How To Be Confident

[TheNinjahellcat]

'give 'em a slap on the bum' XD

[MaK9123]

are you wearing a top saying pussay magnet?? haha

[TheBelleball]

YES YOU ARE STUD!!

[rabidpeanut]

Hi dude can you give a shoutout to my friend Charlotte! It's her birthday tomorrow and she loves your videos! cheers

[Kevster1993]

People calling this guy a moron are sort of missing the point. He's a comic genius.

[haychtapz96]

its all about the confidence!

[BluTowlie]

haha brilliant!

[thomasfahey07]

who the hell do you think you are? your so arrogant for somebody like yourself, i bet if you surveyed the field you wouldn't find any chicks remotely interested in you xD

[rabidpeanut]

I took your advice and slapped a woman on the arse, now I'm in prison

[SophieBellaWiz]

OH GOSH YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH. YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, SIR.

[Emiibbe1]

you sir are amazing

[21samsilva]

Yes, saying "there's plenty more fish in the sea", is pretty similar to saying "there's plenty more fish in the sea". Wonderful insight.

[gooched]

If you aren't for real, and just doing this as a joke. Then you are a genius!

[sscan99]

@gooched This is all for a laugh:) 

[samdjdude]

@sscan99

yes but weard

[gooched]

@sscan99 then my subscription you shall have, good sir.

[MultiPotatoLover]

Are you mentally retarded?

[MultiPotatoLover]

"Girls and boys hate people that are trying to be someone they're not". Maybe you should listen to yourself sometimes, you could learn a lot.... you fucktard.

P.S. If you're a stud, then I'm Albert Einstein.

[22Ellington1]

My uncles called John...

[22Ellington1]

i'm confused, you're telling people to be who they are and not pretend to be someone else but you are saying that you're a pussy magnet, that's the biggest bullshit i've ever heard someone come out with!

[annabelleditton]

yes, you are a pussy magnet...

[Jamiexx95]

This guy belongs in an asylum

[rhysybum]

Well, i guess there are more fish in the sea...

[mfac12]

You sir ... are a MORON!

[JovakTube]

ITS A FUCKING METAPHOR! Jesus, you make a video called "How to be confident" and then go ahead and tell people to be themselves, but that would mean that they wouldn't be confident enough to approach someone they like you FOOL.

[TheMasterSynergist]

"Look at me, I'm a sssshthththud!"

[LewisCaineProduction]

You my friend, are not a pussy magnet.



[druxka]

1:32 sounds like a vacuum cleaner dipped into a pool of spit.

[146Slater]

IF this guys is a stud, or a "pussy magnet", then I'm a flying pig who can carry fridges for incredibly long distances

[Rizjaramizzle]

'I never expected them to get the views I thought they were gunna get' haha

[JoleHaskins1]

Actually, on second thoughts, you are clearly having a laugh, but that doesn't make you any less of a cretin.

[JoleHaskins1]

You are having a laugh, right? Because if you're not having a laugh, you are certainly the biggest cretin ever to live.

[jamesmason01]

This has changed my life. I'm going out there right now to tame that damn tiger.

Byeeee

[wcwreymysteriojr]

saw you, paused the video, and now cant wait for what YOU have to say bout that

[MissPixieness96]

i hate how you made that video SPECIFICLY for the male audience.

[sscan99]

@MissPixieness96 Sorry about that i can do a How to be confident for women? :)

[toecompo]

if this isnt a troll ill eat my hat!!

[wemakeourown]

oh well there are plenty more videos in the sea

[mTt3n]

Not sure if troll...

[NickPageRage]

repeatedly tap 0 for an itchy nose

[portr002]

0:21 'I never expected them to get the views I thought they were gonna get'...?

[ZickCraft]

Your a player!

[lukeepookee]

You're a complete retard.

[1nonlyjcrack]

Austin Power IRL

[GarytheDuck1000]

OH. MY. GOD. I have never laughed so much in my life. This guy is hilarious.

[CrowsWSS]

Can't tell if trolling or just stupid.

[7ShadesOfBlue]

My version: How to be confident: Stop giving a fuck

[omgmac7]

you must of slept with 100 women plus

[nigleywigley]

You my friend are a fucking retard. looks like you are living in your own little world.

[danielwest1231]

He says "Enjoy yourself with women and men" Sounds like he enjoys men...

[charwadders]

I can't stop staring at your bogie

[JAMESTAHHH1]

i'm going to find you and smash your glasses into your eyes you peado cunt.

[Doylt]

What is this I don't even

I hope to jegus that this is trolling.

[Fearlezz4]

This guy makes me sick i would stamp on his face intill it disintegrated fuckin pervert

[RuBBaDuBBaRaNSaK]

all i see is aspergers

[YEYALOT]

0:31 ...You've got a mate?

[Camefmidge]

The world needs more people like you sir!

