Welcome to Jesusland Part 16 - How Did Bill O'Reilly Get Here?

[mrmomoto]

Q: "Can you explain that to me?"

A: NO, Bill, NO ONE CAN - NOT EVEN GOD: You're a freakin' moral retard with an IQ of 41. THAT'S WHY YOU WORK FOR FOX.

On a side note: I wonder what it must feel like to know that no one is going to miss you when you're gone, Wikipedia in 2050 will probably delete your entry page to save server space and that the gene pool will be dramatically improved by your demise?

[Barcs]

The best theory at the moment to explain our solar system is as follows: Like most stars in our galaxy, the sun was part of a binary star system. It's companion star supernova-ed and what's left of it was absorbed into the sun, and the rest of it formed into the planets. It explains the iron earth core and abundance of hard elements. Love the video series!

[megandnelson]

Bill O really . hes just an overpaid pigdick 

[guineapiggyman]

wait, mars, jupiter, etc etc ALL HAVE MOONS!. no one knows for sure that there isnt life on other planets. first, we have to find a planet in the goldilocks zone of its system. recently, we've found dna strands on a meteor IN SPACE. so, thats a burn on you, oreilly. wow. this even proves that hes never read the bible, like he claims, because other moons are mentioned in passing in the bible

[carlt911]

I like this guy, you guys backup off this man.

[noahzuniga]

its funny how bill o'reilly is the desperate one

[jerico641]

Do you suppose he'll EVER wake up, take a look back at some of these videos and realize how embarrassingly stupid he sounds?

[thealienwriter]

I love how Bill O'Reilly can whine about being "attacked" while calling people pinheads in the same sentence. His lack of self-awareness is amazing.

[BackUpClover]

I bet Bill has those books there just for show.

[breerex123]

aaaaaaaaa some of my gray matter just died

[pogibija]

Love how he calls anyone who doesn't believe what he believes in, a pinhead.

He is the only "pinhead", he is too fucking ignorant and stupid to read, and educate himself. I, you, a scientist, could answer his questions, but he will just follow up with more mouse and cat chase games; "how did X get here/there" etc. Notice he never answers a question, just more bullshit questions.

[SlackerSlayer]

@pogibija I like to take it to their own dogma. If they do not buy into evolution of life in this universe, yet somehow they think the very first life ever was their superior to any other life form god. The most advanced form that life could ever take (really stretching this imagination) becomes the first possible type of life in their dogma, that then starts to create all of these other life forms and the stars, the planets, etc.... incredible.

[mistacramer]

Is that actual footage of Venus from its surface?

[MastermindX]

Don't try to answer those questions for O'Reilly. He's not really asking for an answer, he will keep asking until he finds one question that you can't answer like "How did the big-bang singularity get there?", then go all "AHA! JESUS!" He's more comfortable with that than taking the effort to try to find out how things work in the real world. A shame for a journalist.

If he had lived in the times of the Romans, he'd be all "If Apollo does not exist, how the sun moves? Can't explain that!"

[djhalling]

Kirk Cameron wanted to be looked at as an intellectual?!

Even other creationists do not look at Cameron as an intellectual.

[knobcheese22]

lol logical thinking people can't explain the origins of the universe, why can't we teach everyone about our fairytale book?

Seriously I can't believe people actually use this kind of illogical thinking, "you can't explain it therefore we are right" doesn't answer anything!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't know the answer to something you don't make shit up!!!



[fartinmartinbartin]

It's really cringeworthy watching him speak...it's a step backwards for humanity that this guy and his medieval beliefs have a loudspeaker to try and influence others...very sad.

viva science, fact and truth 

[AFilthyIbis]

this sounds like a family guy gag. I can totally imagine Peter saying this for an extended period of time "How'd the sun get there? How'd it get there? How'd it get there?".

[gr4ndhustle]

O'Reillys ignorance is beyond me.. just unbelievable.

[SlackerSlayer]

@gr4ndhustle Oh'Really is just incredible. I hear it is a dildo hopper too. Nice past time for a devoted christian man. I bet it doesn't require a female voice on the other end of the telephone line. 'wonders out loud if he plays producer and boss man with his wife'.

[AntiBullshitMan]

Well done. Next time you do one of these, try to mention that what O'Reilly dubs as "luck", an Anti-natalist knights as double zero, with trillions of dollars on the line.

[justinjsaley]

As great as this video is, don't waste any time showing it to O'Reilly as we know how well he will listen.

[carrots001]

It does not take less faith to believe, it just takes a willingness to be totally ignorant as Bill so capably demonstrates.

