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  • I think this ending was so smart but I just felt so duped! Like, what was real and what wasn't. I mean, she explained but was the whole show always her talking.. I'm just confused. But I liked it but then again it had me feeling really weird because it ended sort of dark and it was always such a funny show.

  • I like wow she can write...n i understand what she said :-) this was a good episode,i still watch rosanne show everytime its on

  • Bonnie Bramlett singing in the end? Wtf is singing? Damn they are excellent.

  • I Like The Song At The End.!

  • Am I just retarded, or am I not the only one that noticed that the living room and kitchen changed back to how it was before they won the lottery?

  • @MegaRockMan1 That was the point, none of that ever happened, they didn't win the lottery. She was writing, imagining what she would do with all that money, it was a copping mechanism.

  • @Originalimperfection I know that, I was just wondering if anyone else just now (after watching this YouTube video) noticed  that the set changed...

  • i can't imagine watching this show all the years it was on, loving it, and then seeing this fucking depressing ass ending. i'd have been livid.

  • wow I had never seen the finale before...this is too sad :(

  • that out of the way, may i request that Roseanne be in another Sitcom?

    the same as she was in this show........you know, minus this episode.

  • i hated this ending, not because it was a sad ending.............but because she freaking was writing the book the whole time, which again isn't the EXACT reason i hated it, she basically altered what really happened.

    "remember Dan surviving the Heart attack? yeah he actually died...we also didn't win the lottery, and god knows what else i made up"

    she essentially made alot of the episodes completely pointless.

    kinda felt a cop out to me

  • @ShadowWolfRising I kinda think it was genius. She did what maybe most would do if they had the chance to relive their past. She changed most of the things she wished she could. I didnt quite get this ending when it first aired but just watching it again i totally get it now. And the ending is the complete truth, and she tells you what she changed. I love Roseanne. :)

  • Roseanne is the best

  • It kills me to think Dan died. I loved that big guy and although I'm a slightly younger fan of the show I really did connect to the show. It always reminds me of home. Real problem, real issues, real strength.

  • I think the concept for the ending was ahead of its time. A "happy" ending would have not fit the premise of the show. Anytime I feel the need to return to the epitome of the 80's, I know I can just watch Roseanne.

  • I can't understand this. Let me see if I get this straight:

    Season 8 is when dan gets his heart attack and dies, even though it doesn't actually show it. And season 9 is supposed to be a story written by Roseanne? and thats where the whole her mother being gay and jackie not and all this other shit? if some one could clear that up it'd be nice haha

  • @BlackMagic8520

    Yup, that's pretty much it. This episode reveals that the entire show, not just the 9th season, is all just her memoirs. Only difference is that in reality, Dan's heart attack killed him, as well as the thing about her mom and sister, and she changes the final parts of the story so that he actually survived.

  • @shadow1dx go to hell with your shitty opinion

  • @codybaird27 ...calm down,He/She's an idiot...Don't waist your positive energy on Ignorants.The ending was Effin awesome,it's just to true and deep for some to understand and appreciate.Take care. :)

  • @codybaird27 WAAAAAA WAAAAA

    SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!!!

    

  • This show sucked so much.

    Possibly the worst Final Season ever and a terrible Finale.

  • @shadow1dx Then why were you on here watching it?

  • @scketron89 Reliving my nightmares?

  • This is probably one of the most realistic sitcoms that ever aired on television. I am reminded of my own young life when I watch it in many ways. We had it all: bills we couldn't pay, eating out at cheap restaurants when times got really bad, divorce with subsequent financial ruin, wrecked credit after having to use credit cards to survive, bankruptcy, all of it. On no other show has Hollywood depicted real blue collar, Midwestern life. To the best of my knowledge, no other.

  • So, from the first show (the pilot), it was all just a story?

    That's so fucking brilliant! I would have never thought of that.

  • @stumpafuh last season was a story derp

  • It was all a F****** story that she was writing?

