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  • I don't get why you have so many dislikes. Your shit is classic.

  • I have a feeling that the "Anti-drug commercialesque" Requiem for a Dream had little effect on this man.

  • I love how almost all of your fucking videos have more dislikes than likes because they can't see that what your doing is really sarcastic and satirical.

  • You and me should bump clams slick!

  • Requiem for a dream is my favourite dream too.

  • great review i lmao's

  • i love the description

  • This makes my anus cry with fuck

  • Holy argument. Lol.

  • Sounds drunk

  • Hilariously laidback, and comedic review. I'm glad I stumbled over to this vid.

  • she probabaly got some mental stuff which is cool.. and hot

    HAHAHAHA i laughed soo hard

  • wtf was that shit at the start

  • Ahh scary pic

  • Dude you sound fuckin stoned

  • bumping clams...haha nice 

  • This movie was the shit, you fucking bitch!

  • Stick to smoking your weed and listening to Phish all day. Please stop doing movie reviews.

  • @GlenStarbuck Seriously how predictable that you fall silent the moment you are asked to offer substantive knowledge and not only complaints.

    No I don't think that you understood most of the comments previously made prior to your arrival. Frankly I don't even believe that your first language is English even if you were or are from the U.K.

    Thank you for cementing in my mind that you are yet another limp dick waste of a HUMAN.

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  • FFS. Why do I have to come here and see you idiots bitch at each other? I just want to see Nat and Mila fuck like every other human being who isn't completely asexual.

    I cant find it T_T

  • @GlenStarbuck Well Glen tell me why males are so interested in seeing 2 women fuck. Why does it mater to you? Are you a lesbian?

    See as a lesbian I know why it arouses me, but when I see two men, well I don't make as big of a deal of it as men to when they see two women. Get A Life and if you don't like what I write then don't read it.

  • @rachelsOne

    I would ask why Forest Gump had taken to being an asshole on youtube commentary, but your post clearly indicates you would be dumb enough to try and answer a rhetorical question.

    You, a lesbian by your own admission, OBVIOUSLY don't get anything out of the gender that you are by definition not sexually attracted to. Yet you somehow find it comparable to someone who IS sexually attracted to the gender in question? Not only that its fucking Natalie Portman. Shes fucking AMAZING.

  • @GlenStarbuck Maybe you can enlighten us Forest. I get a hell of alot out of the gender I'm attracted to. However I'm an adult and gave up the adolescent having to point and publicly comment on everything I see. I get orgasms from action not from looking at a video on You Tube. I have Black Swan it provides excellent masturbatory fodder if I'm so inclined. I KNOW what Natalie Portman's character experienced, you DON'T & I do what Lily does.

    You post is borderline incomprehensible.

  • @rachelsOne

    Really? Because in your marveling display of "adulthood" you forgot to stop acting like a 12 year old on the internet. You're a complete fucking hypocrite, all you're doing is pointing out your sexuality in an adolescent manner, as if anyone gave a fuck. You're supposed perspective with her character has absolutely nothing to do with anything, how in the fuck does it matter if you're familiar with her experience? Did anyone ask you? Nobody claimed to and nobody cares.

  • @rachelsOne

    And FYI, I've got a life. It involves not being a repressed moron that is so uncomfortable with human sexuality that I would actually have the nerve to imply enjoying it is conducive to not having one.

    And by the way fuck tard, I can't exactly know I don't like what you write until AFTER I read it. What you think you're a fucking author? Nobody gives a shit what you have to say, don't act like anyone came here to troll you.

  • @GlenStarbuck Here's the thing you goddamn prick: If you don't like what you read MOVE ON, there is NO reason to let your balls dictate that you mist respond.

    Also you obviously give a shit what I have to write because you won't shut the fuck up.

    Now Begone Limp Dweller, you're dismissed.

  • @GlenStarbuck Oh and don't let that frustrated feeling you get from being kicked in the nuts motivate your loser ass to comment me in the future.

  • @rachelsOne

    Lmfao. Dear lord. You're a fucking carbon copy of every other forum trolling militant self proclaimed lesbian in every other shithole corner of the internet. You're here running your mouth, and were before I arrived, you've wasted considerably more time not shutting the fuck up and responding out of butt-hurt. You don't get to dismiss anyone with meager attempts at insults like that, why don't you take your own advice and move the fuck on. You just sound fucking desperate. 

  • @GlenStarbuck Oh here we go: 1st I am not attracted to my own gender (according to you), then when I substantiate that I am and engage in activities u wish u could I become a stereotype. Make up your mind, and NO I will not be silent when attacked by some anonymous dickweed like yourself or that other idiot. Y don't U move the fuck on or better yet Go Masturbate in a Sock U Bitch Ass Punk. That's all ur good for anyway. U Tube is NOT only 4 children like U.

