edited to cause less offense? this is vic and bob for christs sake, the least offensive comedians on tv in the last 30 years - you people make me sick.
I didn't think they were supposed to be women, personally! Just men with nonsensical hair and shorts and breasts, par for the course with Vic & Bob! Vic does call bob "Friederich," which is certainly not a girl's name. Dunno!
This sums up Vic & Bob to a tee. Two girls with very obvious moustaches & ever enlarging breasts dancing to disco music & finishing with two Nazi's hunting a prize turkey using a line by Captain Scott line about his Pole Rival Roald Amundsen. I. Love. Theses. Two.
so damn good... if you are giving this skit shit, then you haven't spent any time watching vic n bob. they are completely surreal and incredibly funny. comedy art. nothing like them on this earth. educate yourself before dishing out judgemental comments.
great post my friend. comedy gold. 10,000 thumbs up :)
In reality you're all disgusting Nazi stooges who got what was coming to you. At the end of the day, Jazz-listening Americans, stiff-upper lipped sodomite Britishers, and inbred Untermensch Russians kicked your arses.
And yes, I know what phosphorus does to the human body. But what the hell - the only good kraut is a dead one. Yippee-kai-ay, motherfucker!
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@trebizond790 you know what phosphorous does to a human body? Oh wow, this is a reason to make jokes about it. Makes you wonder who is the Nazi-stooge.
You are just too typical for these British monsters and sadists.Why do wine about the Nazis? They were sissy boys compared to the atrocities of your racist British Empire.
Sorry mate, but here is where the discussion ends. I will not talk to haters and racists who makes fun of massacres and holocausts. Have a nice day.....
@Elberiver11 It's clear from your posts and your youtube videos that you have a very extremist one-sided axe to grind. Sensible people will recognize the horrible things that any regime did in its history and criticize them for it - many British, in fact, do this to themselves. Germany too criticizes its own sordid history, which has lead to them becoming one of the most morally serious countries in the world today. You however, seem uninterested in dialogue - only indictment and hate.
I'm disinclined to get into anything too deep on a comedy video wall, but suffice it to say that I consider Dresden a war crime, as well as other activities by Allied forces such as at Leonforte and Canicatti.
However, your argument seems to be that as the Allies committed war crimes, it was somehow ok for Nazi Germany to do so also. I would also maintain that it was not official government policy for the Allies, as it was the Axis, notably on the Eastern Front.
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@trebizond790 If you consider Dresden a war crime, thats nice of you. But it would be a bit strange, wouldnt it, if you said "it was a holiday". I really wonder how a nation that starts a Firestorm in an undefended city of Arts and Beauty, packed with 500 000 refugees, can point with their finger to others. Do you know what Phosphorous does to human beings? It sticks on your skin and immediately sets you on fire,it eats into your skin and you cannot get it off. A most gruesome death.
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@trebizond790 Listen, you British people really should simply start THINKING, just use your loaf. Why is that so difficult? You accuse me of saying Nazi crimes were OK. When have i said that?
You do know very well that the Americans and you portray Germany as Nazi-country, 24 hours on TV, i am told a million times a day that Germans are bad people.
And now you come up to me and demand me to talk more about "germans are bad people"? Mate, you are not crazy, are you?
@trebizond790 History was written by the victor, but winning does not say anything about your honesty. The British and Americans wrote a history of lies, by deliberate omission of truth. Best example is the popular claim "Dresden was revenge for coventry". First, it was the British who started bombing Germany, so in truth Coventry was revenge for Churchill's wicked attack on Berlin in June 1940. Coventry was centre of British war production, Dresden was haven for refugees. Quite a difference.
But if "dresden was revenge for coventry" with 500 deaths, what was Sweenamunda with its 20 000 deaths? Why are kids in Britain not taught the name of the city? You know all about coventry (500 deaths) but you dont even know the name Sweenamunda (20 000 deaths), do you? You British people simply cover up all the atrocities you have carried out on innocent people. And now you come up to me and you want to discuss "nazi crimes"? Germany does not hide anything. The British hide their atrocities.
Sweenamunda was packed with refugees, just like Dresden, and all refugees were mainly women, children and elderly people. By the nice people from your country i keep reading every day "those fucking germans deserved it". Seriously, you British people believe you were "better" than the Germans? I think thats disgusting. First, in wars there is no good or bad side, there are only victims. And second, i think people gloating over children and women burnt to ashes alive, are monsters and racists.
@trebizond790 Killing children and women were not official Allied government policy? LOL Seriously, what kind of moron are you?
I suggest you read the law of your own country. Try the "area bombing directive" of Feb. 14th 1942, not a law but a directive which is similar (sorry i am not a judge, he will explain the slight difference), as issued by the British ministry of aggres....oops, of "defense" lol .
Content: "the aim is to kill children and women". Again, i proved you to be a liar.
@trebizond790 PS: if you want to find out Allied government policy, i recommend you read the depopulation plans the Allies had in store for Germany since 1919. You still believe the British Empire (a tiny and completely innocent entity lol) waged war to "save the Jews" or the Poles?`Poland was sold to the Communist dictatorship even before the war was over, does not seem to me that the British Empire wanted to save anyone. Read the viscious "MORGENTHAU PLAN", depopulation was Allied policy.
@trebizond790 ....and your warcriminal leader Churchill did a bloody good job in depopulating Germany, together with his best friend dictator Stalin. Over 3 Million German civilians were murdered by the Allies, after the war was over. I am not surprised you know nothing about that either, after all you are from Britain, a nation that lies about her own history. Now keep spreading your hate and your insults, and keep spitting on the massgraves of children, murdered by your grandfathers. Ta-ra
Firstly - the German leadership knew of the security guarantee given Poland, so the invasion was tantamount to a declaration of war.
Secondly - Sigmund Mazur, a lab assistant at Danzig Anatomical Institute, testified at Nuremberg that human fat soap had been manufactured. It may not have been on the scale thought, but still.
Lastly - yes, Harris could be considered a war criminal, but when you have rabidly anti-semitic stuff on your profile, no-one's going to give your opinion the time of day.
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@trebizond790 Its funny how you British people keep talking about Poland, while not talking about
1) What the Poles had done before (but British history consists of deliberate omission), you probably do not even know where Westprussia is and what the Poles had done there in the 1920ies and 1930ies - i suggest you go back to sleep and watch your "bad Germans" Hollywood shows. lol
2) Its even funnier you British people dare accuse others of "invasions", while you invaded nations yourself.
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@trebizond790 OOOOH please.... humans cooked to soap" story, hahaha!
Sorry, you are just too stupid too discuss with me. All these British lies about my country , like "lampshades made of human skin" etc. have proven to be typical British fraud long time ago. I suggest you read the publications Prof. Yehuda Bauer of YAD VASHEM, Israel.
In any case, i will not discuss with haters and racists who use lies, like you and your country do, to slander and besmirch other nations.
