@rub1k yeh, i haven't, like Lester, cause his wife is such a bitch,,u know its baaaaaadd when u literally have to whack off in ur own bed lying right next to ur wife, man,....its these american women, they suck, they're either lesbians or so in love with themself they have no desire to be with a man, unless its an unrealistic expectation of some fake guy who has to be perfect etc etc - women from other countries dont act like the bitches in america-white women suck compared to ebony women
@Yeshuashai1 u couldnt pay me to be with one of these dumbass american bitches anyways, they're boring, stupid, lame, they're not feminine at all, lol they're more 'man' than i am, demi moore and that stupid gi jane movie-women dont belong in combat, white american women are so evil and rebellious today, they dont even know their God-given role as a woman-they don't deserve to have breastts and a vagina, etc. at least foreign women have sex, children, families, usa-bunch of hags
i dont understand the sexual harassment charge.... he said "can you prove that you didnt offer to save my job if i let you blow me?" i still dont know what that means as a threat
@Orangeflava don't quote me on this, but I believe firebombing was a tactic used in WW2 where planes would drop incendiary bombs on an area of land and have the fire destroy buildings around it or something like that
wo parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
This movie really stayed with me. At the very least it made me think hard about what I value in my life and what I'm willing to put up with and conversely, what I will never compromise on. I will, in any way I can manage, choose to do work in my life that is honest and moral and makes the world a better place in some way, enriches the lives of humanity in a positive way, and is ethical to nature and the planet. Life is too short to do anything else.
The moral of this story is you can die safe and miserable, or you can take a chance. The scariest thing is not knowing what will happen, but if you knew the future you'd be dead already. It's the classic Adam and Eve story, the Tree of Knowledge myth that conveys a powerful truth. Let the apple be mystery, and all is yours.
I believe inside all of us, is a Lester Burnham waiting to break free, free of the constant boredom, oppression, and dissatisfaction, of living in a world which has you shackled in your place. He realized humans are not meant to be cooped up in a cubicle, within a room, inside a building; like a rat in a maze. Lester Burnham lived in alienation; completely detached from his reality, just like all of us. The only difference? That Lester Burnham dared to be happy; not many can say the same...
@jerrysoh619 hear hear! bravo people! awesome comments, so true, how we feel, it feels so great to pop in this movie, the lines are so realistically applicable to this life, we all could have it great if certain people werent assholes intent on power trips, greed, money, to try to control the rest of us, when they get dirty, get down in the dirt with them, dont take their shit, because eventually the bully gets their ass kicked, hopefully by us, 'OFFICE SPACE' is a movie similar
@jerrysoh619 id seriously rob an armoured car gettin one of those money bags would be so simple, or even go in a bank or somewhere and rob it just for the sake of doing it and getting money we all deserve anyways that the government is stealing, what keeps me from doing it, is i would never want to put someone in fear of their life, even using a water pistol, and 2, my conscience would eventually get the best of me, especially since im a born again believer in Jesus, i couldnt do it
@jerrysoh619 thank you for fully explaining to everything the message behind American Beauty. I already knew what it was, but I just wanted to say thanks for clearly explaining it's message.
I can watch this movie a hundred times and never get bored. It's an absolute brilliance of everything: script, acting, shooting, etc. In this world full of shit American Beauty is a real stand out. My greatest respect to all who made it!
THIS IS FUCKING INSPIRING!!!!!!!!!
13stevejohnson 2 days ago
"Man, you are one twisted fuck"
"Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose"
Love it.
tqsuited 1 week ago
Kevin spacey = Amazing actor, =)
DanielitaAndrea88 1 month ago
That makes two of us Lester.
Except I retire twice a day.
rub1k 1 month ago
@rub1k yeh, i haven't, like Lester, cause his wife is such a bitch,,u know its baaaaaadd when u literally have to whack off in ur own bed lying right next to ur wife, man,....its these american women, they suck, they're either lesbians or so in love with themself they have no desire to be with a man, unless its an unrealistic expectation of some fake guy who has to be perfect etc etc - women from other countries dont act like the bitches in america-white women suck compared to ebony women
Yeshuashai1 3 weeks ago
@Yeshuashai1 u couldnt pay me to be with one of these dumbass american bitches anyways, they're boring, stupid, lame, they're not feminine at all, lol they're more 'man' than i am, demi moore and that stupid gi jane movie-women dont belong in combat, white american women are so evil and rebellious today, they dont even know their God-given role as a woman-they don't deserve to have breastts and a vagina, etc. at least foreign women have sex, children, families, usa-bunch of hags
Yeshuashai1 3 weeks ago
77,777.
