Board James: DragonStrike - Cinemassacre.com

[curlybrace666]

7:20 7:40 is the best!

[MrPurofan1]

I remember getting this for Christmas years ago. I never had the patience to play the damn game. I just watched the VHS when I was bored.

[SamueltheHedgehog]

Well, if Darkfyre gives it two claws up it's gotta be good!

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

This was the game that introduced me to D&D! :D

[zachzilla26]

YOU KILLED PO!

BASTARD!

[zachzilla26]

I use the Boards and Monster Pieces for Heroquest.

[animebryan]

A friend of mine used to have this, this game is fun as hell. Definately worth playing if you're into D&D or RPGs.

[alynkaipalomo]

Every time the camera cuts back to James sitting on the couch, you can see a poster of The Twilight Zone behind him.

[spiritjd33]

this is the first BOARD GAME review and I liked it

[notsogentleman]

I fucking cried with laughter at this.

[euamometalgear]

"kindly cast a pause video spell"

*sora appears* "Stopga!"

[Kerbalf]

Never in my life have I so exciting to play a board game...

WHERE DO I GET THIS?

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@Kerbalf try amazon or ebay

[DenisFreeman2]

i dont want to be the fucking wizard, i want to be the elf who licks the feather. 

[TheMrflipnote]

I think that this game has ads in my 80s/90s comic collection. I was wondering what "hyperreality" was.

[KuraiTama]

James:...I'm turning this off

Floating head cousin of guy off Pee-wee Playhouse: DO NOT TURN THE VCR YET!

James: Oh Shit. LMAO!!!

[MetalFanx2000]

No offense to him, James is one of the most awesome people on earth and I highly respect him, but he couldn't have had many friends growing up...

[thelastair1]

i have dun all the crap styles 

[Cokedlr]

poop on a rope? 02:03

[kennethknife]

The song is Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue

[noahRKO]

5:23 what's the song bro?

[Holowachuk]

the spooney one made a review about thwe dragon strike movie.

[Auldy97]

@Holowachuk Finaly someone mentiond spoony

[edzero789]

you have to be COMPLETELY INSANE to watch the video and actually play the game...

I CHOOSE THE WIZARD!!! :D

[linuslillen01]

Rope crap XD

you know... iäve been thinkin... couldn't it also mean... tapeworm?

[RoswelliVideos]

...Is it weird that I actually WANT to play this game?

[halfloafofkungfu]

Who recognized "Malibu"??



[BettterSkatez]

270 people are telletubbies that got killed by the nerd

[DaNargh42]

Thumbs up if James made you the Wizard

[joe88john]

AH! The VHS is self-aware!

[xXJGP04Xx]

I would play it

[SisterToSleepx]

It sounds like a really good way to start getting into stuff like Dungeons and Dragons. I'd love to find a copy.

[TBOGTplayer2000]

Where do you get all of these board games?

[tridentlayers100]

you forgot guitar guy who lives behind your couch, he was listening...

[easyusefull]

hahahah so great love avgn vidoes

[97273998]

IT'S A CRAP!

[BookReader150]

ATTENTION ALL AVGN FANS! Watch the scene starting at 1:45 for one of the funniest AVGN moments ever!

[CplCoffey125]

thanks woth the teletubbie, now i wont be able to sleep tonght.

[TheRickrollmasta]

thumbs up if when he said whos wit me you raised ur hand

[romerozombie85]

so what was the thing only dragonmasters could here?

[Mrtrollzar1]

But I'm a archer

[KevinMcMan1]

You want ME to be the wizard? But I'm only level 7 on Skyrim!

[TheShinobiSan]

4:47 Taraptus? Don't you mean Barthandelus( if I spelled it right)?

[sugarpsycho]

I want to go over his house and play that game

[hernandezroger1]

I never thought killing a teletubby would be so funny

[TheRyuoha]

that tellytuby kinda made me crap my self

[villi1997]

am i the only one who watches both irate gamer, nostalgia critic, and AVGN, plz reply

[jedimaste154]

@villi1997

not anymore

[GBincProductions]

That first crap looks like it has a Lego in it.

[fawaz0989]

lol crap

[mewtwo711]

F*ck yeah, imma wizard!

[poketosonic88834]

Make sure Mike isn't the dragon master...

[littleaznfriend]

you could have done avada kadabra(harry potter)

[HDMLG]

Motley Crue Kicks ass..

[TheBasquez]

OMFG the Trap Craps I laughed my ASS OFF

[TheGarbageGaming]

7:20 TELETUBIE!!!!!!¡¡!

[sirmugman]

okay *rolls dice, getting a 8 moves 8 places* okay i've hit a brick wall i'll use my wizzardy to cast a hole in the wall for us to pas though, however the wall might be hiding something do you want me to take the risk?

[tjudd4242]

oh wow... after all the trap/crap cards, i had to pause the vid, and go drop a crap, cuz it was so funny.

