Failed Ninjas

[yannickdodge]

What a fail club not even a nice kick i do karate im yellow band i kicked 4stones

[jokeriske]

@yannickdodge the fail is its outside not costumes and no respect and not even real things that you need to stand on (i m dutch)

[ponpon158]

este maestro es un ladron !!!!! no les ha enseñado nada a esas criaturas , solo a mentirse asi mismos creyendo que saben algo ! aproposito el chico que golpea la tabla con el puño contraria a la perna que avanza , es una especie de maestro o que ? de dos tablas que tiene el tranfuga el guacho rompe solo la de a tras !! genial jajajajajaa , me da mucha pena ver que sus padres se rien en vez de darce cuenta que gastan dinero al cuete con un mal maestro ! es una pena ...

[yanjtze]

que lido trabajo!  :)

[50catch]

Sucks!!!!

[barrigabarrilete]

you can hear at the back..."ME DOLIOOOO"

[omasseiro]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[flash9tk]

Why have mats if you're gonna wear sneakers?

[hypno159753]

they can probably beat me up. i'm twice their age

[samus179]

@hypno159753 no, they cant. how old are you anyways? 

[darkrdemon499]

omg i dont know why but just how they all yell is so qureer and it ANNOYIS ME!

[VsMenda]

takie plytki sam bym rozjebal ;p

[Teamklutchxz]

no fair when i was there age we were not allowed to use shoes but then again i do Karate which i spouse is different, ( I'm a first Dan black belt for the idiots who think I'm faking it)

+ i break boards that are 3 center meters thick.

[flash9tk]

@Teamklutchxz Woah awesome

[Chibiwaza]

Note.... The strength of the legs is 6 times stronger than the arms....

[GerdLogan1988]

the girl kicks higher than me ^^ well done kids

[artienp]

Why da fuck do these mcdojos think that teaching kids how to break boards will teach them how to protect themselves in a real fight?

[Bibek9949]

WorsT DeMo.O eVa.a!

[Mutsusho]

Menos emoción los pibes....

[SyslogSNMP]

In holland, the first 2 weeks they dont have to wear suites. What i've learned is that you don't punch with all the strength you got, it's about concentration. If you try to break a plank with all youre strength, you can get a chance to break or bruse something. But, that's what i've learned. Sorry for my grammar, it's not very good!. :P

[SlickPopz]

"Boards dont hit back" - Bruse Lee. LOL

[ahaanpanday]

The Professors failed in this one

[mickyhirst1]

They shouldn't be allowed to do things like this at their age, their bones have not yet fully formed.

[apiwatbob]

Global warming!! please replace the wooden sheet with something else!......maybe, metal sheet ^^

[GoldenNinjaKing]

r u serious? LOOOOL

[luv2skate1000]

the only thing they should be learning to break are bones.

[jocafofocas]

stupid martial arts that teach break stupid things

[1969mara1]

this sucks

[bikizuzu]

Heh...to the lad at 0:53 that broke one with a punch...I'm with you, kid--even those reusable 'breakaway' boards that they sometimes use can really sting when you hit them wrong. ;)

This isn't a fail! I think all in all, they did pretty well!

[1aMattes]

omg.... ITS OVER 9000!!!

[VolDep45]

Where they using balsa wood planks?

[catmario425]

hey kids if u take ur steri- i mean vitamins u'll grow big and strong as chuck noris

[torgny4444]

Yes they are 7 years old and didnt break the boards to good... but the person is a fat pedophile at the age of 28 i guess...

[graynh]

The real fail is wearing shoes at TKD...

[hurican310]

pedophiles these days....

[TheGothicwarlord]

ooooooohh wow 6 year olds soooooo funny

noob

[Rygith]

These kids are like 7, and person who uploaded this video is the one who actually fails.

[punkassbitch49]

the real fail is that they are doing a show with no uniform!

[jackysew262]

I dont see anything so failure in here.

