Oliver The Chimp Part 3 of 6

[DanBr0wn77]

Oliver's definately got human in him......when he's not sat at the piano!

[overlundd]

George Costanza??

[KeybladeMaster33]

It's really not okay to mess with human life. And just because you can do something or think you can do something, does not mean you should do so or attempt to do so. Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.

[JeezyBol]

I saw Oliver in the Bronx.

[joshanator1]

wtf does playing the piano have anything to do with a monkey?

[Popanator2010]

They hybrid human-monkey thing is out there. Ever hear of niggers?!

[TheManGuyDude]

@Popanator2010 Yea.. and?

[ChuckTeStA97]

@Popanator2010 You racist bastard!

[Akaryusan]

he looks human alright shame he looks like a serial killer

[youknowimright1]

There is only one alternative of an experiment to determine whether such a hybrid can exist. Science must carry on regardless of morals, ethics or public and political opinion, they must at least attempt such an obvious experiment and answer the question at least of whether a hybrid of human and chimpanzee can exist and would it be fertile?

[TRYCLOPS1]

@youknowimright1 Man I agree with you but... there's a BIG BUT here... If the "baby" is born... how are we going to deal with "it". Is it going to be considered "human"? Will "it" have human-like intelligence? So many questions, and the world media will be watching closely. Religious people will freak out and will try to kill the scientists and say that they are the devil or that the creature is a demon etc. Are scientists ready to deal with that and also to raise the humanzee in a humane way..

[montaguejoe]

i'm a believer

[Dwojy18]

scary....

[MightyMouse350]

was that biotech "expert" referring to a chimp as a monkey? dolt.

[thisisobviously]

6:40....he looks like Voldemort....

[alex101xl]

o.o

[Zzaztur]

Oliver (born circa 1958) is a Common Chimpanzee and a former performing ape once promoted as a missing link or "Humanzee" due to his unusually human-like face and a tendency to walk upright. Despite his somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, scientists determined in the 1990s that Oliver is not a human-chimpanzee hybrid.

[ridingisasport]

@Zzaztur Bravo!

[tiredy6]

Voldermort at the end!

[MamoDad]

Well, personally when I'm fucking a chimp I always use a rubber.

[muaythai193]

Joe Rogan!

[viclle]

if there already is a upright walking chimp than why is the idea of bigfoot so crazy?

[DSDMovies]

@viclle Because there is literally no evidence for bigfoot at all.

[ennou81]

no body see who fuckt this chimp?

if you look good at the face of that cimp

you can cleary see it was the father of bush

[KarstenOkk]

cant they try it? i mean, it sounds sick, but if you dont try you wont succeed anyway...

[smellysheets11]

I HEARD BIGFOOT WAS A CROSS BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A GORRILA

[XTRY4NTX]

@smellysheets11 i feel sorry for whoever did that tbh

[chrno6]

Oliver looks kinda like joker.

[BlissfullAwareness]

Humanzee... buying them... slavery?

[Wakipenda]

i'm a humazee... i like bananas

[meghamillie]

purchasing everything, even something half-human...humans are always so arrogant.

[AwesomexFour]

lol the hybrid looks like ET

[PolarisGaming]

@AwesomexFour or michael jackson

[UnoQueLlegaYDice]

This only makes me think worse of the human species and the so-called science. And why the hell is that scientist guy talking with his head pointing to the right while looking at the camera to his left?

[maksenDK]

Can i play my piano while you interview me? fucking wanker..

[mrmRnicebarstard]

@maksenDK  lol

[GFermin91]

@maksenDK People are more comfortable in familiar settings and doing things they are familiar with helps them forget that they are on camara. It is a tactic that is also often used by psychologists. More often than not it is the case that the producer will have the person being interviewed do something that they do in their day to day life to get a worthwhile interview (void of "umms" and awkward pauses) It is a relaxation tactic. Not everyone is comfortable speaking to a camara, so this helps.

[cleanhomer]

This reminds me of "The Fly", where Geena Davis had that dream of giving birth to a larvae!

[Randomintrestingfact]

dont watch this pass midnight its scary as fuk



[Gonohamaruk]

@Randomintrestingfact im doing that right now

[jpmetroidkiller96]

dave chapelle probably did this

[utimo1122]

well the reason why aid got started was because some of the africans had sex with the chimps

[1000mishi]

@utimo1122

What a dumbell.

[BlackZepellin]

@utimo1122 Don't be so gullible....It has to do with chimpanzees, but it's related to vaccines, not human/monkey sex. Think about, do you think that somebody that is so messed up that likes having sex with chimps will want to have sex with human women?

