Mst3k Jack Frost - 6/10

[SpiderxBlue]

8:16 Im california! Keep going!

[adiadv10]

I think the props around 5:05 were later used on H.R. Puffinstuff

[RevDrTSgtC]

Robert Mapplethorpe's "Strega Nona", hilarious

[theivoryslapper]

"Frosted lucky trees. They're magically delicious!"

[HolyHogShit]

why diddnt he just go around to the front of the house? what lesson or moral is to be tought by setting old women on fire and then beating them? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? not to mention the idea of seeing a 12 year old and instantly deciding to marry her... even then wasnt that alittle odd? people put more thought into having a snack!" hmm crackers or a pastry... im not sure, pastry is tastey, but i dont want to spoil my dinner... OOOH a child! i shall bind her to me in life long marrage!"

[Dominoes282]

What, where... When?... Oh it's Who

[Unwyze]

"Please show me how to sit on a shovel, I don't know how."

I can't believe that was the best they could think of, it's like looney tunes without the wit. Maybe it's just another case of lost in translation though.

[RiderAndKallen]

Somewhere in all that snow Letty Whiterock is hiding.

[Zero852002]

Later, back in tingly wingly pixey wixey land.

Eat lead spring!

[livinintwilightzone]

The wolves are just laughing out loud - they've got the B squad in to eat this guy...

[ThatPurplyThing]

"Quick! Give him dutch elm disease!"

[thefaboloussob]

9:09 He has to go around the tree 'cause there's a lotta dung in one big spot.

[thefaboloussob]

The funniest line at the end of the video:

"You're not the contradicting kind." "Yes I am."

[thefaboloussob]

0:40 Papa develops "phone cojones"...

2:10 ...But then returns to being smooth as a Ken doll.

[massefect942]

i dont care if this was made by a Russian folk tale or that the producer yelled about mstk ribin it if you make a mass media movie you should be ready for both love and hate

personly i have not seen a folk lore movie that did not have stuff that wasnt like a club with a nail bludgeoning points into my skull restraint is needed with folk lore point movies

[nataliestardust]

"I get more action than you, and I'm neutered!"  hahaha!!

[ninjawraith17]

6:30

Maybe their just Ent children.

*sobbing* "Treebeard! Treebeard! We were out in Baba Yaga's yard, when this scary she-male came and he wouldn't leave Baba alone so she asked us to help *sobbing* A-a-and we started beating him up and she was gonna cook him in her oven, b-b-but he threw her in the oven and said HE WAS GONNA TURN US INTO KINDLING!!" *sobbing*

[BryonYoungblood]

At least we saw that Nastika's father had wanted to grow some of his courage back to protect and save his baby girl. Too bad we don't see it til the end. XD

[EponymousKid]

Although the director left this somewhat ambiguous, I'm getting the idea that he's frosting trees.

[Adamguy2003]

They should have made some kind of comment over that weird- as- hell noise the Baba Yaga makes @ 3:11- 3:12.

[sokarsfleet]

I wonder how the Red Army will react to these people in the village

[yaywhewclips242]

the pitchfork? what is she, the devil?

[TsWade2]

Face me! Face the woods! Face me! Face the woods! Face me! Face the woods! Face me! Face the woods! Face me! Face the woods! Face me!Face the Lol!

[neosoc]

"Oh no. No, no leg kicks, please."

What's that a reference to (other than the witch kicking)?

[ggrarl]

The MST3K guys got the Monty Python vibe from the "hunchback fairy" (Baba Yaga) as well it seems. At 5:57 Tom says, "Hello, Mrs. Non-Gorilla" in the pepperpot voice, lol

[SgtHydra]

It seems like I've watched five different movies one after another...

Is this based on a bedtime story meant for insomniacs?

[EternalGuardian07]

EAT LEAD SPRING!

[Irkedmv]

"It's the first time I've sat on a shovel."

"The flat part anyway."

[alexiaNBC]

Now this movie gets even goofier

[neosoc]

No. No, no, no leg kicks...

[windt]

@ 6:24 I died.