  • @Coleboy44TheThird Not all of it was a story. There were parts of her (Roseanne Connor) she wasn't happy with or thought didn't go the way they should. So, in her book, she changed them. The entire last season, however, was a fabrication in order to cope with the death of Dan. And that is completely understandable, as she said, for a blue collared woman to do. She needed her book to reflect on her life and that was what the series essentially was - Roseanne's life and the morals she learned.

  • I LOVE Roseanne but i just prefer not to watch the last season. Its just too different from the other seasons. It lost its spark im sorry to say. But give me seasons 1-8 and ill watch them any day of the week!

  • Liked the show til they went to Disney. That's when I stopped watching. This finale was pretty bad. I hate 'it was all a dream' cop outs. Makes me lose interest in the show. And this finale is one big of sorry-we-messed-this-all-up exposition. I don't demand constant hilarity, but I do expect something interesting to be happening. Glad this was posted, I had forgotten how it went.

  • I think I died a little inside when I first watched this episode. Seriously, it kind of irritates me when a series is supposedly funny or amusing and then the finale goes and screws it all to hell- like Alf or 3rd Rock. I mean, I get that they're trying to make it realistic, and it's good to show that not everything has a happily ever after, but after investing so much time in a series just to have it end on a totally soul crushing note? Seriously?

  • I love this show. Its amazing. Like someone said below, its a real show about a real family, and most of those shows dont come on anymore. Most shows on TV nowadays are so...out there, that they downright blow. So you gotta love these older shows that are actually...decent.

  • i cried. i miss this show

  • most depressing season finale ever. period.

  • Is that chick singing in the background singing "What doesn't Kills you Makes you Stronger" Wynonna Judd or Bonnie Bartlett (the blonde that used to work with Roseanne as a waitress)? That version is the best that I've ever heard. Great ending by the way Roseanne. Ironic! Best in sitcom history to this date, in my opinion. U spoke the truth!

  • Season 9 was amazing. I love Roseanne. I watched it when I was little and I still continue to watch it today. This Series Finale was so real, I cry every time.

  • always loved this episode and see me right there and love will always see you through...

  • Those of us, I guess 90's children, who grew up watching the show could all relate in some way to the Conner family. I saw a lot of my dad in Dan, and yep - manly tears were shed. The ending was so absolutely well thought out and gripping - haunting even, and rivaled a good book's twist ending. They don't make shows like this anymore, and the actors who all played in this show are severely underrated.

  • Best show ever. Got major soul. Go roseanne... don't give up!

  • Overall Season 9 was an abomination (especially the "fantasy" episodes), however the series and finale were outstanding. A lot of people don't even try to "get" Roseanne, they just hear and see a loud-mouthed overweight woman hauling off at everyone in her path. There's a lot more to it than that. Bravo to a great finale.

  • I cried sooo much watching this.

  • i liked darlene and david together...the ending when i first saw it was a little confusing but then i got it...i miss Roseanne..Darlene was my favorite character

  • legit crying right now.

  • Every season is on Netflix...instant queue....I just got finished watching every episode...took bout a week...best sitcom ever

  • roseanne finale was the best show ever.i remembered watching it.

  • Can a finale be anymore depressing than this?

  • I love the show because it's true and I love true. Yes I cry with this show because I can relate.

  • I love how in the last 5 minutes of the show , they ruined the whole show for me....worst series finale ever!!!!!

  • @shmian10 Oh shut up. Just because Roseanne wanted you to know the truth doesn't mean it sucked. My god, if you really liked the show you'd find this ending more then fulfilling

  • @SupaJor10 I was mad that everything that made me love the show was fake and made up I like the show i just hate the last episode

  • It was sad!

  • how did he die

  • @studdmuffen8 Heart Attack

  • I believe in the 50% rule. I just hope I can carry it out.

  • the best ending ever, i cried when i found out Dan dies. Under al the toughness of Dan he would do ANYTHING for his family<3

  • This makes me sad....but somehow in a good way.

  • when dan had the heart attack i cried so much but when he was okay i was so happy but when i saw this and found out he died i felt like i had a lost a father=(

  • Haha she refers to the baby as "it".

