[Wii] Doctor Who: Return to Earth - Chapter 16: Final Showdown

[hpcwarlord]

Even having seen only mere minutes of this.

I can see just how BAD this game was, doesn't look too good for the PC game does it?

[dd4rri3n]

Also....HOW DID THE DOCTOR SURVIVE?!!!!

[dd4rri3n]

Why is the Doctor's head big?

(by the way the free download game: Better graphics and gameplay.)

[MegaTARDIS101]

why would people make dis game?

[skaro090]

what would do rate the wii games out of ten? ?/10

[Pikawil64]

@skaro090

Divided by zero out of 10. It is that atrocious.

[badwolf66]

The new PS3,Vita and PC game should be better then this.

[terriblethomas101]

Blush? SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BLOOD SUPPY!

[crosshairs001]

4:05 very good timing ;)

[Reyson129]

My... my god. Major props for making it through that.

Also, what happened? Didn't they shoot the Doctor into the sun or something?

[aegriffin42]

wow. Award for derpest game ever. But thank you for posting it anyway so I could skip through and listen to Matt and Karen's voiceovers.

[Pikawil64]

@aegriffin42

Trust me, I only recorded this trainwreck to show how derpy it is to the universe. Mission succeeded by a thousand miles.

[gallifreyious]

2:44 DID HE JUST SAY SPOILERS?!

[TheCalebxy]

What exactly is wrong with the "prison box" resolution? That one actually had an explanation.

[Pikawil64]

@TheCalebxy

I'm just not fond of reset buttons in general, no matter how well they are written. Just a personal beef of mine.

[AnimeNinjaz]

nintendo 64 called, they want there graphics back!

[RobDalek]

This game is in my opinion not an abomination I really like beacuse it is challeging and has many puzzles and mini games and u get battle and your favourite baddies such as cybermen and daleks I wouldn't have thrown the game into a crack in time and space

[9863yr07]

This is her brother I love Doctor Who :). She hates Doctor Who big time :@

[Pikawil64]

@9863yr07

I assume she hates the show because the Doctor didn't prevent her from making a terrible mistake in the past?

*sent to detention*

[9863yr07]

@Pikawil64

Problerly lool

[blackmesaguy]

i like your final verdict. :P

[Ichigako]

fuck them all ! what a wonderfull universe but it' s one of the worst game i' ve ever seen. Damn them all !

[DoctorDo1234]

o-m-g! this game has such amaizing graphics!you can almost compare them to super mario bros and the origenal legend of zelda graphics! almost...

[Gunganbuster]

Sad really, I've seen PC games from the 90's that had better graphics than this. I' really love to see a good developer like Valve or Bioware get the liscence to Doctor Who and finally give us an epic game that does the series justice.

[Mozzyeon]

I wish they made a wii version of doctor who:the adventure agmes cus this has to be a very disappointment.one of the most rubbish games ive evr played >.<

[kingdom2505]

4:07 Ha ha nice timing with the music!

[GamerWho]

I congratulate you on playing through this abomination. Quite frankly this is one of the worst retail games I have ever played. It has ugly graphics, terrible controls, and tedious gameplay. How dare they fob Who fans off with this drivel.

[hollando1993]

The Dr looks like a hobbit lol

[ALLYSIDESHOWDUDE]

This game looks rubbish. I would recommend getting Doctor who: the adventure games on PC. The graphics are a hell lot better plus it's free!

[badwolf66]

This game is an insult to Doctor Who and to the Gaming community.

[DeltaV0]

This is Daikatana all over again.

[KelvTwelve]

NOW FOR THE NINTENDO 64, DOCTOR WHO: RETURN TO EARTH

[SirWillig]

hold on so in this game fire can kill the daleks and yet in the adventure games nothing can? adventure games are the best, but this sucks

[StamfordSupernova]

lol at the end, WOOHOO!

[DoctorWhoMaster999]

well to be fair its ok but i can see where it could have been much better and the bits that were annoying ha ha i also love your verdict ending LOL

[DoctorWhoMaster999]

well to be fair its ok but i can see where it could have been much better and the bits that were annoying

[krazilykoolklips]

Very 'unaverage' ending. When I did it I completed this level in about 2 minutes, and the second time a glitch happened. I snook past a Dalek, and went over to a corner. It noticed me, and started heading my way. It then fell off the railings O_o. Eventually al of them did that, and I went to look at the Daleks, and they were on one of the ledges. I kept throwing the things at him but he wouldnt notice me. It was really weird!

[Tiswaser]

Or better yet download Doctor Who The Adventure games by Sumo Digital and best of all it's actually good and it's Free which Is much better than paying for this piece of garbage!

[AnimeAelita]

keep pressing 8, and youll just keep getting a "You're Learning." makes me feel better after a test

[mortalhellion]

Seems to have the right idea with a third person Doctor Who video game... it's just the execution of the game play/graphics isn't up to par. They should have someone like Bioware do something with Doctor Who to expand on the universe and give it more versatility to play around in the game. Instead, it looks far too straightforward.