[theanghv]

why are they wearing shoes, lol

[Dantexz17]

jaja mortal kombayt!

[Kibotoyuki]

The female 'instructor' wasn't holding the boards properly. Plus, how are these children 'ninjas'? They're cute, but they're not assassins from way back then. The term 'ninja' has become such a watered-down name nowadays, it's pretty sad... and for those about to flame me, I'm not trying to be rude to the kids, I'm just saying.

[juiceknot]

pfffft! I can take any of these kids. I'm a white belt too. I might be older and outweigh the entire class, combined But we're all the same level. so it's still a fair fight. Right?

[WkurwionyEmigrant]

clap clap clap clap clap

[MrLukeySan]

At the very least one of the black belts helped by pushing the board into the rushing child. Still.. I'd hate to have my students embarrassed this much. Board breaking used to be a demonstration of focus and mind over matter, with no punches ending in a shaky fist or bit lips. Now I'm afraid people have reduced it to a parlor trick and humiliating experience for those who can't do it correctly.

[3lit3gn0m3]

@MrLukeySan not to mention boards that are weak in the middle.

[Quivver77]

Uploader is definitely a massive douchebag who's failed at life. 

[RealAngelo27]

These Martial Artist are Fake and Gays. Very clumsy and *Sigh,. okay Teach those kids real Martial Arts./

[MrDoable]

Their more adorable than violent lol

[letyran62]

@MrDoable Dopebear

[OblivionGeek222]

bare foot i might add

[OblivionGeek222]

damn.. i broke all my boards first kick and i was in 3rd grade these kids suck...

[Unknowntruth84]

How are these ninjas?

[Quy4life]

should have given them Styrofoam or cardboard disguised as wooden board without them knowing. It would make them wanna stay with the dojos!

[rasalghul5555]

Come join our dojo - we will teach you how to develop low self esteem, public humiliation, fear of failure and a "can not do" attitude that will last a lifetime. Other benefits include eating disorders, self cutting, and bedwetting. If you join now you can get a free gi!

[NAKOR007]

UPLOADER FAIL!!!

[MartialArtist112]

the boards i have to break are like 6 times that size and i have to break 2 without spacers

[Exdiez]

did one of them kick the wooden board with their shoe on and start crying? lol

[SuperTurkishMafia]

ahem... why do you think the user named this FAILED NINJAS ....i think u guyz can be smarter except ya just are TOO LAZY to read the dam name! >:O



[dick110590]

if this was in china or japan they'd be assasins lol

[Lonmeister27]

wow, that was weak!

[Grinder116]

this looked a lot like a mcdojo.

The techniques were all done wrong and without power.

completely agree with yuhcgte ^^

[dick110590]

i'd kick their ass and really make them shout yah

[TheRand0mDude1]

@dick110590 their seven year olds no shit

[lyue1996]

Ninja use Ninjutsu, Taijutsu or Karate .. not taekwonDo ..

[hotboyme]

they didn't fail the lady instructor didn't hold the board right.

[ColRaze]

LOL pure Mcdojo grade Martial arts ability right there.

[AlmightyDonutx]

okay I realize that they're kids but seriously? Those boards are like half an inch thick and they've got shoes on. That school is obviously a joke, but I dont think that all of them in the US are like that. The dojo I go to in Oregon is really great and definately not a "black belt mill"

[Leonidas3235]

i dont get how they failed...theyre just beginners and i was only that good when i started...now imma second dan black belt so ill pwn ur asses

[LukeWhitaker]

i dont see how a seven year old can fail at anything? they're just kids did pretty good

[MikeSpike227]

@LukeWhitaker no no no your looking at it wrong the teacher fails for not having chuck norris as the teacher

[eargrey]

those boards are kinda skinny,,,

[Fezzz1]

I feel like this whole movies sucks... did I miss the funny part or something???

[darknesspirate]

seems like the people holding the wood just snap it as the kid punches it. i picked it up after the guy switched places with the girl. cause the girl couldn't snap it. like the twig it is.