All you British people who seem to believe you were so much better - why do you molest Germans with your Nazi/Jews/Soap shit a million times a day? Mate, you bore me stiff with your dishonesty, you are more humourless than the stereotype rumour you try to squeeze us into. Or is this British fraud story of "soap" something you would call humour?
Do you think its appropriate to open a conversation with a German by talking about "Jews cooked to soap"? Why not trying "hi, how are you" instead?
@trebizond790 I am trying to imagine a German person starting a conversation with you with something like "Did your British grandfather take part in the Dresden-Massacre and did he have a good time whirling screaming children into a 3-miles high Firestorm"?
I wonder if you British people have any decency, and i wonder how you would feel if we behaved the same way like you do. If our aim was to accuse you for your ancestor's British atrocities, the list would be very, very long.
The Germans "knew"`? hahaha! Who is Britain to tell others what to do? What if we wanted war on Britain, made such a "treaty" with Ireland?
The British changed the Polish-German borders in 1919, deliberately creating terror by placing 2.1 Million German families under the rule of Aliens. It was the Polish who invaded Germany in 1919, and over 1 Million fled Polish terror within only 7 years. You dishonest British people should stop lying about your true history by deliberate omission of truth.
Removed my comments because you are a deranged hateful idiot with no sense of humour. I don't want to b seen arguing with a tosspot like you. I checked out your channel - full of anti British hate - someone should report you.
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@StasisClungeFlux rewrite history? hahaha, you are much funnier than these two stupid blokes with wigs up there! hahaha
Go back to school, little dumb boy, and ask your teacher who started war - it was the British Empire, declaring war on Germany on 3rd September 1939. So how stupid are you, little boy? Go and learn your wicked country*s history. Oooh i am sorry to "rewrite" again when i say that your British grandfathers were Slave traders and murdered millions of innocent Africans.
@StasisClungeFlux and you want to know who is Nazi scum? You are British Nazi scum, like your warcriminals Harris and Churchill, two british racists who murdered millions. They shunned the fight man-to-man, thats why these two British child-abusers preferred to target children. How pathetic when a whole nation deserts from the fight, in a war they had started themselves. LOL you Britishers really do have humour, hahahaha
@StasisClungeFlux yes, of course i shame all those who MURDERED german children and mothers, you dirty Racist scum. The Germans never declared war on England, you moron, learn your own country's history,. little boy.
It was your fat English pig Churchill, a homosexual insane alcohol-addict, who started bombing Germany on May 14th 1940. Ever learned the history of your wicked British Empire? No you havent, because you were too busy frying kids in HIROSHIMA and DRESDEN.
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@StasisClungeFlux And speaking of COWARDS, this sounds really funny coming from a BRITISHER of all people! Whose criminal Grandfather ran away from the fight at Dunkirk 1940 !
hahaha the whole British army ran away head over heels, as soon as the German army turned up, hahahaha how pathetic!! You are lucky the Germans let all you cowards get off, they could have easily arrested all of you bastards, but they did not, because they did not want war with Britain.
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@StasisClungeFlux LOL yes, how convenient the whole world "FORGETS" the bad bad germans nazi history. I supposed thats why i see it 100 times on TV; you moron.
Its funny you British slave traders keep on pointing with your finger to the Germans, while they have never started war on you, you British racist criminals. It much rather seems to me you British slave traders forget who invaded Africa, who invaded Ireland, and who invaded India, you criminals? You killed millions in your Colonies.
@smurfbane LOL what a moron you are. People with a small brain probably need some longer time to understand. I do not mind at all if anyone is taking the piss, you moron. To the contrary, i like it. But you British criminals should simply become honest and make films about your own Holocausts and your own guilt of wars and warcrimes. It is getting actually quite boring, if you portray all Germans as NAZIS. Isnt that pathetic? Two blokes with wigs - and of course they NAZIS. How pathetic.
@Tbaldwin1971 If the whole world would portray the whole British people as criminals and Nazis, and if they all told lies about you, i doubt you would accept that. You British people should stop your silly NAZI-hate propaganda. You keep portraying a whole country as NAZIS, you dirty British people, and then your most intelligent comment is "enjoy your life"`? hahaha, the world seems to be "on the slide" indeed.
@Tbaldwin1971 I have a brilliant idea for you, mate: maybe you should tell all these half a million children and women, turned into human torches and murdered in the most gruesome way by your RAF-criminals grandfathers, to "enjoy life", too? Its incredible how indecent you British people are.
You British people wrote a history of lies, covering up your own crimes. I suppose with a history like yours (Millions killed by the British Empire) you badly need to point your finger to someone else.
@exmortis Yes, you are right this is far from offensive. What it is, is a bit of idle, very funny and quintessentially British whimsy. You just don't get it. Which is fine. We can't all like the same thing. However, what is offensive is your use of the word "retarded."
I love this sketch and so pleased to find it. I love that it's so daft and pointless. Can't believe people actually get het up by it. When it was broadcast i don't think it even had a title. Men dressing up as women (esp with moustaches) is such an English thing and long may it reign!
hm...I m German, but whats this video supposed to TELL me ? Can t get it..Is it about Boobs enlargement? If so, shhouldn t this be about aMERICAN girls then? .*G*
i'm sorry, but I thought Humour helped people in their lives. I bet our friend Elberiver has laughed at jokes poking fun at others before, whatever the subject matter. Unless you can prove me wrong, fuck off you hypocrite.
@davies1 yea ur right. humour is a good thing. but not about races. this vid is funny for u, but for me as a german, i laugh about holocaust, im always rofling when i read how our army crushed 58 nations and killed TONS of brits and russians. yes thats a rly funny laugh for a german. but if i do that on tv, and put it on youtube, would u laugh too?
@davies1 no, i think u missed ur brain. your humour is just offensive. and what has the stupid vid todo with the world? if u really want to go that deep, then i will follow you. since i study history i can tell u something about it. the old germanic reich is the orign of white people. so YOUR humour says that every white woman in the world is like this in the video? man boy.. ur boring, and stupid.
@EiRoNcRoSS My original point was that Elberiver11 (who took offence at this video) has laughed at something poking fun out of someone from a different creed, culture, race, religion, sex or whatever. I asked him to prove me wrong, which he did not. You tried to use the world wars to illustrate offensiveness in my sense of humour, where mine hasn't even come into the conversation. It is irrelevant and so is your point. Everyone mocks everyone - FACT. You are not deep, you are deeply stupid.
So if any of you English bastards wanna poke fun at my tartan skirt, my haggis eating habits or our humiliating defeat at Culloden just don't ok coz I'll cry! lol
@jerrygreg2 are you scottish, jimmey? LONG LIVE ALBAAAAAA !
Giss a fag, Jimmey! lol Ken fit like?
I can put up a scottish accent, but only few phrases. A scottish lady once told me what to reply when someone insults you : YER NAY AIL-PENTIN YER SEL!