[yep0its0patrick]

i love this guy

[kidkilla66]

love how ppl can be so harsh when no one knows who they actually are leave the kid alone big respect man love the video keep them coming!! fuck the haters!

[RetroMozza]

2:26, ehe

[PerfectedBass]

Bob isn't my uncle.

[benbaumbs]

fag

[MononokeSpirits]

this is a joke right ??????

[luke5849]

just imaging in everyone in the world was like this!

[Tordah26]

@luke5849 The human race would become extinct through lack of reproduction.

[5nowman101]

the expression does not say women are fish. Seriously, are you retarded? it refers to how many thousands of fish there are in the sea and attempts to comfort someone (as it is usually used after break ups) by giving them the image that there is plenty more people out there for that person. You dumb ass.

[TheTomeopath]

He's like a mixture of all 4 inbetweeners?!

[nocci16]

What ever happened to Survival of the fittest and evolution? What a retard.

[evielovesjigsaw]

u can slap my bum any day!!!

[evielovesjigsaw]

me and my friend want u to do a "how to get laid" video pppllleeeaaassseeee i subbed xx

[SuperNanCheyy]

2:30 <3

[MyNameIsGaryBarlow]

I get the joke man! Its crazy you're so dedicated to this character, I'd hate to be on the internet looking like such a fucking failure haha you have balls

[SoundsExciting]

keep pressing 5

[Skathra]

Is this guy for real, or just trying to be funny or lame?

I don't get it.

[ehrensucks]

the fuck is this >:l

[CrazYVolumE]

fishyyy :D

[tane765]

u r a pimp .biig up

[evielovesjigsaw]

@tane765

no he's a hoe !!! xx

[albert6014]

Mm... Thats something new >.>

You remind me of one guy from the Daria series. The pervert nerd something <.<

[Brad0133]

"and basically, i'm a stud" fantastic :P

[GamingXpaul2K10]

he can fuck who he wants.....wait...

[BassBrigadiers]

Fucking hell, I'm loving these videos. These are going to be my new pick me up....

[ExertOfficial]

You're a genius mate, I love your vids, keep em up :D

[baldwin471]

I think window licker.

[deitschman231]

i bet this guy has slept with a lot of women.

[Slattz]

I hate the thing he does if you press 3.

[SuperKillaki]

you a BOSS, and don't let anyone else tell you any differen't you pussy magnet you.

[robertogrouty]

haha if this is meant as a joke then this guy's a genius... i love his advice! "don't try to be funny or charming, just be yourself and sexually assault them a bit."

[Fretsimply]

McLovin!

[Pickers1000]

You are actually amazing

[HRFWoodchucK]

Hit 0 and that is exaclty how I would see him trying to introduce himself to a girl.......

[Backdah]

Man, you have a booger... :x

[SaralsAG]

Pretending to be a tiger? Fucking gay.

[SaralsAG]

You're not a pussy magnet. You're probably a horse magnet. I doubt any girl would wanna see your 1 inch wonder. Shut up. You're not a stud. And you're not cool because "Pussy Magnet" is on your shirt. Oh, and get some contacts. Glasses = TURNOFF. Smooth criminal? What the fuck is wrong with you. Lmfao.

[ohSurgeon]

@SaralsAG These are made of entertainment purposes. Don't you feel dumb?

[SaralsAG]

@ohSurgeon They're not entertaining LOL. And no, I don't feel dumb. The person who should feel dumb is this nitwit LMFAO.

[RsCokahCola]

what you chatting you mug, you know shit you dopey fucking four eyed prick go jump infront of a train oh and btw spastic school called, they want you back, faggot nerd ass neek.

ps how original is a fucking legend #148 unit

[ug0t74ng3d]

@RsCokahCola l0000000000000l <3

[ug0t74ng3d]

Fucking hell "i'm a pussy magnet, i'm always on pussy patrol"...really?

[RsCokahCola]

@ug0t74ng3d #1

[newhotness2011]

you are a absolute legend

[MMAcused]

you should hope you never meet me irl.

you deserve to be cut off from society.

you bring the "bad" name to nerd.

you're just a faggot

[Tr1vium666]

>Thinks slapping girls asses in public is totally acceptable

>Whiteknight about women = fish

You are just cancer

[CarbonRIFT]

If i was you around people i wouldnt be my self.

[Coooooolize]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha­!!!!

[Fishman0316]

'you need to be like me' then you say 'be yourself, no one likes a person that pretends they're something they're not'. Which one is it? This video seems a bit vague Mr Pussy Magnet.

[FifaTekkerz99]

did he call himself a stud?

[hannahpockett]

You never show you are on Pussay patrol yet your are wearing a tshirt saying ....pussay patrol....

[InsertHypernova]

not sure if serious.

[MrJmackay]

actually James is my uncle, so yeh....