[TELJAN]

Why failed?These are just kids,they cant be taught how to pouch or position hand during punch,no matter how good teacher is.

[waldomarek]

Q: What to do if wooden boards as thin as paper won't break when hit?

A: You keep on yelling.

[shaolinmantis77]

It looks like it's the female BBelt's fault; the boards broke on the 1st strike when the other people were holding.

[Urbanweirdo7]

ITS PROBABLY PLYWOOD



[Serostern]

@Urbanweirdo7 No, in plywood they turn the fibers at right angles for every layer. This is veneer.

[TyphoidExcel]

is this sum kind of cheap mexican daycare karate?

[narutomaniac100]

the girls beat the boys on this one lol

[Xtwqedfaghyuinm]

@narutomaniac100 no,because they use the legs and is so much easy ¬¬

[narutomaniac100]

@Xtwqedfaghyuinm O.O i think punching is easier than kicking.

I have no flexibility in my legs :P so that's why. And my fists kinda lost feelings in it.

But then again, I guess you're right. Kicking has way more force than Punching. But it's the other way around for me.

[Xtwqedfaghyuinm]

@narutomaniac100 okay

no flexibility in your legs?,daa is okay xD

[Rufus702]

Each and every one of these kids need to be introduced to the harsh reality of Muay Thai.

[captainamazingg]

... those are cheap cheap boards man... looks like they're thin as paper... yet the kids can't break them... the trained karate kids can't break them so the "black belts" have to break it for them.

[jayh3r]

god those woods r cheap

[tjtomax]

ok I know there are a lot of stupid classes people pay for and the class just cares about the rank of "Black Belt"... and these comments about those classes are all true. But saying these kids are bad is just wrong... I mean they are what like 8?

[TheFallenEcho]

@tjtomax exactly

[ImbaNaga]

@tjtomax I don't care about belt-colours just because of the fact that it doesnt tell anything about the skill the fighter has. At those types of sports is all about the teacher. If you have a really good teacher you rock as a black belt but if ur teacher isnt motivated you will suck. sorry for my bad english..

[duertoadr]

hahaha just take a look at those children and the trainers... theyre all TOP MOTIVATED, irony off :D haha

[kissing88]

"Boards don't hit back"

[alteph]

@kissing88 they're kids man.. let be.. although Bruce was right

[sqmse]

The last girl got some skills

[TheDanceofjoy]

cute kids, but why are they teaching them breaking at this age , this is stupidity.

[MW2Zarimo]

They got shoes on :o no wonder why the foots didnt hurt...

[marcos8th]

this is not cool >:(

[yuhcgte]

AFTER LOOKING AT THESE STUDENTS, I'LL FIGHT THE MASTER..

[hmgboi69]

@yuhcgte lol..i couldn't have agree more...

[cannonbulk]

@yuhcgte lol they're just kids.

[DkBieber1]

@yuhcgte They are probably beginners.

[DkBieber1]

2:35 pretty good kick 

[MrFreak1323]

lol boards

[felixrosado1]

senda por que ria de video

[yumzyumzyumz]

lol kid at :59 broke a growth plate :O XD 

[shinobicct]

why are they wearing shoes?

[lehn93]

This is WTF Taekwon-Do?

[skeebert]

lame

[WeI1994]

look at 0:52..you see that not a real board..just a "cardboard" board...can break with head..

[martialartguyxxx]

@WeI1994 not card board, thinner for kids, but not card board.

[killuminatii1]

Yaa!! Yaa!!!! Yaaaa!!!

[joeytrimble]

i was in karate for 4 and a half years and picked up a red belt ...these clowns goto a few sessions and already got black belts.. they literally hand them out to anyone

[iworkforme]

take it off.

[An0niempje]

That fake black belt morons are a abomination to any art. I wonder if it's possible to make giving black belts to people who can't do a thing illegal.