Scottish sounds hilarious, but when Glaswegians talk i understand NOWT
@Elberiver11 I understand all that you know. "Fit like" is Aberdeen and the north east though. Weegies (Glaswegians) would say, "Howzitgawn?" I'm from Edinburgh so I'd say, "Good day to you sir, how are you?" lol
@gullivera Nobody gets offended, you moron. But you guys and your silly Hollywood-shit are just so fucking stupid it hurts, thats all. Americans and Britishers suck. The most brainwashed and dumbed-down nations in the world.
They throw 500 000 refugees , women and children , into a gigantic Firestorm 12 square miles wide, kiling an unknown number of them, and then they praise their Allied Holocausts as "Heroism" in their Hollywood-shit propaganda. Are you not ashamed of all these lies?
Go to the Dresden videos, British fuckhead, and see how all you "innocent" Britishers gloat about the hundreds of thousands of children and women your wicked British Empire burnt to ashes alive.
So how many Germans do you see, gloating over JEWISH graves, you idiot? NONE. But i see you British racists gloating over the graves of the worst Firestorm on innocents ever started in human history. Dont you have any decency, you British racists?
@Elberiver11 "I do not personally regard the whole of the remaining cities of Germany as worth the bones of one British Grenadier", Sir Arthur Harris, Hero of World War II.
Arthur Harris not only was a racist and a massmurderer: He was also a coward who shunned the fight man-to-man.
Harris, one of the worst warcriminals of WW II, ordered to attack unarmed children and women with White Phosphorous (Napalm), a substance that turns people into human torches. Arthur Harris murdered over half a million innocents, most of them children , women and elderly. Harris was too afraid to fight the enemy himself - he preferred to kill children from a safe distance.
@Elberiver11 They were only innocent till they got old enough to join the hitler youth then they turned into monsters like you! Was your Grandfather in the SS? you protest so much you must be hiding a really bad family secret. Come on tell us which infamous nazi are you descended from? I bet it was Heydrich - do you think that wiping the village of Lidice and its population off the face of the earth for the assasination of 1 nazi is fair? June 10 1942 another date for the diary of german pride!
@simnebrael oh my god....here our English "friends" go again! Hitler-youth....the SS....the bad germans and the poor jews and the "innocent" Allies.....LOL
Sorry mate, but this is much funnier than those two ugly stupid blokes up there! hahaha too funny. Mate, you must be full of anti-german hate. You drop Napalm on innocent children and women, and make up the most insane accusations, to justify your own country's atrocities. "hitler youth", hahaha. What an insane person you are.
@simnebrael Lets not talk about the SS; thats boring. Lets about your grandfather, and lets find out why you have a problem with the S when in truth your RAF-child-abusers killed 10 times more innocents.
The RAF-murderers and their fat American friends murdered over 1 Million innocent children and women in Japanese and German cities. OH SORRY - i forgot they were all guilty, and deserved to die. And i assume you are chosen by god to determine who is "guilty".
is it me, or have some people got issues with this one??? lol
There was me thinking Vic and Bob were doing their 'normal' surrealist stuff, but obviously they seem to be sending out some kind of evil subliminal message! Bad Vic and Bob, Bad!! lol
Why dont you all stop this Hitler Crap and making Fun of other Countrys People? What would you say if other Countrys making Fun for Years and Years about your Citizen? Thats not the fine Art and it makes a wrong Picture in your Mind what do you think about the Country.Are we Europans/Allies at last or not?
European Portal Goddess is the best they love for there men to kill for them cus internal there do the same with just a press of a button just call it comic love thats what i do everyone know my secret lingrie as the fashion prince
if there being offensive to germans there being offensive to bald men with long shoes wen they do the stotts and to tab and cake collecting men wen they do fun with!!!!!!! trolls!!!! OR they could just be doing classic, genius, hilarius comedy!!!!! but if you cant see this is pure funny wraped in funny then you need humour suplements!!!! there on ebay under " sad twat help!!"
ps im quarter german n three q english and im not offended in any way!!
Exactly! I'm no way offended either that the Stotts have a wierd Scottish accent and I bet the French aren't bothered about Le Corbussier et papin (farting french guys with crap french talk) - leave Vic & Bob be, they're just really funny!
The Stotts have vry strange accents indeed but they are Teesside accents (as in Middlesbrough etc) which is where Vic and Bob hail close from. I'm not picking at what you say just letting you know the accent exists and some people round here even speak that high too.
@TheSouthmartins My apologies - the accent was that hard to place seeing the way they were doing it and myself not having been round Teeside ever. Think it must have been the kilts! Thank you for letting me know - every day's a school day!
The song is "Another Sleepless Night" by Anne Murray. Love this clip! Don't think they're taking the p*** out of Germans or Germany per say, they're just being daft!
so am i wrong in thinking all German men wear hot pants, walking boots and have blonde perms? dont they sing songs while their tits grow to massive proportions? elberiver, i can't believe i have been so misled. In England we rely on comedians to provide us with historically correct information on all other races. unless of course a kind foreigner can share a few words of wisdom? i think you should watch vic and bobs documentary on the french: 'Corbussier et Papin'.
PS: Whats with the Freckles thing? I've been to your mean-minded wee tiny island, Luv, i know what you pale-faced freckled midgets look like! hahaha
You freckles bastards are all killers and massmurderers, you write a history of FRAUD, hiding your own Granddaddy's racist crimes & atroticies in British-India and Africa. How pathetic, to cover-up one's own history. Germans might not have as "great comedy's" like this one above (hahaha, what a crap), but we are HONEST, unlike you.
WOW! listen, every country in the world has it's skeletons in the cupboard, and the acts of these countries are, on the whole, not supported by the general population! Not every German supported Hitler and the Nazis, Not every Brit supported Imperial rule OR any of the wars thet we are currently fighting, not every American supported the Vietnam war & not every White South African supported Aparthied... the list goes on! Please try and see this for what it is, light hearted, not political!
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The winners of war - the profiteers of war.
How bloody disgusting to make MONEY by killing as many children as possible in their hidden British Holocausts.....and how funny!
Mate, I've seen how "humourous" you Freckles are: when i took the piss out of Britain, some of your thugs even threatened to beat me up, hahahaha how humourous! You Freckles think you can insult the whole world, dont you, but when somebody takes the piss of yourself, you cant cope with it and get violent? Pathetic.
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Oh, and by the way, you should go to Dresden, the part of Germany not only with the most beautiful buildings in Europe (which aroused ugly London's jealousy), but also with the most humurous people: The Dresdners thought it dead funny how your racist Granddaddy dropped bloody Liquid Phosphorous on 500 000 unarmed German children and mothers , refugees camping outdoors, you dirty racist British criminals.
Wow, i bet they were laughing their heads off, about what the "humorous brits" gave them.
HAHAHAHA a German trying to take the moral highground over war atrocities, bombing and concentration camps XD thats even funnier than the video itself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking legend
hahaha, annoy me? Dude, you cannot annoy me by showing off your stupidity , , you only make a fool of yourself , haha
So two fat ugly girls with moustaches, that's "German" to you? muaahahaha! If i want to see fat ugly girls with freckles, i go to the UK or to your fat dumb American friends , lol
If this pathetic load of shit is britain's famous "humour", then i am far more humurous even when i SLEEP, mate! Too bad i destroy all youe beloved stereotypes, i am not blond either, luv.
