Crazy Aboriginal Calls Defence Force

[RooterHD]

naah, i told you noodle wont come over till this afternoon, yeeeah

[benniboii1998]

"dont question me about my name! i know what it is!!" bahahah.

[lilmisstlkalot]

lady: and can you spell your last name for me?

nigel: yeah it's booshtibooshti. b-o-o-s-h-t-i, b-o-o-s-h-t-i.

LOL

[tesca6]

want some jet fuel bro

[jezzarozza]

@tesca6 shut up u dry dog

[MetalHead2710]

@jezzarozza its white dog {}_{}

[jacobwhiteproduction]

im an honest noonga.

[jpvskyfreak]

FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS FUCKING GENIUS

[JoshPoshhh]

LMFAO!

[laserscope1]

GET me soMe of Dat JeT FuEl! I hEar ThaTs sTufFs ThE BeST Off tHe HoOk bro!!

[Beema66]

nice tags buddy....

[Beema66]

boosti-boosti!

[BDBULLET52]

HAHAHAHA i love this guy!!!

[basicoptimalmouse]

dont argue with me cuz! hahahahaha.

[joshmaday123]

booshtibooshti

[SnowdragonDS]

Like the tags.

[nichlashotmail]

ah what !!!! lol made me laugh so hard

[0409dinosaur]

@nichlashotmail LOL! was this when she told him it would take 10 minutes lmfao i died laughing too!!

[P3rsian11]

nigle bushty bushty rock ohh i have jet fuel



[mjame78]

Dont question me about my name bo....

Thank you Nigel, thats alright anytime...

[1321rossy]

lady : how do you spell your last name please?

nigel: yeah booshti booshti, b-o-o-s-h-t-i... b-o-o-s-h-t-i

[Electriciteh]

LMFAO @ "I WAS BORN IN A BUSH I DONT HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, IM LIVING ILLEGALLY"

[Tampanda]

Her voice coupled with her accent is actually kind of sexy

[MrChibiluffy1]

lol



[Dicko5150]

call 911

[Flame4eva1]

i wnat to get my hands on some jet fuel

lol

[samuel9119]

Man, the Air-force call taker is patient!

[hellooooo000]

ha  ha

[holographicplanet]

"Ah, well, you'd have to go through Military training" -- "Nah don't worry about dat, just put me on the front-line bro"

[dementedhorses]

LOLOLOLOLLOLLLLL FUCKING HILARIOUS. I'MMA 5-STAR THIS SHIT. FUCKING. HILARIOUS HHAHAHAHA.

[chizzle527]

Bra, i've seen that movie 10 times, dont like it XD

[sassy2161]

lol jet fuel its just kerosene

[SuperFire50]

i'm a honest noonga i never lie, i never cheat, i never steal but i'm ver very very violent

lol

[Raachybabe]

hahahahaha

[revulk]

"you need to entertain my age?" haha

[LewisKolb95]

call 9447 5555 for driving lessons

[Scarletpoppy23]

i wana get in the army so I can get my hands on some jet fuel! LMFAO

[XxMarkybooxX]

hhhaahahaha

[MrTurkgod]

i laughed so fucking HARD in the 1st minute

[Niki30139]

kill people straight away ahah.... never cheat never steal but violent ahahah

[Niki30139]

kill people straight away ahah

[chalky609]

Lol funny white bloke

[sketchupto3drad]

i was born in the bush i never got a birth certificate

im on the run im livin illegally

no dont tell em where i am

[Edgedemon14]

''I wanna be on the attack force.. Front line"

[aaronhorsley7]

call red rooster

[matthewmotleywheeler]

dont question me about my name i know what it is ay!!!!!!!!

[KatMUSEable]

Booshti booshti LOL

[Joneown]

ima an honest NNOOOOOONGAAAA



[BattlefieldSteve]

y should do one for like eb games or something or dick smith or Jb hi fi it would be FUnny

[clayman648]

OH WHAT!!! 10 minuts???

ahahahahahahaha LOL

who calls there son a "dirty little slut?" LOL

[xArseniccx]

@clayman648 nigel bro'w.

[theeclownbro]

Lol "im an honest person" ahahahahahhaha

"and i never steal" hahahaaahah

[joey4495]

@theeclownbro do they even exist?

