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  • I come from Perth and absolutely love the place. But this is absolutely piss funny! Gotta have a sense of humour hey

  • Fuck Perth is shit :/ need to move to the east cost of Oz :D

  • But it still has the most beautiful beaches in the world though...

  • @ostiaroma No it doesn't Hawaii does.

  • Perth is what you make it, Better then living in a war zone or where people die on the streets from hunger and deseas. People need to remember how lucky we are. Things are expensive? Big deal, at least you don't have to worry about contracting a deseas from your water supply, and dying from it because you cant afford or simply don't have the treatment.

    I see most people complaining how its boring and shops are not open long enough. Im glad all i have to worry about is my own consumer habits.

  • Too funny!

  • Hehehe, i know this is so true, but i like perth in a way, it's an easy way to network with musos all around the city because everyone knows everyone... But thumbs up for this video :) so funny!

  • Perth- the lousiest place in the world to live..fuck all nuthin ta do, and unless ur employed in the mining sector you get shat on constantly..the City of Perth aka the City of Fuck You Buddy...

  • 90% of the people who don't get this joke. Are trapped suburban teens/twenty somethings.

  • My bloke and I visited Perth for 2 weeks a couple of years ago. It was stunningly beautiful, but I imagine really really boring long-term. We arrived on a Sunday and decided to walk through the city, find a nice cafe and ppl watch. After half an hour of walking around, all we saw were about 5 aimless people, a bunch of closed up businesses, and leaves blowing around the streets like tumbleweed.

  • @Yalf111 Fremantle is where the life is, not Perth.

  • @Zenki293 Fremantle is now part of Perth.

  • One of the things i hate about Perth and one of the things that sucks about Perth is the shopping hours, all the shops here close too early, all the shops here close at 5pm which is ridiculous and the shops here are only open until late on Thursday which is when late night shopping is, in cities in the Eastern states and and in cities overseas all the shops are open late everyday and many of the supermarkets are open 24 hours, Perth is so backwards it's not even funny it's sad.

  • @MrJohnboy1984 True that, but people don't get if shops were to be open all the time prices of everything would go up and just as expensive as Sydney. I work and manage at a certain supermarket giant that is open late night, and if the stores aren't making enough profit from being open more hours, prices get hiked up.

  • @erynae Perth is now more expensive then Sydney and Perth is now the most expensive city in Australia, also i don't see how shops being open late here everyday would make the cost of living go up, cities in the Eastern states and cities overseas have shops that are open late everyday and their cost of living is still lower then Perths cost of living.

  • LMAOOOO fxckin funny.. God Perth is so lame... One more year til I finish my degree and Im OUTTA HERE!

  • one of the biggest problems with perth is for every aussie that leaves that god forsaken hole, 10,000 asians move in...

  • When Duhh Fuck Did We Get A Ferest Wheel In Perth?

  • @MrMinecraftVo it's in fremantle! haha

  • @MrMinecraftVo They moved it to Freo because nobody goes to perth.

    I shit you not.

  • PLease guys ! My bf has to talk about this video for school. I'm french and I have to help him. Can u help me ? He has to sum up the video. And i don't really understand what is it about.. Thx guys ! :$

  • @Echelons73tATu J'ai la même chose à faire !

  • Guys it's a joke, in case you didn't get that. Some of these comments make it seem like you don't understand that.

  • To everyone who thinks this video is reliable, Perth is known as them most isolated city in the world.

    And I'm proud of that.

  • @thedetectiveismissin Why, why are you proud of being isolated and far away from the rest of the country and the rest of the world.

  • @MrJohnboy1984 Im not proud of being isolated I'm just proud of being able to say that, if u get what i mean

  • @thedetectiveismissin

    I'd LOVE it if our state succeeded from the east...

  • @thedetectiveismissin Uhhhh no it's not. Auckland is considered the most isolated from cities containing 1 million+ and Honolulu is with a population of 500,000+. Dont know if you are actually from Perth but a city called Mandurah is only 70km away. Perth is definitely isolated but Im not sure where you got this fact from. It is however in the top 10 windiest cities in the world. That's pretty cool.

  • @Booya9272 Yeah i figured that out after I posted the message although I think it used to be... Yeah Mandurah may be called the 'City of Manudrah' like 'City of Freo' but their not actually cities. Oh well, at least we get lots of wind ;)

  • Perth is backwards and is full of backwards people, the people in Perth are also hicks, Perth is a hick town.

