Jesus will survive

[TheOrginalGriefer]

Y NOT DO IT BOUT ALLAH?OR HITLER?ORHINDU?

[supervaginareturns]

FUCK JESUS HAIL SATAN. IN LIKE PORN

[EmoDragon66]

Why does jesus sound like a woman??

[hecate55]

I have seen this so many times, I thought I should finally get around to subscribing.

No doubt this will offend some people, but.................LOL!

[muthanagubran]

this ain't funny makin fun of Jesus like this

[vi3tboi32]

I love you JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kvk4life]

i am cristen but i am young so i like this vid (GOD please forgive me!!)

[Kewlplxkkthxbai]

I think it's so bloody fun watching all these religious guys commenting with all their pious lines about "Jesus Christ our Savior" It's bullshit. But still fun as hell seeing how the young people of the day are being brainwashed XD

[cooliodude565]

omg lol!!! that waz sooooooo funney

[lona498]

what the heck is wrong with u people??? i hope the one who made this video will go to hell!! jerks!!

[cooliodude565]

O.M.G! DID HE REALLY DIE?!!?!?!?!?

[kuri91akr]

im so sad how the hell the people are so stupid and so ignorant this is so wrong whoever did this video will burn in the hell for the eternity

[RyvernRaigon]

this is soo wrong,but it was funny as hell xD,and geez it's just a joke

[raven2knight]

hahaha priceless;)

[killerponcho123]

What's wrong with you?

[flygurl5333]

halarious!!lol!!!

[chrizza14]

oh!how dare u did this?!are u insane?!ur soo bad!u think people are having fun with yer creation "HU U R"?..well..think again..u just make fun of our SAVIOR!..

[dakradelfall]

u r sooo fucking racist i am christian!!!

[nocheinweizen]

relax dude you can still quit that.

[monkeyfACE6911123]

dude not racisim secteairinism

[BloodyAnims]

he aint a racist.You are a bitch...Did he said i hate Ni***** and Christians?ZOMG

[darthcrowe]

awsome

[olemissman2012]

Man this is a very bad song how can any of you like this? It is making fun of our Lord Jesus Christ who created every single one of you so you could do this but I don't care if you want to burn in hell that's fine with me.

[GuitarzLover]

man.. shut up

[gamefreaks18]

lmfao!!!

[silkydraws]

I bet that wasn't really Jesus.

[kattylovesjesus]

oh well NAH

[owens10101]

accept vid pesponce please x

[owens10101]

my viersion is better

[darlingmax]

Hilarious ...

[starbound12902]

hahahahahahaha wow I LOVE IT STILL EVEN AFTER IVE SEEN IT A BAGILLION TIMES ROTFLMAO!!

oh and all yall raggin on this great piece of art

GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR HELLO? THE PLATYPUS? I MEAN COME ON A MAMMAL THAT LAYS EGGS hilarious!!! and what about dodo birds? their funny lookin and also REPUBLICANS haha so funny j/k about the republicans nobody is perfect

[mmm12]

oh myGod help me!!

i cant stop laughing

[killerdeliveryboy]

o man im going to hell, cause haha that was freakin funny

[ViperDrifter]

my god, u people are gay

[cardiotube]

uoiiuyoiuyi Funny thing haha gogogaga

[dalexbra]

It's fucking funny. The most funniest movie about Jesus I've ever seen.

[robinho179]

lmfao!!! faking funny jezus lol but uhh dotn be noobishc:P lol kidding it faking nice :P i mean that end:P

[pingguokia]

i dont find it funny at all

[nightshot63]

LMFAO ThaTS SO FUNNy!!!

[singhisking93rex]

it is the boring ist thing evr it is crap he is a hairy fat idiot he is probly gay

[christian1892]

aSHAushaUSHaushaU que coñazo le dieron jajaja q verga tan loca :P

[decokb]

If some of you are so offended by this piece of comedy why don't you do the christian thing and forgive the film maker?? Faith without works is dead etc

Funny as fuck though

[1337ShadowChaos]

Would you forgive someone while that person isn't sorry and would do it again anytime? Would you even have a reason to forgive him?

Really, if someone would do something to me l would not forgive him until he at least stops with doing it.

But l am not offended, so do not have worrys. A_A

[duality1000]

your a hippi shut up its funny

[cringedragon]

yeah, its just a freakin vid, watch it, then forget about it.....

[1337ShadowChaos]

"In this video mocking and killing Jesus is humor. But if it were mocking and killing a homosexual it would be called a hate crime. "

Actually, he has a point.... If it was about a gay you would probably not say "its just a freaking vid" but when it is about somehting that mocks other kind of people it is okay.

So racism against gays isn't allowed but against Christians is?