[CriminalMindsBAU]

"Im a honest noonga"

[23luckyno]

call a petrol station and ask for the strongest petrol 

[willaroxx]

oh bro i was born in the bush.....ahahahahahahah

[d3athl1k3ch1p1]

haha "are u going to complete the application with me or not" "bro are u interested in getting my date of birth?"... "if u wont give me ur date of birth i will need to terminate the call nigel" "bro ive seen that movie 10 times, i dont like it" "so are u going to give me ur date of birth?" "NO"

[bindoggus]

I think I'd do pretty good in the Attack Force Bro!

[camzaidz]

this is seruiosly the funniest shit man...cant get over the voice!!

[lankygirafe]

why is she still on the phone????

[KodyNydok]

And you know how you're the defence force.. I want to attack.

[AbsoluteFallout]

wats your postcode please?

6154

...okay 6154..

94

[NUMB3R441]

Ill have too do it later you dirty little slut!

[cablekid102]

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[Jessie0is0a0hypocryt]

Don't tell em where i am! i'm clean...

[PsycoSymatik]

fake/setup

i lol'd so hard at 0:36

just silence

[hunterjumpergal96]

i was born in the bush i dont have one

[hunterjumpergal96]

i was born in the bush i dot have one

[Ohalo100]

alryte wateva booooooooooo!

sorry was tlking to mi son

[McFrazzable]

how does he do this without laughing?

[GetPUNKDYoUmoFO]

Am trying to help you out cuz... lol

[IzaHackAlotDOIT4LULS]

boosti booshti

[zatharias]

DONT ARGUE WIT ME BRO

[philipisawesome1]

fuk yerr this madd bro

[St00ge1]

I'll give my date of birth for 500mL of jet fuel.

LOL.

[Blazingwheel]

what does the woman say at 4:22 please after ''if u wont give your date of birth''

[MinusTheMalice]

@Blazingwheel ill need to terminate the call

[Blazingwheel]

@MinusTheMalice ok thanks was hard for me to understand

[pattyberty]

@Blazingwheel "no, i've seen that movie ten times bro"

[megahobo112]

10 minutes what

[chopablopisdabomb]

booshtibooshti

[MrGabe98728]

is this guy actually black

[megahobo112]

@MrGabe98728 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo

[cenableed]

@MrGabe98728 na he is white dude

[GilbertGanger]

I LIVE IN SALTER POINT !!!

PRANK AQUINAS COLLEGE

[sexykatie911]

Crazynoonga my msn in profile! Crazy Aboriginal Calls Defence Force

[nunan09]

I wanna join the air force, to get my hands on some jet fuel

[primalice]

AAF - Australian Attack Force.

BAHAHAH. Go Australia. Go Nigel.

[aussieblackhawk123]

lol  "10 4 10 4 That'swhat they say in the army eh? "

[JoraceBitchp0se]

"I'll Never Lie, I'll Never Cheat, I'll Never Steal... But I'm Very Very Very Violent"

LOLOLOLOLOL.

[MadCuz69]

"yeah, not too bad... but my grandma got knocked out... wasn't not too good. Yeah it happened a while ago, and I'm still gettin' over it"

[RedDaVincy]

6152! 94. 10-4 10-4 that's what you say in the army :D

[dragondorf]

the lady at the end says "...defense force recruiting"

[TheGreatWhiteoone]

yeahh ummmmm noongas dont steal or nuffin.........

[TheGreatWhiteoone]

yeah ummm noongas dont steal........

[TheGreatWhiteoone]

hahaha i dont steal lols

[KenanVideos]

What did she say at the end?

[broomy51]

It will take about 10 minuts "AHHH WHAT!"

[mastermiddy32]

Nigel booshti booshti

[HeyGeeWay]

most fucked up thing is he would probably end up getting in if he answered her questions, theres some serious retards in the aus army

[wackowatermelon]

OH WHAT! 10 MINUTES!

[uncleBIGmerv]

check my dardy vid out on my channel unna

[BLU3DR4GON3]

My postcode, 61529410410 haha

[xxLeeTHeadSh0tzxx]

This video was posted on my birthday

[lilmandslat]

@xxLeeTHeadSh0tzxx cool story bro

[pipebomberss123]

This was so funny right up to the part where he said he'd escaped from jail and needed some jet fuel then i fell out of my chair laughing

[johmedis]

Nigel Booshtibooshti

[krissietintin]

"that's the thing about me, i'm an honest noonga, i'll never lie, i'll never cheat, i'll never steal. but i'm very very very violent so i think i'd be good in the attack force bro"

[walkinflameable]

OMG U STOOL THIS FROM ME

[boomboxer69]

"Ive never broken any records" HAHA

[nathanhasfits]

i wanna kill people staright away

[1randomguy08]

ROFLMAO... I got tears in my eyes.