  • @MrJohnboy1984 too real

  • @MrJohnboy1984 and you live there? I rest my case.

  • They made Perth sound more exciting then it really is. Perth is more boring and lifeless than that!

  • @stenny3o3 Yes it sure is, i fuckin hate this shithole town so bad, i wish i could leave.

  • last feeding day Ol' Bertie actually thanked my personally for my thoughtful offering by eating my girl friend and ending my loveless relationship!

  • It's funny because it's true...

  • ..places like Armadale, Thornlie, Clarkson, Mandurah, and Clarkson.... oh yeah!!!

  • Its not that I hate Perth, but.... The "Like" button is just irresistible

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  • So very true, perth is the shittiest city i've ever lived in. Place is dead, the nightlife is dead, the people here are all alcoholics and are always shitty.....a

  • @christianrath1403 yes so true aye

  • @christianrath1403 DONT COME TO PERTH THEN!! We dont want you here.

  • i live in perth, its shit as bro

    people are just dero

  • @nzanile2 why do you say that ? I thought Perth was a nice city as most of Australia's cities.

  • @traker42 because its true. you've lived in perth all your life and gone to visit other cities and countries. Perth compared to other states is Crap and just dero

  • @nzanile2 thanks for your answer! well that may be true, I also have my favourite cities around the world, one of them would be Sydney :D

  • i live in perth, its shit as bro

  • 126 people need to come to Perth and see what it actually is

  • @mcnieceracing XD great command !

  • I love Perth, but this is hilarious. Well done boys!

  • Perth is a piece of shit unless you live in the western suburbs then its a whole different ball game!

  • Hahahaha dont you just love Perth? Such a vibrant place!!

  • Lol at all the shots of empty streets. So much fucking win!

  • LOL! Parliament House!!

    wish the Bell Tower was that interesting....

  • but absolutely brilliant video, it gave me hope.

  • Perth: the city where you receive 'who's-this-creep-and-why-is-h­e-enjoying-himself-in-the-morn­ing' looks when you whistle on the train. Arh, most boring unaware people in the most boring clicky groups. Getting out of this dive ASAP.

  • @danbandy2 I find you often have to repeat yourself to strangers because they can't believe you're talking to them. It's just not done here. I've moved here last month, and starting to hate it.

  • @pocketpond982 LOL, you reckon.

  • Perth is so dam boring, this city sucks, i hate it, living in Perth is about as fun and exciting as watching grass grow and watching paint dry.

  • LOLOLOL need to revisit this when stoned, so epic.

  • hahahahaha fukn funny as (and sadly, very true...)!!!!!!!!

  • The chamber of beasts is a great way to spend the afternoon.

  • I lived in Perth for 13 yrs. thankyou for this. It made me smile.

  • Where is Perth's revolving prison?

  • @p4panu They couldn't afford to keep the prison running...

  • this should've been the briefing video for all chogm delegates coming to perth

  • This is very funny...and cost effective. I went all the way to London to make a comedy tourism video.

  • Wee I'll be bertied! I'm moving there so thanks for the factual info!

  • LOL I bet some Americans would take this seriously

  • @badpanda84 I would actually correct that on the basis that the United States is the only country in the world to rival Great Britain in overall use of sarcasm and comprehension of dry comedy. Whenever I talk to foreigners from any country, I have to be very sure not to use the same degree of sarcasm that I do with my fellow poops.

  • @badpanda84 I bet alot of Australians would take this seriously to.

  • @badpanda84 Fuck off i bet some australians would.

  • @rhundeby far out man calm down, every country has dumb asses that would.

  • @badpanda84 LOL I bet some Non-Americans would make a joke about Americans being dumb! LOL, I'm so clever and original! LOL.

  • @N8764E It's hard to hear you over your tears.

  • @Jaydenbm D'aww, that was clever. I don't have anything for you on that one.

  • I love Perth!

  • hahahha

  • hahah mr perella teaches at my school XD

  • No simonelle that is soooooo not me!

  • lol im looking at this video because a casual teacher had us at school and thats him. lol :P i am not telling my name, but HIS name was MR. OZBORN (capitals were not necessary)

  • Perth isn't the largest city in the world. i no cos im from perth!

