaXniice]

hey cutie

[OMGitsSEVEN]

SEXEPHIL is that you?

[azrienoch]

@OMGitsSEVEN It may not be the best video, but Jesus, you don't have to insult me.

[anarkus03]

It looks like you are talking into Bicentinnial Man's cock.

[marniespeaks]

you sound like public radio

[Poisonfrogg]

lol..

best vid iv seen in awhile!!!

well done

[TakunC]

you've got a hell of an imagination there, azzy. I'm gonna call you azzy now, like ozzy, just better.

[Wierdoinc]

That's a damn good Yeti, I want it.

[HersheysKisses637]

The picture in the background is distracting me. Hahaha.

[killinusoon]

hahaha this was so damn epic

the moment u said walmart this turned into pwng

[colloredbrothers]

Hot mike

[gingergreek]

People like you make me sick!! What about Target?

Walmartist!!

:P

[Guinness4h2o]

did you intend for this video to remind us of "jay-walking"? for some reason it does, and i love it.

[xgreenxangelx10]

lately, some of your videos have seemed too scripted for me. i really liked how this one seemed sincere and honest.

[azrienoch]

@xgreenxangelx10 I don't know if you're joking, so I'll say that aside from the poem I did last week, this is the first scripted video I've done in two months. And you're the second person to say this is more sincere, when I'm clearly sarcastic--another thing I haven't managed to really do in two months. Maybe you're both joking, I don't know. So I'm saying just in case.

[Intrepidman]

@azrienoch ,

Maybe, deep down, you are sincerely sarcastic. Therefore, when you try to fake being sincere by repressing your sarcastic nature you appear as being insincere.

[azrienoch]

@Intrepidman That makes sense. I was going to say that people are much more influenced by camera work than they'd like to admit and that active camera shots are more conducive to sarcasm, but your explanation is better.

[Intrepidman]

@azrienoch ,

I was just being sarcastic. ;)

[XxSammxX]

is it really funny theres an actual sarah palin ad beside your head?

hehe..i think so...oh ads by google.

[Eilsring]

*claps*

[Monolith1618]

Your Microphone looks like a dildo spacecraft from Lost in Space.

[MrYoutopia]

Why does everything get set on fire in all of your stories?

[gratex]

teh lulz, sir

[AlinaIsSoRad]

lovely painting in the back

[nicanicabad]

love the video and your cockophone.--------oh you too.

[ristinraccoon]

Well, that is an excellent summary of Republican values there at the end.

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

LOL! Nice man. Well done as always.

[Trollschool]

Nif-tay!

[melarteeh]

i love the mic!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Jeff.

Perhas secretly, Bristol is organizing a Tea party.

But more along the lines of your Teatime series...

[DarkMatter2525]

What causes teen pregnancy?

...

I do.

So I guess I keep Walmart in business too. Where's my fucking cut, damn it!

[steffcrombie]

Ah balls, I guess this means I'm going to have to buy a massive condom and live in it to escape pregnancy. Shit there's a tear and I'm being attacked by the economy.

Least I won't have to worry about this in two month's time when my age no longer has the word "teen" in it.

Ugh the excuses people make.

[tetsubo57]

Abstinence has a 95% failure rate. Which is why it is a policy fully endorsed by the Republican party. No one knows failure like the Republican party.

[pixelatedxdeath]

yes changes in the economy probably do have some effect on teen pregnancy. Like if the economy is good then there parents can put them in sports, and stuff that keeps them active. if the economy is bad like it is now, with their being so many single parent homes, the one parent works two jobs to proved for the basics. Now the teen is stuck at home to their own devices, and what do you think they're going to do! Have sex! It sounds stupid when it's put like how it was in the commercial.

[WizardShiz]

Jeez .... your getting better and better !!

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

Not much of a lateral thinker are you

[manatyson]

Lets not think about these irrational thoghts... Lets think of things that make sense like blue nipples

[L8RG8R84]

Did they really ask her "what do you think causes teen pregnancy?" because that is a rediculous question in the first place.

[Christheatheist1]

Republicans don't even hold up traditional Republican values. Great points, Az.

[AnarchyAnonymous]

Yay for Yeti :)

[lettherebedots]

Gristle Palin !

[YankoBG94]

I love your videos, I love the way you speak and your voice and I love the conclusions you come to :)

BTW No homo :)

[ianhoppe]

Hell yea Az. I fucking love this new format. Bravo.

[Leafdots]

hmm.. that's a really interesting perspective. This sounds like a bible re-telling...

[elAsra]

Is always lovely to see your idea of the crack of the civilization as we know it out of your mouth.

[vclamp]

Yes, we must keep those sweatshop kids fully employed!

[gothatfunk]

"...and they'll have nowhere to shop."

rotflmao. nice one, great entry. good luck!

