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  • 43 ppl are professional campers

  • im going to show u guys how to stop campers tonight. im uploading a video later

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  • I smell butthurt in the air.

  • that's a good idea

  • Im pretty sure if you eliminate kill streaks, they will CAMP HARDER .... I mean, ILL CAMP HARDER lol

  • @DaGreatTata i guess youre part of the minority here

  • Every body that disliked this video steak out

  • that couch is going to be worth thousands in the future.

  • xbm nerdwod

  • The only weapon you can camp is a sniper because it's a long range.

  • You are Loud and completely ignorant! I have run Team XBM for 8 years and we beat on guys like you since COD started. I was a Pro competitor for Microsoft and we "Camped all the time". Guys like you want other gamers to run around so you can shoot them easily. I say play smart and keep Camping. Oh yeah my Kd is almost a 4 and I have over an 18.0 win loss. Play me and I will WRECK YOU!!!!

  • @XBMRAZOR Biatchh

  • @TheKaan14 that is too much of an understatement, God of noobiness is more like it >:D

  • @XBMRAZOR ooh scary...

  • @XBMRAZOR gee, you don't even deserve to have a voice cus any retard can do good by camping, run and gun is how to play fair and for fun. win loss and kill death are just mere numbers you people are whores about. stop caring about a stupid number and play like a man you pussy ass bitch, oh wait, you are the fucking GOD of pussy ass bitches. Pro competitor, more like nooby one cus if you were truely good and fiar, you would do good by running and gunning. not sitting in corners.

  • @XBMRAZOR gtfo, virgin

  • Start the fire and grab the marshmallows I'm getting my osprey gunner!!!

  • Shut your old ass up lol

  • if u camp,u can never forget ur tent and ur marshmallos

  • he scars me lool 

  • this nan tells the truth

  • Play barebones then

  • @iunderkill27. Tacticlly waiting would b if u knew someone was coming around a corner not sitting in a dark corner hoping for a kill cu z u suk

  • i hate campers as much as the next guy... but take away the killstreaks from the kd? this dude has no idea what hes talking about... they don't rank u on KD anyway dumbass. they rank u on kills, score, wins, and gametypes. KD technically doesnt matter unless u care about it THAT much

  • @mazuru51 goooood point lol 

  • Thumbs up, Top vid

  • what hapends if i say that i have a kd on 1.70 and i am just rushing around that is called to be a pro no offence :)

  • @bumsendenstore I do the same, except I have a 1.42 KD due to trying to do the ultimate quest to get gold on every weapon, so, sadly, it includes the M16A4 and PM9 (aka the bullet hose)

  • I camp in the corner. I enjoy seeing people take me too seriously. Enjoy paying your 50 dollars for elite, enjoy your sniper, enjoy your ac 130, ill stick to support, I for one, am no hero, and know it. Therefor, with assasin in my loadout, scavenger in my bag, and a supressor on my smg, FUCK THE WORLD. I AM A CAMPER.

  • @TheyxSeexMexTrollin Hell yeah! lol

  • @TheyxSeexMexTrollin and will never be allowed in GBs

  • If u can't kill campers then y'all just suck at cod then

  • GUN ON GUN, YA DONE.

  • LIEK A BAYON

    LIEK A MAYON

    LIEK A MAYON

    LIEK A MAYON

  • gun on gun your done lol

  • Still laughin now - some funny shit this video haha :0)

  • lmfao like a mayan

  • Campers won't just give. They never give us a chance

  • I don't camp. My friend does. He says he's "tactically waiting".

  • @iUnd3rkill27 how does your friend look ? i bet he's either skinny and with glasses or fat and ugly as fuck. that's how i picture myself the campers rofl

  • If you have to camp to get a kill give it up.Try the wii or something more suitable for girls the elderly and gays, you are ruining call of duty multiplay.

  • its funny when u here campers bitching about how'd we lose when they playing an objective based game. probably cuz u were camping & not helping with the objective scrub

  • Camping is a style and strategy of gameplayplay. No competative edge is gained by camping, further it is a truer to life method of warfare unlike running around like a coked up asshole (you resemble this type of person btw). As long as rushers bitch, i will camp whilst noobtoobing their whiny asses at the expense of a lower score

  • @rcroxyosox1 when your going to war in real life to get something u go attack to get the objective. u don't sit and wait for whoever to blow some shit up u go stop them. camping is for pussies that dont have quick reaction so they get smoked. i went 94-20 in a black ops match without camping its not hard your just scrubs. its not hard to sit their in one spot and ads and shoot when u see someone. campers r pussies unless your sniping

  • @rcroxyosox1 do I smell I guy that has an A+ in noobiness and playing like a total prick

  • I don't care about my K/D I like to camp just to piss off rushers. Numbers don't matter...pissing of others does. See you at the campgrounds bitches!

