Public Speaker Fail

[321reball]

totally free all you have to do is pay for the farmers and pay for the land....sounds like a cellohone company deal

[TheUnsungOne]

Somebody get that woman a kitchen.

[acenima]

lol at the guys face at 0:15

[Refining1]

I personally believe...

[jmoncada06]

she must be related to sarah palin

[kankanlovers3]

yes i know growing food its so good...no shit about that...i just buried 1 cow and 10 kg of dough and i got myself some pizza hut tree bitch.... :)

[jaidonl11]

erm.. what?

[LoveAj03]

"The food is free, so we should just sell it at the farmer's market"

What?

i seriously looked like this through the entire thing. O_O

oh and do you guys realize the people sitting in the background keep changing, i wonder how long she was actually talking!

[LN1992]

I had a really long homework....

mnaaah. One more FAIL Video

[adda241]

is this sarah palin before she became mayor?

[loner1878]

@adda241

No, its Bachman.

[red16mage]

Make a perfect pesticide...? That's...BRILLIANT! Why didn't anyone else think of that?!

[UTubeGreenie]

She probably failed high school and collects welfare... nothing is FREE.

[lekovic199]

i like how the top comments are the same.

[JustSimplyLego]

Growing food is so good for the people.

[Cropse666]

Oh I just love it when both the top comments say the same damn thing.

[gatojurko]

im not good in english... but I didnt get what she was trying to say!

[jerrrrrrrrrrrroen]

@gatojurko no one can possibly understand what she was saying.

[syosportkid3]

she was probably high

[Warhammer1975]

"like, I get my weed for free, after I pay the farmer and the Mexican that smuggled it, and the dealer....."

[marshmallowthreat1]

Miss Teen South Carolina all grown up.

[SuperHamjam]

What a dumb cunt

[Jex134]

She obviously just finished dying her hair black from blonde.

[Mwang12]

Why are the two top comments the same? *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*

[NewToTheLyte]

Even the kids in the back realized this bitch was stupid:

0:08 - Boy looks at mom: "WTF is she talking about?"

0:12 - 0:13 - Girl gives her the thumbs down

0:15 - 0:18 - Girl looks at speaker and thinks "Bitch you are just plain dumb..." + Boy leaves to go text his girlfriends

0:26 - 0:28 - Girl decides to pick her nose since it would be more productive than listening to this heffer

[JQin931]

Lmao. Free food. We juss pay the farmers. And sell it at the market.

[desertphilip]

i THINK IM IN LOVE!!

[DenaliMt]

Lack of intelligence more like it

[Yanksfan509]

If she was picked to speak for the group, just imagine how much worse the others are!!! Lmao!!

[Spac3Trance]

she now walks back to kitchen

[alienated21]

Santa Cruz: well I think we all know that she lit one up before she walked into that building.....probably hot boxed her car on the side of the building 20 minutes before walking in

[BaconatorXVI]

these comments are from santa cruz california city council.

it's a hippie surfer town.

there are more funny city council remarks here:

/watch?v=dChBN_zfofY

[RammsteinDEUTSCH]

Heh one person clapped

[Trance1972]

You can tell she's from California, or watched Valley Girl one too many times.

[kickflipperlol]

like if you did'nt hear what she talked about but just looked at the bo0biiiiies :P



[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

@kickflipperlol PERVV

[blackhorse099]

what just happened

[gdizzlepotts]

michele bachmann

[jen8933]

thank you miss south carolina.

[07morralla]

Honestly, at least she tried. Well done for getting up there.

[navyboydjray]

On her way to the world of fast food service.

[rwjftw10]

Lol it's free but u pay farmers ok...

[desertphilip]

She should be President of The United States.

[SuperGreenlizard]

@desertphilip If she ever does, i will move to canada

[farrahita]

It's Miss South Carolina's cousin



[AnokiWolf13]

making a car out of crops? wtf is this lady smoking...

[BTRcrazy]

@AnokiWolf13 probably the crops shes growing

[NoClue1472]

I'm embarrassed for her.

[jessicarh87]

She obviously snorted so much cocaine before speaking..she couldn't stop rubbing her nose..did I only notice this?

[Jstuff96]

its funny because she fails

[thedoors919]

you don't need any more food fat bitch

[hampus117]

Americans at it's finest. Umad?

[bad41132]

i want to fuck her.

[DatBoiUda]

jesus she is dumb

[TangoR34]

This would be Rebecca's new song after some autotuning

[Mycupofjoe91]

I think shes high.

[SaltineGirl]

This must be her first time making a speech. : /

[Smellmenoweww]

To much time away from the kitchen.

[Skullsandbubbles]

I had a teacher like this. :| "you see a spiral is a spiral...uh...because its a spiral" Seriously, direct quote.

