4:17 am in 2003 there was a boy named Link,%uFEFF and his friends at school were bullying him and laughing at him because his name was the same as a game character. Half a year later he was found in the kitchen with a knife. He had slit his throat. If you don't put this on 3 videos in 10 minutes, he will stab you with the knife in your neck while you're asleep
he has twitter conversations with her about doing physical stuff with her like "stuffing carrots in her vagina" then when the whole world finds out he says hes been duped by an online predator?WTF peter if you wanna lie then make your stories connect
you copied JacksFilm and made it more shitty. Get the fuck off the internet with your fake chick... And Have fun trying to make money when you fucked up.
@MiguelAMX1 Edward is dead and immortal and he is not "a billion" years old he is only 109 and still pretty damn sexy. I apologize he is more of a man than jacob will ever be and hee doesn't need to take his shirt off to prove he is dead sexy.
"Yeah I was watchin you sleep" "OW! YOU SLAPPED ME IM TURNIN INTO A WOLF KUWAH!" "OH SHIT IM FALLIN OUT OF A TREE! *hits ground*" "If Steven Seagal sees him in the sunlight he CRACK his neck!" "I'm scared, he's big and he's possibly part Asian" AND "Edward:You're goin down jerk! Felix: No you're goin down! Edward:No I'm gonna kick your ass I got a cape! Felix: Capes don't accually make you any stonger! Edward: Oh you're right cause you're winning. That was the best damn neck crack I ever did!"
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TheLovelyOneAlice 2 weeks ago
even better than the real ones. love the videos!!!
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llamasplaysoccer9 3 weeks ago
LOL love this.
xTwilightTheNachox 3 weeks ago
'Don't get aggressive now, bad dog!' In a Jamaican accent. = Me on the floor laughing so hard I cried. xD Theoretically.
AmericanGirlx7 1 month ago
Yeah, I was watching you sleep. ;D
AmericanGirlx7 1 month ago
"Allioop! You guys got any food?" LOL :)
eaglechik101 1 month ago
this video has something to do with sweden :D
medianessness 1 month ago
2 years later & I'm STILL laughing at this.
ReannaExplosion 1 month ago
is it weird that i laughed so hard during this?
coco4lyoko 1 month ago 3
@coco4lyoko Yes, because this video is supposed to be super serious.
petercoffin 1 month ago 10
I like twilight too but this is so funny
cherryon01 1 month ago
i clicked the video to dislike :P
MrOlekul 1 month ago
I don't get it. Also fuck twilight
BOBofGH 2 months ago in playlist More videos from petercoffin
"Heah yupp, you guys got any food?" haha
junneyl 2 months ago
steven segal is such a boss
westerwat 3 months ago
i choose steven! lol:)
otter565 3 months ago
how many times he said steven segal in this video
TheFadilrangga 3 months ago
your boyfriend knows steven segal? OH MY GOD that is so cool!
TheLionAndTheLamb246 3 months ago 4
The first part wasn't really all that funny, but after "don't get aggressive now, bad dog!" I almost peed my pants laughing!
NurikoDokun 3 months ago 3
I gagged when Edward took his shirt off... But when Jacob took his off... Yummm
NoriRoll9717 3 months ago 2
Edwarddd why are you heeeree.. hereee.. LMAO
TwilightChick8D 3 months ago
im wondering what steven segal is thinking obout that
Pancza87 4 months ago
well i guess peter coffin gets a bit lonely sometimes :/
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COD5252 4 months ago
I couldnt stop laughing xD
ghostpunk2 4 months ago
O_o?
AdamSKHaj 4 months ago
edwared can get a real girl thank you very much
Lizz9y 5 months ago
ii love the hillie billie voice XDD
mollysingsrock 5 months ago
come here dog, ay don't get aggressive now bad dog. xD
KurtGusgus 6 months ago
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oh my god that is so cool.
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4:17 am in 2003 there was a boy named Link,%uFEFF and his friends at school were bullying him and laughing at him because his name was the same as a game character. Half a year later he was found in the kitchen with a knife. He had slit his throat. If you don't put this on 3 videos in 10 minutes, he will stab you with the knife in your neck while you're asleep
RusticSkittles 6 months ago
lol this is friken hillarious
totalgleek119 6 months ago
1:07 "edward whatr you doinn. herrr"
MrLulllz 7 months ago 2
2:12
"You guys got any food?"