Ah well, it still is funny.... I am just thinking that packrat23456 has a point.

[cringedragon]

i guess you have a point, but i still don't think i would've reacted any different...

[SHFUTS]

i gay would of laughed and these people probably arent christian so you know go fuck yourself and all that

[StarCraft2893]

lol

[madastonniesuh]

lmao!

[OoOJakeOoO]

Oh MY DAYS THAT WAS FUNNY

[KShizZleyo]

Lmfao

[xsuicidetreex]

haha mint vid ^^

I personally dont believe in religion, it causes too much trouble in society, theres absolutly nuthing wrong with having a sense of humour and plus how do we know all the stuff in the bible actually happened, its cause none of it ever did, we were evolved from simpler life forms not born from Adam and Eve and if we were wouldnt that make us all incest???

[cringedragon]

thank you.... finally someone who reveals the facts

[surfershikamaru]

someone lost a bet

[PojkiMouse]

Hey I like this! :-) Maybye it makes fun of god, but who cares about that, the vid is cool :-D

[borntwice872]

what? where is there respect for God??!!! whoever made this should repent immediatly and take this off :(

[sayhey666]

omg man get over it it's only in good fun god is a loving and for giving person he will get over it beside's he prob find's it funny him self lol

[borntwice872]

God (capitolized) doesn't simply dismiss sin. you are either forgiven, or condemned. and no, i dont think He (capitolized) finds ppl mocking Him (capitolized again) funny

[sayhey666]

man dont prich lol this is all in good fun i mean ( all in god fun ) lol man fuck all this god that god this othere we see him at the gate's or not i still love this and I think it's fucking funny as!! lmfao nice work to who ever made it lol

[RoseBlossomGul]

y r u making fun of jesus? :<

[lenkeydbz]

you guys are really jerks , i dont know how could you make fun of that ...

[jonathonsabarules]

wow so thats how jesus died so those priest always said he died on the cross wat a load of shit he really got run over by a bus in hollywood singing with hannah montana

[waynep2]

This is brillant the first time me and my cuson had the giggles

[KND5]

Hehe..What's up with that?? I think doing a video like this is bad, I mean for Jesus. impersonating Jesus is bad especially when you make Him funny. Well, it is kinda funny especially when that guy took his clothes off. And did I see Shrek?

[gorgeousno1]

u died again jesus

[chetamric]

meresi naligsan

[pink2delusion]

lol

[lovelymitchangel]

It's very funny. Jesus farted too.

[WingedFoxX]

XDDD

[MoeSlitz]

Funny stuff!

[se7endreams]

never gets old, lmao

[Kyorihart]

forgive and forget,

whoever did this video will get his retribution.

i admit although i hate it, i can't do a thing about it too

[OmnesExeunt]

Haha, excellent. Truly, truly excellent.

[Towairato]

This is sooo funny!

[Intachi]

I LOVE this video!! hates jesus and everythin'!!

[starrgzer3]

Byorp is a Bud light chugging dumb ass religious fanatic who loves the sound of his own voice. He is a racist, a bigot, and lastly but certainly not least, a complete fucking idiot. 'yes, please ignore all homophobic or otherwise ridiculous comments' jackass

[yourworstnightmare30]

ha funny

[Alfospeed]

hola

[Alfospeed]

hola soy la karen y soy feliz .... a mi hermano le gusta jesus

[musicjaygirl]

eeerr allow this man shve next time plz!!! no one will get attracted 2 u if u thing tuff luck

[fackub1tch]

LOL

[tviksas]

LOL :D

[Hakkican]

superb

[ChrisMargM]

Very creative! I think God would get a good laugh from it, too!

[Mizmusiclover]

Those people say that if you are offended don't watch it well it is human nature to look at stuff how were they suppose to know what was going to happen...they wanted to see what it was and then when they did thought it was wrong...so saying don't look at it then makes no sense that is like saying don't watch a movie named i love flowers. Because by the title you know what the movie is about.

[evkaevka]

u know what....go to hell, daddy will be glad...

[xxdxxscimxx]

wos he ment to be run over?

[LuisBusca]

Hahahah, that was wicked.

[xStubbornlove]

HA i love it!

[TheGudmen]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Love the ending hilarious.

[123pink1234]

banter u go jesus u the man

[ricardojurca]

Seus infieis!Onde já se viu? Jesus Cristo never sing this horrible music... He, com certeza, iria preferir: YMCA!...rsssssssss (I'm sorry; my inglish is very bad. I'm speak portuguese only!)

[manchesterDon]

well then gtfo and fuk off back to your pathetic third world country

[luvinbigbrother]

well it's just that person's opinion and no need 2 b rude manchesterDon !