Elberiver, you are a natural nazi. perhaps you should stick to educational videos about freedom of speech, perception and differences in cultural expression. criticizing or damning those things which are alien to you, or that you dont understand, perpetuate hatred, prejudice and war. i'm sure they're are plenty of things you laugh at that others wouldnt find funny. your torrents of abuse only make you look like an idiot: so prove us all wrong and SHUT UP.
You smelly British cunts keep telling Germans fucking 1000 times a day "the Holocaust", hahaha TEARS come to my eyes!
And when somebody reminds you that YOUR dirty British forefathers have far bigger, far worse holoacausts, then you freak out?
PATHETIC!
You Brits are fucking pathetic dwarves, go back home to your stinky little island and invade Iraq, you freckled midget. Suck my dick, freckled Arsehole. Everbody hates Britain and America, fuck YOU. Freckled bitch.
Such venom! Oh and re the even more venemous private message you sent me about the holocaust, WTF was all that about? I am starting to think you may be slightly unhinged so for your own good I will be blocking you.
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There there, go and run crying to your mummy's apron strings, hahaha!
How bloody daft, she gets upset about the holocaust....oh those bad bad germans, the nazis, the jews, humourless blablabla......go and tell your primitive British shit to someone who wants to hear, cunt!
Vic & Bob comedians or clowns. It's called satire and humour. Everyone isn't meant to get it. Humour is meant to pull your leg!
But your right, This piece is a bit weak. The only funny thing about it is reading all this World War II stuff getting brought up and all the video suggests is that German girls are a little masculin!
Oh my God, I think i'll spit my dummy out at Mike Myers for doing Austin Powers but wait, It's only a piss take!!!! Freddy Starr. xxx
@jerrygreg2 LOL You fucking Americans are ever so stupid, hahaha And you silly freckled monkeys from your silly little island are just as dumb as your fat American friends! hahaha
Mate, is that the famous British humour? LOL It did make me laugh indeed, in fact i was laughing me head off mate! About two fat ugly blokes, who put blond wigs on their head and think its funny, LMAO!!!
It would be even funnier if those two fat ugly blokes yelled "WE KILL JEWS", wouldn't it? hahaha what wankers you are.
Amazing , how all those who insult the whole German people as "NAZIS" come from ENGLAND or AMERICA - two racist, warmongering nations who killed Millions of innocent African slaves, who exterminated Indians and who started the war on IRAQ.
Now go and kill children in Iraq, stupid fat american , and tell us how you bring "democracy" hahaha how pathetic you are.
@Elberiver11 I really think you should choose your battles more carefully. I'm a Scotsman who marched against the war in Iraq. Who believes in independence for my little country. The difference between me and you is that I have a sense of humour. Vic and Bob are silly and harmless. They poke innocent fun at the people of the NE of England where they come from too. Your words actually enforce the stereotype of humourless Germans. How are they insulting the whole German people? Relax a bit mate.
@Elberiver11 Man, what is your problem? Can't you read? You need psychiatric help. I'm sorry to laugh at one so imbalanced but you're hilarious! Calm down before you have a heart attack!
@jerrygreg2 And you do not even know me in real life, you idiot. You talk about "humour", so what is this daft shit up there?Is that humour? Its just silly for little children.
I cant believe you take all this silly Hollywood-propaganda of "all germans eat jews and are humourless" for real. Why do you believe this shit, you moron? While the whole world knows Britain and America lie to the world.
The Germans have the best cabarets in the world , and Berlin humour is legendary.
You are just uneducated and clueless, so how many German TV shows have you seen in the original ? NONE. You dont even speak the language, so how can you judge? You dont have any information about Germans, but you have the nerve to judge them?
You do not know anything about Germans except this Hollywood-shit you see up there. How many Germans do you know, you moron? You British and Americans are liars and you are a disgrace. Maybe putting Slaves on briths death ships is "humorous"?
@Elberiver11 You talk of judgement but that's what you're all about. Trolling for imagined slights on your race. You're paranoid man! Keep it up, you're really entertaining me!
Nice firm buttocks.
MrEggcake 1 week ago
They are not German girls. One is called Friedrich. Hand.
jacksona18685toot 3 months ago
I've been trying to find this for ages. nice1 vipergraphics
killamist666 5 months ago
I can confirm that this video made me grow breasts shaped like asteroids and then I hunted a turkey for the furher.
HisEmptyHouse 6 months ago
I had to clear my internet history after i watched thisl.
Bardleader 6 months ago
edited to cause less offense? this is vic and bob for christs sake, the least offensive comedians on tv in the last 30 years - you people make me sick.
CarloTheGambino 6 months ago
GOD I PISS WHENEVER I SEE THIS CLIP !!!! HEH HEH
brandt19699 7 months ago
Lots of German girls DO have hair like that and BIG boobies, though, don't they ?
But i think German girls are most interesting ladies in the world
sizzle75 7 months ago
I didn't think they were supposed to be women, personally! Just men with nonsensical hair and shorts and breasts, par for the course with Vic & Bob! Vic does call bob "Friederich," which is certainly not a girl's name. Dunno!
rarararangaro 7 months ago
What's the tune?
soixantecroissants 9 months ago
@soixantecroissants,probably original, like most of R&M music.
007hor 6 months ago
@007hor it's Another Sleepless Night by Anne Murray- most of their music is licensed not original
captchastudios 2 months ago
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I don't think they would have put it better themselves!
MrAggtee 9 months ago
very funny
scarynight63 9 months ago
This sums up Vic & Bob to a tee. Two girls with very obvious moustaches & ever enlarging breasts dancing to disco music & finishing with two Nazi's hunting a prize turkey using a line by Captain Scott line about his Pole Rival Roald Amundsen. I. Love. Theses. Two.
Klept187 9 months ago
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Thumbs up if you clicked to see two German girls, not two guys in drag!
ROTJ24 10 months ago
so damn good... if you are giving this skit shit, then you haven't spent any time watching vic n bob. they are completely surreal and incredibly funny. comedy art. nothing like them on this earth. educate yourself before dishing out judgemental comments.
great post my friend. comedy gold. 10,000 thumbs up :)
cte 10 months ago
in general
britan has done fucked up things
germany has done fucked up things
america has done fucked up things
we're all racist, get used to it
TheHazzabigun 10 months ago
@TheHazzabigun
actually the germans hate brits and americans.
42CaratGold 7 months ago
@42CaratGold That's fine....feeling's probably mutual so no harm done eh?
jwattie 7 months ago
I just find it hilarious that they shaved their legs for this sketch.
HisEmptyHouse 10 months ago
(Never read the bottom half of the internet, folks. Scroll back up to the video.)
adecentusername 10 months ago 26
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Very good answer to this psychopathic Nazi Elberiver, alias LovelyElbe11, BonnBerliner, ElbeArse, nachtschattenuser, calvarlenberg and 50 others!