  • @bluecore7

    So what? You're also an "it." All nouns are, moron.

  • this is the first time I've seen this finale and I am so sjocked and surprised they actually made dan die.

    roseanne actually got her writing room.

    but its just so sad.

  • Oh god I cry everytime I watch this.

  • awesome

  • Roseanne was an awesome series but the last two seasons were terrible overall. This episode was no exception.

  • There will NEVER be another Roseanne, Cosby Show, Full House, Sister Sister, Family Ties, Family Matters or in other words REAL shows (the list goes on) EVER! Now it's all just crap shows like Gossip Girl blegh! who the fuck cares about rich people sleeping with eachother? so lame.

  • @xStormingFlowerx

    I agree man but George Lopez Show was pretty awesome too. Sadly it ended about a few years ago. I think that might have been the last great family sitcom

  • @xStormingFlowerx really dude? Sister, Sister? for shame

  • @xStormingFlowerx You forgot that 70's show.

  • @TheBeatlesCom another carsey warner classic

  • THIS ENDING MADE HISTORY!!!!!!

  • this is the one show that is real has real life and familys i wish that dan was alive and they all lived the way they did but this show proves that bad things happen to good people. . things never go they way u want them. . this show does not hold back it shows what real familys go thou and i can really conect with them.

  • Roseanne redeemed itself in the finale with a fantastically bittersweet ending.

  • Thay never showed where dan died off the show?

  • @kc5cxu I'm not 100% sure, but I think Dan had a heart attack on a previous ep and didn't pull thru. The episodes from then on was Rosanne thinking how "it' could've been, Dan surviving, lotto etc till the finale.

  • @kc5cxu i think it was the last episode of season 8, which i think was called "the wedding" when darlene married David, it showed Dan starting to have the heart attack and falling to the ground, it fades out with the credits rolling and you hear an ambulance and the paramedics getting a stretcher; it's really sad to see, he's such a caring good father, much like the real blue collar fathers who work so hard to provide what they can for their family's much like my own father, i cried when he died

  • @snakesonaplane2 Actually that wasn't the season 8 finale, Heart and Soul was where they all go to the hospital to see Dan and the last scene is Roseanne sitting at his bedside with a magazine, this was also originally intended to be the series finale

  • Nice. Kill off Dan in a throw-away ending. Horrid ending to a great show.

  • @CARDUELIS999

    Personally, I always liked the ending. It was really surreal, and so sad. I thought it was different, and a great way to end the show. Especially after the strange 9th season.

  • I loved this episode :(

  • "And then Darlene had the baby and IT almost died"? WTF. Did Darlene give birth to a toaster? Since when is a baby an IT?

  • This episode always made me cry, from the day it aired, to the rerun. I think because its real life, its what really happenes. Roseanne was a REAL show, about a REAL family, i think thats why my dad doesnt like it that much.

  • @JerrySpringerisCool OMFG ditto..i just saw and im like DX WHAT??!! crying :(

  • @JerrySpringerisCool thats so true it was REAL and all those things still hapen to this very day. but not just her family went through it all families at least some point go into these things in life

  • I liked and hated this finale for different reasons. First of all, it was sad and tragic and it was nice to see Roseanne's sensitive side after nine seasons of mostly fooling around. However, the finale summarized that the show "Roseanne" was just lies and that's what I didn't like. Had she JUST made Season 9 up, I would have been ecstatic, but then she had to get into the past eight seasons. Overall, "Roseanne" was a masterpiece with an okay ending. I wish Dan didn't have to die, though.

  • @Brian112891 I understand what you mean but I think you're missing the deeper meaning of this finale. Her "lies" were really just her way or coping with the shitty hand life had dealt her. Having to struggle day by day, losing the love of your life, almost losing a grandchild, having a troubled past... Her way of dealing with all of these things was to (re)write it. I loved this finale, more than any other show finale, because it's the most realistic and relatable I've ever seen.

