Why does the Mormon Church teach that Elohim had sexual relations with Mary to produce Jesus when both Matthew and Luke teach she was a virgin (The Seer, January, 1853, p.158)?
@PuckettFamily No he did not, she got pregenant by the power of God. She was overshadowed by this power and Christ's spirit entered in. How exactly this was done we do not know. We do not teach that The Father had physical relations with Mary. Think about it, if he had, she would not have been a virgin and it would made void the words of former prophets who prophisied of his coming. We believe in the miracle of the virgin birth. We also declare that Jesus is the Son of God.
The Singles Ward is a 2002 LDS cinema comedy film directed by Kurt Hale and written by Kurt Hale and John E. Moyer based on his own life as a stand up comedian and single member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Its target audience is members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and citizens of Utah.
Mormons are no less deluded than any other Christian. The only difference is their made up pile of shit is a lot newer than the piles of shit believed by other Christians.
@aluisious I had that horrible feeling during _all_ of it. Is this comedy? Parody? A religious view? Some meta-parody? Or just some confused collection of clips put together. Religious superstition is so nonsensical that even parodies of it sometimes can be mistaken for not being parodies.
@0debug it's from a movie called Singles Ward. It makes a lot more sense if you see it from the beginning. Well, that and if you are mormon and went to BYU, lol. Glad to answer any qustions you might have though.
Why did Joseph Smith the first Mormon prophet take women in marriage that were already married to other men? These women continued to live with their first husband and have children with their first husband after they were married to Joseph. I don't see women marrying more than one man permitted by God in the bible.
Singles Ward is the only half-way entertaining entertaining flick Halestorm has ever produced. That first seen really irritates me, though. He should have responded, "You're leaving the church, okay, but that's not a reasonable explanation as to way you're leaving me".
Besides, I'm sure I'm not the only Mormon guy who dreams of the day when I come home from work, and find that my good Mormon wife has started smoking and drinking.
I'm confused, what choice did he make ? Was it to wear a tie or not or to add product to his hair ? Oh wait, i think I got it. He had a frontal lobotomy.
@elfside I admit it! I like energy drinks too, it's true that many don't drink caffeinated soda or soda in general, not because it's against our teaching or anything like that, but because lots of them are health freaks. Thats a good joke though lol
@jrndk Ephraim baby yeahh. My name is Nephi. I am 18. I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Idk where "Mormon" came into play as an overused label. I believe that a religous title doesnt present a life resume of good and bad decisions.
However, my beliefs and my faiths, values also, have reflected times where I could only look to them for answers, with exclusive and private revaluation.
It has encouraged me to live an always imperfect but progressing life
Being an ex-Mormon is a lot more fun than being a Mormon. You get to drink, smoke, do drugs, have casual sex and a lot of stuff like that. The bad thing is that you eventually have to suffer the consequences for those things. I went through all that for the first 26 years, joined the church and haven't looked back since.
@1bountifulinc You are one confused pup. According to you if your not Mormon the only recourse is drugs and sex. Mormonism is a sex cult. They openly showed sex in the 19th C Endowment ceremony as many a Mormon fleeing Nauvoo and Utah for their life has testified. As for drugs, what do think Joe was up to with those hallucinations? Salvia? As you really happy having Old White Hats, pet rocks and funny glasses as divine objects of revelation af "The New Restoration"?
@IExposeMormonism I'm the "confused pup"? You took my comment out of context. I never said that Mormons have a monopoly on clean living. I grew up in the Baptist Church and still have a great deal of respect for all Prostestant religions. Even though I disagree with many of them, I don't make it my life's mission to "expose them". Sounds like someone in the church once offended you. We have our share of kooks but they usually fall away. Were you one of them?
@1bountifulinc No, I was offended after reading the Mountain Meadows Massacre. And the more I read the more I was offended I became. And now, after some 350 original publications on Mormonism from c1805-1920 I'm more offended than ever. I just don't like a Polygamous polytheistic Jesus and God Call me backward
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! HILARIOUS!! so classic. PS Its funny that there are ppl taking this stuff seriously on here and think its actually like real life mormonism.
@iamcrimsonspecter2 Thats because Mormonism doesnt even begin to make sense, its a bizarre combination of Masonic and Luciferian doctrine, Jesus stuff and gods from other planets - its just plain bizarre.
This video is simply a bad representation. So I am a Mormon and it is just crazy to me that people say that the church is from satan or our doctrine is luciferian. I have only ever been taught about Jesus Christ and how to follow his example. If Satan is in charge of this church, he is doing a pretty good job promoting his enemy!
@sdsimmons11 I'm not saying its from Satan - The Luciferianism comes from what you are told in the temple about how the serpent in the garden of Eden was part of God's plan with the intention of allowing man to require knowledge. This echos Milton's Paradise Lost which is the cornerstone of Luciferian doctrine which took the side of Lucifer for the same reasons. This is very similar to Masonic beliefs too - which isn't surprising since it is even recognised by LDS that Joseph Smith was a Mason.
