Morning Rescue: Japanese Commercial/Ad

[barret1able]

epic :D

[jgm788]

Moaning LessQ!

[Hawaiian1752]

友だちが映ってるので嬉しいです！

[jesse2282]

This was my ringtone for the longest time.

[BrendonSmall456]

When my university anime club showed Madoka, I actually thought this was part of the show

[Phalanxification]

I just got done watching End of Evangelion.

...

(Soylent Green joke.)

[azurefishie]

Mawning lescue, so amazing, even the bottle is tasty.

[SuperSpanishChicken]

MOOOORNING LESCUE

[Cartoonothing]

Marning Lescue

[imtheone555]

full song?

[AtarahDerek]

I tried not to hear "Lescue," I really did. But I just couldn't help it.

[Happycat287]

Moaning Leascue~

[BatzorigVox]

MAMI LESCUE!

[Funnierthan24]

@BatzorigVox It's too late for that now.

[TheoVeritas]

MOHNING LES-Q

[MrRetlav]

Molning Lescue!!! My favoulite!!!

[HaseoDG]

MURNING WESKYU!!!

[captainjobo]

MOANING LESQ

mami ;_;

[brb1006]

Morning Kyubey

[ikillstupidcomments]

MORNING MADOKA!

[ftghb]

after about....oh, 10 interruptions during madoka, I've come to notice certain things about this commercial, like how insanely shaped those guys'(?) eyebrows are...and that they even dyed the color of his eyebrow hair...or how im pretty sure at 0:13 one of the guys is wearing lipstick...

[Shoji91]

Morning Lescue!!

[Kotletlol]

@yin324 wal sie.

[OutoftheblueNinja]

@yin324 Weaboo alert!

[masaaki221]

And this is a pretty normal japanese commercial...

[LemonatoR32]

I can't wake up in the morning without watching this.

[H4PPYPSYCHO]

This furthers the stereotype that asians replace R's with L's. Morning Lescue!

[Needless957]

@H4PPYPSYCHO Hahaha yea the japanese don't use the L pronunciation at all anything with l is an R. So this guys english obviously isn't good sow hen he was sing he probably thought to use the L just because its in english pretty funny.

[Telomeresis]

Episode 12:

*Moments before the puella magi turns into a witch*

MORNING RESCUEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[strike667]

@Telomeresis THANK YOU, I NOW HAVE ONE MORE REASON TO NOT WATCH THIS

[privateabstract]

lescue.co.uk

[peppercarnage]

i still cried harder at the end of sailor moon

[xFlazhback]

"MORNING LESCUE!"

[Happycat287]

Moaning Lescue

[edfreak9001]

What.

[Battleoner]

being merning lescue is suffering

[miacatchan]

Morning lescuuuue~

[BubblegumGuru]

I wish they still sold it on J-list. Can't find anywhere to import it now. :C

[The1AndOnlyMike]

I love how they spoke Engrish for this advert.

While watching Madoka, it made me smile inside.

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

daily dose

[dolceclavier]

MOANING LELOUCH CUE! (Lelouch moans)

[wingsofhope2]

MORNING LESCUE GAIS

[ShinyZandera]

MAAAWWNING LESCUE

[Raine20oo]

"MOORNING LESCUE!!!! MORNIIIIIING LECUE!!!!"

lol

[COZYTW]

*tragic Madoka scene*

Kino, Hashagisumita Minnasan~! Rescue, KAISHI!

MORNING RESCUE~! *electric guitar strums 2 times*

MORRRRRRNING RESCUE~ MORNING RESCUE~!

*headnod in approval*)

ಠ_ಠ Wtf anticlimatic commercial

[M30W3R]

I want a doujin where the Morning Rescue crew is actually a special group of Puellae Magi who battle witches in the morning rather than the night and descend upon the heaven when situations require them to.

[supleted]

@M30W3R That's the normal-est thing I've heard about Japan this week.

[tkunnnn]

@M30W3R you can make it. it can be the first step to become a doujin writer.

[M30W3R]

@tkunnnn All I need to do now is to find an incubator, renounce on my sexual gender and freedom, request for the ability to create anything I ever want in any media output, neutralize a couple of agonizing girls turned into witches and we're all set!

[FemaleGallade]

@M30W3R I would totally buy that.

[dinojack9000]

MOE WILL LEST YOU... wait a minute...

