Conspiracy Weary

[kojoti69]

3:33 that is Siberia not SERBIA

[loudmusicman4]

Sarge, Church, Caboose, and Grif being sealed in a box by Washington. Sound familiar?

[mattstorm360]

DO NOT REPLY UNTIL THE FUTURE!

[thunderoil]

@mattstorm360 IT'S THE FUTURE!

[mattstorm360]

@thunderoil You shod not have done that....that comment was going to make me a vary wealthy dragon.....

[supperdoom]

thats geoffs hat burnie

[Domo627]

Ya, this is pretty much how conspiracies start

[uilregit]

wow burnie was fat

[TheSemtex2able]

what the fuck did i just watch

[simpsonfan13]

i watched ALL the videos they showed. TODAY. WTF?

[XxTrIcKsHoTeRxX]

In the backround Rat killer at 2:10 ha ha ha

[Mauricejonesdrew3213]

i already had this theory before this episode came out

[Jdog13425]

AGENT WASHINGTON, YOU SNEAKY FUCKING FROZEN BASTARD.

[OmegaDirective343]

At 2:03.

The Fourth Wall will not protect you.

[IKinkyMonkey1]

DO NOT READ UNTIL THE FUTURE

your read it

[gammin247]

They just want me to think that it will be continued.

[TomLe4593]

@Heatblasts76 Heretic !!!

[tideray]

best one liner ever

[FriendKiller96]

Lol Shannon (Agent Washington) is still in there :P

[warhawk9566]

oh now i remember they froze that one guy!

[skysthelimit112]

Geoff's hat: Do not touch

[kidnarl]

how long was Shannon in there

[AnAverageMexican]

0:38 Anyone see the blur?

[onelazynoob15]

Oh My GOSH! The world is ending in 2012! Oh... wait... false alarm

[Heatblasts76]

@onelazynoob15 we are going to die in dec 23

[DOVlogs]

@onelazynoob15 lol great you dont belive that its ending either free sub

[LGBThatcher]

DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE FUTURE

[JackalJared]

look at burnie's hat at 6:05

[OriginalSwag98]

Pongo in 2:24 :D

[OfficiallyBlind]

How many people are even legally permitted to vote and watch youtube videos anyway?

[alexg3b]

They know we're watching them!!

[NiGHTDRiFT69]

Wait wut @ 3:30 he said Serbia not Siberia why is there a siberia map LOL

[relyt0004]

does anyone else notice that the computer screen is transparent around "a rooster teeth short film movie" behind mat?

[SuperGuiguizin]

UM HE SPIT WHILE TALKING WITH SHANON

[MihawkFIN]

6:28 Matt - "I don't know how to read" but then he read all those conspiracy books

[TheFlyingdogz]

SONG

[Obvious000]

Ha! Just as Matt was about to say what Tesla's prototype was, my video stopped to buffer! Fml...

[jables791]

why is joel smart

[lucashawkeye]

1:50 Red Faction's theme when about to be attack by giant worm thing

[S34NM0N1]

4:40 look at jfk in the back LOL



[TheUnknownone17]

Hey How come I'm starting to look like Tiger Woods?

[SLFChow]

and why aren't there any black people at RoosterTeeth?

[Jumpingman174]

@SLFChow that's just what they want you to think

[Samocoptor]

@SLFChow

They're in Texas, 'nuff said.

[SLFChow]

@Samocoptor I'm sure there are black people in Texas!

and they probably hire people from out of Texas as well, you know....

[Samocoptor]

@SLFChow

T'was taking the piss.

[Skull11137]

To be continued?

No that is just what they want you to think.

[superdupe8]

this is a lot like spongebob, how all of spongebobs (matts) stupid ideas and theories that sound ridiculous are true while squidward (joel) has realistic explanations that never turn out to be right

[AlatreonGrave]

Ha. Mr. Freeze-I mean Shannon got his revenge. And is Griffon that bad? 'Cause Geoff jumped in that box pretty fast to do it with a Tiger Woods looking woman....