I once kicked the ass of a kid bragging about his karate. Note to everyone: if someone brags about his martial art, KICK HIS ASS

[martialartguyxxx]

@An0niempje i like that, if there good enough to brag, then there good enough to take the trouble that follows, but but you cant compare all martial artists in the same card. ya now adays they just give black belts away in some schools, but there are still some of us who train hard, everyday.

[An0niempje]

@martialartguyxxx No, i know that. Some arts just have the bad luck to be on the front of many mcdojos (or the european equivalent of that). For example Judo, Jujitsu, TKD and Karate are often abused by incapable instructors, but if someone tells me he has done some form of kung fu or krav maga I'm less likely to think he is bragging.

[AlienwareMetal]

Lmao ur like, wow they break planks! lmao .... its like half a centimeter thick and the guys holding it pushes the plank forward, i wonder why it breaks!

[messykaka]

that wood didnt look strong

[xxCpxxDr0n3]

@messykaka did you notice they're children?

yeeeees let's use 20 cm thick oak wood next time

[joeytrimble]

@xxCpxxDr0n3 yea these tough guys on here regulary bust through walls and beams just to get a beer out of the fridge all the while getting blew by he dallas cowboy chearleaders and brain stomping mike tyson and chuck norris at the same time...only the REAL hang out on youtube

[TheBendelarosa]

why those kids arent wearing uniforms?

[marmotawawa]

YIAAAAH!

[GeoBaard]

mm that teacher is sorta forceful o.o.. moves them inch by inch to be in perfect spot :x

[idliktopunchyourface]

@GeoBaard they are punching and kicking by his crotch :| i would be to i think

[Blackout987]

What are those planks, paper? :S

[WhiteDragonKilla]

lol the one that was like:

HOLY CRAP THAT HURT... AUCH...

[CaidhMor]

Behold: Another McDojo, useful for nothing.

[EddieTattoProduction]

holy shit... the girl at teh ending ...... DAMN :OO

[LookitsLolWizard]

the folcon at the end wasnt bad xD

[johnkx]

I wanna see them break a wall :D HIYA! HIYA!

[bboykingrock]

nmc400 mexicans do not go well with martial arts?

its funny how you try to act like some people of a certian ethnicity cant do martial arts?

racist peice of shit

[7aPRilLiA7]

How is this a fail, its just kids learning karate

[JuliusMod]

@7aPRilLiA7 not karate, teakwon-do

[piraten20]

2:34 Folcon KICK!

[nmc400]

mexicans do not go well with martial arts at all

not at all never ever gonna happen

[FireFistProductions]

cuz mexxicans fight dirty they go so fast i cant catch one hit ....its liek they bum rush u but thier style is wierd like watcha goergelopez!

[Cagedand3nRaged]

Fighting dirty is fighting smart! Lololol Go figure.

[dreams0101]

I don't get why they need to break wood. Why don't they just get that big hammer thing and then hit the target and see how strong they are!? xD

[noobchameleon]

A couple years ago when I was taking Tae Kwon Do, my teacher said that my group was getting too good for 1" boards, so he gave us 3" boards. I was expecting then to be a lot harder and I kicked my teacher's nuts really, really hard.

[Taraka1]

heh, I kinda did the same thing when I was 8 and taking tae kwon do. Cept I had to kick a 2 inch board. up to that point it was easy, but that time when I kicked it, it didn't break, and I put my foot down and let out a little "ow" and my teacher goes "hey, 'ow' is your kia?"

the whole place uproared in laughter, luckily I was laughing too.

[nchnch95]

Really stupid adults !!! Children don't need to do it... Really stupid and shame for taekwondo martial art

[RAWRRAWR6629]

wrong ... kids need this for defending there family when they grow up and more

[Cili1000XL]

or they can just buy a shoutgun

[RAWRRAWR6629]

fuck you american bitch thats all you think about a gun -.- !!!

[Cili1000XL]

I live in Romania you stupid bitch....

Its in central Europe _|_

And alos are americans the only people with guns on this planet?