[TheShadowpie]

MONIN LESCUE

[RobotsForMusic]

MOLNIG LESCUE

[weedmanx2]

THIS IS THE ONLYING FUCKING THING THAT KEPT ME FROM KILLING MY SELF WHILE WATCHING MADOKA THANK YOU

[ObiriSakura]

MOANIN LESKU

[axelskull]

MOANING LESCUE

[Jebact]

Bwana XD

[CharlesOberonn]

Morning Lescue didn't save Sayaka from killing herself. *spoiler*

[MasakiHikaru]

Madoka..

[Ramiel4]

Honestly, by this point I'd pay money to see if Morning Rescue is any good!

[a0001521]

i wish our school is like that

[SakoresDark]

You can have all the morning rescue you want if you are willing to make a contract 83

[MakiRevolution]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who came here because of Madoka.

[ErinPrimette]

If only they would include a U.S. version...

[cookiesgood1]

@ErinPrimette LOL U.S ver.

Some guy in a orange suit gives some other dude Morning Rescue. Exciting.

[Scorpionschool]

Morning rescue..BEST COMIC RELIEF EVER ;__;

[zeldafan1997]

...And none of those people are concerned about the sudden men in orange jumpsuits handing them a drink.

Logic doesn't work well in commercials.

[gerardz101]

That guy died during the Tohoku earthquake earlier this year.

[SammEater]

Ah damn the episodes I watched didn't have this ad. :P

[godzillaboy1993v2]

I'm thirsting for something orange now...

*a man in a orange jumpsuit, rappels down from my ceiling singing "Mawning Leskyu!" hands me a bottle and rappels back up into the heavens*

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

@PikaHugs

T___T I know !!!

[GenocidalEdge]

@PikaHugs Crying over Madoka? Seriously?

That show isn't even supposed to be sad.

[PikaHugs]

@GenocidalEdge Um, maybe it's just me but watching your best friend die over and over while realizing you have no hope of saving them is pretty dang sad ^^;....

[GenocidalEdge]

@PikaHugs Not trying to act insensitive or anything, but the way it presented itself, I wasn't very attached to the characters. Maybe it's because I watched it when it aired.

Even so, all she does is go back in time and they're back again, it's not like they're gone for good. Even at the end, they lost their memory of Madoka so no one cared about her and no one was sad. It's just like Serial Experiments Lain. Nothing new here.

[PikaHugs]

@GenocidalEdge Ah okay, it's good to know you have a valid opinion instead of just trying to diss me. And I guess it just depends on your perspective. To me the fact no one remembered her, not even her parents just made me even more upset. But I'm a crybaby haha XP

[GenocidalEdge]

@PikaHugs I wouldn't say I'm a crybaby like you are, but I'm am easily saddened or depressed. Now with that being said, let's compare the level of tears a show brings.

Madoka - Little to none

Clannad - Sad Tears

Welcome to the NHK - Manly Tears

Saikano - Bitch tears, you will cry, like a bitch, and you will want your mommy.

[Kueller917J]

@GenocidalEdge

"NHK - Manly Tears"

Fuck yeah.

[nujnik278]

The only cure for despair

[a0001521]

screw red bull, this is all we need

[battousai9439]

MOANING LES-Q

[darknight741]

MAAAAWNING LESKEW 

[gurglelord]

MAWNING LESCYU!

[SanityManipulation]

That face at :10 shall become a future display picture on a currently undecided profile

[MrMasterJD]

BrainscratchComms sent me here

[bigbagron]

i haven't watched Puella Magi Madoka Magica. can someone explain to me how this video is relevant?

[AkaneDelite]

@bigbagron PMMM is a shoujo anime that gets more and more of a dark vibe with each episode. The one who does the fansubs for this adds this AD into the anime. You can only imagine how lulzy and out of place it feels when this cheery AD comes into a dark anime out of nowhere like that.

[bigbagron]

@AkaneDelite Heh, OK

[anerysium]

@bigbagron

There was one fan sub group that when they subbed Madoka, they included this commercial. Seeing it once or twice is OK but seeing almost every episode is crazy. XP

[TeamRocketReviews]

Morning rescue made Mikuru cried. I say this not because I like anime, but because I love to hate it.

[ballebanan]

I want to be leskewed too

[AlmightySphroth]

Yeah! Screw Red Bull & 5-Hour Energy!