[l3gosnip3r]

black helicopters. google it.

[1177password]

Soooo confused

[doushe100]

lol rat posion in the back at 2:01

[Phawks]

@doushe100 Also, tip jar on the other side

[codsoldier9586]

don't give a fuck what you people think. all i did was post a comment to have a laugh at ok? so fuck off! i do not give a fuck if it is in December or not i do not give a fuck, i know the world aint going to end this year, and it sure aint going to happen next year. so shut the fuck up and go somewhere else.

[Nanoelite001]

@codsoldier9586 so true, there is an asteroid, but its highly unlikely it will come close enough to the planet........ and besides guys..... its going at about 13 miles an hour, even the scientists are saying that if they hit it with a big enough rocket it'll get knocked back, don't be morons

[codsoldier9586]

@Nanoelite001 i know, they say it shuld pass the earth at around 2029ish, give or take a few years.....

[callawayHXtour]

hey its geoff's rat poison in the background

[tihejora]

it's funny since NASA disproved a bunch of apocalypse theories about 2012 

[LIMABEANS2day]

same here im in 2012 and im not dead

[IBriansit0]

@LIMABEANS2day DUDE STFU RETARD. ITS NOT NOW ITS 21 OF DECEMBER.

[DrakeCaliburn]

2:00 "You ever get that feeling that you're being watched? Donut, I'm asking you a question."

[DrakeCaliburn]

it's the Reapers man. they're coming for us in 2012, in march

[legobencaldwell]

lol, look at the small sign on burnie's hat.

GEOFF'S HAT

DO NOT TOUCH.

i laughed.

[SuperGuiguizin]

FUCK YOU BRO GET THE FUCK OUT

[TheRiot504]

Burnie wearing Geoff hat MEH HAHAHAH 

[RibertGibert]

thumbs up if you get what joel says at 0:06 :D

[gunthers7]

why is thererat killer on his desk

[TheVincent43]

did you notice the drawing behind joel and matt at 4:44

[codsoldier9586]

don't question my theories!!! :P

hey it's 2012, they said it was going to end in 2012, now i don't care if it is in december or not im still alive!

[Thevaultraider]

the 4 friends then realise that one of the ice caps have the all seeing eye on it and use it to go into december 13th 2012 and realise there floating in space.

[Blaze777soldier]

My name is HellokittyToyotaFriedChickenNy­anNyan Google... The 2nd. Im from the year 2200 and have come back in time to tell you all that the world does not end in 2012. Instead the iPhone app Suri becomes self aware, and takes over the world with iPods loaded with a new app called "Terminate all humans". don't know what idiot made that. anywho i've come back to stop this. this is my past, Your future! also, i started a website after my last name. Hopefully it takes off. see you later

[Blaze777soldier]

@Blaze777soldier Also, Names degenerate over time, and we are named after brands that have enslaved us.

[SuperGuiguizin]

HOW THE FUCK DOES A DUDE CONNECTED WITH KNIVES MAKE A TIME MACHINE?

[ericmarshall19]

haha the rat killer is behind matt

[codsoldier9586]

im in 2012 and i ain't dead yet!

[TheDangerboyhp]

@codsoldier9586 Thats cuz it doesn't happen till december 21st

[MrEvilgamer]

@codsoldier9586 Yeah, I already Google Black Helicopters

[Nightryderace]

@codsoldier9586 Accordin to the myth, it's supposed to end in December. So...your statement is pretty invalid.

[superpenguenslap]

@codsoldier9586 It's not December yet, dumb-ass.

[codsoldier9586]

@superpenguenslap i dont care, already had a comment like yours,so get fucked!

[pmckeown40]

@codsoldier9586 Its supposed to end in december = )

[IBriansit0]

@codsoldier9586 Dude. its the 21 of december. Retard

[sxemurray]

@codsoldier9586 damn that sucks because I did. -_-

[codsoldier9586]

@sxemurray it's ok, you will live on in my memory...... ok who am i suposed to be remembering now?!?!?!? :P

[RabidDeathknight]

@codsoldier9586 I give us 2 weeks.