  • i love this show, i watched every episode exept for this 1. now i have thanks roseanne :)

  • so they didn't win the lottery,Jackie gay, Mark and Darlene are a couple and Dan is dead? So from that I guess the 4th child is not real and Jackie didn't have a child. It's all just a book. Man that's crazy

  • wait so did Dan actually cheat on Roseanne or was that all part of the book?

  • @Andizzlefofo It was all part of the book, She had preferred Dan cheating on her than Him being dead.

  • @iiloveyyou1 ohh i see. damn thats kinda sad that he died :( great show though.

  • @iiloveyyou1 It wasn't so much she preffered him cheating on her as much as his dying felt like he had left her for another woman. Hence why she wrote that scenario instead of his actual death.

  • @Andizzlefofo It was all part of the book. She felt cheated because he died.

  • Dan ain't dead. he went bowling with the dude and got arrest for pulling out a gun at smokey cuz he went over the line and didn't mark his frame zero.

  • Was that Phoebe Snow singing at the close? Was that very last scene in the living room filmed before the set was redecorated?

  • Really, really a surreal ending. It's like you watched this family develop for years and years. You could relate to them. They were your typical American middle class family. They almost became your family. Then to find out it was all a book is just weird. You can never, at least I can't, watch the show again the same way after knowing what you do after watching this. To know that all you watched and experienced was false is heart breaking. Nonetheless a powerful, moving series finale.

  • One of the best endings ever

  • @1333fuller

    it was voted 1 of the worst endings in many online researches

  • @1333fuller

    I couldn't agree with you more.

  • @1333fuller Absolutely.

  • I sure do wish they would bring roseanne back like a new sitcom updates on the kids grown up with their kids and grandkids lol I miss seeing the episodes i felt like I was part of the family I watched it so much!!!!!!!

  • yall niggas softer than roseanne's son

  • @PhuturePhenoms thats the gayest shit Ive ever heard, go get a job nig

  • when i first saw this i was so confused..but now i get it...the only question is "if jackie was gay then why did she date guys?" because i thought only the last two seasons are what roseanne changed?? hmm anyone know? unless jackie came out later in life..haha

  • I followed this season when I was little, well, little-er, and this episode hit me hard. I cried for awhile after the episode ended. Until I connected the dots and realized it made a lot of sense about why the last season didn't make any sense.

  • I couldn't watch this episode when it was aired! I couldn't stand watching Dan passing away. I saw this for the first time last night and was as devastated as I knew I would be back then. Sad, truly was sad.

  • urghh hahah i cant accept that it was all her writing!!

  • I wonder if they planned this finale all along the last season...truly one of the BEST finale's of all time...and the saddest most heartfelt..I loved this episode...so deep, and real..

  • gr8 way to end the show i loved watching this

  • This was the most ground breaking episode of Rosanne. I surely thought that the Conners were successful with winning the lottery. Wow. This is a very surreal plot twist and the perfect ending to one of the grand champions of television shows. Although it did not premiere in my generation, I love it for one simple Reason: Rosanne! A perfect Ten to a perfect show.

  • wow, this sucks

  • ..so was winning the lottery a dream?..

  • yes it was the last season was a book

  • @raiders2000 Yep. That's one of the dark secrets that the finale holds.......

  • wow.. roseannes like my hero

  • I cryed so much, i still watch every weekend night on tv land.

  • This was very touching, but I hate it! It's depressing! I don't really care too much for the show after 1994. I love this show, but it changed too much after 1994. It just wasn't the same, and the ending of the series is just..disappointing, to say the least. =[

  • wait was any of this real? i mean like real life

  • This is terrible. They completely messed up the show by turning 180 degrees and turning it into some kind of a soapy, sappy drama. The show started off fresh, down to earth, warm and kind but it just ended with Roseanne's obvious insanity and neurosis from some kind of midlife crisis. Winning the lottery, Dan getting a heart attack, cheating on her, dying- come on. They shoulda stopped after the 6th season. This ending was just a depressing downward spiral unworthy of the spirit of the show.

  • @WendyKroy77 well said...shes always talking about the abuse but this makes you want to bullet in your mouth. t

  • This is an amazing finale!

