I'm white and I thought this was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. The whole "Want me to stir it for you?" cracks me up every time. I just wish Eddie Murphy would go back to his roots now and then instead of whatever it is he does now.
Man, i am a white woman but the sexiest ass in the world, is Michael Jacksons. He got some stuff too... On the history tour, he showed it off. Black men just have beautiful asses. .....
@TheBatangz I'm not black but u shud probably take that back b4 someone fukks u up...in case u haven't noticed, we don't demonize blacks anymore...just sayin'
Hey Guys! Your dicks can be small or big, we women don't care. First learn to make love to a woman without using your penis. First use your sensuality, preliminaries, words (women like that you speak to them) and imagination. First think about HER pleasure. Then, when you can do that, she might teach you how to use your spaghetti.
True. I've done exactly what you said and it worked when I lost my virginity. The mental games and dirty talking work 95% better than just a big dick.
fuck you nigger the only reson yall black people got biger dicks is when yall came out of yalls moms ass your dick was stuck in and they have to pull it out and it streaces thats wy they7 all wayswanting to fuck girls in the ass it the reson because the covered in shit where clean and there not white power
Thanks for the this comment. i will leave this on so every body can send you messages telling you that you are a stupid dumb arse. i am white and laughed my head off to this joke. i guess your dick must be small. i agree with hotcokane below.
Ya'll must be italian
Callmarcus77 2 weeks ago
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Just Great haha nice random end! great
TomekHujek988 2 months ago
Every time you see a brotha in a wheelchair he aint always cripple LMFAO
MadesenMaggot 3 months ago
Let niggas be gorrillas. Cause white and black women love the gorrilla dick.
lmr0426 4 months ago
The old Eddie was hilarious. Where has he gone? Please come back. Too bad he can't say funny shit like this when he hosts the Oscars.
earl77 5 months ago
@earl77
Political Correctness has killed comedy !
codered9695 4 months ago 2
@xuzhen look at this mothafucka.....bitch we r blessed with, maybe u r saying that is cuz you have a 2" dick huh?
MsBangora 5 months ago
haha nice random end!
Samsononey 5 months ago
Blacks are gorillas.
xuzheng712 5 months ago
@xuzheng712 Yep I'm a gorilla...that's why I can type lmao
mxzysptlik 4 months ago
To all the chinese people, look at the dislike bar....now look at your dick....no difference :P.
ooottafa 6 months ago
@ooottafa Did you post this "joke" on multiple videos? Sad little shit you are.
csmybuttt 5 months ago
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@csmybuttt HAHAHAH MAD ASIAN CHING CHONG CHING CHING CHONG AHAHAHAHAH LOL YOU MAD?
ooottafa 5 months ago
When I say go, everybody whip out their dick and go, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LMFAO
tommypolo2 6 months ago 4
exactly why eddie murphy's god no career
coooldonkey 6 months ago
@coooldonkey yo cool it donkey balls, it was worth it
tamerseeker 6 months ago
@tamerseeker worth it to kill his career for? god you are smart
coooldonkey 6 months ago
@coooldonkey yo cool it donkey balls
tamerseeker 6 months ago
Wow. So much hate around a dick. It's just a penis people.
MrKoize 7 months ago
I'm white and I thought this was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. The whole "Want me to stir it for you?" cracks me up every time. I just wish Eddie Murphy would go back to his roots now and then instead of whatever it is he does now.
Yaggeth 7 months ago
sucks for chinese guys
lawnprinter300 8 months ago
Man, i am a white woman but the sexiest ass in the world, is Michael Jacksons. He got some stuff too... On the history tour, he showed it off. Black men just have beautiful asses. .....
AppleSaysNo 9 months ago
@TheBatangz I'm not black but u shud probably take that back b4 someone fukks u up...in case u haven't noticed, we don't demonize blacks anymore...just sayin'
97Ritzcracker 10 months ago
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y'all niggers might have a big dicks but yo face is ugly as shit
TheBatangz 1 year ago
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y'all niggers might have a big dicks but yo face is ugly as shit
TheBatangz 1 year ago
Hahaha, I bet Eddie Murphy has a little one, like 85% of black guys
aldo778899 1 year ago
@aldo778899 yep just keep on thinkin that for your own little white ass but you know 100% of black brothers got long ass dicks
balotelli456 5 months ago
LOL I heard Eddie Murphy was small down there....