  • OMG Parella is my english teacher!!!!! i swear by it. hahaha LOL

  • @HollywoodKnows is that u alexa? haha hes like my relife teacher an he comes wen eva my teachers away :)

    hahahahahahaall rong the "parliment house" is actually in canberra and thats the bell tower that they r calling "parliment house" hahaha im from perth :)

  • @Simonelle99 hey simon-smelly!!!!!!! btw HollywoodKnows & MissCAndyThief are both my accounts i just use HollywoodKnows more cos this one is over 18 and the other one isnt so yea. can u guess who it is??

  • Respond to this video...  yea i no so stupid. mr perrella!!!!!

  • lol

    

  • I love perth, if you dont like it FUCKING LEAVE

  • @hazza1o1

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE DICK!!!

  • Lol, I'm from Perth, I wouldn't say it's a shithole, but it's not exactly the most vibrant city in the world lol:P

  • Can't believe there's no reference to Joe Booth, Boost Juice's sexiest smoothie man. I'm pretty sure any city frequenter has seen him around :P

  • Perth is a shithole.. People have this arrogance that isnt found anywhere else in Australia, prices of groceries, clothing etc is stupidly high... The public transport system is a joke...

    Perth may have amazing beaches but thats really all its got going for it... If you want a career and not a job, then Perth isnt your city, plus now its more and more looking like China lately..

    I was born and raised in perth for 23 years so i know that city and i can tell you.. WHAT A SHITHOLE!

  • @jonoptus

    "People have this arrogance that isnt found anywhere else in Australia"

    For arrogance, you really can't beat Sydney...

    And what a joke THAT placer is!

    High crime, high pollution, filth, aggression, the traffic...

    And the highest property prices in the southern hemisphere...

    And they think it's the best city in the world. Go figure...

  • @Hammersley1967 The same thing can be said for every other city in Australia except for Gold Coast, Gold Coast is about the only decent city in Australia, all the other cities in Australia are shit.

  • @MrJohnboy1984

    I just did a wee wee...

  • @jonoptus hey mate ill be going to perth to meet my father for the first time, but im a bit of a badass and cant stand boring shit. do you have any fun places you could tell me about? also you said it was like chinatown? are there alot of asians? cheer mate

  • @dinzhou1 haha perth is shit its heaps boring best thing is the drags

  • @dinzhou1 "also you said it was like chinatown? are there alot of asians?"

    Strangley enough chinatown is the only place to get a meal after midnight. ( aside from mc donalds )

  • @jonoptus Jesus your story is exactly the same as mine. I moved away though, never going back, can't stand the attitudes of Perthies now.

  • @jonoptus Your absoloutly right and i couldn't have said it better myself, i live in Perth to and i hate it, it sucks big time and it's a bogan city and a city full of losers lowlifes and scum and the cost of living here is ridiculous, eveyrthing here is dam expensive and overpriced and the public transport system sucks, no one in their right mind would want to come and live here, only people who are insane would choose to come and live here.

  • I love Perth, but now that I think about it, there isn't much to do. It's beautiful yes, but If you want a fun time don't come here. :)

  • need the cactus...wonder what the queens gonna say bout that :D

  • you will have to make a new vid and show the cactus LOL.

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  • Perth' s transit is GAY!

  • watta shithole

  • The revolving prison is now gone..

  • Is old berttie a homeless guy who made this video who wants free offerings...just saying...it could work

  • Mmmm thats good drinking.

  • 117 people forgot to give an offering to Bertie.

  • THIS... IS... PEEEEEEEEEERTHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • dont do drugs

  • Haha I live near Clarkson. It's pretty shit up here, but It's actually pretty nice in Perth city and Freo.

  • @elephantasmic nice in freo??

  • I wish I gave my offering to old bertie, my girlfriend was fed on feeding day D: 

  • Luv Perth my hometown -3

  • brilliant!

  • Perth is the epitome of middle Australia- that's why it's so boring... apparently.

    Also- Ew Armadale..... and Clarkson... in fact anywhere east of the freeway=icky

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • and each day million of japs come and take over

  • perth sucks balls its expensive and everything is regulated and illegal

  • @whatscrakn101 what do you mean with all is regulated? its anywhere the same, isnt it?

  • I met Vince tonight. I found him to be an enchanting guy. Though for someone that presented intelligence, he is a lifetime away from what it means to live in the paradise that is Perth. When travelling the world, the places I saw were amazing, but cemented how lucky I am to call Perth my home. Anyone with half an imagination can amuse themself. If you're having trouble doing that reflect, as it's remarkably easy to take the piss instead of facing yourself. That docco wasn't about Perth at all.

