this isnt actually what kevin wrote for in the script , apparently he kept forgetting the lines and he then decided to make it up on the spot. that my friends is a true writer !
Im chasing Katt..., Fucking Labels!!!. why two human beings could not love??. Love ... the real ... is something very, VERY rare!, When two humans are in love that is the only thing that matters!, The rest?..., do not care!
On how they are thinking and feeling at the time and who knows what they were thinking....basically these issues arise from your self-esteem. Askung yourself, "does she/he want THAT life (the past) or what I have to offer and the answer is you..cause if she wanted her past it would still be her present...hope that helps
@krazywabbits. Unless you meet a girl that has spent 20 years in a cave or locked in a room with no windows (if they did they would have MORE issues) everybody is going to have a past. The key to getting over it is first; realize that you have a past and most people would not like to be solely judged on their bad decisions. Second, no one goes into a relationship thinking to hold back so they can save something for the person they are going to meet five years from now...people make choices based
The greatest Speech in a movie by far. At least almost ever guy has gone threw a situation like this (maybe not exactly) but still. Kevin Smith makes fuckin amazing movies and Chasing Amy is one of the best.
There has to be a biographic thing in this theme. I mean its in clerks (sucked 36 dicks), its in here, just so present. I believe Kevin has gone through something like that in his life.
@awesomeman462 I know dude. I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith and everyone at View Askew... I'd never make a joke out of something like that. I was commenting on a funny part in this scene. Lol. If this were real or something, and not in the script, I wouldn't be pointing it out.
Scene may be the greatest speech given in movie history!!! Kevin smith is a genius and really knows how to touch emotions while still keeping it funny overall and not sappy,lol.
Maybe not so much in this cut of the scene but doesn't it seem to take jay forever and a day to roll that blunt.....if you watch that scene from start to finish from when jay and silent bob enter and sit down jay is working on that blunt like as soon as they enter and doesnt finish till bob is more than half way through the chasing amy speech.....maybe it's just me but I'm willing to bet any blunt roller here could do It in half that time
Funny, that movie wasn't done all that long ago but at the same time, you get the impression smoking has been forbidden in restaurants for years. Smoking is now banished in all public places, CDs are a thing of the past, video stores will soon disappear, what's next???
@kakabukkake0 Does every guy go through this shit at some point? I mean details are different for everyone but same basic problem. I went through this shit over 2 years ago and I still don't know what the fuck to do. I love the woman but I don't know if I can let shit go you know. How'd your shiz turn out. Anyone can chime in if they've gone through this. I'm curios.
@AbeVegaJr Do you have A.D.D. or something. I read your little diatribe out loud and it still reads like schizophrenic word salad. Articulation, motherfucker, learn it.
@1979rickfukingjames It's explained in this clip! It's when you find "the one" but then through your own stupidity and foolish pride/wwhatever at the time you push her away and lose her, but then later realise that you were wrong. You then spend your time regretting it and chasing the memory of her, the idea of her... but you know you'll never get her back, cos you had one chance and you blew it...
@TeenageImperfection actually, that's a nod to the cigarette that keeps appearing and reappearing in silent bob's hand. but of course it works both ways
You put this money together great. The clips of Amy and him together go along with his speech. & btw... I am ALWAYS Chasing Amy. I'm a deuce I know. lol.
@risetoboredom YYEESSSS IT SSOO DOESSS!!! i was like yyeaaa its atypical kevin ovie but then he said that speech and it was over for me!! lol the music in the back round made everything for me
I was about to do the same mistake yesterday, but I remembered this scene and I didn't do it, but I haven't slept either... I don't know how to deal with her past... but her past is still a little in the present so I don't know what to do... :(
In a perfect world, we won't have to chase our amys. Amy is the unattainable. To be someone's Amy would mean everything to me. I would wait for him to catch up, no matter how long it takes.
Kevin Smith and Richard Linklater are very alike in the way that they are the two who can speak their dialogue the best. I just wish that Kevin wasn't so silent in his films all the time.
"What the fuck are you trying to say, dont make me ask so many damn questions, you can always tell that stupid Amy story all the time, but you cant spit out hey I disagree or yo those are some good cheese fries Just fuckin say it already."
i actually thing this scene is really poorly done
endauthority 2 weeks ago
Kevin Smith is so brilliant.