LMAO
l0sth0ope 10 months ago
bad losers you nazi's
drunkest100 10 months ago
Oh bugger it - there's no reasoning :p
In reality you're all disgusting Nazi stooges who got what was coming to you. At the end of the day, Jazz-listening Americans, stiff-upper lipped sodomite Britishers, and inbred Untermensch Russians kicked your arses.
And yes, I know what phosphorus does to the human body. But what the hell - the only good kraut is a dead one. Yippee-kai-ay, motherfucker!
trebizond790 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 you know what phosphorous does to a human body? Oh wow, this is a reason to make jokes about it. Makes you wonder who is the Nazi-stooge.
You are just too typical for these British monsters and sadists.Why do wine about the Nazis? They were sissy boys compared to the atrocities of your racist British Empire.
Sorry mate, but here is where the discussion ends. I will not talk to haters and racists who makes fun of massacres and holocausts. Have a nice day.....
Elberiver11 10 months ago
@Elberiver11 It's clear from your posts and your youtube videos that you have a very extremist one-sided axe to grind. Sensible people will recognize the horrible things that any regime did in its history and criticize them for it - many British, in fact, do this to themselves. Germany too criticizes its own sordid history, which has lead to them becoming one of the most morally serious countries in the world today. You however, seem uninterested in dialogue - only indictment and hate.
HisEmptyHouse 10 months ago
I would value your opinion on this, come to think of it - youtube. com/watch?v=IoLIU2NI66w
Before you start, he's not British, he's Irish. See, everyone hates you. Not all Germans, just you. Get over it :p
trebizond790 10 months ago
I'm disinclined to get into anything too deep on a comedy video wall, but suffice it to say that I consider Dresden a war crime, as well as other activities by Allied forces such as at Leonforte and Canicatti.
However, your argument seems to be that as the Allies committed war crimes, it was somehow ok for Nazi Germany to do so also. I would also maintain that it was not official government policy for the Allies, as it was the Axis, notably on the Eastern Front.
trebizond790 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 If you consider Dresden a war crime, thats nice of you. But it would be a bit strange, wouldnt it, if you said "it was a holiday". I really wonder how a nation that starts a Firestorm in an undefended city of Arts and Beauty, packed with 500 000 refugees, can point with their finger to others. Do you know what Phosphorous does to human beings? It sticks on your skin and immediately sets you on fire,it eats into your skin and you cannot get it off. A most gruesome death.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 Listen, you British people really should simply start THINKING, just use your loaf. Why is that so difficult? You accuse me of saying Nazi crimes were OK. When have i said that?
You do know very well that the Americans and you portray Germany as Nazi-country, 24 hours on TV, i am told a million times a day that Germans are bad people.
And now you come up to me and demand me to talk more about "germans are bad people"? Mate, you are not crazy, are you?
Elberiver11 10 months ago
@trebizond790 History was written by the victor, but winning does not say anything about your honesty. The British and Americans wrote a history of lies, by deliberate omission of truth. Best example is the popular claim "Dresden was revenge for coventry". First, it was the British who started bombing Germany, so in truth Coventry was revenge for Churchill's wicked attack on Berlin in June 1940. Coventry was centre of British war production, Dresden was haven for refugees. Quite a difference.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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But if "dresden was revenge for coventry" with 500 deaths, what was Sweenamunda with its 20 000 deaths? Why are kids in Britain not taught the name of the city? You know all about coventry (500 deaths) but you dont even know the name Sweenamunda (20 000 deaths), do you? You British people simply cover up all the atrocities you have carried out on innocent people. And now you come up to me and you want to discuss "nazi crimes"? Germany does not hide anything. The British hide their atrocities.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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Sweenamunda was packed with refugees, just like Dresden, and all refugees were mainly women, children and elderly people. By the nice people from your country i keep reading every day "those fucking germans deserved it". Seriously, you British people believe you were "better" than the Germans? I think thats disgusting. First, in wars there is no good or bad side, there are only victims. And second, i think people gloating over children and women burnt to ashes alive, are monsters and racists.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 Killing children and women were not official Allied government policy? LOL Seriously, what kind of moron are you?
I suggest you read the law of your own country. Try the "area bombing directive" of Feb. 14th 1942, not a law but a directive which is similar (sorry i am not a judge, he will explain the slight difference), as issued by the British ministry of aggres....oops, of "defense" lol .
Content: "the aim is to kill children and women". Again, i proved you to be a liar.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 PS: if you want to find out Allied government policy, i recommend you read the depopulation plans the Allies had in store for Germany since 1919. You still believe the British Empire (a tiny and completely innocent entity lol) waged war to "save the Jews" or the Poles?`Poland was sold to the Communist dictatorship even before the war was over, does not seem to me that the British Empire wanted to save anyone. Read the viscious "MORGENTHAU PLAN", depopulation was Allied policy.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 ....and your warcriminal leader Churchill did a bloody good job in depopulating Germany, together with his best friend dictator Stalin. Over 3 Million German civilians were murdered by the Allies, after the war was over. I am not surprised you know nothing about that either, after all you are from Britain, a nation that lies about her own history. Now keep spreading your hate and your insults, and keep spitting on the massgraves of children, murdered by your grandfathers. Ta-ra
Elberiver11 10 months ago
Firstly - the German leadership knew of the security guarantee given Poland, so the invasion was tantamount to a declaration of war.
Secondly - Sigmund Mazur, a lab assistant at Danzig Anatomical Institute, testified at Nuremberg that human fat soap had been manufactured. It may not have been on the scale thought, but still.
Lastly - yes, Harris could be considered a war criminal, but when you have rabidly anti-semitic stuff on your profile, no-one's going to give your opinion the time of day.
trebizond790 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 Its funny how you British people keep talking about Poland, while not talking about
1) What the Poles had done before (but British history consists of deliberate omission), you probably do not even know where Westprussia is and what the Poles had done there in the 1920ies and 1930ies - i suggest you go back to sleep and watch your "bad Germans" Hollywood shows. lol
2) Its even funnier you British people dare accuse others of "invasions", while you invaded nations yourself.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
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@trebizond790 OOOOH please.... humans cooked to soap" story, hahaha!
Sorry, you are just too stupid too discuss with me. All these British lies about my country , like "lampshades made of human skin" etc. have proven to be typical British fraud long time ago. I suggest you read the publications Prof. Yehuda Bauer of YAD VASHEM, Israel.
In any case, i will not discuss with haters and racists who use lies, like you and your country do, to slander and besmirch other nations.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
All you British people who seem to believe you were so much better - why do you molest Germans with your Nazi/Jews/Soap shit a million times a day? Mate, you bore me stiff with your dishonesty, you are more humourless than the stereotype rumour you try to squeeze us into. Or is this British fraud story of "soap" something you would call humour?
Do you think its appropriate to open a conversation with a German by talking about "Jews cooked to soap"? Why not trying "hi, how are you" instead?
