Hard Ticket to Hawaii trailer

[WORLDWIDEPRANKS]

if you were 13-14 in the mid 90s and had showtime (Saturday nights )on cable this was our Porn!!!

[RetroTV3]

Quintessential Sidaris Film

[martt1]

This movie is epic, a must see.

[Branzo29]

Ron Moss YEAH!

[8krownedhustla]

MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL...I USE TO WATCH IT ON CINEMAX...

[tomix0011]

Have no mercy.. kill them all..

:D

[Blackboilingrobotoil]

My brother worked as a carpenter on this movie. It was mostly just a front for some coke operation. True story.

[DarkCaptain7]

what a joke! They do not know what else apart inconsistencies.

[twal1011]

0:39 LMAO

[dorsalwhistle]

this probably will be bigger than Avatar...wait it's from the 80s?!

[flygplanet]

This seem to be a fine candidate for the title "Best film evar"

[israfel33]

WFT? LOL! ahhahahhahahahah..Scene With Killerskaterdoll is AWESOME

[hallabalooza]

I saw it. The greatest part was the guy, who entered a house with a bazooka in his hands (after throwing away his Handgun of course).

Had some nice laughs though

[zerolv30000]

"Let's get that turkey"

[davidhomer1978]

I like it when they shoot a snake with a rocket launcher in this film, ah the 80s...

[pattyk77]

get some friends and beers and laugh your ass off.

[iced327]

4 of america's finest, yet one was tied up. oops.

[seasson]

The sexiest character in that trailer was the snake...

[internationalicon]

Wow, it looks almost as good as an episode of Magnum PI!

[onecoatzombie]

Fond memories of watching this on late-night TV in the early 90s. Hooray Andy Sidaris!

[Pfroobey]

0:51 Blowjob fail

[zeppelinesque]

Wait, you can THROW nun-chucks?

[filopaga]

It doesn't matter, it looks AWESOME! :D

[EON352]

0:39 LMAO! ROFL!

[Magnolia296]

This movie has too low rate on IMDb. We shouldn't take this movie seriously. Personally I enjoyed this film so much - very entertaining! I love Wolf Larson and Dona Speir

[tortaros]

ahaha

[Tcho713]

but u wouldnt want to die there... psssshhh kaBOOM!! LOLLL

[lefthooklacey]

yeah, actually, I can't think of a better place to die than Hawaii. I mean do you want to die somewhere shitty?

[Tcho713]

haha lol i was just quoting from the trailer dude

[lefthooklacey]

I know. I can't stop watching it, or the beach clip with the "throwers". Cinema gold.

[techtronicism]

dis be tha reallest shit out der nigga, gangastalicious

peas nigga

[gorrockman]

this makes GTA Vice City look real :D

[gorrockman]

lol so cheesy

[The096757]

1987 movie. seemed like it was made for 30-something women who liked miami vice and watched soap operas.

i liked the songs in it.

[up2in2]

actually, this movie has EVERYTHING in it.

[ReservationAtDorsia9]

holy shit ridge forrester

[BigEShellback86]

Book em Dan Oh!

[koniudziad]

must

see

[MaximSagan]

I was waiting so long for them to say "...and hard sex!"

[antiego1]

me too hehe

[MrGaryjoe]

tantalizing wetness....

[valerioventura]

omg I was talking to Ronn Moss and he mentioned this film. LOL this is GREAT.

[rdubtastic]

Thats one of the best trailers I've ever seen. That trailer shows every awesome part in that movie guaranteed. People just don't make movies this ridiculously cheesy anymore

[dogfoodfilms]

this is for the mulakai cops

[joeshmoisacoolguy]

i smell oscar!

[israfel33]

@joeshmoisacoolguy LOL! hahahahahhhahah

[chancethepants]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[Kaspergaling]

This movie deserves an Academy Award

[MODRFOKR]

I want the theme song!

[xOLDxCOWBOYx]

artful cinema is often more than the proletariat mind can appreciate. this remains a deficit even after years of attempted refinement. the nuances of this droll piece were received with elan among those with the capacity to appreciate it.

(it never occurred to me that charlie's angels could be this bad.)

[Barnstormer1969]

Well, at least the view of Hawaii's landscape looks goods.

[LeapingHippo]

0:39 ^^ omg

[epyonx1]

ATN ATN ATN

[DanielBorisSMaia]

1:11 - melhor ator do filme. Ja fez grandes atuações como as dos filmes da trilogia "Anaconda". Se garante pra caralho...

Eh, e para os que nao sabiam, ja existe "Anacanda 3". I-m-p-e-r-d-í-v-e-l.

[Thornfox]

You know you're in trouble when even the trailer can't make things look good.

[anna1rene]

this looks stellar what the hell are you talking about

[Acidecritics]

É o Faustão em 00:37 ?? haha

[L0rdream]

O que que o Jose Wilker ta fazendo aí? (1:14)

[EmersonTokyo]

eu veria esse filme. cheio de mulher gostosa.

[danielrsmodesto]

É como minha mãezinha sempre diz: "Nunca sai de casa sem sua bazuca!"

[mecetnoca]

esse filme já passou no cinema em casa do SBesTeira

[dalmirjunior]

sorria! você está no Kibeloco! rs!

[mistermajestyck]

holy shit I saw this movie when I was a kid on a Cable Movie Channel and didn't know what it was called, just that it was over the top.

This is the Movie Snakes on a Plane was trying to be. late 80's exploitation at it's finest. a Grindhouse film that was after it's time.

[RetroVGamer]

Why didn't MST3K ever do this movie?

[RetroVGamer]

I think that scene at :58 was taken outta context. He was ordering Metallica's Kill'em All album over the phone.

[pattyk77]

My friend bought the films of andy sidaris, this was one of them, we drank and laughed are asses off. Lots of breast shots, Malibu Express was all nudity but not as funny as Hard Ticket. He got three movies for $10. Spike aired one at 3 in the morning one time.

[unclebanana82]

Is that george costanza at 1:14??

[SickDream]

i can't rememebr how many times i spanked the monkey to the sex scenes in this movies

:D

[m3eesh]

looooooooooooooooooooool wow me too

[wcstflyer]

"Mayday-Mayday Honolulu Tower, November Niner-Niner Seven Eight Six!!" The best part of those movies was that Cessna 172 with the Molokai Air Cargo decals on the side.

[ToniKoo]

That snake is really scary, guys

[poofcloudprincess]

@ToniKoo your right, I was spooked too :o

[mdonfield]

One of the first of his explo films I saw. RIP Andy.

[aujrly]

this movie was the funniest shit i had ever seen

[Huggermussus]

Was that Barry Pepper saying "Agents are everywhere."? He must be older than he looks, hehe.

[KamehamehaVI]

How old is this trailer? It must have been before he got the Bold and the Beautiful.