[TheReverendMojozilla]

Malibu from American Gladiators? Sweet.

[arandomguy9]

270 were people Who left =/

[arandomguy9]

wtf was the song at 5:24?

[Trumuzicfan192]

@arandomguy9 Kickstart My Heart By Motley Crue, It's On The End Title Card Of The Video.

[Jesse8251]

all the crap = me almost laughing to death

[onlinetag]

game looks sick!!!

[RisingXPhoenix]

It breaks my heart to see him without his nerd outfit

[DARKANGEL1698]

he didnt review much of the board game

[bob49459]

It's a CRAP!

[Len0reDirge]

I believe I took a blade crap just earlier today.

[FoltorInternational]

man you had everything when you were a kid. I didn't have much....except that is because I grew up in West Germany during the 80s

[TheNewChinkvids]

i would play this game

[BurittoSandwich]

270 people weren't wizards

[SpartanProductions24]

@diskjockygaming Indeed.

[devilkhan8]

@diskjockygaming bugs bunny should of died of that

[themcpolo]

Jaws-of-death crap and electrical crap............

[JJStuffEngineering]

Thy should have sold the VHS seperately as a horror/something movie!

It oddly strange Oo

[Trumuzicfan192]

@JJStuffEngineering Or As A Bonus Feature After The Movie!!

[Jshaw71]

Wizards should remake this game it would be fun, imo, I love the double sided boards, I had this game a long time ago when i still had my heroquest game, and thought it would be as good, it was more complicated than heroquest, but a good game thanks for the upload, James

[bacaamaster]

I'm lucky that my friend owns this game, wizard pwns

[Virradarkness]

I dad this game i loved it to death to bad its gone :(

[EMOmonkeys12]

Disarmed crap. You crap so hard your arms fall off.

[MrDavidX96]

me and my cousens are as weird as we can be so if we have the patience we might be able to get into this, a lot

[MasterDipper]

DO ANOTHER YOU KNOW WHATS BULLSHIT

[TheSuppilo]

How is the video really like?

[duskfactory001]

that video is really breaking the forth wall

[synthboy98]

I wanna play that...

[thephilipvictor]

Trap=Crap?

Nice one, Board James.

[mamilolu]

@thephilipvictor I lost all my oxygen because of that.

[HyperKnoedelDoedel]

7:28 James Fired a Kamehameha on the Teletubbie ^^

[dblandgore]

no rolling rock crap?

[thecomedymaker]

AHAHAHAI REMEMBER SEEING ADS FOR THIS GAME IN A BUNCH OF COMICS AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT!

[theonlyawesomeness01]

YES IM THE WIZARD NOW I CAN USE DEATH SPELLS ON TELLETUBIES

[IamCaptainMan]

Warrior:"I'll grab his stinger and stab him with it!"

Me: what? the stinger that's covered in spikes that can if you get cut on a spike you can get poisoned. Why is he even trying to kill the man scorpion with his own stinger when he has a big sword on his belt?

*Man Scorpion dies from his own poison*

Announcer: he's dead. Killed by his own poison.

Me:But Scorpions are immune to their own poison! By the way that's confusing to the players because they focus on how the scorpion dies by the poison

[dumspartan135]

what song is that he plays in this video?

[jred456]

5:11 kids a boss

[IamCaptainMan]

I wanted to be the warrior!

[SarcasticElephant]

I dont wanna be the wizard!!!!!

[squirtlecambridge]

O.O I used to play this with my dad.

[Ozztastic57]

Yay, im the wizard

[glendacash25]

when u were reading all that stuff like whatever it was then crap i was laughing sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo much

[ly0n3ss]

the first/second sentences on each "crap" card make them even funnier

[vanmearlantkid]

7:16 that scares me the fack out

[boredstudent]

so James Rolfe has 2 alter egos. he's Board James and AVGN

[ocarinag33k]

Lol who else noticed the Flare-dancer from "the Ocarina of Time" during the instructional video?

[OldSkoolgamerz]

Why the hell is there porn in these suggestions? LOL

[fuzzycatfur2008]

DEATH SPELL!

[megaman66productions]

@itatefan101 stupid fuck. avgn is awesome. like if you agree

NOT IRATE FOR LIFE, AVGN FOR LIFE!

[NMCLPokemon725]

@megaman66productions why does everyone hate irate so much i like avgn much more but irate is not crap just not really to funny (waits for bull crap on my own thoughts)

[xXMinuteMaidXx]

1:50-2:33 made me laugh so fucking hard!

[GovinP7]

270 people are dead teletubbies

[AlexReynard]

"Electrical crap". I dunno why that makes me giggle so damn much.

[noahparedes1]

how come one of the suggestions is a girl showing her tits

[CatNasty]

Tits.

[Lordodragonss]

Is there any chance to see the whole video of this game somewhere?