LMFAO! FUNNY AS HELL!
happybrianna18 7 months ago 4
Keep it simple and more funnier, I gotta tell you I've seen this way back and amused me but Now that I look back at it. It's jus too much words.
N3RDProductionz 7 months ago
Alley oop! you got any food? Lol
DeTantalus 7 months ago
Im a wolf
puppyphoebeblue 7 months ago
Allyoop hey you gus got any food?
narutopixygirl34 7 months ago
lol yeah i was watching you sleep! i laughed sooo hard! :)
truenight1000 7 months ago
Who is steven??
fatcow333 7 months ago
Who is Steven?
Zuzialuvsroblox 7 months ago
So Dumb....Didn't Laugh...
guessboy88 8 months ago
ohh my goodness this is actually really funny!!
egymnast13 8 months ago
LMFAO "come here dogs. Oh don't get agresive now bad dog!"
lmfaoo gets me every time :)
imsocoolnot1010 8 months ago 3
Rip off
Sara3346 8 months ago
who the fuck is steven cigar?
Ramonyosi 8 months ago 41
@Ramonyosi a bad actor
mekasGONEonAjetPLANE 3 months ago
@Ramonyosi O_O
ButterflyRedrum 3 months ago
@Ramonyosi not sure if trolling....
T_T
illicitxlies 3 months ago
@Ramonyosi **Segal
karinar71299 2 months ago
@Ramonyosi it's Steven Segall Jackass
1Adr1an6 1 month ago
Did anyone else see the disturbing ad of justin bieber's?
mrswerewolflautner 8 months ago
@mrswerewolflautner that was dosturbing i relly dont like jusitn i did but not anymore because he sings like a girl.
littleerica10 8 months ago
i just wasted 2:37 of my life and ill never get it back so dont spend time watching this crap!!
khele2 8 months ago
Funniest thing I've ever seen!! Bella: ewar wha yew doin are?! Lol
Flicka9781 8 months ago
HAHA
Edward: Yeah, I was watching you sleep...
Jacob: ALLEYOOP! you guys got any food?
TheArtisticJade 9 months ago 5
that's why I'm driving so fast on this motorcycl...OH MY GOD I FELL!!!
ANANASJE1985 9 months ago 5
@isabellaaohlsson I think what is sai is "Well she'll fall on the trail!" had to look at what was happening in the background to get that.
TheBerserkerCompany 9 months ago
What does victoria say after Charlie says "wonder if Steven segalls in the forest" ? I laugh everytime!
isabellaohlsson 9 months ago
@isabellaohlsson oh shit im falling out of a tree oh!!
shauna281 8 months ago
''im scared, hes big and possibly part asian'' <=== frickin hilarious!!! :D
lottielou1x 9 months ago 68
Bella's voice sounds like Shane Dawson's Paris Hilton voice
iAdelina 9 months ago
Best God Damn Neck crack i ever did
YellowLemonRedApple 9 months ago
imlaughed so hard i chocked! best, funniest vid ever!
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simplechocolatediet 9 months ago
LMFAO at 2:11
JD19921992 9 months ago
"I wonder if Steven Segaul's in the Forest."
"Yeah, I was watching you Sleep"
"Allioop, You guys got any Food?"
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
JBiebsFever446 10 months ago 2
LMFAO thats HILARIOUS i laugh threw the whole thing well pretty much >:D
xxxchuckyluvxxx 10 months ago
lol that was cute
loser12345678998 10 months ago
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ChanceElroy 10 months ago
"I wonder if Steven seagal's in the forest" ."Oh shit i just fell out of the tree!" - LOL! XD
ChanteLaughsB 10 months ago
lol "omg i fell!"
cakequeen97 10 months ago
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jezzrock5 10 months ago
he gotta get groceys sometime
madiiriley1999 10 months ago
so good very funny.....
kostasf19 10 months ago
very funny......!!!!!!!!!
kostasf19 10 months ago
I'm scared he's big and possibly part Asian ;)
YasminYamagucci 11 months ago
at least edward has a real girlfriend!
patsybob 11 months ago
aucun interet...
TheLulu201035 11 months ago
aww she slaped me im turning into a wolf
hoahh
lmao
twilighterbree07 11 months ago
thumps up if you think that steven segal movies is better than this crapy ass movie!!
loooooodi 11 months ago 4
@loooooodi its not a crapy movie thumbs down
alabamafanable 11 months ago
@alabamafanable It is
TheDragoviR 11 months ago
@TheDragoviR it is not crapy its kool and instering
alabamafanable 11 months ago
@alabamafanable You are 12... your opinion doesn't matter.
