Colorado Rockies Top Ten Excuses

[Rockiesphan17]

this vid sucks go rockies!

[ponch80524]

Letterman is an ass. I can't stand him and Jay Leno is so much more funnier!!!

[kcthatsawinner]

"Excuse #11: Giving their postseason share to a pregnant wife of a coach who was with the Rockies AA team in Tulsa who was fatally hit in the head with a baseball. " If Mandy Coolbaugh (widow of Mike Coolbaugh) heard that from Letterman, she would slug Dave in the mouth. By the way, after the Rockies lost the World Series, Mandy Coolbaugh gave birth to Michael Robert Coolbaugh, Jr.

[jhaul21]

letterman the world doesnt just live in new york on the east coast, colorado isnt this wild uninhabited land, a lot of people live out here we have the youngest population in america, one of the healthiest populations, not to mention everyone is cool, we are premiere

[Brazilian4Joy]

In New Jersey, You basically only have two baseball team choices, The Mets, who aren't that bad, and the Yankees, who when they win the World Series, just proves if it was worth it to buy the best team. Rockies pwn!

[Halfbakedd69]

Goddamn OJ!

[drumline17]

jay leno has always been funnier anyway...

[rockiesfan86]

FUCK YOU YA YANKEEES QUEER!!!!!

[Zacisawesome10]

letterman is retarded... really. does he really think that the rockies r that bad? they went to the freaking world series and now there having a great season.. thumbs up if letterman is stupid and knows nothing about the rockies...

[RidingWithBigBrown]

ROCKIES ROCK! LETTERMEN IS A IDIOT!

ROCKIES FOR WORLD SERIES IN 2010!

[madrecon13]

fuck you

[zhomer2]

Nice camera work

[loxness100]

You Bucktoth Gap in your mouth nerd !! your so funny ha ha ha

[bstrizzle15]

this clip is bullshit

[jshklopez]

screw letterman. GO ROCKIES!!!!!!!!!!

[Patrick6700]

David Letterman is a fuckin dumbass. His jokes aren't even funny. Atleast Colorado built there 2007 team with their own homegrown players like Matt Holliday, Troy Tulowitzki, Todd Helton, Garrett Atkins, Brad Hawpe, Aaron Cook, Ubaldo Jimenez, Jeff Francis, and alot of other talented players. Unlike the Rockies they DON"T BUY their championships like The Boston Red Sox, and New York Yankees.

[pallknowing1]

1st of all the ROX r still a great team. as of 1/12/10 they r still the best defensive team in the league, but letterman did not write this WRITERS DID Letterman owns Leno

[JJHoser]

What is this crap? The only reason you are given them crap is because they lost the damn world series? Well guess what, no other NL team could even make it that far in 07! GO ROCKIES!

[UNCBEARS5]

Not really sure why they picked the Rockies on this one.....How about giving shit to the Pirates who couldn't beat a HS team....or 10 Yankee excuses on why their players are on roids

[JJHoser]

@UNCBEARS5 thanks for pointing that out man. I see ur name so u obviously are from colorado. I love the rockies and its true he shoulda given those teams crap. This is coming from a die hard colorado rockies fan for life.

[KAAAAAAAAT]

letterman's a cow.

[panderton83]

Keep the fucking camera still

[whobo456]

david letterman sucks. none of those jokes were funny but just plain stupid

[shosta23]

LETTERMAN SUCKS DICK!!!! Rockies own everybody that they had faced this year. I'd like to see him throw the first pitch at a rockies game and get booed. Very disrespectful.

[jrbreck5614]

wow number 2 was the only good one. David letterman sucks

[Nomad3733]

boston and Ny brought their teams the Rockies have to go from bottom to the top. unlike the yanks who start at the top

[thrilldozer]

Unlike Boston and NY, the Rockies didn't buy there team, they built it ,and still were NL champs. Chew on that Dave.

[funnymufler]

Letterman, YOU SUCK!

Rockies own!!!!

[SidneyTheKid8]

Rockies rule Letterman! I bet you can't even throw a baseball! :O

[dtownbabez]

thiz iz dukn dum da i bet hez neever been to SWEET COLORADO he sukz i like jay leno better!!

[tiptondiva]

whats so wrong about comin outta a mountain?

[BaseballRoxxx]

if i see him i'll throw a baseball right at his head and see if he wants to talk anymore shit about that sport. Rockies rule

[ColoradoRockiess]

whether you like the Rockies or

not,

that's just plain disrespectful

you don't do that

no matter what the team

[rlaproductions]

FUCK LETTERMAN. The Rockies represented how fun baseball can be without the Microsoft Yankees and Dodgers.

Besides, Leno is always funnier. Letterman caters more to my parents. How boring.

Take it from the former Sky Sox batboy.

[SirMeetch]

this was fucking stupid and on top of that the guy doing the taping must have down syndrome or something because the footage sucks and is annoying...

[dryboos]

letterman sucks the red sox suck rockies rule this is why i watch leno.

