Censored Sketches

[razuul666]

Proves the genius of the kids, America was not ready.

[assmane999]

This is so hilarious. They went out with a bang with this final episode.

[jaymoe67]

A $20 Whore, what more could a young kid ask for.

[Treusch]

@jaymoe67 $20 is a lot of money to a kid.

[jaymoe67]

@Treusch Damn straight.

[jediknight1298]

I just finished the whole series on Netflix



[DJManiak]

I'm almost certain there were 2 versions of "The Home Run" skit aired in this sketch. I seem to remember the original version being shot in grainy black and white and Bruce's character referred to as "Cancer Boy", probably changed due to insensitivity (although McCulloch's Cancer Boy character does appear in the KITH film Brain Candy).

[wgstewart1972]

@DJManiak That may well be, as there was a B&W version of the 'Hitler blanks a Donkey' sketch - for some reason, YouTube isn't letting me link to the sketch (also here, you can look it up).

[wgstewart1972]

@DJManiak Wait; I'm wrong; apparently it was changed to B&W by the person who uploaded it. :/

[WildBuck007]

That last part....Not even sure I want to know. Especially from these guys XD

[blindthrall]

He put Kevin's aborted son in it. Foley is notoriously pro-life.

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

@blindthrall Kevin's aborted son? What?

[blindthrall]

@ilovefreddykrueger13 You know. The...thing that he created with Cher. It was foretold that it's hair would be so frizzy the sun would go nova.

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

@blindthrall Wow I am really not understanding this I must be like an idiot please explain in greater detail?

[blindthrall]

@ilovefreddykrueger13 In the secret books of the Quabbalah, the five jew bankers who are the mortal enemies of Ron Paul predicted that one day a jew would be born whose jewfro was so massive, it would create its own cloud of orbiting sodomized electrons, and when that valence shell had consumed enough other jewfros that its circumference interfered with the magnetic field of the sun, our star would go nova. That's why Kevin aborted his...if you're still reading this, I'm fucking with you.

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

@blindthrall Well thank you I'm glad you had fun at my expense now let's leave it at that please

[blindthrall]

@ilovefreddykrueger13 Hey man it was just an exercise in bullshit. Nothing personal. I would have come clean sooner, but to be honest I thought it was you who who were trolling me.

[klrietmann]

Have some more.

[davidls11]

I wonder how many requests for whores the Make A Wish Foundation gets?

[MrBluewatson]

these guys are all going to hell, lol' i can't wait to get there!!!

[t0psecretshit]

dave is always drinking something

[bungkjlkjkljlkj]

@t0psecretshit Coffee, he's notorious for it. It's been said the man has a coffee cup growth on one hand.

[gennamarieseider]

cum? :D

[503mindst]

let me at that whore

[alexrogers411]

I don't want to know what's in the soup... period.:)

[bigbadbrucewillis]

@n8mario my very own testical sweat

[black2much]

I seem to remember the 1st time this aired and The Dying Boy was originally The Cancer Boy. Y they changed it?

[drgroove101]

HAHAHA! best of the kids in the hall for sure

[AriGriffin243]

To me, it would have been funnier if Kevin or Dave was the $20 whore and Mark was the baseball player.

[soapyme]

Maybe the censors just don't like Dave. He was in all those sketches!

[Ruby09de]

@soapyme

Oh how dare they! :P

[Chrispypullen]

This is so good

[kfki]

man chowder is soup du jour..

[RWGEAR92]

censores

[themooddisorders]

hitler loved goatse

[themooddisorders]

Those wacky Canucks

[SundownerDrifting]

Ironically, this is the censored version of the Censored Sketches sketch. In the original version, they actually call Cancer Boy Cancer Boy and he's bald.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

The Tigers won a game??? Ha, Canada bless you...!

[zapproowsdower]

I meant to mention their movie Brain Candy, that has a lot of Cancer Boy in it. They made it shortly after the last season of KITH.

[Maphisto86]

Iroinically, that is why Brain Candy did not recieve so much top notch marketing from Paramount. The KITH fought for Cancer Boy to stay and alienated their studio bosses. What's more they all agreed it was not worth including Cancer Boy in the film (not that I thought so).

[zapproowsdower]

@AtheistIraqVet Hey I wonder! Was this the first appearance of cancer boy for KITH, the very last episode? My timeline is a bit fuzzy with the various characters.

If so, Hands of Fate was '93, this was '94, it's totally possible, i wonder if the Kids were into mst3k? It was in season 5 by that point.

[Roskomaximus]

CANCER BOY!!!!

[StratocastFloyd]

The master would not approve of Torgo having kids.

[couchfort]

... I can't believe I actually got that reference.

[bennymcfarlane]

3:31 is hilarious

[vigo894]

Bin Laden blanks a camel is just as funny.

[cecilrickets]

Dying kid cracks me up. WHY does he talk like that? Where did Bruce get that idea?

[ToasterPig]

I think he uses the same manner of speaking when he played Cancer Boy in Brain Candy.

[Drmofothegreat]

"daddy what's that bad man doin' to my pet donkey"

love it...

[damenbenco]

yes dave hes one bad customer...lol

[shortsandsheep]

:O My jaw literally hung when I saw Bruce as Hitler.

[ShoutaFuwano]

"that's not just a bad man, son, that there's Hitler"

[userboy6]

I love Scott!

[Proudnewfoundlander1]

Dave trying to hold back the laughter lol

[billman2112]

Bruce for president!!!

[tokyodarko]

wrong. dave's the best looking out of all of them

[spaten2000]

forget the home run Joe.... let me at that whore!

[billman2112]

You're and idiot.

[Grykus7]

Nobody got the joke I see.