@sdsimmons11 But you Believe that Satan is God's other son right? So the Son of God is Satan? Then God and Christ are not the same? That the trinity is not one?
Just gotta accept prophets post the warning Jesus gave about the end times, only prophets mentioned after his passing, false prophets, to understand I guess.
"Some have been taught to be suspicious of the Church, to operate under negative stereotypes about the Chruch without questiong their source and validity. There is also a great deal of misinformation and confusion about the Church and what it stands for. " L. Tom Perry. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I know that the true teachings understood correctly are the truth. If you have questions, use a valid source! try lds.org.
@Laitharex So are are you Atheist then? Two things: 1. Look up the Golden mean. I am an artist and when you study the things around you, there is a pattern that reflects a single creator. This world was created by one God. 2. I heard of an analogy once of an atheist walking into a room with a brand new high-tech computer and asks the man there who created this computer. The man replies..."no one...it just showed up." That's atheism. The world didn't just show up. It doesn't make sense.
You say "it doesn't make sense" , so i assume that you are thinking "logically". the problem is, that if you think "logically" you just cant say "god just showed up" . this means -> you are contradictory. so we can use your example and adjust it to god "god walked in and asks himself who created him" -> "no one...i just showed up" this means, god cant exist.
i think its stupid of religious people to argument using logic. because you "believe" in religion
@KataTurbo Obviously, someone created God. Obviously, something so perfect cannot just appear out of nowhere. So who created God and where did He come from? I am sure there is answer to that and one day when we stand in front of Him, we will be able to ask Him and He will be able to answer that. But, He hasn't answered that now...one reason might be that it doesn't really matter. That fact is...He exists and He loves us. The world testifies of that.
@sdsimmons11 But Mormons believe that the God that created this world was Elohim, and he was the off spring of higher gods. But who created the Gods that created GOD? Where does it end?
Smith taught in 1844, "I have always declared God to be a distinct personage, Jesus Christ a separate and distinct personage from God the Father, and that the Holy Ghost was a distinct personage and a Spirit: and these three constitute three distinct personages and three Gods.
@KataTurbo God does exist! One day you will not be able to deny it any longer. I was studying this morning about a man named Korihor who also preached what you are saying...exactly. Do you want to know what happened to Him? He was corrected by God and then He died of His guilt. He was a man of sin and who loved sin and justified it by saying there is no God. There are millions of people who do the same today and their fate will be no different. You know you should change. Start with prayer.
wtf are you talking about? so after your opinion god is some d**psh*t who kills people for fun because they "dont believe" in him? man...you guys are more crazy than i thought.
@KataTurbo No, that isn't what I said. I actually said that God loves us. He wants us to be happy and that is why He gives us commandments. Korihor was not killed by God, but after realizing that God did exist and how much God had done for him and then remembering how he had denied him...He died of guilt. God does exist and he loves you and He loves me, but the consequences of sin does not change because of His love. He is just. I want to keep the commandments partly because I know if I don't...
@KataTurbo there are consequences. Anyway, I was only writing to share what I know about happiness. God does exist and following Him leads to happiness. I have seen that in my life. I hope you find happiness in your life.
@KataTurbo Obviously, someone created God. Obviously something so perfect cannot just appear out of nowhere. So who created God and where did He come from. I am sure there is answer to that and one day when we stand in front of Him, we will be able to ask Him and He will be able to answer that. But, He hasn't answered that now...one reason might be that it doesn't really matter. That fact is...He exists and He loves us. The world testifies of that.
@robertgift actually if you wanna be technical mexicans can afford their children I see more WHITE people on the news killing there children and having babies and throwing them in the trash then any other race of people...so u might want to re-think that statement.
@kandikane021 Mexicans by far.e creating more babies. They strictly follow the Catholic fairytale's rule: "No contraception". (Yet they DO NOT follow the rule: "Sexual abstinence until marriage").
Many unmarried Mexican teens have babies and burden taxpayers with paying for them. One single mother had a bastardaughter and now her 15-year-oldaughter has a bastard baby. An unmarried 26-year-old has FOUR bastards. A 19-year old has THREE. Let's keep the poverty going!
@robertgift ok while that is true they aren't the only ones doing this hell I watch that show 16 and pregnant and most of the little white girls are pregnant some with their second child and some times the parents foot the bill some times they dont so who' paying there way? taxpayers. but its not just Mexicans first of all alot of foreigners come over here and have as many kids as they want hell in China they gotta have a license to have kids so that's why they come over here.
@kandikane021 My wife is Chinese. No license. But they are to have only ONE child. Another brings "fines" and increased costs. (No penalty if twins) Mexicans are the illegal foreigners who sneak into this country and have many babies. Before it was Blacks. Now Mexicans are burdening society.
The Catholic Crutch and MORmON Crutch want more babies hoping they will remain dumb and ignorant and stay in the Crutch so the Crutch has more income and "power".
