My name is SmithableDanny and I do Vlog videos, they are not too bad but I only hav 5 subscribers, I would really appreciate it if you guys/girls atleast checked it out, thx :D
I pickpocketed their keys to their stores and homes and at night (or day depending on whether I want to steal from a home or store), I use the key to get in to the building and take what I want. And sometimes I sell it back for money :D. But it is pretty risky. Soo worth it though if you ask me.
Level up on the initial story and spend first point on pickpocketing, keep quicksaving and leveling up pickpocketing (you can always go to a pickpocket trainer, pay for levels, then steal it back). Get 100 pickpocket and max perks (keymaster and poisoner optional). Get 100 speech by talking to the elf at BlackBriar meadery in Riften over and over. And max all perks except intimidation. Spend remaining points in sneak. Thats how i made a great thief for stealing.
A trick I discovered is that if you are in a room with a door and there are people on the other side of it you can close the door to the room and steal stuff without being noticed at all, provided that you are the only one in the room at the time
@TheFinal724 I think it was the blade's sword and you get it at the armory at the blades' temply place in their armory, i think the armory straight forward from where you go in, and you can only get it after they set up shop there, not when you first go in.
What a basket on my hand what shall i do i am not qualified to attempt to take it off due to my lack of motor skills you can take everything... Me: Otay
Tip: Duck and wait till the eye closes then they arent watching you then u can steal if the eye is open then they are watching you i got over 4500 gold with this Goodluck :)
take the basket, go to any store you want in the game, drop it, put it over the shopkeeper its head and you can steal anything from any shop you want.. easy
@killerman19880385 Interesting idea... I always just use Dark Brotherhood clothing and be hidden right next to them, take their stuff, then stab 'em in the back.
@Cmorris550 you can, just have to have the perk and you have to invest in the shop. Only fences in guild buy stolen stuff without. Or there is a person in the ragged flagon that fences stuff without being in guild but members get better prices.
@nfire4 what your sick of that awesome sitting in corners and noob tubing till you get a nuke bullshit already. LOL MW3 is fucking stupid least you realized it
ugh including such a goofy mechanic in an epic rpg pisses me off. I think they should have just made the stealing mechanics be based on stealth and line of sight of npc's. lame.
It also works if you move the item you want to steal (moving it the same way he moved the basket) into a secluded room where you're not in their view. Once they can't see you, you can put it down and steal it.
@dotjn5 Thats the point, MW3 will not have the privlage of seeing the skyrim case before being incinerated to power Xbox's,PS3's and PC's around the world so people can play skyrim
Reminds me of those crates I used to put on people's heads in Fallout 3, cause for some reason they could still see me steal their shit while they were sleeping.
this is so funny ,basket on head ,steal his items, and its funny with all the empty shelves in the background because he ask if he can sell something to u but clearly he doesnt have anything anymore,,even though i know that none of the stuff on those shelves affect what he has to sell
or just pick up the items like you do with the baskets and take them to someplace where no one can see you and then just steal it like you normally would. another thing you can do is enter a shop and use "wait" (by clicking T on PC) and set it to wait so when you stop waiting is past midnight, they'll go to bed and you can steal anything while they're asleep
you have to be waiting somewhere out of sight or they'll just be standing next to you when you're done waiting yelling at you to fuck off out of their house.
@SC0OBYSN4XX. how did you think it was and a developers choice? What kind of error in coding would have caused an NPCs line of sight to be obstructed. The developer had that in mind(@ least one of them did) just oto see if some one would find it.
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That's my wife's brother you're stealing from you jerk!
TheEleventhJob 1 week ago
I play Skyrim balls out.
2eelShmeal 1 week ago
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SmithableDanny 1 week ago
The stuff that is white is NOT stealing I did it when he noticed but the red things are stealing
HexedGhost 2 weeks ago
I did exactly what you did And when I stole the golden claw back, it didn't show up in my inventory or his. Help?
JakeSully115 3 weeks ago
@GAM3RSP0RTS to be honest.. i dont even know lol
MrDawownz 3 weeks ago
make more vids on showing off your fit character lol :D
GAM3RSP0RTS 1 month ago
his lady friend..... BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WOULD BE INCEST DUDEHAHAHAHA THATS HIS SISTER
PantsDance97 1 month ago
You cant teach me anything about stealing in this game as:
1. I stole a house.
2. I stole from every jarl in the game.
3. I stole everything from the thieves guild (yes i even stole from vex, the best thief in the game).
MrDawownz 1 month ago
@MrDawownz well why did you watch it then?