TheDragoviR 11 months ago
@TheDragoviR im not 12 im 11 for uer info
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he has twitter conversations with her about doing physical stuff with her like "stuffing carrots in her vagina" then when the whole world finds out he says hes been duped by an online predator?WTF peter if you wanna lie then make your stories connect
android2point2 11 months ago
this made me laugh my ass off :)
12214470 11 months ago 3
you copied JacksFilm and made it more shitty. Get the fuck off the internet with your fake chick... And Have fun trying to make money when you fucked up.
unifish95 11 months ago
At least, Steven Segal doesn't make up fake girlfriends named 'kimi
kobayshi' :)
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harro, sorry about kimi and all. Maybe she'll be real next time? lmao
Liltunechi7 11 months ago
steven told me i had to chose between you and him........
i chose steven.
SophDaPoph 11 months ago
Edward is a vampire thats a billion years old and even he can get a real girl.
MiguelAMX1 11 months ago 43
@MiguelAMX1 hes a hundread and smoething..
SingForFame 8 months ago
@MiguelAMX1 he's actually 109 years old...but you're close
winxrules123rules123 8 months ago
@MiguelAMX1 No need to be mean or anything but Edward 109
puppyphoebeblue 7 months ago
@puppyphoebeblue no difference. same old ugly bastard...
annanw2010 6 months ago
@annanw2010 *Nods*
puppyphoebeblue 5 months ago
@MiguelAMX1 101 and something actually
SingForFame 6 months ago
@MiguelAMX1 Edward is dead and immortal and he is not "a billion" years old he is only 109 and still pretty damn sexy. I apologize he is more of a man than jacob will ever be and hee doesn't need to take his shirt off to prove he is dead sexy.
1Jaader 6 months ago
@1Jaader Shut the fuck up.
iClassiqaL 5 months ago
steven seagal doesnt make up girls..
cuponoodles55 11 months ago
Steven's Segal's women are real dude. Steven thinks your'e a lonely sad faggot.
ballznurmouth 11 months ago
FOREVER ALONE
sRowTL985 11 months ago
How's things with kimi Kobayashi?
gublaman 11 months ago
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go check this out. kimi isnt real he is tweeting with both names rofl how sad can some1 be ? xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html
xiaxue totaly knows what shes talking about... thumbs up so every1 sees it :D
hulkamaanio89 11 months ago
hows kimi champ? lol you are truly a waste of air =p
dylandurky 11 months ago
lol it was funny allaaayyyooop you guys got any food? lopl
DMJSmusic 11 months ago
this isn't funny :(
taylorreiss 11 months ago
edward whatrudoinerrrrrr... here?
twigagawizard 11 months ago
ya i was watching you sleep!!haha sooo funny
teamswizerland2016 11 months ago
aly opppp you guys got any food!! BEST PART i jjust kept replaying it 2000 times!!!
ape1995 11 months ago
i like the part when taloly whop gyus got some food?lololololololol....... :)
littleerica10 11 months ago
Wow, you people are retarded abd have no lives at all.....I mean, SERIOUSLY? Get fucking real. Stupid losers.
TheDarkAngel987 11 months ago
Who's Steven Seagal?
YoiLoveSoup 11 months ago
i am stephen segal and i approve his message
HisInfernalGirl13 1 year ago
dont get aggressive, now, bad dog! XD
GwyndorPokemon13 1 year ago
that was the best god damn crack I ever did LOL :-O LOL
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@kileylogan123 "oh shit, i fell outta the tree!" hahahah
andiwaslikelol 1 year ago
@kileylogan123 "oh shit, i fell outta the tree!" hahahah
andiwaslikelol 1 year ago
oh my
sammyseal78 1 year ago
XD XD XD XD XD OH SHOOT I CANT STOP! XD
PinkPeaceSign11 1 year ago
@kileylogan123 "you see how bella fell out of the tree"
babylana70 1 year ago
steven seagal XDXDXDXD hahahahaha
blizzbubble 1 year ago
Hillarious! Alyoop u got any food???
clairdelunecullen 1 year ago
lol
kingnothing907 1 year ago
come here dogs, DON'T GET AGGERSIVE NOW BAD DOG. XD
foxy2k8 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahHA HA HAHHAHA HAHA !!!!!!!!!
ilovegreenbannanas 1 year ago
ALAYOOP !