[EasyBakeSmiles]

@Skullsandbubbles lol my teacher 2 years ago wrote on the board once it literally said.. ''Toaday I tok a pole with my stoodents.'' Yup, sophmore us history at it's finest -____-

[misterq0604]

I'm sold. She does have a strong point about crops and food stuff.

[commandolam]

She's right, you know. Growing food IS good.

[10akee]

Is her last name Palin?

[gamezandguitarz]

@10akee fuck you you liberal son of a bitch

[horsez4eva18]

her mind just went.....blank....absolutely blank

[MidnightGrunt]

I think she smoked some of the "crops" before this...

[trered4lyfe]

@MidnightGrunt lmao

[speedenforcer918]

I lost her at her first word...

[JonnyALC]

did she spill coffee over her speech paper or something, it's like she frgot haf of every line.

[Beaderella]

She dyed her hair brown......

[expectedun]

this is like watching miss South Carolina 2007 speak

[vitessemeister]

cannabis is one hell of a drug....

[Mwang12]

there should be more comments about the integral relationship between kitchens and women.

[slyth13]

@Mwang12 It's always the males who make kitchen jokes. Thus, it seems to me that males are way more obsessed with kitchens than women, so why don't you get your lazy butt up and get in there.

[Mwang12]

@slyth13 my buts stuck on the couch, do you ever see a couch in the kitchen?

[slyth13]

@Mwang12 you must be a rail thin skinny dude then haha.

[Mwang12]

@slyth13 That, or a lazy obese ninety years old living in his five hundred year old mother's basement

[grandpamoe1]

America, embarrasing the human race since the 1700's.

[DJZombiLincoln]

Wow lady, town meetings are boring enough!

[thepotatovagina]

Alright bitch, back in the kitchen

[MJCProductions2011]

ah the childlike mind of the liberal

[0andrewsmith0]

@MJCProductions2011 Yah, unlike Republicans who are all so smart. Oh...wait

[MJCProductions2011]

@0andrewsmith0 I wouldn't know. Ask a republican

[deadlycheezcake]

@MJCProductions2011 lol you think all liberals are like this woman?

im liberal and im laughing at her haha...

[MJCProductions2011]

@deadlycheezcake good to see you can recognize yourself in others and laugh. ;-)

[deadlycheezcake]

@MJCProductions2011 i hope to god that this woman is nothing like me

[Dtitilator]

Haha...

Sarcastic applause.

[TheSharmaKarma]

Sarah..... Is that you lol

[dachicagoan]

Ladies and gentleman, the smartest girl in socal!!!

[Kcasymkcil96]

She's now running for governor.

[luckysod04]

What kind of crops is she referring to?

[Giallo007]

thank you.. lol

[IceBasset]

Reminds me of the simple minded kids that were in my Government class back in high school.

[123thefarmer]

I stand be hide her all the way!

[joernbroeker]

Thats not a clap, thats three consecutive facepalms at the end.

[TheXFlame]

@joernbroeker LMFAO!!!! Dude this comment made the whole video worth it. Like you have no idea.

[DistressedDamsel79]

This reminds me of a few years ago in the Miss Teen USA pagent when they asked Miss teen South Carolina about maps....(-_-)

[kakompo]

Let's hear it for Miss Teen USA South Carolina !!

[lolage4988]

well my IQ just dropped ten points while watching this

[withagunxxxx]

???

[rawrvintageisclassic]

i guess she's considered as the village idiot.

[CreamedCheesed]

All the people in that room: the fuck have I just listened to??

[DMK000]

Food is free...what a concept!

[rawrvintageisclassic]

i guess she took advice from Miss South Carolina there.

[SELongB]

Shout out to Sarah Palin from 2JobsStillPoorUSA

For those who are less in the know in the last episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska they read an angry letter from a viewer who didn't think it was right when Sarah shot a moose on camera and then butchered in in the field. In the letter the viewer suggested that instead of killing animals for meat, Sarah should just buy it from the store.

(somehow the viewer thought it wasn't dead animal at the store)

[2JobsStillPoorUSA]

hmmm is she the same person who thinks we all should just get our meat from the store where no animals are harmed? X-}

[h8thesystem]

that was no pity clap it was multiple face palming

[KuroEF]

that's a wig, cause this girl MUST be blonde

[musichalloffame]

The crops are um growing very well and I think we should make um a perfect pesticide for the crops and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it's food and stuff. and we can make things and we can make things cars. the machine can make it for us. growing food is so good um for the people because its free alls you have to do is pay the farmers and pay for the land so we should just sell it at the farmer's market Thank you!

Your welcome!

*Confused guy claps*

Next speaker!

[jsg361]

1 person clapping was the real fail. 

[GEEway525]

One person clapped xD

[631213312]

...Because its free. All we have to do is pay the farmers, and pay for the land.

How the hell did she get on live television??