  • @mmousewdw noob

  • @mmousewdw another one

  • All yawll should the fuck up about camping it's just a fucking game it's not like like you moms going to cut your dick out and why do you buy the game if you know there's campers

  • How do these campers just sit in a corner and wait for a whole GAME? But I'm nice so I OD em' when there bein a lil bitch lol

  • I respect and support your stance on camping. Hatred for the camper is the most healthy way to remain "not a MW pussy". Running gunning is the ONLY WAY! I left you an animated cartoon/song as a video reply (titled "Camping Homo"), I hope you watch it and enjoy it, sir. PS- caring about your K/D is the act of a bitch, yes, and having a flawless K/D this early in MW3 is a direct show of "being a camping homo". Good day.

  • @1Vlog2Far

    They made this game with "Less Hot Spots" so that you rushers will have the advantage.. so how are campers still owning you bums? There are like 4 huge windows in every room so you kill die kill die running dum asses won't even have to look around much just run and run and kill what ever appears in front of you. What else do you cum gargling bitches need so that you can stop crying? should they have a guy that grabs you by the hand and takes u straight to where the campers are?

  • @Venus1Star *cough*corners*cough*assassin pro*cough*

  • Respond to this video...

    You are getting camped on.. on a game that was designed for rushers to have the upper hand on campers... so whats the problem? why do they even listen to you bums? no matter what they do you kill die kill die idiots will still get owned. It was never the game in the first place is that you all suck!

  • I had a great k/d in modern warfare 2 and I didn't camp. 

  • @chillskid cool story u fuckin faggot

  • @cobainkid3 lol chill.

  • @chillskid well, youre superman lol tips on playing in mw2? lol

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  • This guy is a genius.

  • lmao turn transcribe audio on and look at 2:59....

  • this dude is a total piece of shit, and a ho who has a .54 K/D

  • sounds like he is crying at 5:18

  • he reminds me of brucie from gta4

  • He loses his voice because hes a BEAST

  • what the fuck is he saying at 2:36?

  • @TheRobbotix like a man

  • 2:36 ELPRESADOR is stuck in repeat mode again

  • 2:38

  • It's a good idea but that won't stop people from camping... Yo play the barebones playlist... People still camp.. its just the nature of cod my dude

  • 41 people are camping bitches who suck at the game and can't get any kills playin' like a MAYUN!

  • brilliant solution to the camping bitches!!

  • Well I disagree with the video, the way to stop it. Is simple Separation!!!!! If IW would use the game play data and incorporate it in match making, and let campers play only with fellow campers and vice versa. You would eliminate it. Or if a camper and playing in a run and gun lose 50000xp, and lose rank.

  • @icky2009 , good idea!

  • Those Harry Potter cloaking bitches are the worst! Really, you have to run around like a 2-year old with a blanky and a bah-bah hiding?

  • LIKE A MAN

  • i never was a camping person....nor do i care about campers....why should i? i mean i can hear and see them...its only your fucking problem that you cant spot anyone nor hear them......if you would for once concentrate on the game play and not on your screaming you'd do WAY better...rushing aint always the option for success you have to camp from time to time between places that's just how it works, i play cod and i play battlefield...and lemme tell you...i got NO problem what so ever.

  • 9 kills and 3 deaths is still a 3.0 lol

  • i love this idea

  • battfield games are even worse for campers.

  • @Jacob577277 yep, especially snipers with that glare thing

  • my idea is that if sit in the same spot for 5 seconds you show up on the uav

  • @Jacob577277 best idea ever

  • Camping can be stopped bye the developers forever. How? I think they can put sensors to corners in the maps, When you try to camp in a corner, There will be a " YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CORNER. OR YOU WILL AUTOMATICLY DIE! " warning. Lets see what the fucking campers can do after that! :D

  • I beat campers everyday remember the name ellay

  • Campers will always be in FPS games

  • How come you say AHHHH PEOPLE!!??? In every vid?

  • lol ok im not a camper, but i want to say that we rushers ARE a bit stupid in the way we play. lots of people want their games to be realistic but honestly vietnam lasted so long and they WON BECAUSE THEY WERE CAMPING. we rushers are like the rednecks of cod, you know using complete idiot tactics. actually rushing isnt even a tactic, its how you get killed in cod

  • like a mayuhn! like a mayuhn! like a mayuhn! like a mayuhn! gurantee ya lol

  • play domination

  • thats why i move to battlefield better game i must say and better players

  • as long as there's gonna be cowards in real life there's gonna be campers in video games. so yea, campers will be.