_|_ FUCK YOU RACIST SHIT _|_

[FullCyberSniper]

stupid video

[leartiste2001]

what a useless friggin' martial art! It makes a total mockery of the meaning of black belt.

[number9711]

Black belt cock ! got beat up by a punk LOL

[furlong08857]

i really hate the black belt mills they have in the usa, my friend just got a black belt and was so cocky got beat up by a punk, it such a joke, the school i went to, within a month the white belts could walk in to a school and beat up the black belts, the school i went to is full contact from day one and 5 hour classes, if you didnt work hard he kick you out .

[alskzmqp]

@furlong08857 well none of the kids are white and he is speaking spanish so why dont you make a cmment about mexicans not americans?

[TALENTOSOYELMEJOR]

@alskzmqp why if they are talking in spanish means they are mexican? plus i dont hear anyone talking spanish o.0

[katiidlp]

actually if u can hear a t 1:12 the little boy says me dolio and thats spanish!

[katiidlp]

@TALENTOSOYELMEJOR actually in 1:12 the little boy says me dolio and that is spanish!

[TALENTOSOYELMEJOR]

@katiidlp oh ok first i thought it was a cat or someone meowing...

[aaahshs]

@furlong08857 damn. The full contact ones are the best. I was in Karate, and Instead of doing anything practical we had to do the same practice punch over and over and over again........I'm glad i left that school.

[DizzyDipStick]

@aaahshs That's sorta like boxing...it's just conditioning so you can throw that punch out like a master and completely own someone...if it was a practical punch =P

Not intirely sure what you mean by 'practice punch'

[kagemusha168]

@furlong08857 ahhh the McDojos. They're popping up everywhere now as much as Starbucks was in the 90s. Any douche with a blackbelt now thinks they can open up a school and label it a MMA academy.

[elvishskills]

@furlong08857

yes in the united states we do have our fair share of "McDojos" but we also have a great number legitimate schools as well. also you seem to be missing the point of martial arts. it's not about going around kicking people's asses. furthermore having things like 5 hour classes and full contact from day one hardly legitimizes a school. it's funny because i just had a discussion with a friend of mine about that who happens to be an 8th dan black belt in aikido

[jtkayd]

@furlong08857 They have belt factories everywhere in the world including in Korea. And where did you go to school? It does not sound like you are learning martial arts but just how to be a bully. Most places if you had 5 hour classes and kicked people out because they didn't always work hard then the school would fail. Anybody can be beat up by anyone, just because you learn martial arts does not mean that you are fighter and not everyone learns martial arts to be a fighter.

[furlong08857]

@jtkayd I'm never a bully, Bully's have problem of being scared so they pick on the weak, I went to several schools in my life. Martial arts were invented for self defense and survival and a good way to work out.

what I'm saying is if you don't put a person in training in real life combat they will lose. As for 5 hours classes it don't have to be that long, but if a person is too lazy to work out and stay fit and become skillful in their art they don't deserve it

[originalkillerpuppy]

@furlong08857 martial arts were invented for war boy

[havenae]

umm whats a demostration?

[T0mmy97]

where you show to judges what youve learned and then they decide if your good enough to proceed

[Brooksi92]

lol @ 0.50

[mfisker]

I think it's fine that kids start a martial art at a young age, but I just can't stand seeing anyone under 14 with a black belt.

[noitralegendmaster5]

then you wouldn't like me because i'm a black belt and i'm 12

[Saigont]

Hey! I'm a black belt and I'm 12 too!!! Cool! =D

[noitralegendmaster5]

you are awesome! =D

[Cowtownjohnny]

Another example of why TaeKwonDo is useless, unless you want soccer moms to pay gym fees. USELESS.

[awsomeman93]

shut the fuck up

[bustmaster420]

Check out Coconut Chop. Now that's a real fail.

[AkumaZabuza]

LMAO!! the kid at 1:12 he said in Spanish "ME DOLIO" in English means " it hurts me" LOL