Let's Play - Silent Hill 2 - 011 - Maria

[jctman1]

Have you done a playthrought of every silent hill?

[PrincesTomboy]

"My name... is Maria." Must resist unfunny Shadow the hedgehog jokes...

[Raiyne070]

I bet Maria is already used to "exploring the streets". ;) Well...street corners.

Someone had to say it.

[TheMightyFuChan]

Wow Maria is slutty

[Roughneck152]

One thing I always wondered about Maria, is that a dog collar around her neck?

[Niobesnuppa]

Wow, Maria is tacky.

[Satisfraction]

@Niobesnuppa

I was about to say the same thing...

[626WestSideBlue]

lol low mf

[TommyAK13]

Maria could be a good addition to your group. Is she a tank, a healer, or DPS?

[TommyAK13]

How is Maria comfortable enough to be slutting around when there's monsters everywhere?

[wazzup039]

hey PH,

sup bro?

i met a slut XD

*high five*

[AshdensSweetheart]

5:40 "If I hit you, bad things are gonna happen." Oh, you mean like maybe she'll get possessed, talk gibberish, emit an unholy aura, and eventually walk into an over-the-top death trap?

...Oh, wait, wrong Silent Hill...

[aandrewwggilchristt]

these characters are very unfit cuz they ran for not very long and were breathing heavily

[Raiyne070]

@aandrewwggilchristt Haha! That's exactly what I was thinking, and it seems that Maria is even worse than James with that. About 5 feet and she breathes heavily, I'm sure she couldn't be THAT weak, geeze.

[EmpressAeris]

Yes! Her name is Mary!

Maria is Spanish for Mary. Just like MY name, "Marie," is French for Mary. Silent Hill gave you Mary, James. This girl just has a new haircut, a little bit of red dye on the ends and a brand new outfit. Its still you're wife!

[UsagiYukichu]

her having the same name as me amkes me feel slutty...

[TotalWar01]

"I wonder if that hotel with the view of the lake is still there...?" "The Lakeview Hotel?" LOL!!! Epic fail James!

[SirZidane]

it's funny how utterly stupid all these survival horror protagonists are

so you're in this god forsaken shithole of a ton, filled with zombies and walking manikins. you run into some horrendously creepy woman, who asks you to take her along and you're like "sure, why not?"

of course, if I went into that town and saw my first zombie devouring some other human, I'd run away like my ass was on fire and come back with .... you know... help... like... military, but that's just me

[EpicGeneralJoe]

@caman5 Silent Hill 1 had worse voice-acting.

[ItsStephyyBabyy]

hey @agentjr what happens if you hit maria?? you always try and hit someone thats why im asking lol =]

[agentjr]

@ItsStephyyBabyy She dies if you hit her.

[ItsStephyyBabyy]

@agentjr for real?!? thats so funny! and totally does not make sense. lol when a monster hits her she doesnt die 0_O lol funny world we live in

[mysticwolf2314]

@agentjr

Really? I smacked her around a couple of times with the steel pipe to make sure I didn't get the Maria ending and she didn't die.

[SasukesSexKitten]

"I'll push you off the edge!"

LOL!! Marry me?

[itssosarahh]

i like maria for some reason. a lot.

[bladerunner2742]

@9100040000 silent hill is in West Virginia, according to the movie, and theres an actual place called silent hill in West Virginia, im from WV so . . . yeah

[DJESR7]

@bladerunner2742 you know how i know your full of shit, because the movie town of Silent Hill is based off of the town named Centralia in Penn, hence the Underground Fire, and the fumes causing the Citizens to move out of it. Besides there is no town named Silent Hill in WV my girlfriend is from there.

[VampiressFira]

@DJESR7 I'm from WV, there is certainly no Silent Hill here. The thing is though, it's based from Centrailia, Pennsylvania, but they put it in West Virginia to make it more interesting I guess. But then again, as we may not have a Silent Hill here, we certainly do get the fog. It's fuckin' scary man. Happens all the time in my college town.

btw, Maria is a total whore, just wanted to throw that out there. kthx. :3

[mylenevswitch]

1:18 That's not Mary, that's a stupid chick like in american pie !!!!! è_é

[seimouralrom]

5:11 LoL?

[runicrules]

Watching this at about 11:30 pm in a dark room right before bed..... bad idea.

[Zarnirox]

67 in a lake?!? What was the disease, drowning?

[caman5]

Looks like a fantastic game, aside from the downright terrible, choppy voice acting.

[dfdgfdgf0000]

By the way can somebody explain me how the 4 legs creatures can complain when you beat them since the don't have a mouth ? this question doesn't allow me to sleep !

[dfdgfdgf0000]

I realy love your videos.

[Firemoon454]

Maria's funny:3

[mustachio31]

They need more monsters in this game

[HannahHasHabits]

4:44 "You have low MF. Can't be in my party."

o.o What's 'MF'?