[hockeypunk136]

That one show is why i dont watch him anymore and i watch Leno now. Letterman is a dick. everybody thinks that Coloradians are a bunch of mountain men but no where near.

[Sayhuh122]

That wasn't even funny. Oh well, Letterman sucks anyway.

[funnymufler]

BOO! Rockies rule. Letterman,BOO!

[wedge1525]

that was done in fairly bad taste in my opinion

[Metsy4life]

Just actually read all the comments here and wanted to point something out for those of you attacking Letterman himself. Letterman didnt write the material, so I doubt calling him names'll do any good, but I must say I myself was rooting for the Rockies in the WS. Shame they didnt win, but they did a pretty good job.

[whobo456]

letterman is an idiot. the rockies won 21 out of 22 games to even make the playoffs. and then swept their way to the world series. the rockies just happen to run into a better team on the way. got to understand that its impossible to beat the team with the 2nd highest payroll in baseball.

[heartskulls7]

letterman sucks ass ! rockies rule

[ozzy00777]

Lettermen is an old bastard, when is he goin to die already damn...

[rockies07]

What an A-HOLE!!!!!

[taylormileyrox]

can letterman play baseball any better than the rockies can....yea i didn't think so!

anyways....they are doing way better than they did @ the beginning of the season....

GO ROCKIES...theres still time to get back in this thing!

[gregschrute]

Letterman is a FAGGET COLORADO ROCKIES RULE

[eskimolie89]

I just can't respect Letterman after that... I know he does this just for laughs, but that's just mean to say abotu a team... that they can't play baseball! how the crap does he think they made it to the W.S.? they froze, big deal! most of us would do the asme! oh, and by the way, Coors Field IS near the mountains! no, not butting up against them, but close enough to get credit!

GO ROCKIES!!!

[dtp0125]

eh it's not even that funny. none of david letterman's top 10's are funny. they're all pretty much a waste of time. i'm from denver and even i admit the rockies suck. but that top 10 list was pretty lame dude. and i won't even start about the "westerners" comment. there's a million things i could say about your show since it SUCKS. your segments are some of the dumbest i've ever seen. you'll never be as good as leno anyway. get some new writers

[xXGretschDrummerxX]

hahahahah Letterman is funny! Rockies suck, although Coors Field is no where near the mountains!

[jack534522233232434]

Letterman has at least 100 excuses for being number two every year

[whobo456]

jay leno is always better than letterman lol

[NaMmAn93]

Its a plane! No Its a Bird!! No! Its the Colorado Rockies flying into the number 1 spot in the division. There IS a lot of baseball to be played.... stupid

[theemeraldmartini]

This is supposed to be funny? "Oh people from Colorado just dumb westerners down fromt he mountain ha ha very clever" Thats not wit, thats a cheap shot that doesn't even make anysense.

[iamfoob]

Proof that the east and west coast are ignorant and full of unreasonable bias

[Avalanchehockey18]

#10 was just cold man...

Hockey is better anyways guys

[jmart3795]

dis guy needs 2 shut his dam mouth the rockies r the greatest team he needs to dis on his own sucky team

[bigtaz2000]

As a lifelong Dodgers fan, I'd like to say that the Rockies TOTALLY SUCK AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE WAY MORE GAMES NOW THAT TULOWITZKI IS ON THE DL! GO DODGERS-THE 2008 NL AND WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!!

[zonekeeper3]

(8) Relax, theres still a lot of baseball to be played. We will come back

[theemeraldmartini]

bigtaz- Umm...you do realize that the Dodgers only have 3 more wins than us on the season so far, don't you? It's not like your Dodgers have really been leaving everyone in the dust. If the Dodgers were anywhere but the NL West they'd be in last or second to last place.

[rockies07]

Yeah!!!I Think the Rockies have a HUGE HUGE chance of going to the playoffs..Hes just an A*$ The Rockies won 21 of twenty freakin two....you think they would gain some respect!!And that gay whaud would shut the f up While Todd and yes the Toddlers play freaking GREAT baseball!

[gorox89]

#6 is a little funny...

but still, Lettermans a douche bag

[taylormckessi]

oh lord dave needs to shut it!

the rockies are the greatest team in baseball

id love to see the sox or yankees win 21 out of 22

no one will ever do that again and thats why the rocks deserve everyones respect.

[n0jcd]

Rockies rule! They did a great job, and deserve respect.

By the way, the quality of this video sucks ass...

[westhoff0407]

most of those didn't make any sense AND were totally ignorant. A team loses the World Series and you have to make fun of them for being no names? Come on Dave. Baseball fans should celebrate the Rockies because they (unlike the Yankees of Sox) are for all intents and purposes home-grown.

[AngelicWings123]

Hey, I'm a Yankees fan and we actually have some very good prospects down here.

It's the Mets we need to be worried about. xP

[rockiestulowitzki2]

top ten excuses for what?!?!

NL CHAMPS?