Erkerkerk123 3 weeks ago
Affleck don't even care about the story, he's still amazed that Bob spoke! lol
tylermichael42 1 month ago
Amazing edit, great job. I loved it. :)
zombiechaos89 1 month ago
fucking hilarious!
msglimmertwin52 1 month ago
what movie is this?
kNbrood 1 month ago
@kNbrood Read the title of the video.
crazybaseballdude12 1 month ago
I cried when I watched this.
13yearsrox 1 month ago
Everytime he speaks in these movies he always says something real and meaningful I live it when he speaks
510Erock 1 month ago
@510Erock yeah man, it feels like when he speaks, he becomes kevin smith and not silent bob, dropping some life knowledge..
LoafiMon 1 month ago 5
shiiiiiiitt silent bob speaks mother f*****
ringo12311 1 month ago
nice speech bob say that to your x girlfrend
MrDjvance 1 month ago
love this movie! can you tell?
chasingamy77 2 months ago
Best relationship movie ever
godmode9 2 months ago
St. Shithead
1991Necromancer 2 months ago
Why would you re-edit this scene?
whiteyak41 2 months ago 5
@whiteyak41 it was an experiment to see how hard it would be to keep the audio synced up
josephlesquivel 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
Probably best speech ever made..Silent Bob most be the most interesting movie character of all time!
FunOrNotFun 2 months ago
this movie made a real big impression on me. then i made one on a real cute cheerleader.
TheSmutchypuss 2 months ago
this isnt actually what kevin wrote for in the script , apparently he kept forgetting the lines and he then decided to make it up on the spot. that my friends is a true writer !
crazimichael123 3 months ago
man that story is just the same as mine but my amy was calld jasmie she was my amy to my silent bob so in outher words i chasing jasmie
stuntmanbam 3 months ago
Im chasing Katt..., Fucking Labels!!!. why two human beings could not love??. Love ... the real ... is something very, VERY rare!, When two humans are in love that is the only thing that matters!, The rest?..., do not care!
@stuntmanbam
pinonoir302 3 months ago
Silent Bob speaks words of wisdom.
guitarraelectrica 3 months ago
lol i love how he says 'a couple a years ago' the second time
dinkhead1 3 months ago
whats this song
Thecermit 3 months ago
I had a similar experience to which silent bob has.
Only I don't regret telling mine to take a walk xD
xanderdude123 3 months ago
:O HOLLY FUCK BISCUTS!!!! Bob is amazing when he talks.
xOxNarutoUzumakixOx 3 months ago
Silent Bob is so wise
Trixiechk405 3 months ago 2
That's deep
BlackWater1986 3 months ago 2
On how they are thinking and feeling at the time and who knows what they were thinking....basically these issues arise from your self-esteem. Askung yourself, "does she/he want THAT life (the past) or what I have to offer and the answer is you..cause if she wanted her past it would still be her present...hope that helps
JeffReynolds004 3 months ago
@krazywabbits. Unless you meet a girl that has spent 20 years in a cave or locked in a room with no windows (if they did they would have MORE issues) everybody is going to have a past. The key to getting over it is first; realize that you have a past and most people would not like to be solely judged on their bad decisions. Second, no one goes into a relationship thinking to hold back so they can save something for the person they are going to meet five years from now...people make choices based
JeffReynolds004 3 months ago
seriously this speech teaches such a serious lesson and its honestly helped me out in life
punksickjordan 3 months ago
cool storry bro tell it again :D
Madara757 3 months ago
0:49
He would have been a great dancer.
cobaltfirewarrior 3 months ago
The greatest Speech in a movie by far. At least almost ever guy has gone threw a situation like this (maybe not exactly) but still. Kevin Smith makes fuckin amazing movies and Chasing Amy is one of the best.
MadGary222 3 months ago
@baioken 37
MadGary222 3 months ago
There has to be a biographic thing in this theme. I mean its in clerks (sucked 36 dicks), its in here, just so present. I believe Kevin has gone through something like that in his life.
baioken 4 months ago
"She was a girl... i know that now" i fucking love that line for some reason
PuNkRaWk1994 4 months ago
Ah, this is my favorite Bob speaking part.
Nan655321 4 months ago
What the fuk is the internet??
simzxzxzx 4 months ago 3
4 people don't know about greatness enough to just about squeeze through the Grand fuckin' Canyon.
fastbreak055 4 months ago
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fastbreak055 4 months ago
@lobyte I know right! I've only seen it a handful of times too I'm just very detail oriented! Lol!
TeenageImperfection 4 months ago
Silent Bob is one wise ass mo'fo
Dhammond5 4 months ago 2
Forever looking for The Bob <3
harriethardcore 5 months ago 5
best... speech... EVER!