[TheDoctorwhotardis99]

bye bye game

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

And the ending seems pretty anticlimatic. Sure getting past the Daleks on Lava seems cool, but then the ending afterwards just happens, and it didn't make much sense- where did those gun blasts come from? Were they aimed at the Doctor? We don't see them firing. And how does he escape from the Daleks to get on the Ship with Amy and blow up them up? That and I find it weird that the Adventure games had better graphics- these are on par with the first Harry Potter game on the Playstation 1.

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

A proper Doctor Who game for the Wii would be awesome, like a Dalek vs Cybermen or Sontaran vs Rutan RPG or Shooter, this looks pretty mediocre. And what's with the Daleks being deactivated by a little bit of flame? They can take bullets and lasers, and plus surely they would sense the flames coming on and not drive straight into them, and also see the Doctor? 

[electrikviolinresh]

love the ending you made :)

[OlimarBrawler]

Press play on the video and keep pressing 7

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUUUUU-FULY THEM, INTO THE SUN

[clonekiller1231]

did you know you can get the 11ths sonic wii remot

[Scrummy64]

@RYCloud92 Definitely agree with you there, 'The Adventure Games' is a fantastic trilogy in its own right. The current series only takes about five hours to complete all four but hopefully they'll make a retail version containing 2011's second series alongside the 2010 one.

Have you played the new one yet? It's awesome :D

[Sindre1]

Steven Moffat's son likes videogames.

Hopefully he will let him know how crap this is.

[thehumondalek]

At the end you should have put the doctors voice saying "That was scary... Never, never again!"

[Hi675445]

look bad could be better and on xbox

[luneth22]

8:44 onwards LOL

[luneth22]

2nd worse game ever aside from Wheelspin Wii

[Funinc1]

That game is horrible. The adventure games, on the computer are better by far.

[snroblox1234]

ik the game is rubbish but it is long that is good

[theposhenglishguy]

the list of people from 7.50 onwards is a list of people i need to kill for making this games

[RYCloud92]

I dont understand why dont they just port the PC Adventure Games to the Wii. Quick money and they wouldn't have to waste time of a game that looks like....like this?!

And this is a poor excuse on the BBC's part. If companies can make decent looking games like GoldenEye 007, Resident Evil 4 and Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii then why did the Doctor Who game end up looking like, well this. I'm not a graphics whore but that just reeks of "take the project money and spend 1/4 on the game" to me.

[Scrummy64]

8:44 onwards made me laugh XD

[AceTrax2007]

Thank you, for playing this abomination of a doctor who game. Now I've got an idea how bad it is.

[TallAnimations]

and Amy are 22 meters away from each other, yet they can't be more than 2 meters away.

And I loved your joke at the and... put the game in a crack in the skin of the universe... so it never existed.

Sorry about this rant.

[TallAnimations]

And I just exceeded the 500 character limit, so I will continue:

And now these two games- panned, the story often being pointed out as being crap. Which it was. This may have worked for a TV adventure (apart from the ending which was lame and non-sensical)

Also a thing which I don't think anyone else has picked up on... but what is the point of telling us how far away the other protagonist is? Asylum may well have saved them self the effort of coding that. And at 6:47 it says that the Doctor

[TallAnimations]

OMG I'm so proud of myself I endured the ENTIRE THING!

This was so terrible though. I've played all the free Adventure Games and they are absolutely brilliant, the graphics aren't the best but hey it if a free game. The stories are brilliant but this was terrible. I don't understand why the BBC loves Oli Smith so much - he wrote Blue Moon, a short story for the Doctor Who website - terrible. He wrote The Runaway Train - the only crappy New Series Adventure book. And now these two games- panned.

[spyro9981]

This is it?! this is the game they expect us to pay £35 for!?! No way, no offence but this is the worst game i have ever seen for a DW video game EVER I LIVE doctor who ALLOT but this is just an insult

[RubeboyProductions]

Looks like a ps1 game...

[spyro9981]

@RubeboyProductions Agreed

[lantosimos]

how the hell did the doctor escape the supreme dalek?

[norbit87]

Your edit at the end was brilliant and hillerious

[Dancingwithotters]

This video description is pure brilliance. Whoever you are Pikawil64, your my kind of guy. Thanks for making this Shakesperian tragedy of a game something quite entertaining!

[Tuznecote]

Errrr... what happened at the end. Was we meant to imagine the Delek shooting at the dr and him dodging and getting away? I mean for godsake. Did they forget that this is a computer game which means its got pictures and everything?!

[Scrummy64]

How is it that this, a full-length, retail Doctor Who game, has significantly worse graphics and framerates than 'The Adventure Games', which are free PC downloads?

[GulStraxus]

The Doctor scratches his head an aweful lot in this game. Head Lice?