[Theburn77]

"Alright, come up for a beer"

[putzthewondersloth]

Wouldn't it have been easier just to marry her off? Then there wouldn't have been the second choice for a bride.

[Gigrantula58]

Al Lewis, survivalist.

[ChaoticYak]

Jack Frost opened fire on a stand of willows today...

You know, I'm from Wisconsin. I've seen plenty of this.

[ChaoticYak]

Big Bird got developed!

[tenfed1861]

"Alright.Come up for a beer".LOL

[cyberhoodlum]

That was the best riffing when Jack Frost was on the screen. "Eat lead, spring!" "You work for summer, don't you?" "I'm from Wisconsin, I see enough of this stuff already."

[HollyBee9000]

...the flat part anyway.

[mariechaton]

3:00......"This guy's actually Jamaican." 

[nagaking07]

Eat lead spring!

Jack Frost opened fire on a stand of willows today.

Lol to the infinite

[ilessthanthreeyou]

my muffins!

[DAVIDInitiative]

This movie hurts.

[Losaru]

6:29 Benny Hill works with anything!

[kerplop]

Ooh, self-delivering lumber!

[CoolPiemonade]

GDI Baba Yaga, whenever you show up, the party just gets weirder.

[foxmcleod64]

Culture clash + riffing = the most hilarious nine and a half minutes on Youtube.

[BlasphemousApples]

"It's the first time I've ever sat on a shovel!"

The flat part, anyway.

[FlippinBooks]

I love when the trees run away, and Mike starts singing the Benny Hill song. Somehow I knew ONE of them would do it. I can always count on them.

[hatchetmasta]

5:10 IN you b*tches go tru da door tru da window !

[EternalGuardian07]

Eat lead, Spring!!!

[Gymnopedie55]

This movie is so damn ridiculous that the commentary is merely icing on the cake.

[logitechnc]

5:28 fuk u make a fire?

[121BigRed]

Most gullible villian ever.

[ChaoticYak]

You sure this is convenient for you, Dad?

Big Bird got developed.

Quick! Give 'em Dutch Elm Disease!

[alaskaTrobot]

"NASTIAAAA!!!"

"I NEED A HAIRCUT!!'

[CarolinaOcelot]

so Ivan was on a first name basis with Baba Yaga?

WTH?

[Tareltonlives]

@CarolinaOcelot Maybe Baba Yaga was his math teacher in high school

[Aceles]

Fun fact: The english translation calls that character the 'hunchback fairy,' but she's a stock mythological/fairy tale character called The Baba Yaga who lives in a chicken-legged hut, the same was Nastika (?) is obviously an appropriation of Vassilissa, another stock Russian folk tale character.

The more you know!

[Daelock]

@Aceles Baba, baby! That's the one! And ogress who's LOADS of fun!

[MissesD123]

@Aceles So THAT'S WHY the house clucks like a chicken!

[Gjkl345]

The Mushroom must have the most abstract, existentially layered moral compass I've ever seen... or... he inhaled himself when it was 101 degrees in summer and since then has never been the same. Widdling out an existence of drug abuse.

[TheGzeus]

"Because nobody... likes roasted nuts." Jory Caron.

[sprybug]

@TheGzeus ^5's the fellow "Is it a good idea to microwave this?" watcher. Last place I expected a IIAGITMT reference.

[OzzyFan87]

Al Lewis : Survivalist

[sillygrl23]

"Please show me how to sit on a shovel I don't know how" *the witch sits on it and gets shoved into the oven* lol, oldest trick in the Fairy Tale book :D

[themightycelestial]

Legend warns that those who turn their backs to the Hunchback Fairy, do so at their own peril.

[Tareltonlives]

@themightycelestial Or else Baba Yaga's going to do a weird little dance and sick her ents on you.

[bakes7288]

Hunchback Fairy?

[BouncingFerretFilms]

7:17... wow they pulled a beetlejuice..... Akira, and..... SW Phantom Menace so in spirit of this

I'm Mister White Christmas

I'm Mister Snow,

I'm Mister Icicle

I'm Mister Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser,

what ever i touch

Turns to snow in my touch

I'm Too much!