[twadorno666]

for any hardcore kids that stumble on this video, i have two words for you:

Jacob Bannon.

[FANTOMTRON]

i dare someone to mix shaq dna with a girilla

[bigkingsha]

"Get that camera out my face before i head but you!" 2:50

Martin Scorsese @ 6:51

LOL

[sevendarkdays]

Let's go get a monkey and find out!

[KillerRadar]

he looks like shit if you ask me

[omgwowface]

is he a big foot? what the fuck look at its little feet obviously fucking not.

[bronco3250]

Human beings are truly a plague to this world. Really and truly a bunch of Frankensteins. Oh, and BTW everyone always thinks Frankenstein was the monster. Frankenstein is the Doctor.

[mysmexyshirt]

@bronco3250 lol, hes still Frankenstein's monster, so people just call it that

[conbhui]

A monkey with five asses

[NYtassu]

There is a mutated chimp somewhere on earth that is 99% similar to human in genetic makeup. If someone could catch it and form an experiment, a new creature will be born.

[ArwenPendragon]

Fuck all this speculation. Scientists just need to look at Khloe Kardashian to see that this hybrid already exists.

[invisiblebunny1]

it could that a baby girl was raise by the chimps and she died in child birth we have all heard about chimps raising human baby that they have found

[macroevolve]

@invisiblebunny1 Lol, what? I have never heard of any chimps raising human babies...you say that so casually like me saying "we all know you are full of shit"

[JaminTH01]

2:53 - 2:58  FUCKING AWSUM

[NewZealfighter]

according to myth and ledgand we humans were genetically altered our genes from monkies or apes would is really not so hard to believe after watching this video and concidering the cloning of sheep and frogs

[wheelzwheela]

There is a bigfoot in Rockglen Saskatchewan Canada... Its name is "Zoobey". At first people thought it might be a half man half ape. 

[ClassicRockMan95]

primates sweat right?

[metalorg]

Humans don't have the same amount of chromosomes as other apes- I doubt a hybrid will survive. If it does, it would probably would be really really retarded.

[Malphar]

@metalorg the same with zebras and horses the difference in the number of chromosomes is bigger than between humans and apes, and they are able to have offspring

[metalorg]

@Malphar The zebra and horse or donkey mixes are a pretty good exception, but many animals with much more similar chromosomes are unable to breed.

Maybe the domestication process of the horse resulted in a jump in chromosomes but the changes are still too recent to result in complete genetic incompatibility.

[guitar0211]

5:27 lol 'and confided in me'!!haha hes literally just told half the world big fucking news that his prof mate asked him not to...deeeep

[lelia72]

oh god did you see him gin? did you see that grin at 2:53?!? oh he scares me like nothing before! i could not be in the same room with him and i know that is cruel but im sorry--he is creepy!

[damorg111]

why couldnt they call him chimpanzuman,they should find out what the fuck happened with a platypus,maybe a duck screwed a beaver who knows right

[AlakazamSweeps]

@damorg111 if a duck screwed a beaver the platypus would not be fertile so it couldnt reproduce so there would be no platypus

[jetthead756]

lol the artist interpretation... Michael Berryman's a humanzee.

[wheelori814]

when he smiles he looks like he has a form of down syndrome. maybe a chimp form?

[Yellie876]

4:30

O_o that would be so FUCKED UP if that were true....

[levantos]

Looks like Karl Pilkington lol

[CrissySnow]

i believe that scientist did this trying to cross breed. In addition to that if other species of it's kind didn't accept Oliver that's nature's way of classifying it as a mispalced part of nature.

[deadmanssss]

seems we are doing to the ape what the aliens did to us , All carried out by highly inteligent people , highly paid , and their stupidity is Superior ! Common sence seems to be our main lacking .

[jamesjonesrocket]

if he walks upright, can't he at least wear some pants,nobody wants to see a dirty old chimp wanger.

[shorteylove]

@jamesjonesrocket Lol :D

[turtles12]

@jamesjonesrocket I do

[sciencealwayswins]

What year is this documentary from? Some of the science seems out of date...

[Rarez2]

late 2000s. no, it is all up-to-date.

[shorteylove]

@sciencealwayswins Don't know when the documentary is made, but the news about Oliver came in 1976..

[iFeedMyDingoBiscuts]

Creepy

[markyaz1968]

the Nazi's were doing eperiments like this way before anyone else even thought of it and after the war their research scientists were taken back to the USA to work for them so its is highly realistic that they can do this.