  • @rachelsOne

    LMFAO. Oh I wish I could, Cute. You don't have game just because you whore out to any female around. so try not to make yourself look like more of an ass than you already have. On that note you might want to stop typing like a retard. I literally cannot understand half of your post due to your shitty excuse for grammar. I'm just as anon as you and I'm not making an effort to hide anything. Despite the fact you now think you're some tough bitch from the hood. Fuck off little girl.

  • @GlenStarbuck Like the ASS U R there U go making assumptions. Who said I whore anything out? U know NOTHING about me, not how I live, what I look like, absolutely NOTHING. Well except for one thing. I believe that you know that I think u're probably a teenager, a tired non sex getting asshole, with a fake ass profile that displays NO Creativity. U don't understand my my posts b/c they exceed ur realm, of comprehension. There is nothing wrong with using "Twitter-esque" spelling to save space.

  • @rachelsOne

    You're the one making assumptions little girl. I simply respond in kind. Not my fault you talk like every other loudmouth bitch on the internet that uses their sexuality as a jumping off point to be a troll. I was just letting you know its a completely different matter for you to jump into bed with a couple chicks then a guy. Not that I'm affirming your ignorance. That said, I'm neither a teen, nor sex starved, and you're fucking pathetic if you think a youtube profile matters.

  • @GlenStarbuck You may want to learn what "Abstract Conceptualization" is so you can infer meaning from context. See I don't have time to waste spoon feeding you because your level of understanding is so low.

    Now begone. I am done with you and not into addressing your adolescent taunts about nothing salient.

  • @rachelsOne

    Well In THIS context I can infer that you like to chuck around anything polysyllabic to distract from the fact you've got about as much of an actual fucking point as you do understanding of the words you arrogantly assume to soley understand. Typical pseudo intellectual bullshit. I can infer you've spent too much time around twaty barrista types if you actually use phrases like "now begone" to conclude your poorly conceived rants. I can infer if you were done, you would have left.

  • @GlenStarbuck Let it go already, I am over 50 and am really tired of your feeble attempts at gaining attention. No I don't assume that I am the only one who understands the meaning of the words I type. However given the Autopoetic nature of your discourse I am surprised that you haven't figuratively bled to death from the chunks of tripe you are extracting from that minimalist mind you possess.

    Like I previously typed I am old enough to probably be your parent . Given that, Let It Go.

  • @rachelsOne

    Couldn't give two shits about your age, that being said, the only thing more amusing than your random personality switches, is the idea that someone who is "over 50" could be such a goddamned troll. Its a little bit sad actually. The pathetic kind though, the kind I still don't care about.

    You responses are exceedingly typical, when challenged you fall back into some meager attempt at flexing your vocabulary and bound back to idiotic rant like a schizo.

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  • @GlenStarbuck One Last Thing. Just because you lack the ability to conceptualize complexity doesn't mean that what I write is fake or "pseudo." What it means is that you have not attained the level of intellectualism necessary to engage on a equal basir. In other words you my friend are a goddamn "un" or "under-educated" dumb-ass and reading your feeble whiny and bitchy posts make me doubt your virility. Have you ever been in prison? I ask because you are such a little femmy cunt.

  • @rachelsOne

    The vernacular you so awkwardly wield is not complex. Even if its less than common, it comes off forced after you demonstrate you can't find yourself a place between it and mindless verbal diarrhea. This is the reason I find it false. Not because I don't understand the words in question, don't flatter yourself. My objection from the start was having to read the drivel you pissed onto this wall, after that it was just about fucking with any other self satisfying fucktard on youtube.

  • @GlenStarbuck On a lunch break and decided to check my account. Wouldn't you know there you are: The Needy One. Look whatever you say okay? I am no longer desirous of receiving your missives. Try eHarmony.

    You are not offering any salient context about anything, if you want intellectual discourse try offering a substantive topic instead of complaining that I am not spoon feeding you content.

    As far as self satisfying, well who the hell should I satisfy if not myself 1st? idiot. Ciao Jealous.

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  • Your voice reminds me of Jack Black, awesome.

  • @JSasRays And I don't care if u call me "Dyke" I'm not ashamed f being a lesbian, I get more pussy that you ever will and unlike a man a woman KNOWS how to satisfy another woman.

    Looks like YOU'RE the one who's having a hard time handling rejection because you've made a ton of excuses as to why NO SANE woman would want your bitch punk ass.