[Mizmusiclover]

This is why America has been tagged the dumbess and most corrupt contry in the world... Always talking about other countries beeing lesser and "third world" ever think that if we would stop stealing there Natural Resources and if they actally did try to stop us they wouldn't be a third world country..

[DasFahrt]

do you even live in america? you are sadly mistaken. Americans don't think of EVERY SINGLE country lesser than US, and we only steal recourses from Iraq because of george bush, if you actually studied in your THIRD WORLD schools that WE send money and supplies over for you would shut the fuck up right now. WE STARTED OUT AS NOTHING, BROKE AWAY FROM THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AT THAT TIME AND OCCUPIED ITS PLACE, GET IT RIGHT AND STOP MAKING RETARDED ASSUMPTIONS.

[MaguiNightmare]

Hey man...part of what you say is right (the fact that none of you should be pointed because of you president's decisions). But, only for you to know, our "third world schools" are as good as yours, and for you to know, giving ressources to us is not the only thing that your president(s) do "for us". Please lets try to understand the facts forgetting our only side...thinking as a planet and not as a country. None of our countries is inocent of nothing.

[Mizmusiclover]

but no we just have to steal oil and other things from africa and other countries/continents and if they ever tried to do what we do to them all the time we make them look like bad people.

[Mizmusiclover]

like the nigerian scandales when we said they were stealing our money well we were trying to get deals without going through the proper procedure trying to get shortcuts etc. then we go cheated like how we cheat other countries.we are the ones keeping third world countries from prospering then we say oh let help thes poor countries they wouldn't be poor if we stopped cheating them.

[Mizmusiclover]

They are smart that is why they get higher test scores than us on the same test we take they can accomplish a lot of things but no noone thinks about that and i have a good idea about what your come back would be like. all i am trying to say is inform your self about other countries and stuff if you know more about them then you can actually say something. We are still opressing today just as a country.

[VolcanicRatsBum]

read the bible

[TouzokuKami]

No thx.

[UsaamaIbnZayd]

May Allah curse anybody who insults the Prophet Jesus, May Allah destroy anybody who insults the Prophet Jesus, and may those that mock the Prophet Jesus burn in Hell.

And the dwellers of fire will call to dwellers of Paradise: "Pour on us some water or anything that Allah has provided you with." They will say: "Both (water and provision) Allah has forbidden to the disbelievers." "Who took the religion as amusement and play and the life of the world deceived them." [The Qur'an 7:50-51]

[rlndgoerignoie]

if you love jesus so much, why are you cussing like everyone word..or almost

[crazycells12]

ıs he sure that he will survive?

[suntzulive]

its really quite funny and those who don't find it funny are pathetic

[0incorporeal]

That's not funny, and it's really a waste of my time watching it. I can see why it offends people, and it is in bad taste. P.S. Jesus = fictional.

[theryan244]

i gusse its ok, and other people who thouhgt that this was bad 4 jesus cmon its just a movie!

[Quevaal]

I don't understand why people get upset. Jesus died almost 2000 years ago and has not been seen ever since, so I'm sure it's not him on the video.

[Cerealkiller050]

How is this Disgraceful?? It said HE WILL SURVIVE!! hahaha, pretty funny.

[BlackestIncarnation6]

fuck the jesus : )

[byorp]

fuck you and your mom, Blacke...

[BlackestIncarnation6]

haha dude, go ahead, fuck my mom. shes a goddamn slut. if actually had the honor of seeing you or jesus. id slit your fucking throat and leave you for dead in an alley you bastard.

[byorp]

no, you will just suck my cock, idiot, get lost.

[BlackestIncarnation6]

haha iv seen you say that to many people kid. god doesnt like homo's too much. id watch out for lighting!

[byorp]

She may well be a slut if you are her son, but I'm not interested in your biographical details. Get lost idiot.

[byorp]

Ignore my previous messages, Blacke... May God have mercy for you, and for your mom and family.

[philanselmoxxx]

u have to apologise to put this video

[TouzokuKami]

You make me laugh.

[baileyabb]

AHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAH HHHAAA HAA! I laugh as Some of you are to stuborn to laugh!

[rainawelch]

STOP DISSING JESUS

[dark282]

hehehehehehehe..

[ZenZZ]

lol!

[tuputam]

hehehe

[conchubar2]

who was driving the bus?

[NaikoroAbarai]

That's a disgrace to Catholics!!!!

[TouzokuKami]

Duh

[kph2pt0]

it's a disgrace to a lot more than catholics!

DUDE THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!

[Kakkakapulat]

There's no Satan, theres just USA!

[gofthicks]

LMFAO

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[AssassinNetwork]

Ew, I didn't know Jesus was gay...

[BlackFireRain]

THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!

[ARC805]

Jesus was a gay hairy man? fuckin knew it!