Elberiver11 10 months ago
@trebizond790 I am trying to imagine a German person starting a conversation with you with something like "Did your British grandfather take part in the Dresden-Massacre and did he have a good time whirling screaming children into a 3-miles high Firestorm"?
I wonder if you British people have any decency, and i wonder how you would feel if we behaved the same way like you do. If our aim was to accuse you for your ancestor's British atrocities, the list would be very, very long.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
The Germans "knew"`? hahaha! Who is Britain to tell others what to do? What if we wanted war on Britain, made such a "treaty" with Ireland?
The British changed the Polish-German borders in 1919, deliberately creating terror by placing 2.1 Million German families under the rule of Aliens. It was the Polish who invaded Germany in 1919, and over 1 Million fled Polish terror within only 7 years. You dishonest British people should stop lying about your true history by deliberate omission of truth.
Elberiver11 10 months ago
Removed my comments because you are a deranged hateful idiot with no sense of humour. I don't want to b seen arguing with a tosspot like you. I checked out your channel - full of anti British hate - someone should report you.
StasisClungeFlux 11 months ago
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@StasisClungeFlux rewrite history? hahaha, you are much funnier than these two stupid blokes with wigs up there! hahaha
Go back to school, little dumb boy, and ask your teacher who started war - it was the British Empire, declaring war on Germany on 3rd September 1939. So how stupid are you, little boy? Go and learn your wicked country*s history. Oooh i am sorry to "rewrite" again when i say that your British grandfathers were Slave traders and murdered millions of innocent Africans.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@StasisClungeFlux and you want to know who is Nazi scum? You are British Nazi scum, like your warcriminals Harris and Churchill, two british racists who murdered millions. They shunned the fight man-to-man, thats why these two British child-abusers preferred to target children. How pathetic when a whole nation deserts from the fight, in a war they had started themselves. LOL you Britishers really do have humour, hahahaha
And now fuck off, you racist British nazi,
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@StasisClungeFlux yes, of course i shame all those who MURDERED german children and mothers, you dirty Racist scum. The Germans never declared war on England, you moron, learn your own country's history,. little boy.
It was your fat English pig Churchill, a homosexual insane alcohol-addict, who started bombing Germany on May 14th 1940. Ever learned the history of your wicked British Empire? No you havent, because you were too busy frying kids in HIROSHIMA and DRESDEN.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
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@StasisClungeFlux And speaking of COWARDS, this sounds really funny coming from a BRITISHER of all people! Whose criminal Grandfather ran away from the fight at Dunkirk 1940 !
hahaha the whole British army ran away head over heels, as soon as the German army turned up, hahahaha how pathetic!! You are lucky the Germans let all you cowards get off, they could have easily arrested all of you bastards, but they did not, because they did not want war with Britain.
YOU RAN AWAY, hahaha!!!!!
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StasisClungeFlux 11 months ago
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@StasisClungeFlux LOL yes, how convenient the whole world "FORGETS" the bad bad germans nazi history. I supposed thats why i see it 100 times on TV; you moron.
Its funny you British slave traders keep on pointing with your finger to the Germans, while they have never started war on you, you British racist criminals. It much rather seems to me you British slave traders forget who invaded Africa, who invaded Ireland, and who invaded India, you criminals? You killed millions in your Colonies.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
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StasisClungeFlux 11 months ago
Fuck people who take offense by things like this.
smurfbane 11 months ago
@smurfbane LOL what a moron you are. People with a small brain probably need some longer time to understand. I do not mind at all if anyone is taking the piss, you moron. To the contrary, i like it. But you British criminals should simply become honest and make films about your own Holocausts and your own guilt of wars and warcrimes. It is getting actually quite boring, if you portray all Germans as NAZIS. Isnt that pathetic? Two blokes with wigs - and of course they NAZIS. How pathetic.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@Elberiver11 I'm not British, retard. And one humorous portrayal of doesn't represent a country's view. Also, grow a sense of humour.
smurfbane 10 months ago
I like the giant Vic Reeves head checking out their butts at the end.
HisEmptyHouse 11 months ago
Bob has nice legs!
kizzycappucinno 1 year ago
Not offensive just mental.Like it.
BenPN1000 1 year ago
Why are people getting offended by this, lighten up, it's Vic and Bob, FFS!
MattitudeForeverV2 1 year ago
Führer lol, coz all Germans are Nazis. amirite?
UnanimousDelivers 1 year ago
If anyone is offended by this then Im afraid the world is on the slide.
I think some people wake up in the morning wanting to be offended by something.
Those people should try to enjoy their lives before its too late.
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@Tbaldwin1971 If the whole world would portray the whole British people as criminals and Nazis, and if they all told lies about you, i doubt you would accept that. You British people should stop your silly NAZI-hate propaganda. You keep portraying a whole country as NAZIS, you dirty British people, and then your most intelligent comment is "enjoy your life"`? hahaha, the world seems to be "on the slide" indeed.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@Tbaldwin1971 I have a brilliant idea for you, mate: maybe you should tell all these half a million children and women, turned into human torches and murdered in the most gruesome way by your RAF-criminals grandfathers, to "enjoy life", too? Its incredible how indecent you British people are.
You British people wrote a history of lies, covering up your own crimes. I suppose with a history like yours (Millions killed by the British Empire) you badly need to point your finger to someone else.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
How is any of this offensive? It's just retarded and unfunny.
exmortis 1 year ago
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Winstone1975 1 year ago
@exmortis Yes, you are right this is far from offensive. What it is, is a bit of idle, very funny and quintessentially British whimsy. You just don't get it. Which is fine. We can't all like the same thing. However, what is offensive is your use of the word "retarded."
Winstone1975 1 year ago
@Winstone1975 @exmortis I somewhat agree with both of you, it's retarded AND funny.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 1 year ago 2
this is not even german u retards..
thats dutch or something like that
uwes223 1 year ago
That's so German!
MikeH1986MikeH 1 year ago
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Thes german girls are not pretty. These girls look rubbish.
justCurious69 1 year ago
I thought this video was funny. I guess Germans have no sense of humor?
GTVAlfaMan 1 year ago
Wow! Who knew a simple little sketch that was in no way inteded to offend has caused such an interesting yet pathetic response from people!
Relax guys!
MrJosephMonahan 1 year ago
I love this sketch and so pleased to find it. I love that it's so daft and pointless. Can't believe people actually get het up by it. When it was broadcast i don't think it even had a title. Men dressing up as women (esp with moustaches) is such an English thing and long may it reign!
scrubinc 1 year ago 2
This is a LOT like Kenny Everett's Rod Stewart bit where his arse expands with every cut away.
seagreenyweeny 1 year ago
It's abstract comedy theres no hidden meaning or attempt at xenophoebia, its supposed to be pointless thats the point
carnyvor1 1 year ago
hm...I m German, but whats this video supposed to TELL me ? Can t get it..Is it about Boobs enlargement? If so, shhouldn t this be about aMERICAN girls then? .*G*
Talulah1997 1 year ago
English? Worst comics ever
SouthsideDirtySouth 1 year ago
i'm sorry, but I thought Humour helped people in their lives. I bet our friend Elberiver has laughed at jokes poking fun at others before, whatever the subject matter. Unless you can prove me wrong, fuck off you hypocrite.
davies1 1 year ago 2
@davies1 yea ur right. humour is a good thing. but not about races. this vid is funny for u, but for me as a german, i laugh about holocaust, im always rofling when i read how our army crushed 58 nations and killed TONS of brits and russians. yes thats a rly funny laugh for a german. but if i do that on tv, and put it on youtube, would u laugh too?