[BouncingFerretFilms]

7:17... wow they pulled a beetlejuice..... Akira, and..... SW Phantom Menace so in the spirit of this.

I'm mr white christmas, I'm mr Snow

I'm mr Icicle, I'm mr ten below

Friends call me snow Meiser,

What ever i touch

turns to now in my clutch, I'm to much.....

Don't get it, check out the stop motion animation show THE YEAR WITHOUT SANTA CLAUSE (1974)

[lonelysith66]

Baba Yaga, is she related to Lady Gaga?

[xalrath]

@lonelysith66 well both of them make it a point to attempt to kill every hero that crosses their path, then help out the ones that outwit them in a suitably mythical fashion.

this incidentally is the reason a young Beebs enjoys his current popularity

[Tatkitten]

@lonelysith66 Yeah. It's her ugly third cousin twice removed.

[johnnyfive22]

lol. 3:50- 4:18 had me laughing in tears

[Rafflefull]

"I've never sat on a shovel before!"

"The flat part, anyway."

[ChaoticYak]

Someone's pickling something.

So...does Baba Yaga really translate as "hunchback fairy"?

[vincentpricesnephew]

9:10 "My muffins!"

[RachelSummers777]

"FACE THE WOODS!" (shriek, shriek, etc) Now that I can breathe again..this is almost Pythonesque. I could almost swear that's Terry Jones in drag.

[SinnFein4ever]

"Frosted Lucky Trees...They're magically delicious."

Giggle.

[JHZildjian]

"I don't care how hard you try, I'm going to have the upper hand."

"Oh no. No leg kicks, please."

"Alright, come up for a beer."

[ManaAdvent]

"Still it was good for him to get out of the basement for awhile."

"Someone's pickling something!"

"Come to Knotts Berry Farm and ride the Unstable House!"

"I just hate when the trees just come in."

"If I had a tree, I keep it in the yard."

"Jack Frost opened fire on a stand of willows today."

"You work for summer don't ya! Don't ya!"

[ackbarfan5556]

Hey they were singing Seligh Ride

[felineshadow0221]

even the genius of yakitty sacks(is that how its spelled?) was used in this series not just in abridged cartoons lol *raise ur hand if u thought jack frost could have shown up just a smidge sooner* :3

[GusF]

"Take that, logging industry!"

[ChaoticYak]

Don't touch me you coward!

[OneWorldHistory]

Well, well, well... Baba Yaga!

I finally figured out what this tale is when the famous witch showed up. Baba Yaga's hut had to be faced in the proper direction to be entered.

Speaking of fairy tales... (and actually from Wisconsin too...)

Go Packers!

Oh wait, wrong mistie....

[GhostRiderBaby88]

WTF@3:12. wow that lady is fucked up lmao. hunchback fairy? rofl.

"ride the unstable house!"

it's the first time i sat on a shovel. mike-"the flat part anyway."

"ew why is he spanking her? creepy.....

"what, i mean when, uh whom..oh sorry who."

LMFAO@singing-"it's colder than a bucket of penguin poop. colder than a polar bear's butt. the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants."

[akje93]

"Val Kilmer as Prince Vallium"

[Tareltonlives]

"Now it's my-" "Turn to go back in the basement...."

Baba Yaga should have her own sitcom.

5:49 Did I mention I love this movie?

6:26 And I love this episode

Morozko and Snow Miser should have a duet

[SoylentGreeeen]

The witch scene could be a Monty Python sketch. Is anyone else reminded of Brian's mother in Life of Brian?

[boiledcrap]

I think that old witch with the legged house is Baba Yaga, an old Russian tale. She doesn't help people otherwise she ages a year.

[OzzyFan87]

"Its colder than a bucket of penguin poop, its colder than a polar bears butt, the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants." lol

[OzzyFan87]

Although I can't understand anything, it is kind of a fun movie to watch in a weird way.

[rexsteel]

6:24 Benny Hill theme LOL

[Theburn77]

don't touch me you coward!

[Hanakia]

1:48 XDDD I just love it when Servo does his 'vroom vrooooom' noises during a film.