  • @reej970 keep on complaining bitch. go back to "being tactical" with a motion sensor up your ass

  • this is the best idea i've heard - IW, please listen

  • That's a good idea actually. They should make K/D strictly gun on gun.

  • Battlefield 3.

  • i never camp cuz camping is for pussies.

  • My k/d is 1.0 something but I run and gun w/ the Spy Plane, Counter-Spy plane, and Care package(which i always get ammo or another spy plane in)

    Does that make me a nerd

  • KPM-Kills Per Minute and Elpresadors idea

  • I didn't like 9/11.

  • what if you got the killstreaks, but the "kills" only counted for xp instead of kills. That way if you get 11 kills, it remains at 11 kills. So you only get as many kills as you get shooting ur actual gun

  • @DeadAngelLiving thats even a better idea

  • agreed...

  • hahahha i was thinkin same shit hahaha niiiiiiiiice

  • "greatest companies in the world"?

  • you're in luck pres there's gunna be a kill confirmation it has to be gun on gun if it is you get sum king of tag to confirm the kill campers if they get the tag they'll get shot and kill streaks wont be able to confirm kills

  • no it's called playing like a BITCH

  • IW just need to get rid of the CHopper gunner/ AC130 or whatever just spy plane, counter spy plane, napalm and attack helicopter.

  • They should make the stats:

    Weapon Kills, Weapon Deaths, Weapon K/D

    Killstreak Kills, Killstreak Deaths, Killstreak K/D

  • 2:35-2:45 has me in tears! Hahahahahaha. I'm making an ELPressy sound board, that's it!

    JNuc-

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  • 2:38 nuff said

  • IM GOING TO CAMP LIKE A BITCH!!!!!!!!

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  • i camped and did terrible started running and gunning did better played strategically and did great

  • People who worry about kdr are geeks If u get a clan invite & the leader ask for ur kdr i can guarantee he's one of those nerds who u see online everyday & a camper who rage quit if he starts a match badly.

  • It's funny, because I rush way more than I camp, and I can get great K/D games rushing with a shotty. At the same time, I have no problems with holding down an area. You can't stop camping. If there were no killstreaks, even if there were no K/D, people would still camp. It's the most effective strategy, especially for someone who's a noob at the game. You can't control how others play.  Better to focus on what you can do something about. Like improving your own play.

  • great idea.

  • If i was fat in real life I would want to run around in virtual simulations

  • Making KD Gun on Gun only would create more campers. Imagine someone hiding in one corner the entire game and getting like 5 - 1 the whole game?!

    It's a mindset issue, more than a gameplay issue.

  • ElDesignador speaks the truth

  • 2:38, :D!

  • ELIMINATE K/D period

  • How do you "OUTBITCH" someone......LOL

  • I say have two K/Ds one regular and another with only gun kills.....instead of removing completely.....IW will go for that more

  • what a lame ass video, 6 minuetes of complaining about campers.... ROFLMA!!!

    I don't camp and could care less about K/D, but damn certain not gonna rage like this idiot on Youtube.... wow no life dude ......... are you just sad cuz you got yur ass whooped by someone being tactical?? You poor poor BOY and yes BOY cuz you dang sure not a man! As Judge Joe Brown Says MAN UP !!!

  • @reej970 facepalm

  • @reej970 You're complaining to Elpresador. Hypocrite?

  • @reej970 i am willing to guess you are either a camper or a battlefield player??

    if you dont like the video stfu and go watch some bitch camp for dogs

    cya bitch

  • Watch these gus with a 3.75 kds plummet down to 71.12 lololololol math is for bitches

  • It probably wouldn't be too hard to set that up actually

  • I don't give a fuck about KDR, but this is a bad idea.

  • @leedaomillz I didn't say you need to have a low kd to have fun, all I'm saying is me playing the game how I enjoyed resulted in me having a 1.2k/d

  • Great idea elpresador. It'd be great if they use it for MW3

  • LIKE A MAYUUN LIKE A MAYUUN!!!!!

  • this wont work

  • Actually this won't work. To get a killstreak that actually does damage u need at least a 7+ killstreak so whether or not the ks kills count towards ur k/d the camper will still have a decent ratio. Unless of course the player dies multiple times before starting the kills towards the ks.