HAHAHAHA Live tv fail

[Refining1]

"I PERSONALLY BELIEVE..."

[hydrotag]

was she born with blonde hair and just dyed her hair black???

[Xanadude575]

The surfer dude could have made a better case for growing food - "Oh BRA it's just like ... you grow the food, WHAPPAH ... it just gets spit right out ... just drop in, smack the lip ... SNA-PAAAHH! The seeds get pitted, so pitted...."

[exploremagic23]

@Xanadude575 holy shit lol thats awesome

[peteristehbest]

*clap clap clap* was the fail.

[Veboye]

Kitchen spawn in 3...2...1...

[uvaltito]

but to be fair the editing is to blame

[uvaltito]

she dyed her hair she is really a blond. she has to be...

[xINVISIGOTHx]

is there an unedited version of this on youtube somewhere?

[gioh310]

may the lord be with her

[Kagimbrius]

Lol, look how that guy in the back ground is looking at her at 0:14

[CheggyTehDemon]

3 claps...-_-

[FavTheDK]

its good for the people cuz its free. all you have to do is PAY the farmers and PAY for the land.

what the fuck? was her brain out taking a shit that day or is she just mentally retarded?

[xXxSn3akxXx]

Many braincells committed suicide that day

[BurnedToast00]

Boobies @_@

[TheHalvo001]

Wow, I love the pity clap at the end there...

[portameeyato]

@TheHalvo001 those weren't claps, those were 3 facepalms

[whathappened2001]

video edits?

[DeoxysDNA]

She should have never got up there.

[brucecrummy2]

pesticide for cops!? 0.o

[YoCzechYourself]

This sounds like a grade one making a speech...

[yaotlthegratest]

00:24 it´s freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeee

[SouthernSlavic]

This reminds me of Monty Python's 'How to do it'

[dustingraymcdaniels]

Had to be a blonde. In another life

[animemangamt368]

@dustingraymcdaniels Or hair dye. If they knew she was blonde from the start, she would've never made it to the stand.

[Banminator]

growing food is good because its free, and the machines can make cars out of it.

[TrollGang]

clap,clap,ewwwwwww......

[ViruzErazar]

Average IQ of Greenpeace members

[ibro314]

And its free. You just have to pay for farmers and farm land. Sounds Legit

[spiderpig85]

This is why not EVERYONE'S opinion should be heard...

[MisterKronicS]

lol u can see the lady in the background trying not to laugh

[darksylux101]

da machinez!!!

[xXAnthony619Xx]

LMFAO @ the clap at the end XD!

[iArashi1]

and its free you only need to pay

[UFOdad]

If I was on the board of directors there, I would look at her and say"Translator needed from Dumb to English please?"

[gojiranra]

dude in blue's face at 0:14

[sithzero500]

shes totaly an AI cus she was once a blond

[dlinksmc]

wha-

[nhs2008NC]

Her mom clapped!

[3dwardcullen69]

press 3 and 5 fast, cuz you know she does.

[fpspwn129]

@3dwardcullen69 lol

[bestamerica]

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nice lady with nice sexy body

[hunterthompson3]

"Miss South Carolina pageant here I come!"

[linemen6392]

Press 6....IT'S FREE!!!!

[bharatsermal]

@linemen6392 is she talking about the price of her cunt

[aligerous]

She just changed her hair color from blonde to brown.

[chocolatte04]

And the purpose of that was...?

[MrExit15]

dumb ass californian. new york all day baby

[godly04]

She gets 1 golf clap for trying

[rushan1231]

I finds this surprisingly easy to masturbate to

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

@rushan1231 get over it

[Oquatix]

damn.. thats where i was born

[AyO10111010011BLAbla]

wanna be porn star

[flopez49gmail]

it just HAD to be a woman...u__u

[LordKamos777]

I vote for her to be president

[1kcirtap1]

@LordKamos777 shes still smarter than Sarah Palin.

[DyllamDop]

i just want to be accepted like a part of her religious cult, 'couse is free... and cars too... she's my princess Leya, just without brain functions... and Chubaka... and lasers.. + tea bags tits... and mind blowing everyday experience...

[alttab7890]

??too much talking and nonsence.Go back home child!!

[guardie550]

Sweetheart if the food is free I'm not going 2 pay 4 it at the market... I'd make my slaves get it since i happen to live on the east coast where we apparently believe in slavery... And made in china.

[EdeathD]

oh really?

[Lifter85]

I'd still fuck her and her saggy titties.

[Suffocation120]

We can make cars from food!?!?!?

[Littlemac181]

im jealous of her creative mind.

[dirtmaop]

We can make stuff.

[TheDarknesscinema]

Very strange kitchen.......

[JonnyALC]

does he have brain tumor as brain?

[TheHeadlessOne]

Did her brain die?