[Hanakia]

@Hanakia and...the whole cabin scene is one of the most effed up things I've seen in ANY movie.

[fathermckenzie1]

BACK OFF, FROST

[neosoc]

Hahaha leg kicks!

[imcoolandreallynot]

My muffins!

[changyimei]

"This is an Earth first fantasy, take THAT logging industry!"

[moewron]

Oh also-

"I'm sorry I've never sat on a shovel before"

Mike- "the flat part, anyway"

O.o

[moewron]

Does that wtich live in Baba Yaga's Hut?

[aliensexgangchildren]

@moewron i think that is supposed to be her actually

[nagaking07]

"Jack Frost opened fire on a stand of willows today."

"You work for summer don't you?"

[disradiance]

6:24 they missed the perfect opportunity to say "run forest run"

[GatorBaby06]

the tree riffs are gold

"quick give them dutch elm disease"

'miracle grow worked too well

"oh self-delivering lumber"

"if i had a tree i'd keep him in the yard"

[maximumkarlnage]

Al Lewis: Survivalist

[Tex2Nova]

"Uh oh... roasted nuts!"

[creatornat]

The Robert Maplethorp comment killed!!! ROFL

[TPrower]

"It's colder than a bucket of penguin poop, it's colder than a polar bear's butt. The dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants." XDD

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Frosted Lucky Trees, they're magically delicious! :D

[CPuff8D]

...why did the father marry her step-mother in the first place?

[lonelysith66]

@CPuff8D Ugh, who knows?

:/

[ChaoticYak]

Later...in Tingly-wingly Pixie-wixie Land...

[snikt2k10]

Everything was sunny. When did it snow?

[aerithlives]

When winter came.

[Windclaw]

"Eat lead, spring!"

[TsWade2]

4:08 Face me Face the woods Face me Face the woods Face me Face the woods Face me Face the woods Face me Face the woods Face me  LOL!

[PyrozPlayground]

What... I mean when,,, I mean who. hahaha

[PyrozPlayground]

Wow, and i've been wondering how to translate Baba Yega into English... Apparently, it's Huntchback Fairy... Go figure. 0_o Not Old Woman Yega or anything. Interesting.... lol

[Tareltonlives]

@PyrozPlayground It's like calling Dracula "Pale Castle Dude"

[PyrozPlayground]

@Tareltonlives lol Pretty much!

[maximumkarlnage]

Al Lewis: Survivalist hahaha

[Kinemacolour]

Jack Frost looks an awful lot like Boris Yeltsin.

[AuburnRed1]

Yep, I showed her. I read her the riot act alright.

I enjoy the Beautiful Vasilisa story, and used to have nightmares of Baba Yagga. But this certainly doesn't do her any favors.

[crazycorps]

This movie gets progressively weider every minute.

[ElveeKaye]

4:46 When Ents turn bad.

[tabguy14]

Maybe I can clarify the whole Baba Yaga concept- She (or they according to some legends) was a witch, who would steal babies to eat them if you left your window open, door ajar, etc., and lived in a house made on two chicken legs (awesome right?) and she was bad news to northern euros in the dark ages, somewhat similar to la larrona.

[ElveeKaye]

I didn't know about the baby-stealing bit. Fairies had a similar bad reputation for stealing babies, as do aliens. (And both are sometimes said to leave a sickly "changeling" as a substitute.) Baby-stealing is such a scary concept that it winds up in all sorts of legends, myths, and anecdotes. Interesting!

[tabguy14]

Maybe Nastia's sister is a changeling... In the first scene I thought she was a pod person...

[EricLynchSucks]

the scene where he spanks the witch...is that supposed to be erotic?

[Tareltonlives]

Baba Yaga is the funniest villain EVER

[ElveeKaye]

If I were to make a list of all the MST villains, she would be in the top 20!

[tarlcabot18]

Damn potholes!

[kennyferry]

"DON'T touch me, you coward"

[CarolinaOcelot]

We will bury you.

[medenslupus]

MY MUFFINS!

[shiftyjake]

Later, in tingly-wingly, pixie-wixie land...

[Applemask]

"I pray for the death of Jack Frost."