StreetFighterGamer 1 month ago
impressive sir.
rickmainecali 1 month ago
reminds me of fightclub...a lil bit...after he beat himself up...!!!!
inspecterwilson 1 month ago
@stig422 herp herp herpity derp derp
stormcorrosion 2 months ago
"For you Brad, I've got 5!" lmfao I died. That is legitimately how I sound at work
BanginBASICS 2 months ago
MAN, YOU ARE ONE TWISTED FUCK.
tninbredretard 2 months ago
avoiceformen . com
darkbyke 3 months ago
Note that it's on company letterhead. Nice touch.
bettyfelon1 3 months ago
i dont understand the sexual harassment charge.... he said "can you prove that you didnt offer to save my job if i let you blow me?" i still dont know what that means as a threat
quakov 3 months ago
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did he died?
dudehedieded 3 months ago
...I've been a whore for the ______industry < put in whatever industry you are in!
PedroAntoniodaCruz 4 months ago
@PedroAntoniodaCruz no
dmohr7 3 months ago
"an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."
great line
ChrisRane 4 months ago 3
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
stig422 4 months ago
@stig422 herp
stormcorrosion 2 months ago
@stormcorrosion worthless troll
stig422 2 months ago
@stig422 herp derp derp derp
stormcorrosion 2 months ago
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@stig422 "2 hecklers freedom of speech
2 the Godless I will pray for you
JESUS IS LORD"
cry me a fucking river, you fucking piece of herp derp derp derp herpity derp
stormcorrosion 2 months ago
"Not to mention.....Greg's wife."
tbmuex 4 months ago
One person doesn't retire to the men's room.
franzia1499 5 months ago
@:30
What is "firebombing"?
Orangeflava 5 months ago
@Orangeflava don't quote me on this, but I believe firebombing was a tactic used in WW2 where planes would drop incendiary bombs on an area of land and have the fire destroy buildings around it or something like that
MrAnimeviewer2000 4 months ago
did he get the deal??
BelledelaGroove 5 months ago
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One person must be buying p***y with company money...
LaBellax29 5 months ago 2
Great movie, but this movie would never be made in 2011 since nobody in their right mind would quit even their "hell" job in this economic climate.
MrAudacity11 6 months ago
MARVELLOUS ACTOR!!!
hearts76100 6 months ago
"Man...You are one, twisted, fuck."
The way he said that almost sounded like:
"Well played, Lester. Respect."
qmulus1 6 months ago
1 dislike...... I guess Brad`s been here!
paunocu 6 months ago 4
"Man...You are one, twisted, fuck."
Give Barry Del Sherman credit. He delivered that line perfectly. Just the right of inflection.
zivjax 6 months ago
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wo parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
TheTjhstar 6 months ago
I fantasise over doing this to my boss...
chooseyourblues 6 months ago 5
@chooseyourblues giving him a blowjob, you mean?
MrWaeseL 6 months ago 2
This made me want to watch every Spacey movie ever made
Grantmeister32 6 months ago
This movie really stayed with me. At the very least it made me think hard about what I value in my life and what I'm willing to put up with and conversely, what I will never compromise on. I will, in any way I can manage, choose to do work in my life that is honest and moral and makes the world a better place in some way, enriches the lives of humanity in a positive way, and is ethical to nature and the planet. Life is too short to do anything else.
Chizpurfle52595 7 months ago
i love when the boss says man , your one twisted fuck lmfaoooo classic
mrman3810 7 months ago
not to mention............ craig's wife! hahahaha
humpaloompa 7 months ago 3
Why is every scene, nay, moment of this movie so damn perfect?
Raidenx3490 7 months ago 2
The moral of this story is you can die safe and miserable, or you can take a chance. The scariest thing is not knowing what will happen, but if you knew the future you'd be dead already. It's the classic Adam and Eve story, the Tree of Knowledge myth that conveys a powerful truth. Let the apple be mystery, and all is yours.
owlcu 7 months ago 3
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This movie kinda blew me away
Cliffs0fDover 7 months ago
How did it become "blow" instead of "suck"?
kevinastraw 7 months ago
GREAT movie. Everbody wants to do this to their boss.