FlyingCheezBurgers 5 months ago 2
Do something. I lost my mind when I saw that the first time.
darkknight07100 5 months ago 21
I like how every "Clerks Film" is centered around breaking up, or finding the right girl, or something like that.
WarOfSalvation 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you didn't listen to the speech, but watched Jay eating suggar with a spoon!
ninoornik 6 months ago
Silent Bob doesn't talk much - but he remains the wisest character in the films.
As well - Jay can't spend more than a minute without dropping a few dozen cluster F bombs.
NicholasGeschke 6 months ago 7
I want to see a movie where Kevin is a leading role and actually speaks all the time, his voice is soothing.
Deanbass77 6 months ago 6
what is the name of this song dudes? Anybody?
Krafty77 6 months ago 2
@awesomeman462 I know dude. I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith and everyone at View Askew... I'd never make a joke out of something like that. I was commenting on a funny part in this scene. Lol. If this were real or something, and not in the script, I wouldn't be pointing it out.
TeenageImperfection 6 months ago
oh my god that was incredible... I almost forgot it used to be okay to smoke indoors!
nicrat 6 months ago 6
@xifeelnothinngx OH!! I see! Okay! :D Well yeah both ways! Lol! :D
TeenageImperfection 7 months ago
lol Silent bob: "Do something."
DietDrMario 7 months ago
I think this secne is probably some of kevin smith best work
krxahfb 7 months ago 26
Seriously what song is in the background....?
KotLoH620 7 months ago
Scene may be the greatest speech given in movie history!!! Kevin smith is a genius and really knows how to touch emotions while still keeping it funny overall and not sappy,lol.
HootWoob 7 months ago in playlist Awesome Quotes 5
So then after that, he just goes back to being silent?
AEgamesFtw 8 months ago
After listening to all the Smodcasting now, Smith's voice sounds so high-pitched here.
happydragonpics 8 months ago
I think Jay is just eating salt straight.
artie0001 8 months ago
@artie0001 Looks like the sugar container to me, but it could be salt. Either way, pretty weird lol!
Jeffko78 8 months ago
I'll always be Chasing Jordin...
griffinSOR 8 months ago
what song is playing in the background!!!.....Dat Shit is Dope!!!
Glostick94 8 months ago
Very well done man...classic Kevin Smith..I wish id remembered this monologue about 10 months ago...I'm Chasing Arlene...
KatSoPoLiS2012 8 months ago
I normally don't like it when people change how it happens in the movie, but this was very well done.
mazrimtaim10 8 months ago
Maybe not so much in this cut of the scene but doesn't it seem to take jay forever and a day to roll that blunt.....if you watch that scene from start to finish from when jay and silent bob enter and sit down jay is working on that blunt like as soon as they enter and doesnt finish till bob is more than half way through the chasing amy speech.....maybe it's just me but I'm willing to bet any blunt roller here could do It in half that time
cohenismyhero707 8 months ago
@cohenismyhero707
Who give a shit?
pinonoir302 3 months ago
2:59 Greatest Ben Affleck Scene ever..
klabkebash 9 months ago
@klabkebash i loled
Lange007 9 months ago
I was raised catholic hahaha
alilavji 9 months ago
I'm Amy, I hope when I turn around I'll see you not too far behind me.
Please don't take too long to figure it out, baby.
</3
beatnikchild 9 months ago 2
Funny, that movie wasn't done all that long ago but at the same time, you get the impression smoking has been forbidden in restaurants for years. Smoking is now banished in all public places, CDs are a thing of the past, video stores will soon disappear, what's next???
grinderman77 10 months ago
know the feeling
PunchlnChest 10 months ago
is that even kevin smith???
tristanstorm97 10 months ago
@tristanstorm97 yes but when he plays as silent bon he doesn't wear his glasses
huntsforcookies 9 months ago
best secene in any of his movies
krxahfb 11 months ago 6
kevin smith dancer in vegas HAHAHA
monkadelic13 11 months ago
Kevin Smith really knows his shit about love.
shteeeeeven12345 11 months ago 8
When Silent Bob speaks ---- PEOPLE LISTEN
Hunkola 11 months ago 117
want to see this seen other jay and silent bob films
lewnoob 11 months ago
This is my fave Ben Affleck movie. And frack the haters, I love Kevin Smith's movies.
Dean814 11 months ago
whats the song in the abckground when silent bob talks about amy ?! its amazing !
LegolasManowarMJ 1 year ago
I think, personally, We'll all chase Amy at some point. Right now, im chasing Amy.