GAM3RSP0RTS 1 month ago
Genius!
wvairsoftsniper 1 month ago
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PBCplaytime 1 month ago
or u could just..stab him in the back when no ones looking....hide the body..then in the night dump the body in the river :)
koldkiller1 1 month ago
@koldkiller1 Excellent
emilemchew 1 month ago
Im glad I bought this game :)
TehScouter 1 month ago
I pickpocketed their keys to their stores and homes and at night (or day depending on whether I want to steal from a home or store), I use the key to get in to the building and take what I want. And sometimes I sell it back for money :D. But it is pretty risky. Soo worth it though if you ask me.
thegrim504 1 month ago
You can just put the items IN the basket and take the basket lol
code7cooldude 1 month ago 2
wow hahaha
XxspnipexX 1 month ago
haha that is awesome !
ronalbeaniho 1 month ago
Level up on the initial story and spend first point on pickpocketing, keep quicksaving and leveling up pickpocketing (you can always go to a pickpocket trainer, pay for levels, then steal it back). Get 100 pickpocket and max perks (keymaster and poisoner optional). Get 100 speech by talking to the elf at BlackBriar meadery in Riften over and over. And max all perks except intimidation. Spend remaining points in sneak. Thats how i made a great thief for stealing.
RandomVids565 1 month ago
haha i didn't knew you could do that :D
Basskicker93 1 month ago
A trick I discovered is that if you are in a room with a door and there are people on the other side of it you can close the door to the room and steal stuff without being noticed at all, provided that you are the only one in the room at the time
xXxTonyJamesxXx 1 month ago
@xXxTonyJamesxXx Thats how i stole the elven bow with twelve damage and worth 450 xD
Herobebo 1 month ago
another thing you can do is just take the item you want to steal, and move it out of anybody's sight...
linkgota1up 1 month ago 19
Sooooo true !
Pownu21 3 weeks ago
I do it when I move, you don't get a fine when you move around and steal stuff. He just follows you around when you steal something.
FilipinoRevelations 1 month ago
u can use this to kill people too XD
bry5318 1 month ago
LOL I JUST LAUGHED A LOT OF THIS TIP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DiegoAlanTorres 1 month ago
or you could just break in at night and steal all his items
T14JM 2 months ago
i just jump on the table and walk onto the stuff to make it go behind them then i just take it - alot easier
amvfinder1 2 months ago
Sell him his own stuff
fiemosport1 2 months ago
@fiemosport1 can sell anything you stolen
martynmcgilvray01 2 months ago
@martynmcgilvray01 you can if you join the thieves guild.
SolDethgard 2 months ago
@SolDethgard ohh yeah , fogot about tht , but its gonna be annoying having to go to the cistern every single time just to sell stolen stuff
martynmcgilvray01 1 month ago
Did anyone else find this hilarious! :D Haha
xViperHD 2 months ago 44
whats that shield?
mariku9 2 months ago
I used to do this,then i took an arrow to the dick
john55176 2 months ago
can u do it in other shops cuz i killed the shopkeepers sis so now i cant go in the shop without getting chased :(
terminator9916 2 months ago
omg lol! i will do this in the game. this made me laugh big! hahah!
TheBobberman1222 2 months ago
>>------------(KNEE)----------->
jaredparsonss 2 months ago
@jaredparsonss no.
iLimeyjuice 2 months ago
anyone else thinks he has a fag voice.......no......really only me...
123thenathan 2 months ago
lol your character looks like Lydia....no offense
EpicNukezz365 2 months ago
i put a basket on his head... then i took an arrow to the knee
TintStuff 2 months ago
what's that sword he was using called and were do u find it ?
TheFinal724 2 months ago
@TheFinal724 I think it was the blade's sword and you get it at the armory at the blades' temply place in their armory, i think the armory straight forward from where you go in, and you can only get it after they set up shop there, not when you first go in.
MrFistfighter 2 months ago
@MrFistfighter thanks alot but i found it at the place were you meet delphine at a weapons rack.
TheFinal724 2 months ago
He literally robbed him blind ...
multihero96 2 months ago
Hahahahahahaha, I love this!