[Drmofothegreat]

so with a daily dose of PSH i won't get scurvy?

why the hell did pirates have such a hard time?

[Grykus7]

lol, gay pirates. XD

[devincyb]

pirates were an incredibly stupid group of people

[LetsGo6009]

not a bad looking whore for 20 dollars

[ziggytim]

bruce makes a great hitler. well not a GREAT hitler....hell-you know what i mean!

[themooddisorders]

I know what you mean....I think Bruce is the best of the 5

[purquiz]

Hey, if that's 20 dollars, then I must visit Canada.

[platinumsalamander]

three good sketches in one

[madrox1994]

the home runs the best

[YouXKneekXIT]

ك ط ت ه

[pbonney]

Can anyone recognize the figures on Dave Foley's t-shirt. I think that is the same logo on the public service videos "Protect and Survive" about surviving nuclear war.

[pbonney]

Well, to answer my own question, they are not exact but very similar.

[HenshinMasta]

I wonder if these were actually cut from previous shows, of if they just said that because this was the Final Episode?

[roystonlodge]

I was wondering the same thing. I was also wondering if they were simply cut from earier shows because they weren't funny enough, but the guys figured they'd seem funnier if they claimed they were "censored".

[hethradiah78]

@roystonlodge

wow.. you're all a bunch of amazingly retarded idiots... they weren't actually sensored, they came up with the skit first, then made them.

seriously, youtube people get dumber, and dumber, and dumber..........

[ConnDevi88]

I heard they are working on a new movie

[jasong4111]

I hope they are. I'd love to see something new from the Kids In The Hall.

[roystonlodge]

I realize this is an old comment, but their new project is a sit-com, not a movie. It's pretty damned funny. The entire season only cost me C$9.99 on iTunes.

[mediocrenewyork]

5 Great Actors

5 Great Comedic Writers

= Genius

[deksam101]

actually on the tv, the show ended that soup skit at it's my own Sp,,, [cut].......

[marquy]

i saw it when it first aired and it wasn't censored. I he says "I made it with my own semen."

[madrox1994]

no the static was part of the joke. saying semen would ruin the joke

[wilkes85]

Forget the home run, Joe;

Let me at that whore!

[AJEdgett]

LMAO that like the best line HEHEHE

[jcdenton7]

I haven't seen even close to all of their episodes, but it still makes me sad to see the "grand finale" of such a great show. It's too bad it's over.

[PRIMEx420]

@jcdenton7 they're coming back. google it :)

[PVTSolis]

Hitler blanks a donkey is one of the all-time comedy sketches.

[A550RGY]

OMG, I've seen this skit so many times years ago, but the line "Forget that homerun, let me at that whore," totally caught me off guard and I cracked up laughing louder than anything I've seen this year. Awesome.

[Cocarat206]

Think it was sperm, dude

[DarthKrattus]

I always thought it was pubic hair.

[undersolo]

Why not a combo of the two, and other...elements?

[Pinkaugust]

semen makes more sense, you can't really make soup out of pubes. plus semen is way more gross than pubes...

[Magestrix]

I thought it was urine.

[WillieWonka928D]

I thought it was piss.

[enderflea]

you made the soup out of your very own...what, dave? don't leave us hanging. it's the censors fualt once again.

[KGrumbles]

Um... I'm pretty sure Dave was going to say, "I made it with my very own garden grown vegetables" - duh... what else would make sense. :P

Forget the homerun Joe... :)

[johnowenD]

They saved the best for last

[davidnc76]

funny funny funny

[birchmoon]

I....would....totally eat that soup!

[landmcgreggor2008]

Oh sorry...I thought you were straight.Well then,is your hate towards Canadians,because gay man can get married here? .If so come to Canada,and we can marry you and your boyfriend .

[xSubliminaLx]

this is like a shitty unfunny clone of the man show

[RichieGB]

When you're this stupid, and pardon me for the curiousity, how do the day-to-day functions that tie up the rest of us get handled? Who ties your shoes for you?

[xSubliminaLx]

lol wut?

[DKfansown]

he is calling you retarded. kids in the hall, this show, was before the man show. you really showed your ignorance with your comment.

[xSubliminaLx]

lol wut?

[jerms88]

He's basically saying you're dumb because this show air LONG before the man show. And is hardly similar...

[landmcgreggor2008]

Yeah and SNL is a clone of the man show too...moron .Don't say shit if you don't know shit .

[xSubliminaLx]

lol, canada...

[xSubliminaLx]

a comeback against a canadian isn't worth it. good one!

[landmcgreggor2008]

Whats with you,and hating Canadians? .I guess it's,because a Canadian fucked you girlfriend in the ass? .You don't have a comeback,thats why you can only say "lol,what" .

[chromethink]

Aw, this is the censored version of the censored sketches. It was "Cancer Boy" in the original, not "Dyin' Kid". And they cut off the part where he throws his hat and goes after the whore.

[MaasBiolab]

'Cancer Boy' was in the film "Brain Candy' not in the this sketch.

[johnowenD]

uhh, yeah it was

[PatricianVet]

I made it with my very own...

[QuickSilver519]

he actually looks like hitler

[Kethrren]

OMG OMG OMG awesome

[tagtime]

The Kids were better than sctv and snl. They were always funny.

[radiofan6872]

That's true. SNL sucks ass... SCTV had its excellent moments but wasn't *nearly* as bizarre as this. (In re-seeing SCTV over the last week or so, you're right that KITH is better.)

[jjm239]

@tagtime Well KITH isn't mainstream like SNL is and SCTV was.

[radiofan6872]

I love these guys. KITH is the best thing since SCTV.

[EverydayPersonalChef]

kith rules! more please!