[pedobear123]

youre an inspiration to us all

[madregoose]

John Oliver's son finally got himself a youtube account it seems.

[axelowns1337]

You look pretty strong, do you work out a lot?

[MononokeSpirits]

@axelowns1337

Haha

[willmobbsuk]

alpha as fuck

[remyboy]

babe you are amaze

[kaka692]

So basically, if your a magician you shouldn't bother going to talk to girls.

[HaveABananaa]

1.55 i laughed so much.

i'll be your laddeeeh!

[yuriy431]

i love the bit where he goes: enjoy yourself with the women and men...- takes a moment to think about it

[Jayesar91]

I'm a pussy magnet, the girls come for me, they love it, I'm always on pussy patrol - you're a fucking lad.

[DrMantoots1]

you are karl pilkingtons son indeed

[cradledani]

Slap a girls bum and she'll shout rape ¬_¬ ...

[Liamdonoghueownsyou]

my lifes goal is to strangle your fucking disgusting neck

[mjagsd]

fucking brilliant!

[prototype922]

So here's the pum pum magnet who gets all the girls...

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@prototype922 Yeah gets all the nani you can just tell

[bumbaklatious]

And, whoever disliked this has no sense of humour!!

[bumbaklatious]

Mate your amazing, give it a month and you'll be viral :)

[heeeykaty]

you're hilarious hahaha

[xFunnyFreemanx]

you made me cry xD

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

"There's plenty more girls in the sea"...

That's a bit morbid isn't it?

[Atlantis284]

actually i think the worse thing that can happen is a pepper spray to the face

[robgib10]

You are halerious!!!

[genesisgfx]

"you're on top of them, they love it! bob's your uncle!"

AHAHAHA, you made my day!

[Epiiiiiiiiiiic]

I Tried Your Tips To Be Confident, The Girl Broke My Neck.

[MaffBridges]

I really do hope this is satire

[MrCosto240]

dude you are deluded and are absolutely mad

[afycrac2]

Long time fan, first time commenter. You have opened my eye's to the loigcal fallacy that is the expression "there's plenty more fish in the sea", you are quite correct, women do in fact spend very little time in the sea, and when they do you can sense that they don't belong. Thank you for your time.

[elonna229]

this guy is queer

[aidstar18]

I thought girls lived in the sea -.-



[100maxiboy]

all your videos are genius and you should have your own tv show

[spongeonwater]

big ups 

[rishik17]

oh gosh, this is the funniest thing ive seen on youtube in ages! brilliant stuff, mate.

[capitalismdubz]

Are you a comic genius or a window licker?

[TheSkrillexbass]

@capitalismdubz He might be both... O.o

[Schdoosh]

Mate, your shirt is awesome, you are a legend, but you already knew that.

[kingcurry1909]

the awkward moment when bob isnt your uncle :/

[ancy1001]

Wise beyond your age young man! I wish you all the best in life. :)

[jakub47]

I'm guessing u should try to be confident whichever guy your after. I'm sure whoever it is he's a lucky chap

[JustAsherly]

Tell you what mate, your actually a funny geezer! Fair play to you man.

[ConnaOnline]

you, my good sir, are not a pussy magnet, & I brand you as a 'weird guy' just for thinking you are

[Ellessdee]

Bruv you gotta stop singing and carry on doing more and more ones where you just talk. Philosophies on these motherfuckers! Please never stop.

[alfalfalf101]

This reminds me of David Brent.

[robgun27]

'give them a slap on the arse, THEY LOVE IT!' 'there is plenty more girls in the sea... they dont even live in the sea' you sir, are a Guru. I doth my cap to you.

[vesahallmofo]

do a video about how to approach and pull women for one night stands - would be funny

[hugom027]

it makes me sad to see some people disadvantage themselves from such a young age

[pafcollie]

thanks for this - really helped me out!

[Louuiiss]

Sam mate are you on crack?

[sscan99]

@Louuiiss Na mate im not :D im just doing them for funnnnnn! :D hope your liking them!

[Churchy2188]

@sscan99 Dude, this isn't interesting or fun to watch. People are not watching them cause they are funny they are watching them cause they are ludicrous! You're 15, grow up, learn LIFE.

[josp182]

haha this is genius!!

[Cagezilla]

Your a genius, oh and slap on the bum how i met my current gf :P love your videos carry on my friend

[Twigspan]

Mclovin is on pussaay patrol.

[DrNemesisProductions]

i remember when you only got 11+ views on your video's yet i've watched every single cover and now i see you getting loads more! great work dude glad your finally getting known :)

[sscan99]

@DrNemesisProductions Thank you it means a lot:). Im glad you have liked my videos, and im going to continue doing more even if people dont like them :)

[th3smallgod]

I love you

[TheErpuzzetta]

you from norfolk?

[sscan99]

@TheErpuzzetta Yeah mate i am :)