@robertgift Oh I heard something different about China like not only did they need license but they were killing girl babies cause they just want boys.well really this is only a third of why the burden is on society. Our economy period is in the crapper and alot of factors could be incorporated things our government is doing wrong but ultimately they aren't going to do anything about Mexicans having kids an sneaking over here cause they can pay them next to nothing
@kandikane021 When Chinese marry, the couple receives a paper allowing them to have ONE child. Some horrible Chinese kill baby girls so they can try again for a son. (Unwanted girl babies adopted by Americans become the lucky ones!).
Unfortunately you can't stop ignorant, religious Mexicans from having babies and burdening our healthcare systems. (I'm in EMS.) Of course,ach baby is precious and not its fault for being born. The parents continue the poverty.
@robertgift yea but you do know that its not the taxpayers paying for this. America wants you to think thats this money is coming out of your pockets when in actuality America gets its money from other countries. Like mainly China and Greece. America is so in debt its not funny, thats why they make it seem like its such a big deal and these ppl are causeing poverty cause pretty soon America is not going to be able to borrow shit from anybody
This Mormon religion must do such a good job mind-f*cking their members that when these poor souls leave they mostly become atheists. It's like they have PTSD or something, they even have websites to help "recover". The internet has really f*cked up their membership numbers. F*cking weirdos.
@TubeNumber1USA, that's awesome. So you're always careful to avoid those mixed fabrics, eh?
C'mon, it's a book that says that a man can't enter into the congregation of the lord if he's missing a testicle. It's not exactly inspiring stuff.
As for for "3,000" prophecies, I wonder what it is that drives god to go after big round numbers. Like Solomon's exactly 10,000 women, or the 185,000 assyrians killed. Because a perfect book would never fudge numbers, god must have a huge fetish for zeros.
You have to question any religion that 1) changes its "belief" according to the current social winds (Dark skin people are evil... then Civil Rights came to the USA and suddenly look, Blacks are welcomd into the churck and even the priesthood. You can have multiple wives... what? That's no longer acceptable in society, ok we'll change it. 2) We are all "Gods"... really?!? Thought the Bible stated that there was only *one* God??? Then again He (God) lives on Kolob, so he won't care, right?
@Cheshu1 Part of the Mormon religion as taught by Joseph Smith is that dark skin is a curse by god to mark the evil "sons of ham". This was the justification used by the Mormon church until the 1960's when they altered church doctrine because the passage of the civil rights act made they appear no better than the KKK. Another fun fact is that Smith also said that American Indians were a lost Jewish tribe that were cursed with dark skin. This can be found in the book of mormon today.
For top philosophy of religion & sceptical analysis of Bible & religion try Robert M Price, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger. E.A.Wallis Budge translation of, 'The Papyrus of Ani' (1500BCE comp O.T.800-300BCE ish), Donald A. Mackenzie,' Egyptian myth and legend', James G Frazer, 'The Golden Bough', Thomas Paine, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, C.Dennis Mckinsey, Bart Ehrman, ZomGitsCriss, Christopher Hitchens, Valerie Tarico, Ken Humphreys, Israel Finkelstein , Richard Dawkins
"the curse" was preserved through the Egyptians (Abraham 1:21) Joseph Smith claimed to be from the tribe of Ephrain, son Joseph who married and had children with his Egyptian wife (Gen 41:50-52). So according to the Book of Abraham, Jospeph Smith would be ineligible to hold the Mormon priesthood!
tea and MTV! To HELL for you!
TracheaPuncher 5 days ago
is that Steve Young at 0:37?
jimmyjames133 1 week ago
LMAO Mormons are so lame.
LordAvoc 1 week ago
Mormon sluts are pretty hot.
YukonBloamie 2 weeks ago
what movie is this?
tiger1chu 2 weeks ago
@tiger1chu The Singles Ward. It's a Mormon made movie. It's pretty funny. You can order it online or from netflix..
Roxality 1 week ago
My life..on the screen...NOOOOOO!!!!
Hegelmaus81 3 weeks ago
Why does the Mormon Church teach that Elohim had sexual relations with Mary to produce Jesus when both Matthew and Luke teach she was a virgin (The Seer, January, 1853, p.158)?
PuckettFamily 3 weeks ago
@PuckettFamily we don't teach that, we teach that she was indeed a virgin
G2Gunner 1 week ago
@G2Gunner - according to Mormon doctrine...did Elohim come to earth and have "physical relations" with Mary ???
PuckettFamily 1 week ago
@PuckettFamily No he did not, she got pregenant by the power of God. She was overshadowed by this power and Christ's spirit entered in. How exactly this was done we do not know. We do not teach that The Father had physical relations with Mary. Think about it, if he had, she would not have been a virgin and it would made void the words of former prophets who prophisied of his coming. We believe in the miracle of the virgin birth. We also declare that Jesus is the Son of God.
G2Gunner 1 week ago
I was going to make a badass comment to him unblocking MTV but maksie88 beat me to it.
sclock2 3 weeks ago
I'm 26 and unmarried.
Steve Young hates me. =( =(
spiffy72985 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Damn that guy poured Mt Dew in the punch! Now they'll get more sugar per serving? a weird taste? caffeine?!?