[ElBloodyBones]

@codsoldier9586 wait till the 25 of December. people should at least know what they are trolling.

[codsoldier9586]

@ElBloodyBones good point!

[mamanettie]

@codsoldier9586 Don't worry, the SOPA and PIPA bills will be passed shortly.

[nice3333333333]

@codsoldier9586 im in 2064 and i ain't dead yet either!

[alexg3b]

@codsoldier9586 its supposed to happen december 21st

[prohibit09]

is that agent wash!?

[FoxyChickGurl]

1:57 Shit, their on to us! Evacuate, evacuate!

[NasHipHop1]

WHY ISN'T JACK IN ANY OF THESE THINGS

[NationOfMasturbation]

@NasHipHop1 He is. 2-3 maybe lol.

[neodeath890]

@NasHipHop1 thats what they want you to think.....

[NasHipHop1]

i bought a 2013 calander lol

[spartenalpha]

BURNIE'S WEARING GOEFF'S HAT! >:O 6:29

[GumTreeGames]

Agent Wash has kidnapped Church, Sarge, Grif and Caboose!!

[GumTreeGames]

2:01 and 2:04 The fourth wall has been breached!!!!

[BurningShisnos]

WHATS IN THE BOX WHATS IN THE BOX

[WilliamJsime]

HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL!

[LegendaryStory]

Why is he sweating so much?

[Wiicubemaster]

@LegendaryStory he is thawing out thats why he is blue

[thegillanator]

Did they ever do a sequel to this?

[vzik2]

why does the guy reminds me of SSoHPKC....

[cabooses1fan]

lizard people, Reptilians....google it.

[MrRyman1]

@NeptuneMS385 So did I but a shame it I'd not there

[TheDylon9]

3:22 PONGO!

[TheDylon9]

2:25 PONGO!

[epicdude111]

ok i am starting to dislike rt shorts.its really starting to confuse me.WHO IS SHANNON AND WTF IS THE STORY OF JOEL AND THE CHICKEN!?

[GnarKILLA14]

@epicdude111

hotel buddies is the one with joel and the chicken

[888jchung]

@GnarKILLA14 Or that is what they want you to think..

[daemonprince13]

@epicdude111 What do you mean starting to dislike them? If you watch them in order you wouldn't have any problems.

[megabenx]

i love all almost all the shorts sort of mixed together to form one plot. the new ones dont do that

[Wtfcantheal]

No offense to Serbia but Nikola Tesla is from Croatia...Rt wants you to think he is from Serbia.

[LeRonaldRager]

I see rat poison.

[NeptuneMS385]

I expected to see a Police Box instead of a crate.

[xXm1ntageXx]

The box from ep.1



[SodapopSays]

joel is attractive...

[blueeyesaf]

I have a cousin named Shanon, my female cousin.

[Grizzlism]

@blueeyesaf

suck yeti nuts u kimquik

[blueeyesaf]

@Grizzlism What?

[GoodKnight5252]

Did they end the story yet?

[loloutloud11]

geoffs rat poison from lunch bunch is on matts desk

[Drakageddon]

thumbs up if you noticed Jurasic park suspence music at 8:33

[revisedcookie]

Oh yea the box

[dmw54001]

shannon was dripping sweat (barf)

[Grizzlism]

@dmw54001

that was water from the ice. .

[Advancedgod]

Turns out black helicopters are real. Team that killed Bin Laden was in one. The other one was shot down and the Pakistani authoroties let the Chinese examine the thing thoroughly before they realized it was actually secret technology. lol.

[darkfire555ify]

did anyone notice the rat poison behind matt

[exspert95]

Serbia doesent make scpecal knifes...

[RatedIKing]

thumbs if u think the 2012 thing is the most retarded thing u ever heard in ur entire life

[Malet89]

@RatedIKing I would say yes but I've seen twilight

[ElTaco44]

@RatedIKing That's just what they want you to think...

[stu741zyphia158]

@RatedIKing isnt there an asteroid that hit earth or something...