GreatRealitydebate 1 year ago
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leep123321 1 year ago
No wonder Eddie Murphy is a failed actor.
pwnpower 2 years ago
in b4 black Italian
AKA Somalian
Even Eddie Murphy knows how us Italians do.
mesenoth 2 years ago
lol i'm a white italian :D
ZapZap561 2 years ago 2
@ZapZap561 ur small then compared to me, im a brown italian ;)
TheRandomTee 1 year ago
@ZapZap561 lol i'm a brown italian.
Im superior.
br3akd4ncing 1 year ago
this had to be the gayest subject for 3 minutes!! eddie murphy funny ass hell tho!
Coveogrrreat 2 years ago
my dick rumbling in the jungle yo dick got touched by you're uncle
kill5ou 2 years ago
that has to be the gayest outfit in the universe!!!!!
mrdh07 2 years ago 4
@mrdh07 and him wearing it too
lumpybruisychickeny1 2 years ago
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"RIGHT ON MAN"
FredFerdberger 2 years ago
Most men don't know how to make love to a woman. Most women fake ... What a world ... Because of that, more and more women turn lesbian.
leonagabriel 3 years ago 2
Some men just need to learn the ropes.
masterofmockery87 2 years ago
Hey Guys! Your dicks can be small or big, we women don't care. First learn to make love to a woman without using your penis. First use your sensuality, preliminaries, words (women like that you speak to them) and imagination. First think about HER pleasure. Then, when you can do that, she might teach you how to use your spaghetti.
leonagabriel 3 years ago
True. I've done exactly what you said and it worked when I lost my virginity. The mental games and dirty talking work 95% better than just a big dick.
masterofmockery87 2 years ago 8
@masterofmockery87 loser
virusmakers 1 year ago
@masterofmockery87 does loosing your virginity hurt?
AceCmbatguy26 3 months ago
@AceCmbatguy26 it can if he's not gentle
christina8000 3 months ago
@christina8000 im a guy though.my friends in my class say im pervert if i ask one girl if its hurts =/
AceCmbatguy26 3 months ago
want me to stir it for you.!..
HAHAHAHAHAHA
noremac000 3 years ago
LOL...It's a myth...strated by White ppl...lol
BItterManXX 3 years ago
dis joint it funnay but y r u talkin bout dicks. but dat ass joint is funnay
hawodima10 3 years ago
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aint nothing but a fuckin nigger, deserves to burn in hell and fuck niggers WHITE POWER!
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hydsun3 3 years ago
LMFAOO
ktc311 3 years ago
What about Dirk Digler?
Theakker3 3 years ago
Biggest diks I ment :P
BruceLeeTheChamp14 3 years ago
Lol u must be italian XD tru tru black's an italian's :P
BruceLeeTheChamp14 3 years ago
ive seen black guys with small dicks too
in the change room...........
garthanthiklops 3 years ago
azn got small ass dicks lol its true
ilikedatube 3 years ago
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fuck you nigger the only reson yall black people got biger dicks is when yall came out of yalls moms ass your dick was stuck in and they have to pull it out and it streaces thats wy they7 all wayswanting to fuck girls in the ass it the reson because the covered in shit where clean and there not white power
meanboy2906 3 years ago
That was so dumb what you said.
Fuck white power.....Black power is da shit.
LexyAAA 3 years ago
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EAT A NIGGA DICK, YOU FAGGOT!
hotcokane 3 years ago
Thanks for the this comment. i will leave this on so every body can send you messages telling you that you are a stupid dumb arse. i am white and laughed my head off to this joke. i guess your dick must be small. i agree with hotcokane below.
1895675 3 years ago 19
@meanboy2906 Learn syntax motherfucker. Hahahaha
WalkenTheWalk 1 year ago
wtf lol
sanjifa 3 years ago 4