    Also males always feel like they were kicked in balls when a woman rejects them.

    rachelsOne 4 seconds ago

  • @rachelsOne i dont doubt that you get more pussy. i've already found the girl i'll marry so idc if you get more. it's not my fault that i can keep a stable relationship and you cannot. and i agree men do feel kicked in the balls when they are rejected by a girl they like. wow. YOU WIN!! now go have fake lesbo sex while i have real sex. though some lesbo sex is hot, i'll give you that one

  • @JSasRays Hooray little bitch ass punk is home from school!

    Guess what U couldn't keep a stable of horses, never mind a relationship. All u do is fucking cry b/c lesbians don't want dick. U know NOTHING about me or how long my relationship is (longer than yours, given your age) just like u don't know what I look like, level of education (higher than yours) or how old I am, or anytyhing else\. Now go back to school little boy.

    P.S. the word is LESBIAN & the sex is REAL virigin boy.

  • @JSasRays Maybe when u mature u will find a WOMAN and NOT a "girl". Right now you CAN'T handle a woman. Look at your interaction with me. Stick w/ little "girls" 8 grader.

    Loser

  • @rachelsOne You are so in love with yourself. And why dont you look up the definition of sex ms. "high eductation" Also, im in college so i guess you could say i'm in school. Your insults are useless because they're just common things i.e. me being in school, keeping a stable of horses. nice ones

  • @JSasRays Ur in "college"? How mature is it 2 call me a cunt, a dyke? Oh I've been called worse so it doesn't affect me. It's what U little BOYS do.

    I have a MASTERS of Science Degree M.S. (2006) Suck on that.

    Yes Im in love w/ myself. Not waiting around for a prick like U 2 show me love and respect U misogynist motherfucker.

    BTW My insulrs aren't useless b/c u keep defending urself. If u weren't affected U wouldn't respond. Just saying.

  • @rachelsOne Oh I'm sure you do. I'm pre-med studying radiology and just what is your field of work? science? ohh sounds legit.

    I'm not the only one responding

  • @JSasRays I am NOT your friend..U spend goddamn DAYS insulting me, calling me Dyke, Cunt and What Not. But now that you learn I have a Masters of Science Degree you want to be all friendly? Fuck Off and DIE so I can Spit On Your Grave.

  • @rachelsOne its called sarcasm. develop reading skills.

  • @JSasRays WTF is ur problem? Jesus ur more whiney and needy than the MOST dysfunctional woman I know. Must be because you have a malformed vagina protruding from ur body (birth defect). I read perfectly fine and what I read are continuous and pathetic attempts at acceptance. Shouldn't U be sexually disappointing ur girlfriend 2nite?

  • Did you even watch the movie? When did they slam vagina 0or "clams" together?It's a shame that you are allowed out of the asylum because you come online and spew vomit at the rest of us.

  • Mila and Natalie DON'T get all naked and fuck. Listen prick why do non sex getting fucktards like you always want to review lesbian sex. U don't know shit about lesbian sex.

    The lesbian sex wasn't big deal to lesbians. Apparently it was to males though because you all won't shut the fuck up about it.

  • You remind me of that episode where Chris gets a job at the gas station. Then Chris and his boss start talking about movies. 

  • such a professional and talented critic...

  • Oh I want to see this movie but I'm 16. My friend went with her mom and ahe said it was AMAZING but I would have to see it with my sister and that would be weird to see masturbation and clams rubbing together with my sister, awkward

  • yes... slamming their "clams" together is completely...*unbuckles belt*...totally...*zzzziiiip*.­.. disgusting! *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.....

  • i just saw the movie yesterday, havent felt this way since requiem for a dream...

  • if she was named padme this movie would be the best....

    i suggest, if you havent seen the movie before, to get super crispy before and watch it

    crazy shit

  • hes jewish

  • its pronounced bal-lay. lol, not bal-let

  • @JSasRays It's spelled "Ballet" but it's pronounced "Bal-lay" are you illiterate or something? LOL urself dumbass

  • @rachelsOne No shit you dumb cunt, thats exactly what i said. If you actually watched the video you would have heard him pronounce it bal-let at 2:20. And i was just saying that ballet was pronounce Bal-lay. reread my comment again. So sthu and get back in the kitchen. why are you on the computer trolling? illiterate dyke

  • @JSasRays Look just because your didn't articulate ur comment correctly doesn't make me "Dumb Cunt" it makes you an inarticulate dick who will NEVER get laid if that's how u refer to women (not a little girl) who disagree w/ u. What's w/ the hostility?

    Not my fault I'm more educated & articulate than you BOY, and my comment must have STUNG to illicit such a visceral reaction from u. So calm down & go masturbate in a sock, that's all ur good for anyway. Fucking loser. LMAO

  • @JSasRays Besides who wouldn't expect those nimrods to mispronounce Ballet, they are trying to impress and don't know shit about film-making, ballet, lesbianism and for some godawful reason think that all old people are as dimwitted as their grandparents are.