Xalamae 3 weeks ago
Sam and Betty met a week ago and decided to get married? O_O WTF?!?!?!
jelxym 3 weeks ago
I love being a menace to society, Oh my god Mountain Dew? ah shit this is a really deranged young man
GunOwningLiberal 3 weeks ago
I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message.
moriya2k2 3 weeks ago
boy oh boy i'm glad my dad was a heathen so i don't have to put up with that holy crap
moecat1000 3 weeks ago
@moecat1000 It's not holy crap it just crap Invented by a conman, so he could get with a lot of girls and power
ST4leave 3 weeks ago
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The Singles Ward is a 2002 LDS cinema comedy film directed by Kurt Hale and written by Kurt Hale and John E. Moyer based on his own life as a stand up comedian and single member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Its target audience is members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and citizens of Utah.
Budget $500,000
Box office $1,250,798
(Just...wow...)
Water4Jeremiah 3 weeks ago
and to think, somebody actually took the time and trouble to film this! There is life before death you know.
RikTheMix 3 weeks ago
cant belive i gave this a fucking view
Aaron7946 1 month ago
he made the wrong choice, the right choice is that Jesus loves him and he is saved by grace
TheSteeletube 1 month ago
This is soooo BYU lol.
gaozhi2007 1 month ago
Mormons are no less deluded than any other Christian. The only difference is their made up pile of shit is a lot newer than the piles of shit believed by other Christians.
sweetsweatyfeet 1 month ago
@sweetsweatyfeet Ya cause people were not very bright (in today's standards) when Christianity spread. People were more easily convinced.
TheJayWar 3 weeks ago
What is Steve Young's view of Mormonism currently? Still a devout follower I assume
HatTalk 1 month ago
Fuck that Mormon shit
ChampsElysees100 1 month ago
i don't get it? what was the purpose of this video?
sweetpappya 1 month ago
pagan religion with kabalistic beliefs - the book Christ raged against
they believe that men can become gods and rule worlds
they believe that God was once just some dude
millerlois23 1 month ago
Not only ska, or even just religious ska, but Mormon ska.
marabupb 1 month ago
OMG Singles Ward.
iamamaezing 1 month ago
feel sorry for you brother....
nana10682 1 month ago
Somewhere at the end I had the horrible realization that this was a real movie somewhere.
aluisious 1 month ago 3
@aluisious I had that horrible feeling during _all_ of it. Is this comedy? Parody? A religious view? Some meta-parody? Or just some confused collection of clips put together. Religious superstition is so nonsensical that even parodies of it sometimes can be mistaken for not being parodies.
0debug 1 month ago 3
@0debug "Religious superstition is so nonsensical that even parodies of it sometimes can be mistaken for not being parodies."
Yeah, this clip is like an advertisement for Poe's Law.
lease2coach1 1 month ago
@0debug it's from a movie called Singles Ward. It makes a lot more sense if you see it from the beginning. Well, that and if you are mormon and went to BYU, lol. Glad to answer any qustions you might have though.
gaozhi2007 1 month ago
unblocking mtv = hardcore
hysiofsosio 1 month ago 2
Thumbs up if the beginning reminded you of Moral Orel.
WehrmachtSturmTruppe 1 month ago
The right choice was to keep MTV blocked. That channel is pure garbage.
Tagemandbagem 1 month ago
I facepalmed so hard I hit my brain with my hand....
centchu 1 month ago 3
Fetchin funny!
sergeantrex 1 month ago
That movie is hilarious. :3
gruntythe1andonly 1 month ago
I don't get it, What was the right choice? Did they become Catholic or something like that?
arrowhead753 1 month ago
smoking wife, smoking hot.
1canospam 1 month ago
Not married at 25, watching MTV, putting Mountain Dew in fruit punch, no CTR ring whatever the hell that is....good god man, what have you become?
Thorax232 1 month ago 3
I highly doubt Mormon jokes would get but so many laughs.
BexRanner 1 month ago
@BexRanner If you were a mormon or are mormon this is very funny.
sergeantrex 1 month ago
I have to say that the guy in the video is extraordinarily handsome. I'm just not digging the 90's hair.
Bellinzona1000 2 months ago
That kid sitting next to him at 0:34 is acting in a very un-Mormon way.
Bellinzona1000 2 months ago
@Bellinzona1000 Lol, that was pretty funny. I've actually had similar things happen to me in church!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
Glenn Beck at 1:54
mcpencil 2 months ago
everything is terrible.
kght222 2 months ago
Ska, the anti-mormon.
StickWarrior 2 months ago
Is the crying girl the sister from Troll 2?
TheC0rpsezilla 2 months ago
Q - Why should you always bring two Mormons on a fishing trip?
A - Because if you bring only one, he’ll drink up all the beer!
Radioguy54 2 months ago 8
@Radioguy54 uh, you do know that mormons don't drink beer right?
Saltyoven 1 week ago
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Why did Joseph Smith the first Mormon prophet take women in marriage that were already married to other men? These women continued to live with their first husband and have children with their first husband after they were married to Joseph. I don't see women marrying more than one man permitted by God in the bible.
twoclose2call 2 months ago
I'd wreck his wife so hard...