EiRoNcRoSS 1 year ago
@EiRoNcRoSS this isn't about world war 1 or 2, it's about the world since then. You clearly missed the point. But thank you for trying.
davies1 1 year ago
@davies1 no, i think u missed ur brain. your humour is just offensive. and what has the stupid vid todo with the world? if u really want to go that deep, then i will follow you. since i study history i can tell u something about it. the old germanic reich is the orign of white people. so YOUR humour says that every white woman in the world is like this in the video? man boy.. ur boring, and stupid.
EiRoNcRoSS 1 year ago
@EiRoNcRoSS My original point was that Elberiver11 (who took offence at this video) has laughed at something poking fun out of someone from a different creed, culture, race, religion, sex or whatever. I asked him to prove me wrong, which he did not. You tried to use the world wars to illustrate offensiveness in my sense of humour, where mine hasn't even come into the conversation. It is irrelevant and so is your point. Everyone mocks everyone - FACT. You are not deep, you are deeply stupid.
davies1 1 year ago
@EiRoNcRoSS You're a dick.
fishoutofwasser 1 year ago
This sketch isn't as good as some of theirs, but reading the comments makes it worth while.
"Germany has the best cabarets in the world!"
I'd pick this guy over Merkel any day!
Throatycutmore 1 year ago
With Tommy Seebach wigs & moustaches. Lmao!
stamboni316 1 year ago
So if any of you English bastards wanna poke fun at my tartan skirt, my haggis eating habits or our humiliating defeat at Culloden just don't ok coz I'll cry! lol
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
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@jerrygreg2 are you scottish, jimmey? LONG LIVE ALBAAAAAA !
Giss a fag, Jimmey! lol Ken fit like?
I can put up a scottish accent, but only few phrases. A scottish lady once told me what to reply when someone insults you : YER NAY AIL-PENTIN YER SEL!
Scottish sounds hilarious, but when Glaswegians talk i understand NOWT
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 I understand all that you know. "Fit like" is Aberdeen and the north east though. Weegies (Glaswegians) would say, "Howzitgawn?" I'm from Edinburgh so I'd say, "Good day to you sir, how are you?" lol
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
Its kind of hard to imagine Germans getting offended by anything. I've always thought they were kind of chilled.
gullivera 1 year ago
@gullivera Nobody gets offended, you moron. But you guys and your silly Hollywood-shit are just so fucking stupid it hurts, thats all. Americans and Britishers suck. The most brainwashed and dumbed-down nations in the world.
They throw 500 000 refugees , women and children , into a gigantic Firestorm 12 square miles wide, kiling an unknown number of them, and then they praise their Allied Holocausts as "Heroism" in their Hollywood-shit propaganda. Are you not ashamed of all these lies?
Elberiver11 1 year ago
i love these guys there hilarious
jesslazy 1 year ago
very funny, ignore all the haters man
Slaymark 1 year ago
@Slaymark a Britisher talking of "Hate"! LMAO!
Go to the Dresden videos, British fuckhead, and see how all you "innocent" Britishers gloat about the hundreds of thousands of children and women your wicked British Empire burnt to ashes alive.
So how many Germans do you see, gloating over JEWISH graves, you idiot? NONE. But i see you British racists gloating over the graves of the worst Firestorm on innocents ever started in human history. Dont you have any decency, you British racists?
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 "I do not personally regard the whole of the remaining cities of Germany as worth the bones of one British Grenadier", Sir Arthur Harris, Hero of World War II.
drunkest100 11 months ago
Arthur Harris not only was a racist and a massmurderer: He was also a coward who shunned the fight man-to-man.
Harris, one of the worst warcriminals of WW II, ordered to attack unarmed children and women with White Phosphorous (Napalm), a substance that turns people into human torches. Arthur Harris murdered over half a million innocents, most of them children , women and elderly. Harris was too afraid to fight the enemy himself - he preferred to kill children from a safe distance.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@Elberiver11 They were only innocent till they got old enough to join the hitler youth then they turned into monsters like you! Was your Grandfather in the SS? you protest so much you must be hiding a really bad family secret. Come on tell us which infamous nazi are you descended from? I bet it was Heydrich - do you think that wiping the village of Lidice and its population off the face of the earth for the assasination of 1 nazi is fair? June 10 1942 another date for the diary of german pride!
simnebrael 11 months ago
@simnebrael oh my god....here our English "friends" go again! Hitler-youth....the SS....the bad germans and the poor jews and the "innocent" Allies.....LOL
Sorry mate, but this is much funnier than those two ugly stupid blokes up there! hahaha too funny. Mate, you must be full of anti-german hate. You drop Napalm on innocent children and women, and make up the most insane accusations, to justify your own country's atrocities. "hitler youth", hahaha. What an insane person you are.
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@simnebrael Lets not talk about the SS; thats boring. Lets about your grandfather, and lets find out why you have a problem with the S when in truth your RAF-child-abusers killed 10 times more innocents.
The RAF-murderers and their fat American friends murdered over 1 Million innocent children and women in Japanese and German cities. OH SORRY - i forgot they were all guilty, and deserved to die. And i assume you are chosen by god to determine who is "guilty".
Elberiver11 11 months ago
@Elberiver11 Payback is a bitch.
drunkest100 11 months ago
is it me, or have some people got issues with this one??? lol
There was me thinking Vic and Bob were doing their 'normal' surrealist stuff, but obviously they seem to be sending out some kind of evil subliminal message! Bad Vic and Bob, Bad!! lol
kezza249 1 year ago 2
Why dont you all stop this Hitler Crap and making Fun of other Countrys People? What would you say if other Countrys making Fun for Years and Years about your Citizen? Thats not the fine Art and it makes a wrong Picture in your Mind what do you think about the Country.Are we Europans/Allies at last or not?
eloypath 1 year ago
@eloypath And what would you say if I killed 6 million Jews?
dpw81 1 year ago 2
@dpw81 I would say very good job Mr.Nazi!
kielerkorn89 1 year ago
European Portal Goddess is the best they love for there men to kill for them cus internal there do the same with just a press of a button just call it comic love thats what i do everyone know my secret lingrie as the fashion prince
ahhhh10chun 1 year ago
Is it wrong to have found Elberiver11's comments funnier than the actual clip? Altho both were hilarious :P
pnutosan 1 year ago 10
comedy aside...what is this song!
PeroxideQueenie 1 year ago
@PeroxideQueenie Try looking at the bottom of the screen dude!