  • @PsyPstorm hardline pro IMS. yeah, that would be a recipe for disaster cus 2 assists= 1 to point streak. so basically 3 kills or 6 assists and they have the killstreak that can only be avoided by stalker pro or taken out with sitrep and EMP nade

  • thats fucking awesome idea

  • Actually a smart idea.

  • this is literally the best idea ive heard ever......

  • Why hasn't this man been elected as the official designer for CoD yet??

  • Thank you for making my awesome killstreaks possible, because you are an idiot and never look where you're going

  • Im an avrg mw2 player wif a1.7 kd. Once i tried camping and got a 6 kd. Guess wat? I got 6 kills the entire game. Never camp. It made me fall asleep too -_-

  • This is the most amazing video ever.

  • @KaiserFlamberge Lol "This is the most amazing video ever" and one reply later you come jumping at my throat because I said something bad about your idol. What a fanboy... HAHAHAHA

  • @BlanBlan19901990

    No, trust me. He's not my idol, and I'm not a 'fanboy' of anything. Believe me when I say that fanboyism is the gayest thing to commit oneself to. I didn't respond to your comment because you were right. Elpresador does suck at CoD, he plays VERY idiotically and complains frequently, but it's all for our entertainment. Regardless, I like CoD in general, but his videos are ridiculously funny.

  • The expression on elpres face when saying like a mayan, is classic.

  • K/D Ratio is more than the stat, it's an experience. Pain, or fun. And that's the motivation for camping. It's not just bragging. But, they should realize that they're still using training wheels, while the rest of us move faster and more precise. Whew.

  • A camper, lacking confidence in his "rush" abilities, sits back, to get kills, without dying. Hence, looking at his positive K/D, he feels accomplished, a good COD player. Lol. Trust ELPRES, campers want a high K/D. Having a low one, means alot of pain and cursing. Observe ELPRES, lol.

  • Have to say apart from the Looonngg Rant yawn :O.. He has a good point.. could make things more interesting.. or have two or three K/D's.. personally I play to win.. not for K/D, I dont care about my K/D and yes it prob is low.. but I havent cared to check in ages.. :-) peace..

  • @phno14 Hunh? I disagree. Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY wants the stats to show up post match going 10-40! Lol. K/D is synonymous with performance. So, bad players, camp, so as to APPEAR good

  • The ironic thing is that you only complain about campers because YOU yourself care about K/D. Otherwise it wouldn't be an issue to you.

  • @BlanBlan19901990

    Only someone who knows absolutely nothing about who Elpresador is would say some nut ass nonsense like that. You sound like a damn idiot right about now. Watch the Pres' videos before you make a dumbfucked assumption like that. Better yet, just shut the hell up in general.

  • @KaiserFlamberge I was subbed to Elpres for a while, I've seen his videos. He rushes, sucks at the game and pretends he doesn't care about his K/D. Anyone who complains about dying cares about their K/D. Elpres complains about dying to campers, therefore he cares about K/D.

  • that is the worst idea to stop people from camping ive ever heard. people hide because they dont wanna die! how the fuck will only counting your gun kills stop them from doing that?! it will make them camp EVEN MORE!

    im sorry, but that idea is just terrible. remove K/D as a whole and you solved the problem

  • @NvhsIvan campers in general

  • what happens if you need a piss go hide somewhere comeback to the game and some pro player tryhard blocked you in with a riot shield...hey that happened to me last night

  • infinity ward should make it so if a player in games legs are not moving for 5 seconds they are kicked and temp banned, that way always moving even when capping objectives that will eliminate camping then take out the kd stat and show only kill totals after a game is over.

  • if a bitch camper remains within an area for more than 2 mins they should automatically show up on radar!!! that'll sort the little fucks out!!!!

  • Just stop tracking stats..That shit takes the fun out of the game.

  • LAWL @ 2:38

    

  • "gun on gun, you're done"

  • Fuck k/ds don't have in modern warfare 3

  • But then you have the camp... Move camp.... Move bitches what do we do....

  • Kill cam on hardcore... Has to happen... All maybe if you camp.... Red dot pops up on maps.. Like. Picture of a tent..lol and if it's hardcore, map would pop up... With red dot After you have been camp killed...

  • I think they need to get rid of killstreaks and dilencers altogether. Make it strictly gun on gun play where everybody knows where everybody is.

  • @fingdankness They could but it wouldn't really be Call of Duty without killstreaks, thats something that sets them as different compared to other shooters. Thats why i play COD and Battlefield cuz their both good