Daniel Tosh-True stories I made up(Enlightened Garbage)

[Moonlight0945]

My mind couldn't comprehend the fact there was no moving image for this routine, so I typed this comment to kill the time.

[Moonlight0945]

My mind couldn't comprehend the fact there was no moving image for this routine, so I typed this comment to kill the time. "Post" - Oh sh*t.

[frost689]

Haha. It's called two jobs b""

[thesearemyusernames]

No duh god is black. We're supposed to write his name as G-d, right? That's why rappers say they're G'd up

[christopherdogan]

white people taste like crackers. RITZ crackers.

[samusic160]

Thats why God made the saying 'G' like when people say 'whats up G?', it's just so they can get the person to say his/her name.I must admit If God is black then  i will be very tempted to say 'So uh, What up G?'

[FPSUbiquitouS]

I played "The floor is lava" D:

lol

[taengbakados]

@FPSUbiquitouS me too

[watsupstartaketwo]

fuck he's sooooo funny!!

[KarasSoryal]

@KarasSoryal

[YeeSoest]

The little town called Boppard in Germany on the rhine river is actually where he was born...and it IS small but kinda nice=)

[NegiAbhay98]

you see that video that says "things never want to hear a guy say (tosh.0) " don't watch it, it's totally retarded and if you're watching it just for her groping her boobs, she doesn't do it. if you go there anyway, thumbs this comment up so others see

[Baileylovesmusic1]

You hit the Jackpot mofo!

[DearSis]

MY BEST FRIEND is Cuban and that's close enough

[xXxJokerxXx05]

@evan669 he do not exist? you are dumb and your thoughts are truely thoughtless.

[AppleAppChannel]

@Sappa9702 Thumbs up if u were the 50th person to thumbs up

[brentzittel]

why does he sound like jim gaffigan?

[Sappa9702]

@brentzittel maybe he is..

[PeterRabbit01]

@brentzittel They are friends. So they do have similar styles

[ilovethesmellof]

2 people have lava floors

[dzabageo]

Hahahha hit the jackpot.

[shark11175]

is god black?

[evan669]

@shark11175 fuck no. he dont even exist

[akayourmommasdaddy]

@shark11175 he would be if he existed. but nah no proof god exists. only faith. and faith is retarded because its believing somthing without facts that it is true or not.

[kmtut]

@akayourmommasdaddy

damn that's too bad, before just now, I had faith that you existed somewhere in this universe, but it's all good I suppose, since you posted this. Now I have facts to believe you exist.....or was it you that posted it??? I'll just keep the faith alive I guess...

[MrJustright21]

@Sappa9702 That's what she said!

[TeriTCCool]

i would so do the cargo pants thing!

[otownsrealist]

omfg!! and here I was thinking the lava game was the only game in the world my brother and sisters and I played wow.....but,to stay course,yes I was poor

[supergeek11787]

I find this hard hard to masturbate too

[icepic08]

@supergeek11787 I, on the other-hand, don't.

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@supergeek11787 ok then try watching something like p0rN

[gale163]

he's soooooooooo funny!

[mayeloru]

Laugh motherfuckers! Laugh!

[272Sappa]

@mayeloru Oh we're laughing alright!