  • why did they have to fuck up the end of the series so badly.

  • i remember the first time i saw this episode, i was like... 8 or 9. i cried but i didnt understand what she was talking about. now that im 14, i do. this show had such an unexpected ending but, i love this show! im watching it on TVLand. they're on the christmas dan comes back and at the end, jackie hears him talking to a woman on the phone thats not his mom.

  • This is an amazing ending to the show except for the part where she say God is inside everyone, which is illogical.

  • @BHSbballer2012 Why is it illogical if I may ask?

  • wait... dan dies? when? Jackie was really gay? Not her mom? What WHAT WHAAAAAAT?!!!!!?

  • this monolgue is brilliant. the shows writing went missing during the final season(dare i say , final 2 seasons?) but im always fascinated when i watch this scene. id love to put it in a notebook, and read it everyday. the show wasnt that good in the final season, but ill always love this scene.

  • This show was awesome...I like your comment...you have to watch season 8 of scrubs, "My Finale"

  • When it comes to Darlene and David, I like Roseanne's version better. After seeing all they've been through I can't really imagine David with anyone else.

    Such a powerful series finale. Right now I can't think of a show that's done better.

  • fuckers stop sayin stuff and just watch youtube dumbasses

  • this is a INTENSE FINALE I love her quotes its underneath us all WE HOLD THE POWER THE CARDS OF OUR LIFES ITS UP TO USE TO MOVE ON STAY STRONG AND LIVE OUR LIFES FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

    Roseanne good show Dan was my fav he had a short temper but funny as shit and just funny to see DAN Explode on people smaller than him what a bully

  • the lottery shit ruined everything, but I got to say I really liked the finale.

  • this will always be my favorite tv show ever.. i have all 9 seasons =) i never get tired of watchin them.

  • makes me cry every time... what a wonderful show...

  • Wow, that made me tear... I liked the finale, I have never seen it until now. I have seen ever other episode, but the finale...it was nice, I love this show!

  • When she said him dying was like him cheating on her, does that mean the episode when he was cheating on her was when he died?

  • When he died. She felt as if he betrayed her.

  • Most of the show wasn't real.

  • no when he had the heart attack around the time of Darlene's wedding, he actually died from it.

  • @pumashoes42

    Pretty much. Actually, since the last season was entirely from her imagination, that's probably where she got the inspiration to write that Dan had cheated on her with his mother's nurse, because his death felt like a betrayal, almost as if he'd "left her for another woman." Her depression, which she wrote was from him cheating on her, was actually from his death. The lottery, visiting NY, everything she did was an escape from the reality that Dan was gone forever.

  • @MaakaKarin17 That's so sad! Why couldn't it all be true!

  • I'd love to get the this song they sing in the end. I love it! ne1 knw the name of it? I knw it was a song b4 it had words.

  • not sure the name of the song ..but i know that phoebe snow sang it. maybe you can find it on youtube.

  • wait is this show based on Roseannes Barr story or not? or in between?

  • wait wait wait. DAN DIES????? WHAT!? but., i, no! Someone explain to me because I saw him alive after the heart attack!!

  • the enitre last season was her fake

  • so he does die???

  • yes.

  • aww! thats so sad! Well, then the whole last season was fake? thats kinda weird.

  • He dies. Becky is with David. Darlene is with Mark. And Jackie is a lesbo. That's all the revelations.

  • ok. wow. what a nice ending...........?

  • the way they decided to end the series was to make it seem as though the ENTIRE show was Roseanne's book.

    Jackie was homo, not her mom

    Darlene married Mark while Becky married David

    Dan died when he had the heart attack instead of making it through it.

    It's sad :(

  • All it shows is that no matter what happens nothing ever goes the way you want it. Life is though, but you will make it through your strength, and according to Roseanne, the strength of God. It's a good message. It's a true sense of hope.

  • @LaikVictoria49 u got it backwards darlene married david :) an mark married becky

  • Nope, it was the other way around in the finale. That is the way it happened in the show, but in the final monologue, she reveals that it was actually the other way around, so Darlene married Mark and Becky married David.