Pectabyte 2 months ago
Mormon Jesus
figocooldude 2 months ago
I think the book of mormon musical can explain all of this
AllLolz 2 months ago
@victorseay His Great Grand Father was Brigham Young. He went to BYU remember?
grandpasun 2 months ago
He unblocked MTV? Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.
maksie88 2 months ago 38
@maksie88 That was nothing compared with the Mountain Dew in the punch.
werebee 2 months ago
@maksie88: Yeah, unblocking MTV is the Mormon way of
living on the edge.
hegadem 1 month ago
niggers are a menace to society
Behemoth9223 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you got the spiking the punch with CAffine free soda (Mountain Dew)...THOSE WILD MORMONS!
slybuster 2 months ago
Singles Ward is the only half-way entertaining entertaining flick Halestorm has ever produced. That first seen really irritates me, though. He should have responded, "You're leaving the church, okay, but that's not a reasonable explanation as to way you're leaving me".
Besides, I'm sure I'm not the only Mormon guy who dreams of the day when I come home from work, and find that my good Mormon wife has started smoking and drinking.
WasatchIntercept 2 months ago
Oh, you can be any age, remain single, and be a menace to society.
JeffersonDinedAlone 2 months ago
MTV unblocked!? you sinner
hiimnickful 2 months ago
mormons suck for lack of a better word
stanleysteama 2 months ago
pouring mountain dew into punch. FUCKING REBEL
wtfcartooncomedy 2 months ago 4
I'm confused, what choice did he make ? Was it to wear a tie or not or to add product to his hair ? Oh wait, i think I got it. He had a frontal lobotomy.
Rahn127 3 months ago
He should re block MTV now
Terrax1 3 months ago
"What's the difference between a Mormon and a Catholic? The temperature of their caffeine."
Always amusing, regardless of the fact that most Mormons don't admit they drink caffeinated sodas.
elfside 3 months ago
@elfside I admit it! I like energy drinks too, it's true that many don't drink caffeinated soda or soda in general, not because it's against our teaching or anything like that, but because lots of them are health freaks. Thats a good joke though lol
ChadBav 2 months ago
"So, uh, what's your tribe?"
jrndk 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 31
@jrndk Ephraim baby yeahh. My name is Nephi. I am 18. I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Idk where "Mormon" came into play as an overused label. I believe that a religous title doesnt present a life resume of good and bad decisions.
However, my beliefs and my faiths, values also, have reflected times where I could only look to them for answers, with exclusive and private revaluation.
It has encouraged me to live an always imperfect but progressing life
ThaLastProphecy123 2 months ago
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Both Scientology and Mormonism were founded by fraudsters. Why would anyone follow these blatantly phoney faiths?
Speaking of which, can anyone name a faith that isn't blatantly phoney?
ChipArgyle 3 months ago
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ChipArgyle 3 months ago
I thought this was going to be a spoof on the LDS but it was pro LDS? I am confused. Wow, I must be a Mormon!
jesushatesyoutoo 3 months ago
Time will tell
Kirk4279 3 months ago
Get a job
Kirk4279 3 months ago
XD Living in the edge is to watch MTV and drink Mountain DEW
1Piecer 3 months ago
This is so dumb.
ArnoldLDS19 3 months ago
i feel like i missed something.
setpunk12 3 months ago
I don't get it.
Supenmanu 3 months ago
XD She's smoking one cigarette and drinking one beer SUCH A REBEL.
Guilmon470 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you're a "menace" to society, and loving it.
ChevalierAguila 3 months ago 92
@ChevalierAguila I married at 26 but lived in sin for 3 years.
millertas 1 month ago
@1bountifulinc ... awesome:) i agree:)!!
girlstar1922 3 months ago
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girlstar1922 3 months ago
Being an ex-Mormon is a lot more fun than being a Mormon. You get to drink, smoke, do drugs, have casual sex and a lot of stuff like that. The bad thing is that you eventually have to suffer the consequences for those things. I went through all that for the first 26 years, joined the church and haven't looked back since.
1bountifulinc 3 months ago
@1bountifulinc You are one confused pup. According to you if your not Mormon the only recourse is drugs and sex. Mormonism is a sex cult. They openly showed sex in the 19th C Endowment ceremony as many a Mormon fleeing Nauvoo and Utah for their life has testified. As for drugs, what do think Joe was up to with those hallucinations? Salvia? As you really happy having Old White Hats, pet rocks and funny glasses as divine objects of revelation af "The New Restoration"?
IExposeMormonism 3 months ago
@IExposeMormonism I'm the "confused pup"? You took my comment out of context. I never said that Mormons have a monopoly on clean living. I grew up in the Baptist Church and still have a great deal of respect for all Prostestant religions. Even though I disagree with many of them, I don't make it my life's mission to "expose them". Sounds like someone in the church once offended you. We have our share of kooks but they usually fall away. Were you one of them?