[Camoool]

I have a theory that the morning rescue ad takes place at the company Madoka's mum works at.

[BrendonSmall456]

I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw Madoka, I thought this was part of the show as some crazy artistic statement

[YoshidoriAnimation]

MOANING LEZQUE!!!

[Anonie324]

MOANING LESKUE!

[Foxx1981]

MOANING LESQUE!

MOAAAANING LESQUUUUUE

[alupihan]

unfortunately, they failed to 'rescue' madoka and her friends.

[Soooooooooooonicable]

Me: NO MADOKA!! DON'T AGREE TO THE CONTRACT NoOo!!

*cuts to MOORNINNNGG RESCUUUE*

Me: .______. wat

[JesseZinVT]

MORNING LESCUE! ABSORUTELY DERICIOUS

[opliik]

Who's Lesque?

[Syger]

No MORNING LESQUE is suffering. 

[Comeback64]

Morning Lescue? The one time you get to use your R's and you blow it. :<

[SergioSource]

Moning Lesukyu rofl

[zmichwr]

press 8 for drinking problem

[Neko3Noskire]

i think moaning les-q is going to be really popular. i downloaded some subs and the subbers didn't even bother cutting these out and my friend was like "wtf did i just watch"

[bombyethan1000]

press 3 for MORNING LESCUE

[sephirotmarluxia]

best ad ever

[SpiffyxSugarMuffin]

MAWNING LESCUUUUEEEE.

[jdbye]

What is this I don't even

[RichardOnADragon]

Madoka finale: Everyone hugs and turns into LCL/MAWNING LESCUE.

Gendo: Gendo Pose* Just as planned

Therefore: Kyubey is either part of SEELE, or is working for Gendo. That magnificent bastard...

[DarkAvatar1313]

also press 3 repeatedly 

[DarkAvatar1313]

I've had this, it basically tastes like orange Gatorade

[reminiscor]

I need sum of dis wonderful stuff

[cookiesgood1]

@reminiscor ikr, and sing the song MAWNING LESCUE.

[thehappyschoolgirl]

This made my morning.

[TALIFAGakaYotsuba]

@thehappyschoolgirl you could say that it... LESCUED it....

[Kerberoz01]

they should have left these in for the bluray

[werebee]

I actually typed Moaning Lescue in the search bar, and this is the first video that came up.

[mexicansonic2]

*insert madoka magica reference to this commercial of moaning lescue here*

[Mhendeb]

Madoka Magica brought me here.

MORNING RISKUUU

[thepsion5]

*crushingly depressing scene from Puella Magi Madoka Magica*

MORNING LESCUE

*more heart-wrenching grief scenes*

[BeardedFrog7]

MOANING LESQ

[PopTartNeko]

Monning lescue

[NightfallGemini]

MAUUUUNING RESCRUE

if they brought this to America, I would buy it. 'erry day.

[LordBrony]

ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　Ｍorning Ｒescue？

[ashleyjaneli]

Haha, love this commercial. Always played while I was watching Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Usually I would skip those ads, but this one: no way.

[Bondolon]

@ashleyjaneli Wow what is that I have never heard of that thing which you are talking about is this commercial somehow related to the thing which you are talking about please let me know

[aliastheabnormal]

@Bondolon Dude! You watched Madoka and don't know about Morning rescue? Apparently it was a commercial shown originally in ep 2 to 4 Basically when Mami dies and its ugly aftermath. And apparently its sheer siliness contrasted Madoka's depressing themes and the fact that the subbers put the Morning rescue commercial in all of the episodes, made Morning Rescue into part of the Madoka legacy. Remember deny the obvious uphold the inane.

[259]

@aliastheabnormal I didn't know about it at all until now because I watched Madoka with Chihiro's fansub.

You were probably one of those people who watched gg's fansub, which was the only group to have kept in the particular commercial in their releases.

[aliastheabnormal]

@259 I thought only gg subbed the series.

[259]

@aliastheabnormal No, plenty of groups have subbed it. Go check out NyaaTorrents and look for Madoka releases.

[TheLevoyboy]

I can see it now, Mami after the car crash that nearly killed her in the wreckage of the car with Kyubei standing over her telling her to make a wish or she will die. She gathers her strength and whispers "Mawning Leskyu", as she is transformed into a magical girl a man comes repelling from the sky to hand her her orange flavored drink.