Chant212 1 year ago
bellas mouth @ 1:21
mjoemooney 1 year ago
FAKE ABS !!!!!
xmonkeygurlx 1 year ago
ohmygosh you know steven sagal?!? xD
MSstephy12 1 year ago
Uhhhh Yeahh iWas Watchinq Yu Sleep.......
xDD
BaraCzech 1 year ago
...who's Steven Sagall? :/
escaramuzaml 1 year ago
@escaramuzaml
damn how young are you haha
superhappyfuntimesk8 1 year ago
this movie is wow
Trfdjst3 1 year ago
LOOL I love the forest scene! :D
MrsPokerfacex0 1 year ago
alyoop you got any food lol
jujubeeno123 1 year ago
so ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
awhatley96 1 year ago
OMFG LOL
"OKAY THE PH BALANCE IS PRETTY GOOD"
blueshadoe 1 year ago
'You slap me, I turn into a wolf! HUH!'
Clary10000 1 year ago
oh ya the ph balance is perty good!
TheOhthatgirl 1 year ago
omfg loved it hah
misluckee13 1 year ago
1:56 FRICKIN BEST PART!
KiwiMyMouse 1 year ago 3
Lol i love the way 'Bella' says "Edward, wat r u doin here?' lol and also Edward: Ya i was waching u slp lol ROTFL hahahahaha
icecreamcakes100 1 year ago
edward: yeah i was watchin you sleep lol ;)
ksw199812 1 year ago
This was funny and I read about Steven Seagal not too long ago. He is really awesome.
huskypuppylove 1 year ago
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huskypuppylove 1 year ago
This made me laugh so hard lol this is so great haha
huskypuppylove 1 year ago
ALLAYOOOP! guys got any food? :)
dat always makes me smilee ;D
ILYWiszzy101 1 year ago 45
@ILYWiszzy101 nossa ta horrivel esse filme e otmo nao merece isso
danielmarquesful 10 months ago
"Yeah I was watchin you sleep" "OW! YOU SLAPPED ME IM TURNIN INTO A WOLF KUWAH!" "OH SHIT IM FALLIN OUT OF A TREE! *hits ground*" "If Steven Seagal sees him in the sunlight he CRACK his neck!" "I'm scared, he's big and he's possibly part Asian" AND "Edward:You're goin down jerk! Felix: No you're goin down! Edward:No I'm gonna kick your ass I got a cape! Felix: Capes don't accually make you any stonger! Edward: Oh you're right cause you're winning. That was the best damn neck crack I ever did!"
BlackRosesWeep 1 year ago 2
hehe LOL
BlackRosesWeep 1 year ago
HE'S GOTTA GO AND GET GROCERIES SOME TIME!! LMAOOOOO
nadial58 1 year ago 2
Charlie: I wonder if Steven Seagal is in the forest??
LOL :D
& that just made my day :)
blondiegirl63 1 year ago 28
Edward: Steven Told me I Had 2 Choose Between U And Him...
I Chose Him
Allielovesyouian1 1 year ago 7
@aldloveable what does it say at 1:58
zackirwin6001 1 year ago
Come here dogs, Don't get aggressive now !
IAmJustJacob 1 year ago 4
Felix:Capes dont make u stronger
Edward:Oh ur rite cuz ur winning
lmfao rotfl hahahahahahahahaha
Howlslover679 1 year ago
lawl- yah i was watchign you sleep!
why does he enjoy that ?
sweetiepieekaay 1 year ago
that was sooo funny
iTURTLEGIRL 1 year ago
"Alloop! Hey you guys got any food?" That was so crapping funny
bayrocketgirl 1 year ago 2
LOL I'm gonna kick ur ass, NO IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. NO I WILL I GOT A CAPE!!!!!!!
IceDragonz100 1 year ago
oh....its so beautiful......
josephrockguy 1 year ago
'comer here little doggy - DON'T GET AGGRESSIVE NAH'!'
AylaHooper 1 year ago 5
edwaahh waahh ya doiiin down ere?
helenna100 1 year ago
The Ph balance is pretty good lol
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baxtercat1996 1 year ago
Lol
xXRocWearXx 1 year ago
LMAO "ok right cause your winning"
Lonewhitestar 1 year ago
oh my god tthat is SOOOOOOOO cool. LOL!
fflammingo 1 year ago
'OMG I FELL!!' HAHAHA I love the Twilight movies but this is HILARIOUS!! :)<3
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