1bountifulinc 3 months ago
@1bountifulinc No, I was offended after reading the Mountain Meadows Massacre. And the more I read the more I was offended I became. And now, after some 350 original publications on Mormonism from c1805-1920 I'm more offended than ever. I just don't like a Polygamous polytheistic Jesus and God Call me backward
IExposeMormonism 3 months ago
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This movie is provocation movie. It has no value at all .
rakyatmerdeka1 3 months ago
Unmarried and under 25 means you are a menace to society? Fuck that shit man!
aldapogi 3 months ago
This guy is out of goddamn control. MTV, the Dew, beer!
DoktorStrangelove 3 months ago
mormons are filth.
boob72 4 months ago
SINGLES WARD FTW!
donnajbagley 4 months ago
1:25 it's dwight!
Wurbyfu 4 months ago
had a nightmare once that started out like 2:40 XDDD
ccrimsonfox 4 months ago 2
Why do most Mormon males look so similar to each other? -_-
ccrimsonfox 4 months ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! HILARIOUS!! so classic. PS Its funny that there are ppl taking this stuff seriously on here and think its actually like real life mormonism.
xelmonitoxD 4 months ago
I find this hard to follow.
Laitharex 4 months ago
hahah this is all so dam true.
gutkesanchez 4 months ago
I found this hard to follow. . like mormonism.
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 months ago 28
@iamcrimsonspecter2 Thats because Mormonism doesnt even begin to make sense, its a bizarre combination of Masonic and Luciferian doctrine, Jesus stuff and gods from other planets - its just plain bizarre.
arizonabay6 4 months ago
@arizonabay6 I've noticed all those things.
Joseph Smith sure was creative in putting them all together.. and doing the crazy planet stuff BEFORE El Ron Hubbard came about.
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 months ago
This video is simply a bad representation. So I am a Mormon and it is just crazy to me that people say that the church is from satan or our doctrine is luciferian. I have only ever been taught about Jesus Christ and how to follow his example. If Satan is in charge of this church, he is doing a pretty good job promoting his enemy!
sdsimmons11 4 months ago
@sdsimmons11 I'm a fellow mormon, I enjoy laughing at myself and some of the stereotypes we get.
RainbowManification 4 months ago
@sdsimmons11 I'm not saying its from Satan - The Luciferianism comes from what you are told in the temple about how the serpent in the garden of Eden was part of God's plan with the intention of allowing man to require knowledge. This echos Milton's Paradise Lost which is the cornerstone of Luciferian doctrine which took the side of Lucifer for the same reasons. This is very similar to Masonic beliefs too - which isn't surprising since it is even recognised by LDS that Joseph Smith was a Mason.
arizonabay6 3 months ago
@sdsimmons11 But you Believe that Satan is God's other son right? So the Son of God is Satan? Then God and Christ are not the same? That the trinity is not one?
jesushatesyoutoo 3 months ago
@iamcrimsonspecter2 It is a Bunch of jokes that you have to be Very Familiar or have grown up in the Church to understand!
shanep45 2 months ago
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Just gotta accept prophets post the warning Jesus gave about the end times, only prophets mentioned after his passing, false prophets, to understand I guess.
iamcrimsonspecter2 2 months ago
"Some have been taught to be suspicious of the Church, to operate under negative stereotypes about the Chruch without questiong their source and validity. There is also a great deal of misinformation and confusion about the Church and what it stands for. " L. Tom Perry. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I know that the true teachings understood correctly are the truth. If you have questions, use a valid source! try lds.org.
sdsimmons11 4 months ago
@sdsimmons11 No, the idea that any one god is the correct one is just insane, too many.
You will end up choosing the wrong one anyway.
Atheism is rapidly becoming the new Christianity and Islam.
Laitharex 4 months ago
@Laitharex So are are you Atheist then? Two things: 1. Look up the Golden mean. I am an artist and when you study the things around you, there is a pattern that reflects a single creator. This world was created by one God. 2. I heard of an analogy once of an atheist walking into a room with a brand new high-tech computer and asks the man there who created this computer. The man replies..."no one...it just showed up." That's atheism. The world didn't just show up. It doesn't make sense.
sdsimmons11 4 months ago
@sdsimmons11 Lol fail.
Existence is proof of existence, not proof of creation.
And what god would you have me to believe in?
I'll tell you what, take a look At Thunderfoot's channel, he will clear up a lot of things for you.
Also take a look at Evid3nc3's the man talks out of his heart.
You also seem to forget that your god created something out of nothing quite often.
Have a nice day. :)
Laitharex 4 months ago
@sdsimmons11
You say "it doesn't make sense" , so i assume that you are thinking "logically". the problem is, that if you think "logically" you just cant say "god just showed up" . this means -> you are contradictory. so we can use your example and adjust it to god "god walked in and asks himself who created him" -> "no one...i just showed up" this means, god cant exist.
i think its stupid of religious people to argument using logic. because you "believe" in religion
KataTurbo 3 months ago
@KataTurbo Obviously, someone created God. Obviously, something so perfect cannot just appear out of nowhere. So who created God and where did He come from? I am sure there is answer to that and one day when we stand in front of Him, we will be able to ask Him and He will be able to answer that. But, He hasn't answered that now...one reason might be that it doesn't really matter. That fact is...He exists and He loves us. The world testifies of that.
sdsimmons11 3 months ago
@sdsimmons11 But Mormons believe that the God that created this world was Elohim, and he was the off spring of higher gods. But who created the Gods that created GOD? Where does it end?