Z3koD3vo 1 year ago 2
@Z3koD3vo i know what mean i am going the same way to chasing amy
stuntmanbam 3 months ago
That speeech made everything clear to me.
prefectcritic 1 year ago 13
@prefectcritic you and me both bro
stuntmanbam 3 months ago
So true...
LegolasManowarMJ 1 year ago
damn, word my ex is also called amy and im pushing her aside. i think imma go with bobs idea really.
MrShmokeyPot 1 year ago 6
And people say that kevin smith doesn't know how to write. Fuck that shit, he's the best. that ever will be.
theenoahray 1 year ago 5
omg this is my life right now...
kakabukkake0 1 year ago
@kakabukkake0 Does every guy go through this shit at some point? I mean details are different for everyone but same basic problem. I went through this shit over 2 years ago and I still don't know what the fuck to do. I love the woman but I don't know if I can let shit go you know. How'd your shiz turn out. Anyone can chime in if they've gone through this. I'm curios.
krazywabbits 3 months ago
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AbeVegaJr 1 year ago
@AbeVegaJr ....k
josephlesquivel 1 year ago 6
@AbeVegaJr Do you have A.D.D. or something. I read your little diatribe out loud and it still reads like schizophrenic word salad. Articulation, motherfucker, learn it.
Chazwozel1 1 year ago
00:51 showgirls move! lol
almostfamousss7 1 year ago
so what is chasing amy?? dont get all internet troll on my ass 4 askin but is it chaseing the same woman 4 a long time or what?? anyone?
1979rickfukingjames 1 year ago
@1979rickfukingjames It's explained in this clip! It's when you find "the one" but then through your own stupidity and foolish pride/wwhatever at the time you push her away and lose her, but then later realise that you were wrong. You then spend your time regretting it and chasing the memory of her, the idea of her... but you know you'll never get her back, cos you had one chance and you blew it...
roobend 1 year ago 4
I no longer am "Chasing Amy"
1313dreday1313 1 year ago
@1313dreday1313 :) good think you found her.
AbeVegaJr 1 year ago
Lmfao xD "Do something!" 1:44
MrRandomGino 1 year ago
All guys should pay attention to this..you'll never know if she truly was the girl who got away.
EricV1 1 year ago
I love how Jay is just sitting there eating sugar.
stilettosareanono 1 year ago 2
She was looking for me. For the Bob.
ItsCourtenayMmkay 1 year ago 3
I found my Amy. But that's not her name.
1114cole 1 year ago
If you need a laugh. Look at what Jay does when Bob calls himself small. 2:22
TeenageImperfection 1 year ago 106
@TeenageImperfection actually, that's a nod to the cigarette that keeps appearing and reappearing in silent bob's hand. but of course it works both ways
xifeelnothingx 7 months ago
@TeenageImperfection honestly dude with what Mewes was going through at the time its sorta not funny.
awesomeman462 7 months ago
@awesomeman462 It was worse when he was filming Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Jlancaster64 6 months ago
@TeenageImperfection
I've seen this movie 4 times and never noticed that xD
lobyte 4 months ago
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TeenageImperfection 1 year ago
that made me cry ... : )
MrMicraphone 1 year ago 2
Epic.
ChanceCorax 1 year ago
Kevin Smith just fucking gets things. Reason why he is my favorite director
johnnyA91 1 year ago 5
...that's deep man... You got to love silent bob...
finnianking 1 year ago 4
Bravo man !!!
milansikidjo 1 year ago
i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gangstastylegirlz 1 year ago
Sounds like Jack Black!
Bloodelfmoonkin 1 year ago
a metaphor on how to live your life
zappadead13 1 year ago
i chased amy once i should have let her walk :(
900bobby900 1 year ago
dam when silent bob speaks he tells it right
sharp93 1 year ago 2
You put this money together great. The clips of Amy and him together go along with his speech. & btw... I am ALWAYS Chasing Amy. I'm a deuce I know. lol.
LadyGM720 1 year ago
Chasing Amy is one of the worst feelings in the world.
redsoxfan3418 1 year ago 4
Similar thing happened to me. Still chasing Amy.
Dragosani44 1 year ago
this speech makes the whole movie worthwile
risetoboredom 1 year ago 3
@risetoboredom YYEESSSS IT SSOO DOESSS!!! i was like yyeaaa its atypical kevin ovie but then he said that speech and it was over for me!! lol the music in the back round made everything for me
nthani 1 year ago
@nthani Yeah youre soo right the music really gets to you!
risetoboredom 1 year ago
Silent Bob aka Saint Shithead lol
broalonzo 1 year ago
Lol Jay nudges him back, and Bob is like ''do something...''