Harpic95 2 months ago
>>>----------( knee )-------------->
11dungie11 2 months ago
@11dungie11 Since you took an arrow to the knee, you also take a scrotum to the chin.
homies1505 2 months ago
What a basket on my hand what shall i do i am not qualified to attempt to take it off due to my lack of motor skills you can take everything... Me: Otay
xCodGamers 2 months ago
Tip: Duck and wait till the eye closes then they arent watching you then u can steal if the eye is open then they are watching you i got over 4500 gold with this Goodluck :)
Makeme0210 2 months ago
Thank god guards aren't as impossible as in Oblivion O.o
MinecraftersJC 2 months ago
take the basket, go to any store you want in the game, drop it, put it over the shopkeeper its head and you can steal anything from any shop you want.. easy
MrYellie22 2 months ago
A better method: Move the item you want to steal to a secluded corner, crouch and wait for undetected, and then take it.
nioor 2 months ago
ajajajajjaja skyrim is amaizing!
jdgv11 2 months ago
Thanks a lot! When i did this at Walmart I got arrested but then I used wait for a month and died.
Thank god my cuzin is a necromancer.
mrgooey1 2 months ago
How do I lift things on PC?
Tuggelz 2 months ago
@Tuggelz Press and hold E
nioor 2 months ago
what type of sword do you have?
stubbsthezombie100 2 months ago
@stubbsthezombie100 You get that sword when you really meet Delphine. Do the High Hrothgar guys missions.
Megadething 2 months ago
@Megadething thanks
stubbsthezombie100 2 months ago
when you stole a few things it didnt say steal it was all in white letters
tylerw48 2 months ago
Damn, wonder if they sell baskets at Walmart...
narutoo04 2 months ago
When I steal something at the same place he is in this video, Lucan Valerus starts to kill me, not like he did in this video. Why?
Robinfromnorway 2 months ago
I love how there is some RPG game in the advertisement as if I would buy that instead of skyrim
poopslice123 2 months ago
I don't get why not just serve your time in prison.
You pretty much lose nothing
Whats the point of breaking out when you still have bounty after your out?
Or paying since you lose gold and serving your time loses nothing.
adininoxyz 2 months ago
Hands to yourself, sneak thief!
JakOfBladez666 2 months ago
lmfao
mattthebeatle 2 months ago
Who else married the riverwood trader woman
Sikroify 2 months ago
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Sikroify 2 months ago
THe claw!!! from who is it i cant find it!!!
PAJAJA33 3 months ago
I was stealing stuff too, then i took an arrow in the knee..
ChillenIstKeinHobby 3 months ago
I love how they actually handle this "glitch" as some totally serious feature.
Imetysaw 3 months ago
Tip - you can MOVE objects without getting in trouble. When out of sight grab it fast or else they will come in and see you.
MrPretzelStickz 3 months ago
Why not take something and cover then persons head and take all the shit? : /
killerman19880385 3 months ago
@killerman19880385 Interesting idea... I always just use Dark Brotherhood clothing and be hidden right next to them, take their stuff, then stab 'em in the back.
cellomusic99 3 months ago
best cheat ever
xsinvurt 3 months ago
SO, i can steal all his stuff like that, sell it back to him and repeat that to get loads of money? :P
OlaWindir 3 months ago
@OlaWindir You can't sell stolen items unless you're in the thieves guild
Cmorris550 3 months ago
@Cmorris550 you can, just have to have the perk and you have to invest in the shop. Only fences in guild buy stolen stuff without. Or there is a person in the ragged flagon that fences stuff without being in guild but members get better prices.
YoSoFuny 2 months ago
Awesome, thanks for the vid :)
TheMrHashGuy 3 months ago
IGN you forgot the most basic of things.. nevermind with all the basket shit.
wait until 12am or a bit after, lockpick the door, fucking take everything. Simple.
ShadowzZ91 3 months ago
you can't sell the golden claw because it's stolen??
Goldadon 3 months ago
@Goldadon
Well you have to have a perk that'll allow to sell stolen goods.
baron8107 3 months ago
@Goldadon well not really my friend you can take stolen things to the thiefs guild but since he stole a claw idk cuz it suppose to be a quest item
Narvaez11893 3 months ago
I CAN STEAL ANYTHING, I NEED ALL THE BASKETS YOU CAN FIND!
lmfao my ribs
brujahp 3 months ago
thanks for the tip...I will try this in real life
MahaudJohnson 3 months ago 102
@MahaudJohnson LOL Good luck with that!