Smith taught in 1844, "I have always declared God to be a distinct personage, Jesus Christ a separate and distinct personage from God the Father, and that the Holy Ghost was a distinct personage and a Spirit: and these three constitute three distinct personages and three Gods.
This is not Christianity.
jesushatesyoutoo 3 months ago 2
@KataTurbo God does exist! One day you will not be able to deny it any longer. I was studying this morning about a man named Korihor who also preached what you are saying...exactly. Do you want to know what happened to Him? He was corrected by God and then He died of His guilt. He was a man of sin and who loved sin and justified it by saying there is no God. There are millions of people who do the same today and their fate will be no different. You know you should change. Start with prayer.
sdsimmons11 3 months ago
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wtf are you talking about? so after your opinion god is some d**psh*t who kills people for fun because they "dont believe" in him? man...you guys are more crazy than i thought.
KataTurbo 3 months ago
@KataTurbo No, that isn't what I said. I actually said that God loves us. He wants us to be happy and that is why He gives us commandments. Korihor was not killed by God, but after realizing that God did exist and how much God had done for him and then remembering how he had denied him...He died of guilt. God does exist and he loves you and He loves me, but the consequences of sin does not change because of His love. He is just. I want to keep the commandments partly because I know if I don't...
sdsimmons11 3 months ago
@KataTurbo there are consequences. Anyway, I was only writing to share what I know about happiness. God does exist and following Him leads to happiness. I have seen that in my life. I hope you find happiness in your life.
sdsimmons11 3 months ago
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well i respect it if you found happiness in god, but i´m fine and happy even without "believing"
KataTurbo 3 months ago
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@KataTurbo Obviously, someone created God. Obviously something so perfect cannot just appear out of nowhere. So who created God and where did He come from. I am sure there is answer to that and one day when we stand in front of Him, we will be able to ask Him and He will be able to answer that. But, He hasn't answered that now...one reason might be that it doesn't really matter. That fact is...He exists and He loves us. The world testifies of that.
sdsimmons11 3 months ago
Well dang...there goes a perfectly good bowl of punch ... I can't believe the nerve of some people...spiking the drink with Mt. Dew!
ipequey 4 months ago
This is the fakest thing I've ever seen.
SynikaI 4 months ago
Just because one leaves the most fun, involved family-oriented cult does not mean they need to self-damage.
All religions, all the myriad flavors, are man-made myth, fairy tales and superstition with absurd, laughable sometimes sick and cruel rituals.
And I like LIME Jello.
robertgift 4 months ago
Thanks for the overpopulation problem, assholes.
Mysterious0Bob 4 months ago
@Mysterious0Bob Catholics, especially Mexican Catholics, are the ones overpopulating the world with children they cannot afford.
robertgift 4 months ago
@robertgift actually if you wanna be technical mexicans can afford their children I see more WHITE people on the news killing there children and having babies and throwing them in the trash then any other race of people...so u might want to re-think that statement.
kandikane021 4 months ago
@kandikane021 Mexicans by far.e creating more babies. They strictly follow the Catholic fairytale's rule: "No contraception". (Yet they DO NOT follow the rule: "Sexual abstinence until marriage").
Many unmarried Mexican teens have babies and burden taxpayers with paying for them. One single mother had a bastardaughter and now her 15-year-oldaughter has a bastard baby. An unmarried 26-year-old has FOUR bastards. A 19-year old has THREE. Let's keep the poverty going!
robertgift 4 months ago
@robertgift ok while that is true they aren't the only ones doing this hell I watch that show 16 and pregnant and most of the little white girls are pregnant some with their second child and some times the parents foot the bill some times they dont so who' paying there way? taxpayers. but its not just Mexicans first of all alot of foreigners come over here and have as many kids as they want hell in China they gotta have a license to have kids so that's why they come over here.
kandikane021 4 months ago
@kandikane021 My wife is Chinese. No license. But they are to have only ONE child. Another brings "fines" and increased costs. (No penalty if twins) Mexicans are the illegal foreigners who sneak into this country and have many babies. Before it was Blacks. Now Mexicans are burdening society.
The Catholic Crutch and MORmON Crutch want more babies hoping they will remain dumb and ignorant and stay in the Crutch so the Crutch has more income and "power".
robertgift 4 months ago
@robertgift Oh I heard something different about China like not only did they need license but they were killing girl babies cause they just want boys.well really this is only a third of why the burden is on society. Our economy period is in the crapper and alot of factors could be incorporated things our government is doing wrong but ultimately they aren't going to do anything about Mexicans having kids an sneaking over here cause they can pay them next to nothing
kandikane021 4 months ago
@kandikane021 When Chinese marry, the couple receives a paper allowing them to have ONE child. Some horrible Chinese kill baby girls so they can try again for a son. (Unwanted girl babies adopted by Americans become the lucky ones!).