TheEvilelvis89 7 months ago 3
Awesome movie..
danmarino1970 8 months ago 3
I believe inside all of us, is a Lester Burnham waiting to break free, free of the constant boredom, oppression, and dissatisfaction, of living in a world which has you shackled in your place. He realized humans are not meant to be cooped up in a cubicle, within a room, inside a building; like a rat in a maze. Lester Burnham lived in alienation; completely detached from his reality, just like all of us. The only difference? That Lester Burnham dared to be happy; not many can say the same...
jerrysoh619 8 months ago 39
@jerrysoh619 amazing comment, inspiring in itself
dinkhead1 7 months ago
@jerrysoh619 hear hear! bravo people! awesome comments, so true, how we feel, it feels so great to pop in this movie, the lines are so realistically applicable to this life, we all could have it great if certain people werent assholes intent on power trips, greed, money, to try to control the rest of us, when they get dirty, get down in the dirt with them, dont take their shit, because eventually the bully gets their ass kicked, hopefully by us, 'OFFICE SPACE' is a movie similar
Yeshuashai1 3 weeks ago
@jerrysoh619 id seriously rob an armoured car gettin one of those money bags would be so simple, or even go in a bank or somewhere and rob it just for the sake of doing it and getting money we all deserve anyways that the government is stealing, what keeps me from doing it, is i would never want to put someone in fear of their life, even using a water pistol, and 2, my conscience would eventually get the best of me, especially since im a born again believer in Jesus, i couldnt do it
Yeshuashai1 3 weeks ago
@jerrysoh619 thank you for fully explaining to everything the message behind American Beauty. I already knew what it was, but I just wanted to say thanks for clearly explaining it's message.
Kirochi80 2 weeks ago
this is one fucking brilliant dialogue. Several assholes on the top in companies deserves to hear the truth.
MrQuagmire26 8 months ago 4
I love how he silently lip syncs it at the end of the memo
Aphasia17 8 months ago 2
Damn, I wish I had dirt on the people I work for where I could pull off this kind of blackmail!! Kevin Spacey, FTW!!
Zoidberg312 9 months ago
No, I am just an ordinary guy....with NOTHING to lose! YEAH
gargoyleTrance 9 months ago
that little nod at 0:12, I now use for everything I find satisfying in life from taking a shit to jerking off, so yeah just those 2.
freedomsoldier187 9 months ago
"you twisted little fuck" :D epic
bigacon 9 months ago
not to mention, Craig's wife!! LOL best bit of the entire movie
adipredescu1990 9 months ago
commie movie
SHMUJEW 9 months ago
@SHMUJEW oh dear, you obviously have no idea what communism or this movie means.
feelthegold 8 months ago
Do you have a job? " Yeah, I'm a Full Time Fuckin Legend"
MattHamilton101 9 months ago
I will more probably than likely do this sometime in my life, and get fired for it, and be the happiest person in the face of the earth.
antgarcia62 10 months ago 2
Well delivered by a brilliant actor, kudos to Kevin Spacey!
jessicana77 10 months ago
Press 5 for the most epic ownage in history! Hahahahaha
Gothxha 10 months ago
i love the way he says "against you!"
SamLovesFriemds 10 months ago 5
Man, you are one twisted fuck! LolLolLol
Tarantinolabaredas 10 months ago
"Buying pussy! wtf? :D
KingRodriques 11 months ago
"Not to mention... Craig's wife"
the expression that follows this statement is FUCKING AWESOME.
imgaston 11 months ago 7
I can watch this movie a hundred times and never get bored. It's an absolute brilliance of everything: script, acting, shooting, etc. In this world full of shit American Beauty is a real stand out. My greatest respect to all who made it!
buenavista17 1 year ago 20
Press 1 repeatedly
icecreamcakeandpiex 1 year ago 2
look at him nodding after he said jerkoff
ahceda09 1 year ago 3
my fiance and I love this scene! Spacey FTW!
flabreds 1 year ago 4
@flabreds indeed!
TheDMANDEZZ 1 year ago
This one's at the top of my list of several hundred films. The script, the cast...Just a beautiful take on life. Simply brilliant!
laaxe 1 year ago 4
God damn Kevin Spacey is good
SpaceCowboy9280 1 year ago 4
I love the fist pump! lol
lox470 1 year ago
Possibly the best "piece" of dialogue in contemporary cinema.
eastriverblues 1 year ago 129
@eastriverblues I agree!!.
supertren 1 year ago
Buying pussy with company money is illegal? Uh oh...
JakeandElwoodBlues 1 year ago 105
@JakeandElwoodBlues Don't worry, Pizza Hut doesn't mind. :P
Fmaack 1 year ago
one of the greatest films i've ever seen.
Whise us up Lester, you got the Meaning of Life !!!
cramerle 1 year ago
I Love THIS F.... Movie
MexicanAtheist 1 year ago 2