[brahmann44]

@HannahHasHabits If I dont remember wrong MF stands for Magic Find, a stat you can have on your items in Diablo 2.(The more MF you got the higher chance you got to find good items)

[HannahHasHabits]

@brahmann44

Alright, that makes more sense. Thanks!

[Anusdhka]

Maria: "is this your only special place?"

James: "No, the bed where we had sex too"

[MHZNOMISS]

push her off the edge

jajaja i thought the same

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

2:50 That's what she said.......

[PureSniperWolf]

...got a whole new meaning for "tapping that ass". xD thanks agentjr!

[NaiWhitetail]

her mouth looks a little akwardly wide, as if it takes up too much of her mouth...maybe that's just me.

[angel23mew]

I don't think that the monsters in Silent Hill 2 are that scary except for PH!

[Deina990]

I just noticed that the mannequins have shoes O__O

[AnOverdoseofZac]

James should have been like "you didn't seem that concerned about the monsters when you were flirting with me" that would have been awsome.

[KarCeyProduction]

Maria looks like Cybil....

or im obsessed with Cybil.....

[egdeltur666]

@KarCeyProduction Maria looks like Cameron Diaz.

[blackghostflames]

thats awsome....maria is bent over, james is checkin out her ass and says mary lol.

[WolfnTamer1]

3:37 She has a tattoo on her stomach......IT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTERFLY???!!

WHAT IS UP WITH BUTTERFLYS IN THIS TOWN??! on less it has to do with kaufman or aleesa......

[JasonLGrey]

@WolfnTamer1 Butterflies in the Japanese culture mean rebirth. Moths, on the other hand, mean death. And yeah, it is a butterfly tattoo, implying who she is.

[egdeltur666]

@JasonLGrey So what does that say about Mothra?

[JasonLGrey]

@egdeltur666 ... Got me there. xD

[KyleAziz]

Maria wants it baaaaad man!

[chickennuggetmobile]

"The Hotel on the lake..."

"The Lakeview Hotel?"

...Isn't that kinda obvious Maria?

[p0pekiller]

i love how you cant jump in this game, damn it would make everything easier, like jumping over the wall in the last episode

[madmantom8]

shes got a key soon

[PrikoChan]

Well, there's another special place but I have to go through a hospital, hoards of monsters, jump into a bunch of holes and go miles under ground to get there.

Or you could just walk there. Don't you just love the logic of silent hill, James?

[accblackfire]

'special place'=Hotel room

LOL 

[xiahouduh]

That's a bealtiful park whit "ALMOST" no monsters on there...

[AerithGainsborough7]

"Is this your only 'special place'?" What does THAT mean, MARIA!? Do I smell sexual innuendos? Lol. Jk.

[LazarothXD]

His hot dog obscured what he was touching? Goshdarnit that hooker be tripping

[ClankClaw]

everyone in silent hill is weird as FUCK lol

[shtfckdatho]

it still sounds like you're actually in the game interrupting james and maria. heh.

[AnotherMistakeToYou]

james...why do you run like an annoying little schoolgirl....why.

[Bojanglelang]

I loled at the MF comment, the memories of D2. Ive been watching these backwards from silent hill 4-silent hill 2 and eventually to the first.

[Shenorai]

"Have you seen a little girl?"

Heh...

[lonelysith66]

Yeah, doesn't have the same magic.

[Lucardsan]

Tap that as...manequin I mean.

[Originalcr741]

Maria is unhealthy did you here how out of breath she was

[mmmawk]

I'd like to know what brand these health drinks are, with the nutrients that instantly close wounds. Probably taste terrible, though.

[xTailsPrower]

works like a miracle, tastes like robitussin

[Djinnfest]

@xTailsPrower just like how an HP potion heals you completely, but has an overwhelmingly bitter cherry taste :o :''(

[tobiswife]

"you were just gonna leave me?"

me:yes!

[bickflick]

By "now sleep under the sea" i think means there where on a ship and sank.

[DarkCamala]

Now its an "escort" mission. Indeed. :D

[sweetpie8]

what is a health drink doing in the middle of a street?

[agentjr]

Waiting to be picked up by me! :3

[sweetpie8]

lol of course!

[iluvbleach10]

did anyone else notice at 5:13 thwe monster thing just glitches itself into the fountain...

[killermonk627]

she likes to flirt but she is hot

[haylkat1]

"Have you seen a little girl?"

XD

Aha...Gets me every time...(one word?)

[Jkapricorn]

Eileen Galvin ( from silent hill 4) can kick ass way better than Maria

[Adde9222]

The music when you meet Maria is like something that would be in a porno.

[Xxxfire45xxX]

Love your let's plays, man.