[iCheesey]

MOANING LESQUE is what I got out of that.

[RecycleDucks]

As much as I dislike the 'press # for x' comments, I cannot help but vigorously tap 3 on this one at fairly regular intervals.

[zigzagzom]

Maaaaawning leskyu!!!!

[WGSen]

MAWNEEN LESKYEW

[rikachanxxx]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

[LastoftheGeeks]

MOANING LES CUE.

[ApocaIipto]

0:04 MAWNING LESCUE

[90bluestars]

dam, i would kill that some mowaning wescue...

[AngelofMusic101]

MOWNING LESCUE!

[mysticadena]

And Madoka said, “Let there be Morning Rescue,” and there was Morning Rescue. Madoka saw that Morning Rescue was good, and? She separated the Morning Rescue from the Red Bull.

-Genesis 1:3

[Aerodeth]

@mysticadena

And then Madoka said to the Archangels in orange, "How doest thou rappel down from the Great Above whenst there be a ceiling over a high?" To which they replied, "Shuteth thine aching tongue ye miserable wench and drinketh thy fucking juice."

-Mega Drive 1:4

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Aerodeth In Japanese ^_~

[Aerodeth]

@chelseafcrocks82

En den Mawduka sad to da Arukangerus in orangu, "Har da tha rappar dawn furum da Gurat Abu wheres da be a ceiring o-er high?" To which dey repried, "Shutta dine awking tung maseraber winch en durinky die fooking jews, desu."

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Aerodeth Well done, I didn't think you would actually do it, but congratulations, + 1 Internet Cookiez for you :D

[Aerodeth]

@chelseafcrocks82

YAY! FREE COOKIE!

...only 699 more to go until I can finally build that Death Ray I always wanted!!!

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Aerodeth Soshite Madoka-sama ga kono Arch na tenshi ga ita: "Itai dou kimi tachi wa kono rakuen kara rappel down? Datte, ceiling ga imasu!" Soshite aitsu tachi ga replied: "Urusaii kono itai na tongue kono samishii ojou-san to kono f*cking juusu o nonde."

-Sugoi Drive Ichi:Shi

...

I am enough of an anime nerd to actually know that ;_;

[Aerodeth]

@chelseafcrocks82

Sweet! My quote is so hardcore, it's being translated into different languages... now where's the Spanish?!

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Aerodeth Erm...Madoka...senioritta...um­...uh...sombrero...

Ok, I give up. ;_;

[Aerodeth]

@chelseafcrocks82

Ugh... pinche cabron. Ques esta la mierda?!

[chelseafcrocks82]

@Aerodeth Well there's no need for THAT sort of language :D

[Aerodeth]

@Aerodeth

LIFE LESSON #665:

0:11

It's kinda hard to drink from the bottle without taking off the damn cap first!

[cookiesgood1]

@Aerodeth Anything is possible with Morning Rescue!

[M30W3R]

@Aerodeth it's fucking morning rescue team

you don't tell them what they can or cannot drink

[AHerosLegacy]

@Aerodeth Keep the cap on! It tastes like pee!

[Aerodeth]

@AHerosLegacy

Dude. These people would eat their own shit. SERIOUSLY:

/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g

[BerylliumUupa]

@Aerodeth Japanese bottles are white unter the cap - the more you know!

[Aerodeth]

@BerylliumUupa

Dude, I can still see the little bottom ring which is still connected to the cap.

[LaRiviera]

@mysticadena Objection! Why do you have the top comment? I invented that quote and had already posted it here 4 months ago. However, thanks to a funny coincidence, you copied and pasted that quote without even knowing it was already here. That's because I wrote it on two different videos at the same time. This video, and one on gogoanime dotcom, madoka magica episode 12, comment #141. The one I wrote on GGA had a ? typo, which you replicated here. While my original post on this video does not.

[Seraphim98989]

@LaRiviera U mad?

[Seraphim98989]

@LaRiviera U mad?

[Gatchapen]

@LaRiviera it can't be helped

[animemental1]

I made a contract with Kyubey for a bottle of this? D=

[TheBlindBandit12]

If there's something like that in my school, I'd go to school everyday.

[clowcard79]

MORNING LESCUE?...ANTI-ENGRISH...?