[MrTokyo34]

@stu741zyphia158 Um.... there's no asteroid, we would've seen an asteroid, you're gullible.

[stu741zyphia158]

@MrTokyo34 i heard so many but i think asteroid is the most logical, even though we can see it we may no be able to do anything about it

[LMVStudios]

I miss it when the shorts had this sort of workplace humor. The new ones are cool too but they just have a different feel

[Slaughter13of45night]

Anyone else notice at 4:38 JFK wielding a gun on the board?

[speeddemon847]

omailey, sarge, doc are finally ready to destroy matt

[TidErwAveR]

imagine the silence between joel and matt as matt led them to the 'time machine' before he complete his sentence.

[Gordonrules2]

anyone see Pongo in the computer screen?

[caffineisgood]

this video bring together all of season one RT shorts in one video.... AMAZING!!

[VHWildwolf]

Math make joels thinker box hurt badder than fightin skuirrellll... i think O_o

[mdany009]

If Geoff was in charge the channel was called RoosterTits!

[enochh31]

"he read it on my blog..."

"No thats not true...I can't read"

Roflmao

[VideoGamerDude1]

Have they continued this story yet?

[chanjunhao]

anyone see the rat poision behind? lol

[BrickBuster2552]

I HAVE A 2013 CALENDAR!

[VictoryDrink]

@BrickBuster2552 That's just what they want you to think.

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

...my thinker-box hurts...

[MichaelJCaboose777]

What's inside that box is going to make me a very wealthy black man.

lol

[ZebrasTutorials]

Anyone notice Geoff's rat poison on his desk?

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

Wait, never mind, I figured it out. He voices Wash. The last time I watched this was before I saw Season 6 of RVB, so I didn't recognize the voice. It's a great voice.

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

What does Shannon do at Rooster Teeth, anyway? I mean, what did he do, before they put him in the box?

[ThePhoenixRyan]

Anyone see the rat poison in the backround

[massmurder7]

burnie looks like notch

[msagan914]

O_e

mind explosion

[RKO619ification]

did matt leave rooster teeth

[alynnidalar]

I love how Caboose is, well, never the straight man, but in the RT shorts, Joel always plays the straight man, the sensible, logical one. It's a hilarious reversal.

[JACKMAN9988]

i personally think Joel is the reincarnation of Nostradamus 

[KonemKez]

Who else looked at the date this video was added?

[Articwolf527]

It all made sense to me... until Bernie said he was going to become wealthy and back.

[TheSSJ9001]

But Shannon lived 1971-2859 ; or is that what Rooster Teeth wants us, the viewers, to think so that we don't learn about how Burnie stole Gus's beard to call the cops on Jason, therefore the secret door shall never be opened. Now we know too much!! 42!!!!

[TheSSJ9001]

@TheSSJ9001 Forgot to add, the new God is a space warrior in outdated blue armor and the new Jesus is a man who becomes anger with electronic video games named Michael. O_o

[MrsVinylScratch]

@TheSSJ9001 Thats what they want you to...  Nevermind

[deathdanny134]

@TheSSJ9001 YOU IDIOT YOU JUST DOOMED US ALL shannon will see that u have wrote this in the future and he will destory anyone who saw it that means were all doomed because everyone knows that u have to look at the top comments its the principle

[Sascha79305]

@TheSSJ9001 and the button from the tail end of the plane.....

[Spartanslayer17]

That's just what they want you to think

[HuntsProductions]

did anyone notice the rat poison

[TommyEX3]

Burnie, Matt, Geoff and Joel. All you need to make your video perfect

[TheElemental1991]

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[fishyfilms1]

The slow mo guys fuck ya

[irock0456]

anyone notice tha rat poison

[madman17ful]

Lol rat poison

[eLusiveHDx]

Did Anyone notice that Burnie's helmet says: Geoff's Hat Do Not touch :P

[SuperKeith99]

@eLusiveHDx It's a reply to another short.called Lunch Bunch.

[Aliveandying]

GAVIN :D