[Kingofcorrect]

i have that game!

[chicopapass]

Damn that rusty crap part. Its late and everyone but me is asleep, you know the rest...

[lislislislis4]

alguien sabe cual es la cancion y de quien que suena en el min 5.20ç?

[lislislislis4]

do you know whats the song that plays on the 5.20 min?

[RemixedVoice]

@lislislislis4 Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue

[Rande665]

@lislislislis4 it's Kickstart my heart by Motley Crue

[RagnarokiaNG]

I would play this.

[MrAmazing51]

a tella tubie is at the window! fuckin funny

[MrAmazing51]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!

[maiwork6666666]

The Irate Gamer just announced a completely original and totally not rip-off series called the Irate Board Gamer

[MrYdderf]

this is thor, or Europe. enyway...its the finale countdown james

[TheDragonriderdrake]

i laughed so hard at the crap part

[MrCaptainbluebear]

my freind has that game

[Napo628SlugFishCat]

why is the video only counting my views?

[Takeshi607]

imagine if motherfucker mike was dragon master

[TheMarioo0]

i remember dragon strike me and my friends always played it in 5th grade but that dragon strike was definatly different than that one the nerd has.. in 5th grade there was a real robotic toy dragon that knocked you out

[Jshaw71]

@TheMarioo0 that's a different game you played that has the same name, as you can probably tell...

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

Why does everyone have to comment about the boob job video? They're called breasts. I realize most of you haven't ever seen them in person, but it's really not that big a deal. Grow the hell up.

[Jock4Jesus]

7:55-8:10 NERD MOMMENT

[eboromir]

This is easily the best Board James episode.

[TheKigYarGamer]

"Spear Crap". I think that's when you have a sore buttcrack, resulting in agonising pain whenever you do your business.

[Ravcurry11]

and the king was in problem child 2

[Ravcurry11]

at 4:28 the warrior guy was on a episode of married with children

[smurphsFTW]

abrakedabra hocus pocus turn him into a complete bogus:D

[ACiDRiFT]

Jaws of Death Crap? Is that where you've got a ginormous turd that gets stuck in your colon and won't budge?

[JonGee420]

I had that game...Like him I had few chances to play it but it was fun.

[MisterShufu]

I'm a Wizard...sweet

[poiyyr]

270 people don't want to be the wizard

[thefishface100]

i enjoyed the warrior's glam-rock scene lol

[SpecialOpsTriceratop]

I had this game, had the same problem in that nobody ever wanted to play, but man, I watched the hell out of that VHS. Make a director's cut or whatever and that shit is day one.

[superspine113]

why is there AWLAYS a video about boobs on the side on AVGN's videos?!

[TermsOfProduction]

@superspine113 Why not?

[MrAWESOME6593]

that fucking teletuby thing was funny as Fred Fuchs

[chugganeutral]

why po

[chugganeutral]

you killed po

[leot]

Thumbs up if you were introduced to this board game by Spoony and you want them to play a game together

[dragonshot11]

But I don't want to be a Fucking Wizard!!!

[MultiFunkalicious]

This looks fucking awesome

[torerik1234]

IT`S A BROKEN CRAP!

[SpectrumA96]

IT'S A CRAP!

[purvicide]

So this game is so thematically ridiculous, no one wants to play it.

[villvobob]

fuckin teletubby...

[151kennedy]

wtf at 3:42



[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

I totally just fav'd because of the crap part.

[faill500]

3 words cum 2 mind  1: I 2: wood 3:play

[DrTranReincarnated]

Anybody else get a Clarissa explains it all vibe at the beginning?

[Shadow11614]

5:25 what song is that?

[Jshaw71]

@Shadow11614 'Kickstart my heart' by motley cru

[wkody7]

YEA MOTHER FUKERS IM THE WIZARD

[UltimateMatt000]

Broken Crap LOL

[CptQuestionMark]

BREAST AUGMENTATION IN THE SUGGESTIONS! WHAT THE F**K?!

[PatrickTheMOCR]

@CptQuestionMark ONE DOES NOT COMPLAIN

[TheElectricJello]

@CptQuestionMark i know right? i mean what the fuck?

[Asahamana]

Am I the only who sees the guy wearing a black sweater?

[zak9823]

i dont want to be the wizard

[DragonUltraMaster]

"This should be on DVD.. Who's with me?"

I'm with him!! Who's with us?

[nepomusik]

When I think of a game master who's a cheating rotten bastard, I think of that one Dexter's Laboratory episode.

[hydracordreas]

telli tubie at the window! lol!

[blackwingmaster48]

The Blonde haired dude looks like a failed drawing of Simon Belmont... o.O

[limpan35]

270 people thought their mom was calling

[THEfirstLEVELup]

This was more the review of the tape than the board game

[AustinB40]

Dragon Crap suprised I didnt see that

[lenrat117]

the warrior looks like nuclear man