  • @rachelsOne what about my comment was so hard to understand? "its pronounced bal-lay, lol not bal-let." thats exactly what it says. how is that not articulated correctly? And you dont have to be sexist just because no guy wanted your ugly ass so you had to turn to women. I've been with my girl for 3 years so im kind of confused on how i'll NEVER get laid???

  • @JSasRays Oh please spare me the bravado b/c I am an adult woman and any 1 who would sleep w/ U has LOW self esteem if they toierate the way u refer to women.

    Now as far as your post. Typing "Bal-=Lay" was fine b/c it's indicativee the phonetic pronounciation. Typing "bal-let" does not give any indication of how it sounds phonetically stupid.

    Dumb ass had to ask me a question, when it's something U should alreADY know.

  • @JSasRays Also you don't know what I look like, BUT i WILL SAY THAT I love women because I can get what you get and with respect AND from women m,ore beautiful then you'll ever get, Fucktard.

    Besides NOT all lesbians are ugly and if u were an adult you would know that. Ever see Portia de Rossi-Generes?

    Of course u need to believe that women are lesbians b/c they're ugly right? Well in that case why are you sleeping with Lesbians? lmao

  • @rachelsOne portias only with ellen for the money, she was straight at one point and magically turned gay. most lesbians are ugly though so theres a pretty good chance you are. Also, im still not understanding how bal-let. want me to spell it bal-et? Oh and btw not all women are idiot feminists who think women are superior. im in no way a chauvanist but lesbian feminists like you are annoying

  • @JSasRays Asshole I know why Portia is with Ellen, the fact remains that Portia is still a lesbian. Dumb ass.

    Also Respecting women is NOT being an idiot feminist either. Sheesh you're really stupid. Fuck Off dickweed.

    How are u NOT a chauvanist? U call women cunts an think that we shouldn't expect respect. What a jerk off. Now Fuck Off.

  • @JSasRays I have what every man wants "a vagina" and when u start having sex you'll realize that no matter what a woman looks like there is ALWAYS a man who will want her.

  • @rachelsOne aw keep telling yourself that babe and so what if you have a vagina if its crusty

  • @JSasRays It does matter what it is mmoist old ot crusty, U watch the news. Shit u pricks will rape an 80 year old woman, so don't tell me that the vagina isn't the most wanted thing to males. Keep telling urself otherwise. Now I KNOW you've never fucked.

    Now Begone asshole cause I'm tired of ur humping but not satisfying me.

  • @rachelsOne Yeah have so much hate toward men. Were you raped by an uncle or something or is it just that youve felt rejection so many times. Now begone dyke im tired of that moldy smell from all that extra cheese

  • @JSasRays 1st: STOP writing like a 12 year old.

    2nd: Make up your mind cause ALL little boys hate rejection so when a woman doesn't want your tired little asses it must be because we hate men right?

    Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    How about you just accept the fact that I have NO Use for you or the penis. I can't hate something that has no significance in my life now go "POOF" and disappear little peeny weeny 12 year old.

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  • i'm concerned about your health. you sound like you're about to die dude.  decent review.

  • @ishtargurl What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck?

  • @aaaCOMEshot Only faggots ask for thumbs up

  • @Rvd1fy wow wow really i never knew i was a fucking pile of sticks!

    go fuck yerself you dumb cunt and fuck yer moms aswell while your at it!

  • @aaaCOMEshot lo-

  • dont ever show your face dude,it will ruin the videos for me

  • I would do anything to be in a room alone with those two. Anything. Keep up with the fucking funny videos Slick. Also show your face.

  • Good shit Slick.

    I'll definitely give this a watch.

    Requiem for a dream had "Ass to ass" and Black Swan has "Clam to clam", huh? ;D

  • Hell yeah, Requiem For a Dream is great. I'll see this too just because it's the same director.

  • lmfao the laugh at the end killed me

  • sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene sex scene i like it

  • FUCK!

    That was a very good review, and it isn't often that I can hear someone review something without the bullshit of

    "IT R TEH GR8TEST MOVI IN TEH WORD,L!1!!!"

    Oh, and for the record. Johntron can eat a salted dick.

  • I watched this and it was just women getting emotional and bitchy for hour and a half. Apart from the lesbian bits was boring imo. This goes against what Slick said so disregard comment

  • FUCK YES YOU LISTENED TO ME! YOU MADE A NEW VIDEO. I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU SLICKING SHIP PIECE OF SHIT.

    Lol i'm just kidding you are still fucking funny.

    I know you're hawt.

  • hot

  • Fuck yeah! It says "0 views"

    I was fortunate enough to see you finally destroy the space time continuum. I knew you could do it.

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