[Sigmaxer]

the humanzees are people too.

lol.

[CptBoots]

You could argue that, though it's the comfort with, and duration of his upright walking that is strange. not simply that he does. You are correct in observing that a chimp can be taught this, however Supposedly he walked upright since he was a child. *shrug* I'm still not on one side or the other of it.

[im4everskilled]

If you listen you'd know that chimpanzees can't walk upright for longer distances.

[andyisapro]

oliver does look as if he has human traits but look at his feet they look more like chimp feet.

[defiythelie]

Oliver's eyes are fucking weird looking.

[lola198277]

i agree...i think he's scary looking~

[MissezConfusion07]

Scientist have alot going on now and they want human and money to mix so bad. I wonder was there something going on like maybe implanting human sperm into a chimp or planting chimp sperm into a human. lol I WONDER so what he came from africa he had a white owner he was bought so before the black and white issue starts lets think about who is trying to make cloning legal and shit scientist.

[DSD1v57BG32]

IF you don't like scientists, turn of your computer and go live with the amish.

[joemadly]

chimpanzee are white people LOL

[lardhat]

Damn... The nose is what impresses me most... And perhaps the chin...

[cmsahe]

Wiki: Ivanov human chimp hybrid

[UKdude90]

the guy who owned it in the first place obviously screwed a chimp when he was a guide in the congo , and felt guilty so he brought the baby back .... que- oliver -

[TurthofChina]

freak

[heyawhaw]

haha so that's what Bubles and Michael Jackson did ...

[Retrieverman1]

I wonder if Oliver can do the moonwalk.

[Dann29995]

Humans are half-apes half-aliens....

[Plasjif]

indeed

[updisho]

half aliens? rofl i really hope your trolling.

[feymuz]

the sad thing is that he is probably not

[kingsman565]

So wouldn't that make us the genetic freak's?

[Shield1751]

I think he may have human DNA....yes, he may have 48 chromosomes...but are any of them human? When he smiled..his teeth looked like human teeth, not chimps. his head shape is more like a human's too...and his eyes....jeez really strange.

[IcelandPride]

@ avatarion, Well said

[SNIPEQUEST]

He is a very rare sub species of chimpanzee. He was probably the last few of this rare sub species.

[Mcdark696]

i think it war marely a mutation.

[trollcaptain]

i tink it war marly a mutashun az wel.

i wuz mootated.

[LeonardoDaFinchi]

Thats hilarious

[lissa99a]

so, if oliver is really part human... why are they buying and selling him like he is nothing more than an ANIMAL?

[TheFightingSeabee]

what else they going to do with him? let him get a job? or go to the wild were he isnt excepted....? ur dumb

[karlmossman]

@TheFightingSeabee accepted* you're*

[cky137]

@TheFightingSeabee *accepted

[Trawgdoar]

@TheFightingSeabee So much irony

[UploadedMusic]

2:50 he looks fucking evil!!!

[thisisridiculous7]

ive thought about that possibility but who knows.

[snowball1988]

how can the chimp was that allegedly 'pregnant' with a hybrid die of neglect!!!!! wouldnt they have looked after it? thats bollocks.... why would they let it die?

[thisisridiculous7]

ew fuck a chimp? thats gross! lol i wouldnt fuck half the human females iv'e meet let alone a chimp.lol

[WinterHaven]

Beastility has been around since the beginning of human kind. It was even mentioned in the Bible. I have no doubt some human screwed a female chimp and this could indeed be that cross.

[damorg111]

@thisisridiculous7 what kind of females are you hanging out with my friend,

[nybombs]

@thisisridiculous7 are you possibly impotent?

[DINDRAGON]

@thisisridiculous7 to be more precise you would not fuck any female

[zombies20]

@thisisridiculous7 when your alone for years, you do some crazy shit

[ikopiko909]

Lates guys, ima go fuck a chimp.

[woofbkk]

Let us know how that turns out ikopiko909. LOL

[sourmelee]

same here.

[lafisure]

that s prouve that some twisted mind somewhere someday shag a shimps ...

[joemadly]

it cant be done in the lab, it doesnt happen in nature

[SexyNhawtCD]

@joemadly Neither does a Liger or Tigon..yet they exist..

[joemadly]

i have no doubt that i could be wrong about these things concerning creatures and the stars above us or the sea monsters below

i have no doubt that i, joemadly, will die within a handful of years ahead of me

but i have doubts in the godless and the life they lead, i have doubts in confident talks of the people who proudly present their case as fact to all simple minded people at large

it angers me when conceited people are being exalted for the frauds they daily portrays for money and fame

[Saartje05]

Not in the wild though and Oliver was born in the wild. just an animal with a deformity. Poor thing was used all around.