  • I like the fact that this episode portrayed a sense of realism at the end! Not everyone have a happy ending where everything goes right like what most sitcoms do! So I'm sort of glad they didn't go the route of everything being a fairytale at the end and everyone walks into the sunset.. Life is not the simple!

    Also with Dan dying, it made all of the characters seem HUMAN! Like their not invincible like sitcom characters are mainly portrayed as.

  • saw this episode last night..too dam depressing..i almost cried..i didn't like the ending, but i did like parts of the monologue, especially when it came to raising their kids and the part where dan is the the first thing she thinks of when she wakes. the whole episode just didn't fit the whole show. oh well. i especially didn't like the fact that david ended up with becky and darlene with mark. it was better the other way around.

  • here here. i agree with u 100%. just the thought of becky with david, ick. nasty. darlene and david are cuter, and becky seemed like the girl who'd end up with a bad boy. i watched it in the 90s growing up, stopped for reason then recently started watching it. i love it=)

  • wow.... this episode was a real shocker. I sat with m mouth haning open for the last 8 minutes of it. I will never be able to watch some of the other episodes before this with out going " That didn't really happen, and that didn't really happen, and that......" wow.....that episode is kinda depressing don't ya think?.....all this time half the stuff in the episodes never really happened....wow.....

  • dayumn she got owned by life

  • i bawled my eyes out :(

  • the singer at the end sounds a lot like jackie.

  • Yeah thats what I was thinking too.

  • What a fucking cop-out ive been wanting to see this show for years!!!! i guess i hadn't seen most of the last season. But now i wish i wouldent have.

    This whole lase season is wacked out. and the last show is a copout for something like.... writers strike .. or probably Roseanne took over and thought she could wright better or some stupid shit. there should be a disclaimer b4 you watch this . "We had to end the show and couldn't think of anything good so here ya go"

  • Yes. That's exactly what happened, douchebag. They all went on strike and Roseanne stepped in because she thought she could "wright" better than them. Fucking moron...

    Next time you wanna critize someone's "wrighting" ability, try proofreading your own first.... Asshole..

  • Tell me the last season was even close 2 what we knew from the show ...

    let me ask you this moboy.

    Have you ever watched a movie and it seamed like the ending didn't fit ? like the movie was good but at the end they realized they was running out of time so they quickly wraped it up real cheesy like .?

    Oh i has a typo... critique me you dumbass..

    everyone is in tilted to there opinion.. don't criticize me for thinking the last season was crap and i won't criticize you for being a homo

  • You're right, everyone does have the right to THEIR own opinion. And as for your little "homo" comment, funny you should mention that...are you trying to tell us something? I for one am very comfortable with my sexuality as a HOMO. Besides, what does my being gay have to do with the fact that you're a judemental douchbag?

  • Your So silly...lol You attacked me I just defended myself. and your a little right I shouldn't have made that comment.. My bad... :p Back on point... You have not commented on any of my arguments about the show. come on

  • hahaha you like dick in your ass

  • why do the ends of all sitcoms have to be so depressing?

  • i wish that the show didn't end this wayy!!!! it was so so sad and made me cry! never has a season finale been this shocking to me. They should have had a good happy ending lk it would have been if they didn't add that whole everything being just a story thing. how sad :(

  • me tooo...i was like what you didnt win the lotto.DAN DIED!!I cried..the ending was sad...Im 30 all the shows where new to me because growing up my mom didnt want me to watch it.. so i snuck sometimes but not really..But i love this show...Roseanne has made me stong...Ok ill stop blabbing now

  • i cried :(

  • crap, that changed my whole perception to the show... now every time i watch it, i'm going to think back to this episode, and piece together this episode with the older ones. :(( all the possibilities.

  • lol.....ive been doing the same thing thats funny

  • i hate this episoddddeee :( i wish the show was still goin on as in up to date episodes. i love how real this show is

  • I like the whole show Roseanne. The only thing that I don't think fit into the whole Conor thing was when they had Dan in California cheating on Roseanne. That I cannot see happening..