[mynui]

lol - I think he means the Yeti lmao ... that thing is AWESOME. :P

[mparker18311]

I'm not going to lie, by the looks of the preview pic for this video... your microphone looks like an aluminum penis.

[qtronman]

Ha-ha, nice mic!

[azrienoch]

@qtronman It's SO BIG!

[sheri226]

Win Material! Interesting (& funny as hell) point of view!

[NUMBLIFEUSA]

the beer party patriots won't let this happen

[jizzywix1993]

I hope you keep up this kind of format. It's great and much more sincere.

[azrienoch]

@jizzywix1993 Interesting. Do you mean the camera work, or the content?

[jizzywix1993]

@azrienoch Primarily, I think the camera work makes it seem much more like a vlog. Other people may not enjoy it but I think it's much easier to relate to you and understand you. The content, as well, seems much more 'airy' if you know what I mean. But perhaps you don't want to go in the vlog direction, the X vs. O kind of videos are also awesome.

[JasperAvi]

@azrienoch I think he means your obsession with teenage pregnancy.....

[TheIllestVillain]

@JasperAvi who isn't obsessed with teenage pregnancy?

I'd impregnate a teenager.

[Vettecool]

That mic is great, altho it looks a bit like r2d2

[KingHeathen]

Changes in the economy? Seriously? She said that? Yeah...which one of Palin's kids was supposed to have the mental handicap?

[azrienoch]

@KingHeathen Bristol didn't say that, the woman she was with said it.

[KingHeathen]

@azrienoch

Does that mean stupidity is contagious?

[MRKNIGHT]

I saw that same interview...and i was yelling SEX! SEX! it's the only answer. I lean to the right in my views, but BS is BS and you have to call it like it is. The Blue Yeti sounds great! I think I might get one.

Maybe the Blue Yeti is another cause of teen preggers?

[azrienoch]

@MRKNIGHT Nah, the Yeti doesn't fit teenagers. Oh, that was bad.

[MRKNIGHT]

@azrienoch well, if you do use your Yeti on a teen, list to Bristol and go shopping. If we help the economy by shopping then does that mean doing it in a changing booth "safe sex"? WIN for public sex - Teen pregger FAIL.

[AstraVex]

Good video. As always.

"Bristol"...Makes me think of a city of unshaven Badgers.

So, how come you using that big-ass microphone rather than the one on your camera? I thought it was rather good on its own :)

Plus, bad-ass rail-road track picture in the background!

[DanOlooney]

your holyness

[InfectedDaemon]

Up until now... yours has been the best entry.

[RealCreativeUsername]

The link of the video you're responding to doesn't seem to work..

[azrienoch]

@RealCreativeUsername Just clicked it, works for me.

[RealCreativeUsername]

@azrienoch Might be my country then!

[Meiklelodians]

Bristol....who names there child after a city in Britain...idiots.

Nice artwork and video :)

[Aft3rshock25]

@Meiklelodians Because Trig is so much better. What do you expect from the Palins? All you can to is cross your fingers and PRAY (to a non-existent god) that they fade into obscurity.

[dannypantsgm]

I never knew Wal-Mart was so crucial.

[azrienoch]

@dannypantsgm It's true. Walmart lends a whole lot of stability to the economy. Without that, who knows how many pregnant teens we'd have.

[dannypantsgm]

My God, can you imagine? Here in Baltimore we'd be over run with the collapse of literally every community. It'd be havoc.

[azrienoch]

@dannypantsgm I didn't know you were in Baltimore. What part? I'm in Charles Village.

[dannypantsgm]

@azrienoch A little farther outside in Aberdeen, Harford County. Like only 40 minutes away from Charles Villiage.

[Vogter2100]

Good video.. LOL

[KillermaTV]

Aw, you're not naked anymore, shame. But i see you have that huge thing out. That's nice.

[azrienoch]

@KillermaTV Still there. Got a smaller one, and it's black. It's the same gauge, but a smaller diameter. You'll see it better when the video stops processing.

[Shazam263]

Great Video to wake up to lol

[gurra9]

You should have done it naked... good video though

[SingleEyeMovement]

Hmm, zombie apocalypse in the aisles of wal-mart...wonderful piece!

[Stoutbreed]

People should stop giving air time to this person that should have had no importance to begin with. That funny thing is it was the liberal media that brought Bristol into the spot light to begin with, as a smear campaign over John McCain's campaign.

I however fail to see the correlation between Teen Pregnancy with Walmart.

[Stoutbreed]

@Stoutbreed Damn thats some bad grammar. You know what I'm trying to say there though.

(Next time I'll proof read before I post)

[spaceman300]

Who in the right mind calls a kid "Bristol"...?

Great video mate..!