[im5150247]

Iv'e personally never done acid, but i think this movie would quilify as a REALLY bad trip! XD

[desertrose777]

Crow: "Come to Knot's Berry Farm and ride the unstable house!"

[castiel18BNP]

am i gonna have to call the cops?

LOL

[energyturtle11]

Eat lead, Spring!

[persephoneee]

"This guy's actually Jamaican."

"Al Lewis: Survivalist."

"Robert Mapplethorpe's 'Strega Nona'."

lmfao

[DMCdawg]

Smilla's sense of crap!

[DMCdawg]

I don't care how hard you try, I'm going to have the upper hand!

LOL

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Ivan: I've never been pushed into an oven. It's the first time I've sat on a shovel.

Mike: The flat part, anyway.

[Jackthemonkey666]

wovles are laughing out loud, they got the B squad in to eat this guy.

take that loging industry

we will bury you

[annthebold]

Servo: "It's colder than a bucket of peguin poop; it's colder than a polar bear's butt. The dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants."

I'm sorry I've been laughing for the last 15 straight minutes at that.

[switzerlicious]

they do that running fast music at6:25 in the twilight rifftrax as well, frickin hilarious!

[MagicalTrumpy]

I'm pretty sure that's the Benny Hill theme from when he chases girls or various funny things happen in fast motion.

[switzerlicious]

Yup, that's it. One of those songs I've heard all my life but didn't know where it came from. Thx for the info.

[xebek]

@MagicalTrumpy Yakkety Sax. One of Jon Stewart's favorites too.

[GhostRiderBaby88]

@switzerlicious omg, i know. that part of the movie was funny as hell. i actually had to pause it so i could breathe again lol.

[VeryAngryCamel]

B-squad or bee squad cos to b honest i think either could take this guy out :)

[dresden51]

"You know, I'm from Wisconsin. I've seen plenty of this. Can we move on?"

[buffypython]

So it was acceptable to leave a girl in the woods? And her dad just let it happen?! Plus, he's the biggest wimp ever! Even when he said he'd speak up to his wife, he didn't, and he left his daughter in the woods!

I wish my house did that!

"Miracle-Grow worked to well."

"Not the contradicting kind." "Yes I am."

Burning Baba-Yaga alive was a little much!

"Later, in Tingly-Wingly-Pixie-Wixie Land."

"No leg kicks please."

Oh, crap! Ents!!

"Don't do that."

"His performance is so wooden."

[HouseOnSunset]

Meh... It's a common plot device in fairy tales to have an evil mother-in-law force her husband to leave his daughter/children in the woods.

[MagicalTrumpy]

Yeh I'm pretty sure that's what happened in hansel and gretel too (at least in some versions.) must have been tough times to be a kid....or a dad

[uruseiranma]

Well, those were simpler times. I don't think communities had programs in place to punish families for child endangerment.

Besides, I don't think children were held to such a high standard as today. We need to make sure all children are accounted for, otherwise there'll be noone to buy things or pay for services to support the elderly.

[doodstormer]

@HouseOnSunset What I always wonder is why the dad even marries the evil ugly witch stepmother who hates his kids.

[zbradley1990]

Fan riff: Ivan:"NASTIA"

Zbradley1990: "LUKIN"

[chusidhe]

jack abscess! hee hee!

[HouseOnSunset]

"Hunchbacked Fairy?" Who the hell wrote the dubbing?!?! This is the freaking BABA YAGA!!!

[UltimateThanos]

I know! It's not like Baba Yaga is copyrighted or anything. What exactly were thay thinking?

[HouseOnSunset]

Yep. I love and adore MST3K with every fiber of my being, but when I heard they spoofed one of my favorite childhood classics, I was deeply offended. Of course, seeing now that this is a butchered American dub, I realise it's totally justified. "Hunchbacked Fairy" Jeez, the American distributor raped this movie!

Besides, this should never have got a US release. All of the whimsical stuff is purely Russian, no amount of scrambling and re-dubbing can disguise that. End or rant.

[Lank006]

"And it's the first time I've sat on a shovel."

Mike: The flat part, anyway.