  • What do these expressions mean?

    a. Not on your bertie.

    b. Well, I'll be bertied.

    Thanks

  • @tibido832 a. An answer to a question meaning "no", extremely unlikely.

    b. Very shocked, an opposite result to what was though to happen.

  • lol the sad thing is, its all true.

  • It us interesting how people seem to be split 50/50 on whether or not Perth is a good place to live.

    I'm from America and Perth is right up near the top if my list if places I want to visit. It sounds like the coastline south and north of Perth for hundreds of miles in each direction is like southern California...only without anywhere near the population!

  • @officereagle It's an amazing place it live :)

  • @officereagle lol , Perth is good if you are a > FILTHY RICH

    b> black

    c> a doctor , lawyer, respected citizen.

    If you don't fit those 3, its a hell's nightmare.

  • @jonnijames Your spot on, not only that it's very hard to find a job here.

  • Clarkson AND Clarkson, unbelievable !!!!

  • perth is a village in opposite to sydney

  • Dude, so true

  • Perth, you make my heart throb.

  • @Spoodoodle thats not your heart...

  • @SkylarAnastasia ...well that's awkward.

  • well the 1st step is to recognize things

  • The guy who made this video must be so lonely......... I'll pray for you dear.

  • lolololololololol

  • Perth is full of nutters, but nice ones. :)

  • is it actually the largest city in the world

  • @Yeowie69 yes it is. population 4.8 billion

  • 114 People will be bertified!

  • Clarkson is clearly so good it must be mentioned twice...

  • Don't really like this video. Moved to Perth 3 years ago alot better than were I came from. Things should be open late my only complaint.

  • haha lol hes a teacher!! iv had him as a relife before NO JOKE!

  • LOL i love how the people who lives there can't wait to move out and make fun of it

  • Lol lol lol, I live in Perth, not the most exciting I must say but not the worst! Luv the irony coz it's SO true!!

  • Hahaha, love the irony in everything that the narrator says. But I've never been to perth so I'm not gonna judge it from this

  • @ rubenblak02. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! PERTH IS AWSOME I LIVE THERE.

  • If any of you people think Perth sucks, wait till you come to Adelaide!! It's old and dirty. I grew up in Perth and moved to Adelaide later. Top choice decision:/

    But frankly Perth is awesome!!!!

  • @airbornemike380 I suppose Perth is awesome compared to Adelaide but that doesn't mean that Perth is awesome, all it means is that there are other cities in Australia which are even more boring dull and crap with Adelaide being one of them.

  • I live in SYDAKNEE but was brought up in Perth.

    I'll take the Perth lifestyle any day!

  • all eastern state cities are shit

  • perth is laid out better than melbourne imo.

  • so much lol

  • @rubenblak02 Looks like your education is a little 'back in time.'

  • @rubenblak02 Wow, perth might not be great, but wherever you come from has to be a fuckload worse.

  • "the biggest city in th world ... Perth"

    hahaha

    **looks around, sees the lovely people in the second biggest city in the world ... Hobart**

    shit, i need to get outof here asap !!

  • That is piss funny, but a little bit wrong.

  • I lived in Perth for 4 years, yes it is boring but I've been to Adelaide and it shits all over that place. Hobart is the worst city I've been to and now I live near Melbourne....... THE BEST :)

  • My grandpappy forgot to give an offering to Bertie one year...yep....Feeding day came and BAM! goodbye Grandpappy to a tentacle of love yet ruthlessness.

  • I think old Bertie would make the Swan River actually interesting.

  • nah he just has no friends. :P

  • I'm in Perth right now , that vid was a LOL

  • Yes perth is shit but places like bunbury and exmouth are greatest places, when the easteen states are overcrowded losers that survive on wa's economy.

  • I love this city but it seems like I'll have to move to melbourne. Just don't wanna leave

  • LOL what a joke. I have lived in Perth my whole life and it's hideous, boring and full of hobos. this video is obviously taking the piss out of Perth.

  • Its funnier when you from perth.

  • @tyrce111 Actually it's even funnier when you used to live in Perth and now live somewhere better.

  • Perth aint all that bad :) just gotta know where to go!

  • Living in Perth and loving Perth... One of the most beautiful city in the world

  • Yeah I live in Perth, it's boring!