[IzzyBunneh]

let's do an experiment, take 2 slices of bread, put one in the freezer, and one in a damp place in direct sunlight... although clearly the process via which the life arises isn't evolution, just mold, but it makes the point that life WILL NOT arise in a place that isn't suited to it, in this example the freezer

and there are plently of planets out there that have similar orbits to earth, simiar oxygen concentrations and appear to have liquid water on them, we'll find life on them someday too

[0nePumpChump]

Venus gets less sunlight than the earth?

[Ebrainiac1]

Replacing “you can’t explain the tides” with “you can’t explain the moon”.

Can you say double footbullet?

[mykegoh]

ahhh that more than an idiot man is in the news again.

[gordolove1988]

someone should really throw a dam astronomy book to his uneducated face!

[XFTW3]

at 1:30 hes such a DUMBASS!!!

[BillKiernan]

You can sit there and explain every single "how did ___get there" to people like o'reilly, and all they will do is continue saying "well how did that get there?" until you can't answer them, then they say AHA! GOD!" You can't win at that game.

[DeimosSaturn]

I'd love to see Bill O'Rielly have to be cross examined with the same rules as in a court of law. He would have the right to question too but then he'd have to be forced to sit and listen to the responses, all in front of a jury. All the arguments on his side would be intangible, circumstantial, and here-say, while everything on the sane side would be observable to all. He wouldn't stand a chance in a fair two-way dialog, hence the pretense of answering emails on his terms.

[ShadowPa1adin]

@DeimosSaturn

"I'd love to see Bill O'Rielly have to be cross examined with the same rules as in a court of law. "

He'd probably try to have the prosecuting attorney's mike cut.

[apocalypseap]

Question: How did it get there? How did the moon get there?

Answer: GRAVITYYY!!!!!!

:)

[rationalmuscle]

What a fucking MORON this man is.

"How'd it get there... how'd it get there..."

Well Bill, Vishnu made it.

Something tells me THAT explanation would not satisfy.

Well Bill, how did your God, the most grand perfection of perfection, "get there."

"Always was there!"

Great Bill -- same answer for energy.

The rest is cosmology/biology 101, neither of which he bothered to attend.

[Sabohaque]

Dude you could be a thug in a Noir film.

[squirreljester2]

How and why does "I don't understand, so I will believe instead, and that's it" ever make sense to anyone?!

[Testifyexe]

Bill O'reilly: professional douchebag.

[evensgrey]

A small correction, we do not have evidence that Europa is hostile to life. What we do know indicates that there is a zone that could well be quite hospitable to life, in the liquid ocean beneath the ice crust.

[PikminDS]

Bill's questions remind my of my brother, always asking rhetorical questions and ending it by saying saying "can science explain that?" while waving his hands to add to his non-question. It's hard to ignore when you know the answer but he refuses to listen.

[RadarKat73080]

Two butt-ugly cousins fucking?

[katvilani]

Damn, I didn't think anyone could be that stupid, be in television and make alot of money being an ignorant bully.

[behean2]

the thing is he is asking the right questions: 'how did that happen' etc. just not looking for the answers like the cleverer ones of us do..

[breakaleg10]

We have such people like him in Sweden too. I am NOT one of them...

[theheinzification]

@breakaleg10 yeah, but then ... you have so much snow in sweden these days (ive been told). how does it get there? duh!

[REBMike1]

Bill O'Reilly answer to everything is a magic sky wizard did it. No wonder Europe suffered a 1000 year dark age, with thinking like that. Piss off Bill you dick.

[jeb31415]

Lol. O'Reilly is not super deep.

[theheinzification]

@jeb31415 he actually is super deep .... in shit

[bjam89]

i am pretty sure the average YEC could school that moron on science, how often does that happen

[derek24hudson]

Here's some more 'O'Reillt' type questions;

1) How come there are 2 planets between us and the sun? Can you answer that?

2) How come the sun is at the 'right' distance to give us heat and light and not burn the earth up? Can you answer that?

3) How come there is so much oil in the ground on THIS planet to run all our cars? Can you answer that?

Please add your own Reillyisms....

[derek24hudson]

'How come other planets don't have a moon and tides?' asks O'Reilly. This reveals the flaw in his 'thinking', were he capable of any. He is assuming that the earth was MEANT to have a moon and tides, and it, incredibly, happened. As with all his arguments he's got everything backwards. If the earth had NO moon and tides, then life would have evolved differently but it would still be the earth! But he's not really asking questions, is he?

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Did you happen to catch the "CrapswithBears" take on Billo's video? It's pretty funny stuff.

[PingeMusic]

If I did not know better.... I could think that B o'R was a really bad comedian that for some reason did not know that he was. Sadly I know that it is not so. ;-(

[wikkedSeth]

Ok, Bill, how did God get there? Hmm?

[Meskiagkasher]

@wikkedSeth it was washed in by the tides....

[Meskiagkasher]

"did it *just* happen?" is always the dumbest question of them all. it only signifies that the questioner has never bothered to look into the matter at all.