[Sp0recreat0r]

I love how James doesn't question why there are people in a demon infested town

[spyrome876]

0:50 isnt that POyramid heads bit knife on the floor?

[agentjr]

No, it's a stair.

[spyrome876]

ok lol it really looks like it though lol but ur awesome at making these vids man great work 5/5!

[tobiswife]

okay the little girl is a brat and maria is a slut thats all i have to say

[ArchetypeZero]

Bwahaha, i like the MF (Magic Find - Diablo II) reference. Silent Hill needs to have a hidden cow level. :P

[superbad42]

demon pyramid head cows??? i dont know if can comprehend how evil that would be...

[tobiswife]

evil cheese burgers XD

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

YES EVIL CHEEZBUGER!

[tobiswife]

BEGONE FOUL BREAST! NOM NOM NOM!!!*eats cheezburger*

[Demonequeen]

Lol, my cousin was playing this and when you he did another accompany bit with her, he accidentally shot her point blank with the shotgun. It ended the game instantly.

[MsBioHazardous]

3:40 "Push her off the edge!" Hahaha XD

[spikedwallman]

2:33 james is shirtless! possibly naked.

[agentjr]

I think that was him remembering Mary.

[spikedwallman]

it was from the hotel flashback.

[PrincessHeart193]

I only just noticed but James run is really disturbing for a PS2 game... I mean he looks like a chicken - even Harry didn't run that badly!!

[darkbluemars]

maria looks like eileen

a while ago, james offered angela accompaniment but when it comes to maria he don't want to.

and doesn't james loe his wife? he even doesn't remember they have 2 special places.

[ScissorSlinger]

Maria resembles Cameron Diaz. That's in the top five Most Unsettling Things, so far.

[PrincessHeart193]

lol I think someone told me she was modelled after her voice actress... but I don't know who it is so I'm not sure if it's true... but maybe they were just trying to make it obvious who they wanted in the second movie :P

[Jkapricorn]

she looks like cristina agularia

[t3hgelar]

maria was actually based off her, it states that on the silent hill wikia. =D

[ccrstarpanda]

yeah she's a hooker

[Shenorai]

At least i SH4, they made Cynthia carry a weapon and fight too. Friggin' Maria...

[katsuieshibatafan]

agentjr what does MF stand for?

[agentjr]

Magic Find, it's an invisible stat in Diablo II.

[katsuieshibatafan]

k thanks man i was getting confused :D

[Shintaka9009]

Played this game too many times. When you read the plaque about the people who died from illness and were buried in the lake, I whispered "In Water..." in an eerie voice.

>___>

[augustgirl515]

Great we have obtained: "One park prostitute!" Just what I always wanted. If you're going to be whore you have to at least be able to kill monsters! (grumbles) Maybe we can just give her to Pyramid Head. He'll have fun with her.......that sounds more wrong than I intended it to be. :O

[MRxHAMBURGER]

hello agentjr. you are the most awsome LETS PLAYer on youtube. you are awsome...

copy and paste if you think agentjr is awsome

[agentjr]

No copy and paste comments, thanks.

[chains4evr]

not have you seen a little girl,, have you seen a big girl,, mary isnt a little girl

lol

[mmmawk]

he is so merrily high-stepping when he jogs with that club

I see it and the atmosphere is made a little brighter by the fact that he looks like a parade marshall.

[Manonthe3up]

1:59 was funny as hill

"Have you seen a little girl?"

[linkdragon0]

So does Pyramid head really do what I think he does...?

[Amejou]

I want Maria's choker.. and skirt..

[CoolGeekForever]

Same! I love her purply red outfit. I want her cardi too!

That park looks really nice!

Maria sounds different when she says "I don't look like any ghost, do I." than she does in the theme and I think it's because of the music.

[Delacroix3227]

is it me or does Maria look a lot like Kristen Dunst....at least I think that's who I'm thinking of.

[Jeanette1011]

Hey! I noticed a "theme" in each of the Silent Hills' music! For example, the first is "classical and mechanical" in a sense; whereas the second is smoother, modern, and could be considered "rock". In Theme of Laura, there is a hint of the first game's theme song. I'm impressed with myself with this finding...unless any of you have already found it...XP

[agentjr]

I cannot discern genres of music at all.

[scoob370]

lol

[edpeterson1]

that would've been funny if you got the dog ending. Anyway enjoy having Maria in your part she's so annoying.

[agentjr]

Can't get the dog ending on the first run through.

[Ch0coDK]

In my opinion Eileen in SH4 takes the cake for being annoying. Although she is trained in combat you got to wait for her to come to the door or else when you leave rooms she won't be there. And if you leave her with a weapon equipped she will try to hit a certain invicible enemy forever.

Atleast Maria teleports and you don't have to look after her (unless you want the Maria ending).

[Murkglow]

"You have low MF."

Priceless... XD