[WilligsPage]

the daleks sound awful in this game! Nick Briggs FTW

[Deathlygunn]

3.40 is epic

at least for this game

[zordbuilderw]

@Pikawii64 I neither care for nor play the Assassin's Creed series>

[Pikawil64]

@zordbuilderw

And DK?

[dommy569]

sombodys steeling the stut cocks lol

[Endgame167]

This game is an insult to Doctor Who, the Wii's capabilities and gaming in general. I pity any poor child who ends up with a parent buying them this without looking at reviews.

[Pikawil64]

@Endgame167

I also pity any child who wants this over quality family-friendly titles like Sonic Colors or DKCR (...well, barring the optional as-brutal-as-Super-Meat-Boy temple levels) just because it's Doctor Who.

[Endgame167]

@Pikawil64

Well, that's clearly the market this "game" was aiming at. Something cheap, quick and lacking in effort or detail, with a single mass selling point slapped on it. The Doctor Who label. The pessimistic part of me reckons it'll still sell well enough here for just that reason, but another part again really hopes that somehow its reputation will be enough to force it into shelf warmer status. And you're right, the idea of a child passing up on DKCR for this is frustrating indeed.

[zordbuilderw]

@Pikawii64 nice sonic colors reference in the description, that was funny.

[Pikawil64]

@zordbuilderw

And yet you didn't notice the utterly blatant Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and DKCR SPOILERS there?

[KirksMerkin]

OMG - a Doctor Who game should be EPIC by default. Somehow though, they always manage to make me want to hang myself. If you want your faith in a GOOD DW game restored . . . checkout the mod for FALLOUT 3 called The Last Child Of Gallifrey. Walkthroughs are all over youtube - its the perfect kind of game for what I want as a fan. Too bad FANS are so starved from crap like this they end up making there own stuff and BETTER too! Kinda like FANS taking initiatives animating lost eps.

[Pikawil64]

@KirksMerkin

Did you say "Fallout 3 mod"? Hmmm, I'll hafta follow this!

[vanherrmann]

thx pika for the zoom in shots of the faces, they are characters from the DS game lol. ds game is still better in my opinion lol

[alphamonster123]

they made the doctor look gay

[seanwray1]

its not a bad game i mean yeah asylum is not the best at making games but still its doctor who it is something you will want to buy and play just for the fun of it for being doctor who. Im still getting this game because i love doctor who and i dont care how both games look as long as their doctor who and it is a game i am happy

[TheEocene]

what a horriffic, ugly game. It doesn't deserve the title "DOCTOR WHO"

[gf202020]

So...are you also gonna tackle Asylum's other aborted fetus of a game for the Nintendo DS, "Doctor Who: Evacuation Earth"?

I bet that's where Ivy saw The Doctor before....

[Pikawil64]

@gf202020

No, because A. I don't have a feasible mean to record my DS in live feed and B. me very busy recording the Returns; me currently at the Factory, so close to the end.

[TheInfinityParadox]

I notice that Exec. Producers Beth Willis and Piers Wenger get a mention in the "Thanks to BBC Wales" bit for the game credits, but Steven Moffat doesn't...

Evidently the Moff knew a dud when he saw one!

[jjakagary]

Who on earth did the Dalek voices????????? Geeze! Sounds like on of the gay daleks lol

[Pikawil64]

@jjakagary

Alistair Lock, who occasionally did Dalek voices in Big Finish's Doctor Who audio dramas alongside Nick Briggs, the new series' Dalek and Cyberman voices.

[wittyreviewer]

Wait...huh? What happened!? Who...what...what!?

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

I HAVE NO MERCY FOR SCREAMING AT THEE---ARGGHH.. *coughs* okay... ow... my.. lungs just exploded... *coughs* I don't feel so good... Damn it, that game made me scream so loud and hard, my lungs are dying... I don't feel so good anymore...

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

I'm not done yet.

Seriously, I wish the Asylum Entertainment should be bankrupt. It's making Big Rigs look like a fucking masterpiece. Shove every single Return to Earth game in Mexico with E.T. In fact, I rather kill off the Asylum with my cold dead hands!!!

THIS... IS... HORRIBLEFUCKUS!!!!

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

Damn straight. Here's what the Angry Video Game Nerd would say:

"This game is a piece of monkey shit that came out of their anus. I rather eat rhino puke and beat myself with a horse's dick! This game fucking sucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking sucks! Horrible gameplay, the music is bland, and worst of all, it shouldn't be made!"

Now here's what the Nostalgia Critic would say.

"FUCK THIS GAME!!!" *shoots the game with his gun* FUCK THIS GAME!! THIS CRAP! AND I MEAN REAL SHIT!!!"

[gf202020]

In Journey's End, The Supreme Dalek had M.Bison coloring...and here...HE HAS SHIN BISON'S (EX3) COLORING.

THEREFORE, HE MUST BE SHIN SUPREME DALEK...A FINAL BOSS SO POWERFUL HE GETS KILLED...off...screen?

aww...I wanted to see a Dalek do a Psycho Crusher...