Enclaves0ldi3r 2 months ago
2:14 makes me laugh so much
AJloeshx 3 months ago
Haha. Just before you pyt the basket on his head he yells: What the hell are you doing!? XD
Freezetusk 3 months ago
use the pot its easier to put on his head
pzaark 3 months ago
i wonder if this will work at my local bank
broadwayat 3 months ago 2
@broadwayat You idiot... you have to save before you do it, so if you screw up you can go back.
chitmar1 3 months ago
a guy that plays as a girl is a fail as well
demonsean 3 months ago
@demonsean please elaborate on that statement you silly twat
pimpsticked 3 months ago
@pimpsticked epic!
GurrisMurris 3 months ago
@nfire4 what your sick of that awesome sitting in corners and noob tubing till you get a nuke bullshit already. LOL MW3 is fucking stupid least you realized it
aooa69 3 months ago
@aooa69 I like it :/
demonnogo 3 months ago
theres an easyer way get it take it upstairs and steal it lol it easy it works thats what i do
The5P4RK 3 months ago
This...this is great. lmao
TomahawkTerror 3 months ago
Any tips for pick pocketing? I tried pick pocketing gold from a trainer but it was 0% chance :S.
TonyMon16 3 months ago
Let me try that at the convenience store.
mmsbludhound 3 months ago
Hahahahah I actually laughed so hard at this ;D
xCASHxMACHINE 3 months ago
god damn, the pc looks 20x better than xbox :(
Toxicmountain97 3 months ago
Sword and Shield? *Sigh, you're doing it wrong...
BurnShot226 3 months ago
ugh including such a goofy mechanic in an epic rpg pisses me off. I think they should have just made the stealing mechanics be based on stealth and line of sight of npc's. lame.
proadam09 3 months ago
i wonder what would happen if you put it on the guards head
Badinsanitygameing 3 months ago
haha putting a basket on the owners head. I wanna see someone try that in real life.
Cryaboot 3 months ago
Haha this is gonna make Skyrim a lot more fun than it already is. Mwahahahahahaha!!
abcbeme 3 months ago 2
this doesnt work wtf? oh well
ThisVidsAreForYou 3 months ago
Thanks A LOT.
GodSeekerPW 3 months ago
If you just carry stuff into the basket and then carry the basket out of sight?
majorgiroux 3 months ago
"for more tips and tricks like this stay tuned..."
*puts on glasses*
"...to IGN.com"
fmgoopq764 3 months ago
"Now we are in ..."
*Pulls up the map*
That made me lol.
BlackNight116 3 months ago
It also works if you move the item you want to steal (moving it the same way he moved the basket) into a secluded room where you're not in their view. Once they can't see you, you can put it down and steal it.
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MidnightGrunt 3 months ago
Step 1. Walk in Gamestop
Step 2. Trade in MW3
Step 3. Steal Skyrim
nfire4 3 months ago 168
@nfire4 Atta boy lol
ItzEthanDuh 3 months ago
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@nfire4
fuck that. BUY - not steal - Skyrim and support Bethesda and their future. I mean, unless you don't want Fallout 4.
SteelerEagleFan 3 months ago
@nfire4 I bypassed buying MW3 and went straight to AWESOME!
dotjn5 3 months ago
@dotjn5 Thats the point, MW3 will not have the privlage of seeing the skyrim case before being incinerated to power Xbox's,PS3's and PC's around the world so people can play skyrim
nfire4 3 months ago
@nfire4 trade in value of MW3 at gamestop is under 30 dollars.... I rather keep it.... buying MW3 was the biggest mistake I have made this year.
tannersanta 3 months ago
@nfire4 NOPE!
you missed one step
step 4 : play game, get boner
TheSP1TF1R3 3 months ago
@nfire4 you forgot the step where you put the basket over the head of the gamestop employee.
hfontanez98 3 months ago 36
@nfire4 You skipped a step. Step 4 is Steal Skyrim and Step 3 is put trash can on head.
kingniklo 3 months ago
@nfire4 Stealth Increased by ∞
DJDeadBeatzGDFTW 2 months ago
i lol'd watching this... lmao
ckyfan8291 3 months ago
lol this is ridiculous
markybthebadboymc 3 months ago
Exploiting this seems like it just takes the fun out of the game, what ever floats your boat.
scwaw1 3 months ago
your character is a chick why...?
svenlivingston777 3 months ago
@svenlivingston777 So you can take off your clothes and jack off to your character. What other reason?