[nasr2nv]

ill give you my D.O.B for 500 ml of jet fuel i heard that shit is off the hook brew.

dont argue with me

[cliffy002]

YEAH WHATEVER!.. bye bow

[noodliez]

"We're going to need to take some details"

"Yeah, go for it tubs."

[pwnation1]

@noodliez haha u mean cuz, not tubs :)

[DanHopwood1]

my post code is 6157 bro were u live

[harveypimp]

i wanna get my hands on some jet fuel !!

[sarahGOSH]

i was born in a bush

[truebillion]

richie benaud?

[presidentelliot]

6152??? WE HAVE THE SAME POSTCODE HAHHAHAHAHAH

[TurboTriggR]

call a school or hostiable

[TheHughbertron]

look at the tags :D

[KalebMackie1]

hhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!

[poiuy37poiuy37]

booshti

[kennedygould]

AWW WHAT!!

[UnicornsAreNotRhinos]

thats so fucking funny 

[TheMickj23q]

JET FUEL LMFAOOOOO

[MoniqueWhiteley]

i could sit here all day and listen to you all day, fucking funny ! : )

[royrubber]

Nigel you are a bloody legend bru - LOL

[staceyPtromp]

i love this bruu

he so awesome bruu

i wanna meet him,

lol gimme his details :)

[funnyxaxier]

you do it pretty good ay mate

[CyberBoy12]

I tracked him with his post code. He lives in Alfred Cove.

[Hinchey313]

check out king percy's phone call on my profile better than this

[TheChaosUndivided]

"You know how youse is the Defence Force?"

"Yes?"

"Well i wanna attack!"

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[dapuddytats]

what the FBI will u call them?

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

Ill have to terminate the call.

Seen that movie ten times, dont like it.

[kevosevo28]

na just put me on the front line LOL!

[gesswhoI3itch]

lol cwiminal wecord

[ELITEGHOST17]

like him how he says brow

[roughnut1963]

ohhhh Nigel...your best work

[DaisyVanRoss]

Hurry up hey, I don't got much time

[imSNIFFLES]

"You'll need military training..."

"Nah nah, don't worry about that. Put me on the front line bro."

[jake13bmx]

im very very very vilent i think ill be geed at the attcking

[fmx01rockstar]

You need to go through millitary training...........NAHHH dont worry about that just put me on the front line. LMFAO!!

[521scotty125]

ill give you my date of birth for 500ml of jet fuel

[bowentakeaway]

Put me on the front line !

[boggsie100]

dude u should call and apply 4 job at the zoo

[clarkybrahh23]

h ha ha

[Merassss]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo

[moowykx250]

i aplied for the army today the only difference is i gave her my dob lol

[UncleGweilo]

Sounds like a poor impersonation of Ritchie Benaud!

[cliffy002]

OH WHAT! ten minutes!? hahahaha i fuckin love you nigel :)

[deatheaterpeter]

gIMME SOME JET FUEL lol

[drewey07]

na, i've never broken any records, thats the one fault i've got

[gregthebest100]

i was born in a bush

[Bails992]

Bro i was born in a bush.

[doomforce711]

NOT BAD... but ma gran'ma, she got KNOCKED OUT!!!

[yamum127]

lol my grandma she got knocked out

[CM377106]

Ok nigel I love you, but seriously, if the ADF wanted to trace the call, they could seriously F you over!

[WalkerJ93]

wat about skype? hmm. hard to trace.

[kardol36]

jet fuel .. hahhaaha

[amanm415]

6152 i live in manning maby well meet some day bro

[bradleylarder]

i wanna attack

[fatneck1234]

6152, live in como aye :P?

[ThePadchris]

i was born in a bush

[fmxfan11]

Honest noonga? do they exist. naa jokes

[jaibus]

Thats the thing about me . Im an honest noongar

[ultimatelegoman]

hahah "i was born in a bush, i never got one"

[KenanVideos]

What did she say at 4:35?