But yeah, this bit is emotional.
BabyJuelz13 1 year ago
I've watched this speech like 20 times for the past week.
Adriankat 1 year ago 2
WWhat is the name of the song that plays in the background its driving me mad !
mgsfag9 1 year ago
I was about to do the same mistake yesterday, but I remembered this scene and I didn't do it, but I haven't slept either... I don't know how to deal with her past... but her past is still a little in the present so I don't know what to do... :(
XenWarriorTheReal 1 year ago
@XenWarriorTheReal: Don't, unless you absolutely have to. Also, watch the rest of the movie.
jenningsslayer314 1 year ago
I love the View Askewniverse films
Rathause 1 year ago
Why can't we be as brilliant as Kevin Smith?
tdub1013 1 year ago
lmao
Osiris32431 1 year ago
Best scene in the movie. We all chase Amy.
Lehmann108 1 year ago
In a perfect world, we won't have to chase our amys. Amy is the unattainable. To be someone's Amy would mean everything to me. I would wait for him to catch up, no matter how long it takes.
twistedroots666 1 year ago
Perfect....that is pretty much all I can say. Kevin Smith is a genius
bloodtypemd 1 year ago
Such a great scene.
YummyVillain 1 year ago
this is like the longest time silent bob talks
moneymaker8815 1 year ago 3
Video is VERY well put together. Good job man.
S13Sldewayz 1 year ago
I chased Amy... Jacobs that is
wmslotajr 1 year ago
Chasing Amy was superb and sad Drama/Romance. Ben Affleck and Joey Lauren Adams showed brilliant, emotional and very professional acting.
Magnolia296 2 years ago
why is it...when ever Silent Bob speaks, he always says something that'll get to you?
ToxicZUGGAL0 2 years ago 4
i'm chasing a airplane seat
dinosaurjerk 2 years ago 3
an*
RandomHero486 1 year ago
Kevin Smith and Richard Linklater are very alike in the way that they are the two who can speak their dialogue the best. I just wish that Kevin wasn't so silent in his films all the time.
equestrianstar4 2 years ago
Ever since I've been chasing amy... So to speak.
SaintFookinJimmy 2 years ago 4
Silent Bob's speech is one of the best speeches in the world of movies, IMO
reformedpaul 2 years ago 8
"What the fuck are you trying to say, dont make me ask so many damn questions, you can always tell that stupid Amy story all the time, but you cant spit out hey I disagree or yo those are some good cheese fries Just fuckin say it already."
Cidoflas 2 years ago 9
@Cidoflas You are a sad pathetic moron!, go play with your toys kid, and go spank yourself!
pinonoir302 3 months ago
nice clip man. i love kevin smith, one of my favorite scenes from the movie.
"do something" lolz
jimmysnucka 2 years ago
Damn - it missed off the best bit - "Do or Do Not - there is no 'Try'"!
The amount of times I tell that line to people & they don't get it? Sheez...
tdp1909 2 years ago
im out for blood great line
qtips3 2 years ago
appropriate. well said.
Mind1973 2 years ago
Very well written.
DrPoon 2 years ago 2
Silent bob has nothing to say most of the time the reason why he's silent but when he does talk its the most intelligent shit ever said ..
SpawnX1 2 years ago 11
i've been the amy, it's horrible.
Bertny 2 years ago 6
dude whenever bob speaks hes a total dick to jay lol but then again jays mean to him to but bob just sounds meaner
infamouskid823 2 years ago
The few lines Bob does speak, those are the best.
itsJayandSilentBob 2 years ago 3
man silent bob always has something awesome to say :)
Cpt50Caliber 2 years ago 4
I'm chasing amy 2...
shaneshit 2 years ago
That was nicely put together. Well done =)
BigHairyMarty314 2 years ago
im definately amy and am being chased.
poetress98648 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
stfu none of u r chasing amy
Johnheatmia 2 years ago
@ Johnheatmia. Bro, you have no idea.
Skcit420 2 years ago 2
Dang. Went through something sorta similar.
Cotygeek 2 years ago
that was some deep stuff
admiralprestoncole 2 years ago 7
I too, am Chasing Amy...
=[ (sigh)
ogacihc90 2 years ago 50
So am I. ugh.
Nilahas0 2 years ago
So am I, sadly
rangerzep83 2 years ago