[crystalAura]

This is so crazy. Then it IS possible to cross-breed a chimpanzee and a human. YIKES!!!

[walterwaltz]

2:50!!!!!

[NextGenReviewers]

pause at 2:51 he reminds me of the joker, he looks crazy

[pixelina]

I had a flash yesterday and came up with this: Maybe Ollie was a mix between chimp and baboon! It could happen... I think. Any thoughts?

[CaseySweetFace]

He'd have a snout. Definetly wouldn't be bald or walk upright.

[Thulgore]

I could be wrong but I think baboons are actually even less similar to Chimps then we are. (genetically) Not sure.

[pixelina]

Thulgore: Yeah, I think you're right but I just thought his face looked like a cross between chimp and baboon... 'cause baboons have smaller faces. But like CaseySweetFace said, he probably would've had a snout then... :)

[tehUBERn00blet]

And there's the bipedal walking.

[tigerboyX]

Wonder what kind of ape Oliver was. I think he might be the same type of ape bigfoot is?

[calerid]

ha ha dude you have put that on all of the video's

[tigerboyX]

just a couple

[pixelina]

Why in the world would anyone WANT to cross a human and an ape? What possible use would anyone have of a humanzee? Medical? Or is it just for fun, to play God?

This is so weird... like cloning. But worse.

[tigerboyX]

I live in orange park florida. I'm not playing either

[ac1dchr15t]

some say aliens came to earth millions of years ago and speeded up our evolution process with apes, by being seeded and chemically transformed our genes to become the smartest things on this planet. We are apart of an alien population.

[Mercenary151]

Was this the topic of your 3rd grade report? When you say "some say" whom are they... and what prescriptions were they on?

[enlightenedanarcho]

I think some say, would be 2001 a space odyssey lol

[bojoben]

where is your proof?

[RPFS2008]

People say alot of things. Anything to feel special...

[IcelandPride]

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees...All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[badaman09]

that is f..ked up that monkey scared me it looked creepy

[S3AANNN]

LOl he looks like he's wearing lipstick

[WillQuotes]

Oliver looks creepily like michael jackson..

[Deadshit83]

maybe there related

[newyorkdiner]

lol that was one of my first thought too! omg were going to hell! lol its so wrong but so funny.

[NitroRhino]

Thats possible..didnt michael jackson have a chimp around that time. he really is wacko.

[brianh190]

they need more actual footage of oliver, instead of just talking about him.

[wilcoxaj73]

he died in 2006

[COCONUT202]

WOW he was Old

[Shenalmighty]

Oliver is fucking scary looking

[cdenver]

For some reason I have trouble replying to youtube videos. Yeah bootyradier, I agree 100%, its SICK!

Type into Google: "MPs fear legal loophole in embryology bill could pave the way for human-ape hybrids"

...and...

"UK Scientists plea to use new hybrid animal-human embryos"

YouTube wont allow me to post URLs, so please use the above info for further research and to show people OFFICIAL FACTS FROM SCIENTISTS about HumanZee's.

[cdenver]

This is true, UK passed legislation and are now manipulating Human DNA with Chimpanzee DNA, calling it a HumanZee. This is real, the Radio here in Belfast just 3 days ago [U1.05]actually used the term "SUPER SOLDIER", that they are going to use them to FIGHT wars! WTF!?

Some articles are available on Google but it only links back to April or May 2007. Very strange and worrying...imagine these things running around with AK47s and leather jackets and gasmasks! LOL!

[tinapie23]

geesh science just won't stop eh?

I don't want to get religious but hey, stop playing God.

[retrotw]

if it really was a humanzee...he should be the last...i cant imagine what the world would be like if we start to clone humans or cross breed humans with other animals...eww...i hate animals i cant eat or i dont eat...science better not take it too far...its so disturbing

[saltydog1690]

I frequently mate with chimps and get abuse everywhere I go. I believe in this modern multi-cultural society we live in a man should be able to fuck a monkey if he so chooses, I have a dream.....

[7olusegun]

So how was it the last time you fucked an ape?

[kubikmaster]

rough and though?. At least I guess it was an hairy business

[7olusegun]

Hahahaha! I hope his dream vision will not be such that it will be socially acceptable for all mento begin mating with subhuman 'manimals'.

[kubikmaster]

God forbid!, evolution is the law of God, you can not expect those evolved monkimines to under-evolve to a manimal state of consciousness.