MidnightGrunt 3 months ago
@MidnightGrunt i like the way you think sir
dkdeathly 3 months ago
@MidnightGrunt touche'...
svenlivingston777 3 months ago
cant i just kill the fucker and take everything
partytim1 3 months ago 58
@partytim1 Yup, but if the coppers find out (which they probably will,) you're screwed.
DontEatPapa 3 months ago
@partytim1 everyone in town will attack you
MrNinjaMidgets 3 months ago
@MrNinjaMidgets i am aware it is worth it
partytim1 3 months ago
@partytim1
Well, think twice if it's a merchant.
But if got something you really, REALLY can't find anywhere else on him, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!
baron8107 3 months ago
@partytim1 but have a way higher chance of getting in trouble
digitalzues13 3 months ago
hmmm maby this will work in real life, im off to GAME with a basket, get me some free games
TheLazEffect 3 months ago
IGN: Remaking videos, commentating, and passing it off as original ideas.
PaulVorobyev 3 months ago 2
If you use the cauldron it won't fall off :)
SpiffyHarry 3 months ago
lol this is awsome.
bddblade 3 months ago
Hey IGN, What button do you press on the PC to pick up things? I only heard the 360 and ps3.
Oh, that's right, you don't even care about PC gaming you fuckers.
Razorn101 3 months ago
@Razorn101 u hold whatever button u use to pick up items. hope this helped :)
222Sensfan222 3 months ago
All you need to do is stay hidden and you can steal anything from people without placing a basket on there head......
shadowxx2 3 months ago
ROFLMAO terrific AI.
Reminds me of those crates I used to put on people's heads in Fallout 3, cause for some reason they could still see me steal their shit while they were sleeping.
joaovictor1994 3 months ago
i think i woulda liked this game better if it was 3rd person.....or maybe not
RickyJamesPivotVids 3 months ago
@RickyJamesPivotVids You do know that you can switch the view to 3rd person right? xD
joaovictor1994 3 months ago 3
@RickyJamesPivotVids lol
FaiselRamcharan 3 months ago
This is going to probably get patched when I finally get it. :(
Manny1222 3 months ago
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tickingmadness1 3 months ago
this is so funny ,basket on head ,steal his items, and its funny with all the empty shelves in the background because he ask if he can sell something to u but clearly he doesnt have anything anymore,,even though i know that none of the stuff on those shelves affect what he has to sell
NINJASCORE18 3 months ago
or just pick up the items like you do with the baskets and take them to someplace where no one can see you and then just steal it like you normally would. another thing you can do is enter a shop and use "wait" (by clicking T on PC) and set it to wait so when you stop waiting is past midnight, they'll go to bed and you can steal anything while they're asleep
tipomartins 3 months ago
@tipomartins
you have to be waiting somewhere out of sight or they'll just be standing next to you when you're done waiting yelling at you to fuck off out of their house.
noregrets92 3 months ago
Why there be basket on mah head?
spitfire3031 3 months ago
wat if the gaurd had a basket on his head
ash12345195 3 months ago
Bit late
chonchon911 3 months ago
Wow that is so awesome
Dozer1170 3 months ago
Thats so stupid but helpful lol
Yoshicamimi22 3 months ago
LOL!
Silencer2869 3 months ago
Step 1: Crouch.
Step 2: Aim at desired object
Step 3: Press E
Oirad16 3 months ago
Lol or you could just assassinate the shop keep
D0OMZDAYZ 3 months ago
@D0OMZDAYZ You cant kill shopkeepers
joeyhawk8 3 months ago
@SC0OBYSN4XX. how did you think it was and a developers choice? What kind of error in coding would have caused an NPCs line of sight to be obstructed. The developer had that in mind(@ least one of them did) just oto see if some one would find it.
abaldwi1 3 months ago
I married the girl in that shop but can't find her, any ideas where she is?
Kern1996 3 months ago
@Kern1996 Probably at your house in Whiterun if you bought one.
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0rond 3 months ago
irl they just take the baskets off!
onkolonkka 3 months ago
@onkolonkka actually they would go like WTF are you doing putting a basket in my head ?? are you fucking nuts ??!?!
yeah..
zerOllMusiik 3 months ago
@onkolonkka Yeah, no shit. I would be pretty upset if someone put a freaking bag on MY head.
FelixNade 3 months ago
there an assassination guide?
GMrPirate 3 months ago
How to steal : Press LS. Press A. You