[airfrontman]

lol !

[byorp]

No, Iou are, ARC idiot

[Cin143dy]

that was awsome!!

he shuld die again

though shalt see Jesus run over by a bus.

[byorp]

Instead of writing this better keep silent.

[tooleyyxo]

that totally wasnt funny.

[archbishopjabber]

I watch this whenever I feel sad and it makes me happy.

[19Snoop91]

yeah it's amazing^^

can you send it to me pls

[musicman9897]

haha, this is such an amazing video, and ya, shudup ho's

[boxerbhai99]

shutn the fuk up plz, dont giv us a lecture, we just wanna see the guy christinas think is the son of god get run over

[666satanluvr]

hahahahahaha kill him again!!!

[alchemyfreak3]

xdddddddddddd!!!

[ghgfhjgd]

wtf?

[ArabianStig]

funny yet wrong

[ksmfortpeck]

dumb

[redkiller123]

Eh..Funny..But..ITS Realigious..HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Finacloob]

Lol, This rules! He will survive Eh? :P

[arreis666]

Anyone offended by this can suck my balls. Seriously, it's freakin hilarious. Especially from my athetist point of view.

[SyntheticCFM]

MMM FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Jesus . CUNT LICKER!!! How COULD YOU POST A VIDEO!

lol I liked it

[byorp]

fuck your mother, syntheticCFM

[xxXBexiegggXxx]

lol ummmm its onli a joke video seriously ppl ge a lyf and a sense of humor!!!! i think its jkz

[ZeNiDaS]

cristo y mis bolas, asi de simple jodido gringito si te choka no veas y dejas asi de amanerarte por algo tan simple como eso...maldito rupestre...T KB EL SALAME :D

[PotterPhantom]

calm down everyone its just a joke. Its not like anyone really believes in this (if they do they need an appointment) anyway, its just a fake video. its not like you'll go to hell for watching this fake joke. calm down. I mean rly.

[dicknut17]

Regardless of the merit of this video, I have to say that the comments here are hilarious! What kind of "believer" scours YouTube hoping to find morally redeeming stuff? You're only gonna find stuff like turtles fucking each other and Jesus taking a dump. Enjoy it!

[pecenka]

this is LIEK EXSTRAMLY HILLARIOUS!!!

[knate08]

Christianity makes me giggle.

[BendixX69]

jajajajajajajajajajaj RELIGIOSOS RECULIAOS

wajajaja

[TeejVarell]

This made me laugh so much.

ah man..jesus and a bus.

hey asshole being gay, he didn't get hit by a bus FYI, he was pixelated in, so really..no harm done. get over it. =D

[nekopiratechick]

^_^ you can't laugh at Jesus, but you can curse your brains out? I pity you.

[ZassouGita]

if you don't like this video then, don't watch it. You're making fools of yourself...and don't curse

[mgolobay]

Hehehehehee.... Here was a guy who never married and spent all of his time with twelve other bearded, swarthy, hairy men clothed only in robes and the cultists here are horrified at an image of him camping it up. Comedy gold. Keep it coming fundies.

[ArchiAngel]

Jewish Tradition stated that only the Mother, the Wife, or the Sister of the deceased was allowed visit the grave to apply the herbs and such to the body. The Angel Appeared to Mary Magnopline that wasn't Jesus's Blood Sister or his mother. Aslo God's first commandment was "be fruitful and Multply" so Jesus staying Chaste and Celebate would have been a bad example Do the Math.

[j0rdanimal]

I dislike religion (personally I am atheist). But I like this video. It shows some good classic music humor using a religious figure.

[Killthesmiley]

wow...

well jesus didn't bless you with the ability to spell...you should be pissed at him

[tigerstripes12]

hey...that was funny but dont make fun of jesus that way...you hear me?

[TruthMonkey]

It's a video for mobile phones. And if you are a christian then you never write such words infront of kids who might be reading it! No, I am not a christian.

[sexpuppetsandmonkeys]

90% of you are retarded spoon fed Christians with no sense of humor.

seriously.

grow up. You don't have to watch it, so don't. go pray or something.

[jeska9387]

It was cute and funny until the bus. That was just stupid. I liked the video until that, but now I completely despise it. That is not funny.

[potentpotables]

But that's the beauty of irony, isn't it?

[hugoTHEpudim]

haha muito bom!

[Escuro]

TAKE A CHILL PILL, people make jokes about religion 24/7 but then you decide to look all great and randomly become a bible humper, you post a hate reply... Get a life, this video is win.

[zibobi02]

All of you are pathetic. I doubt even one of you has ever read the Bible...with your remarks not one of you deserves to call yourself a Christian or a Catholic.

[Wolfrune]

so many brainless sheep in this thread. Hail satan!