Unfortunately you can't stop ignorant, religious Mexicans from having babies and burdening our healthcare systems. (I'm in EMS.) Of course,ach baby is precious and not its fault for being born. The parents continue the poverty.
robertgift 4 months ago
@robertgift yea but you do know that its not the taxpayers paying for this. America wants you to think thats this money is coming out of your pockets when in actuality America gets its money from other countries. Like mainly China and Greece. America is so in debt its not funny, thats why they make it seem like its such a big deal and these ppl are causeing poverty cause pretty soon America is not going to be able to borrow shit from anybody
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standingontruth1 4 months ago
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This Mormon religion must do such a good job mind-f*cking their members that when these poor souls leave they mostly become atheists. It's like they have PTSD or something, they even have websites to help "recover". The internet has really f*cked up their membership numbers. F*cking weirdos.
ghetto4na 4 months ago
he looks kinda like jon hamm
crlnewlls 4 months ago
Spiked the punch with dew, your a 2nd grade badass.
Jaket2000 4 months ago
Ahahahaha, Singles Ward.
impagain 4 months ago
1:56 Thats impossible!!! Sorry you have to watch a Coach Hines video to get that joke. LoLz!
killersushi99 4 months ago
WTF was all that about? Total waste of 3:08.
EconomicResponse 4 months ago
@TubeNumber1USA, that's awesome. So you're always careful to avoid those mixed fabrics, eh?
C'mon, it's a book that says that a man can't enter into the congregation of the lord if he's missing a testicle. It's not exactly inspiring stuff.
As for for "3,000" prophecies, I wonder what it is that drives god to go after big round numbers. Like Solomon's exactly 10,000 women, or the 185,000 assyrians killed. Because a perfect book would never fudge numbers, god must have a huge fetish for zeros.
NoAntecessor 4 months ago
Is Moormun Jeezuz reallly from planet Kolob?
woody5551 5 months ago
@woody5551 no
chadro85 4 months ago
@woody5551 Yes
arizonabay6 3 months ago
You have to question any religion that 1) changes its "belief" according to the current social winds (Dark skin people are evil... then Civil Rights came to the USA and suddenly look, Blacks are welcomd into the churck and even the priesthood. You can have multiple wives... what? That's no longer acceptable in society, ok we'll change it. 2) We are all "Gods"... really?!? Thought the Bible stated that there was only *one* God??? Then again He (God) lives on Kolob, so he won't care, right?
ScottSummers1141 5 months ago 2
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how is Steve Young in this video??????
Eagles1978 5 months ago
Why am I watching this? How did we get here? O.o
IliGummyBear 5 months ago
Mormons: The Scientologists of Christfaggotry.
AirCooledMan2006 5 months ago
@AirCooledMan2006
iTr0ll 5 months ago
OW SHIT, MTV UNBLOCKED!!! Hardcore man, that's edgy!
iPriestHolmes 5 months ago 47
@iPriestHolmes He must be pretty badass.
Siska0Robert 5 months ago
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cair15 4 months ago
Id keep MTV blocked anyways I don't want to see it, in case i hit the wrong channel
cair15 4 months ago
@Cheshu1 Part of the Mormon religion as taught by Joseph Smith is that dark skin is a curse by god to mark the evil "sons of ham". This was the justification used by the Mormon church until the 1960's when they altered church doctrine because the passage of the civil rights act made they appear no better than the KKK. Another fun fact is that Smith also said that American Indians were a lost Jewish tribe that were cursed with dark skin. This can be found in the book of mormon today.
TheronSax 5 months ago
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@Cheshu1 Bla Bla, who cares idiot...
wargasm58 5 months ago
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For top philosophy of religion & sceptical analysis of Bible & religion try Robert M Price, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger. E.A.Wallis Budge translation of, 'The Papyrus of Ani' (1500BCE comp O.T.800-300BCE ish), Donald A. Mackenzie,' Egyptian myth and legend', James G Frazer, 'The Golden Bough', Thomas Paine, Joseph Wheless, Robert Ingersoll, C.Dennis Mckinsey, Bart Ehrman, ZomGitsCriss, Christopher Hitchens, Valerie Tarico, Ken Humphreys, Israel Finkelstein , Richard Dawkins
zytigon 5 months ago
Mormons drink the kool aid,hahaha
BlueShark20201 5 months ago 2
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WaRLocK2204 5 months ago
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"the curse" was preserved through the Egyptians (Abraham 1:21) Joseph Smith claimed to be from the tribe of Ephrain, son Joseph who married and had children with his Egyptian wife (Gen 41:50-52). So according to the Book of Abraham, Jospeph Smith would be ineligible to hold the Mormon priesthood!
endofus 5 months ago
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endofus 5 months ago
Woahhh He Unblocked MTV ? This Guys A Bad Ass !
koolaidman 6 months ago 2