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muspex81 1 year ago
gibble gobble
funkmonkey06 1 year ago
Vic looks like something out of a Russ Meyer film in this.
seagreenyweeny 2 years ago 2
Funny
AndiCrane74 2 years ago
LOL, can't believe anyone's offended by this....other than long haired moustached hikers who wear hot pants and chelsea boots with moobs
lmuman 2 years ago 5
if there being offensive to germans there being offensive to bald men with long shoes wen they do the stotts and to tab and cake collecting men wen they do fun with!!!!!!! trolls!!!! OR they could just be doing classic, genius, hilarius comedy!!!!! but if you cant see this is pure funny wraped in funny then you need humour suplements!!!! there on ebay under " sad twat help!!"
ps im quarter german n three q english and im not offended in any way!!
stanleybear1 2 years ago
Exactly! I'm no way offended either that the Stotts have a wierd Scottish accent and I bet the French aren't bothered about Le Corbussier et papin (farting french guys with crap french talk) - leave Vic & Bob be, they're just really funny!
cattigano 2 years ago
The Stotts have vry strange accents indeed but they are Teesside accents (as in Middlesbrough etc) which is where Vic and Bob hail close from. I'm not picking at what you say just letting you know the accent exists and some people round here even speak that high too.
TheSouthmartins 1 year ago
@TheSouthmartins My apologies - the accent was that hard to place seeing the way they were doing it and myself not having been round Teeside ever. Think it must have been the kilts! Thank you for letting me know - every day's a school day!
cattigano 1 year ago
@TheSouthmartins Bob is from Middlesbrough, but Vic isn't.
terrymanion 1 year ago
The song is "Another Sleepless Night" by Anne Murray. Love this clip! Don't think they're taking the p*** out of Germans or Germany per say, they're just being daft!
cneilson001 2 years ago 2
Not all Germans are Nazis. -__-'
I'm partially german and I love this clip, no way do I find it offensive, we all have to laugh about stuff like this sometimes.
xemopengyx 2 years ago 3
does anybody no the song in the background
supaflywill1 2 years ago
"Another Sleepless Night" by Anne Murray :o)
cneilson001 2 years ago
Hey, what a pair o' beauties...gonna' have to go to Germany!
GrinahStones 2 years ago
Oh my goodness, Bob is so cute!
jennimahfer 2 years ago
so am i wrong in thinking all German men wear hot pants, walking boots and have blonde perms? dont they sing songs while their tits grow to massive proportions? elberiver, i can't believe i have been so misled. In England we rely on comedians to provide us with historically correct information on all other races. unless of course a kind foreigner can share a few words of wisdom? i think you should watch vic and bobs documentary on the french: 'Corbussier et Papin'.
clemencyp 2 years ago 18
@clemencyp The women do.
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PS: Whats with the Freckles thing? I've been to your mean-minded wee tiny island, Luv, i know what you pale-faced freckled midgets look like! hahaha
You freckles bastards are all killers and massmurderers, you write a history of FRAUD, hiding your own Granddaddy's racist crimes & atroticies in British-India and Africa. How pathetic, to cover-up one's own history. Germans might not have as "great comedy's" like this one above (hahaha, what a crap), but we are HONEST, unlike you.
Elberiver11 2 years ago
WOW! listen, every country in the world has it's skeletons in the cupboard, and the acts of these countries are, on the whole, not supported by the general population! Not every German supported Hitler and the Nazis, Not every Brit supported Imperial rule OR any of the wars thet we are currently fighting, not every American supported the Vietnam war & not every White South African supported Aparthied... the list goes on! Please try and see this for what it is, light hearted, not political!
thegingerchef 2 years ago 4
haha dont get your hotpants in a twist love
jimmyhayers 2 years ago
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The winners of war - the profiteers of war.
How bloody disgusting to make MONEY by killing as many children as possible in their hidden British Holocausts.....and how funny!
Mate, I've seen how "humourous" you Freckles are: when i took the piss out of Britain, some of your thugs even threatened to beat me up, hahahaha how humourous! You Freckles think you can insult the whole world, dont you, but when somebody takes the piss of yourself, you cant cope with it and get violent? Pathetic.
Elberiver11 2 years ago
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Oh, and by the way, you should go to Dresden, the part of Germany not only with the most beautiful buildings in Europe (which aroused ugly London's jealousy), but also with the most humurous people: The Dresdners thought it dead funny how your racist Granddaddy dropped bloody Liquid Phosphorous on 500 000 unarmed German children and mothers , refugees camping outdoors, you dirty racist British criminals.
Wow, i bet they were laughing their heads off, about what the "humorous brits" gave them.
Elberiver11 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA a German trying to take the moral highground over war atrocities, bombing and concentration camps XD thats even funnier than the video itself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking legend
jimmyhayers 2 years ago
how dare you! the germans were the victims of the war and all its atrocities..... wait..., no, thats not right is it???
this elberiver is a fucking muppet.
and i bet he's got long blonde hair and massive tits! what a twat
jstockhill 2 years ago
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hahaha, annoy me? Dude, you cannot annoy me by showing off your stupidity , , you only make a fool of yourself , haha
So two fat ugly girls with moustaches, that's "German" to you? muaahahaha! If i want to see fat ugly girls with freckles, i go to the UK or to your fat dumb American friends , lol
If this pathetic load of shit is britain's famous "humour", then i am far more humurous even when i SLEEP, mate! Too bad i destroy all youe beloved stereotypes, i am not blond either, luv.
Elberiver11 2 years ago
Lmao...Nazi Bastard
Cornerstone16 2 years ago
:P lol
vipergraphics 2 years ago
Do you know the meaning of tollerance?
conelius67 2 years ago
@Cornerstone16
u say nazi nazi
but ur girlfrien likes me ;D
lokdog1000 1 year ago
It doesn't matter if they are German or not, they still dance and grow boobies!!!! What could be funnier than this??? Gimme-google!
DirtyBaz 2 years ago 3
lol, i didnt know germans got so offensive over this...
vipergraphics 2 years ago
What have all these comments got to do with this video? lol
Ah the glory days of Reeves and Mortimer :o)
Melisska 2 years ago 4
Elberiver, you are a natural nazi. perhaps you should stick to educational videos about freedom of speech, perception and differences in cultural expression. criticizing or damning those things which are alien to you, or that you dont understand, perpetuate hatred, prejudice and war. i'm sure they're are plenty of things you laugh at that others wouldnt find funny. your torrents of abuse only make you look like an idiot: so prove us all wrong and SHUT UP.
clemencyp 2 years ago 3
TROLLTROLLTROLL!!! You are pathetic!hahahahahahahaha! Sad fucker!
jwattie 2 years ago 3
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J-TWATTIE
Elberiver11 2 years ago
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You smelly British cunts keep telling Germans fucking 1000 times a day "the Holocaust", hahaha TEARS come to my eyes!
And when somebody reminds you that YOUR dirty British forefathers have far bigger, far worse holoacausts, then you freak out?
PATHETIC!
You Brits are fucking pathetic dwarves, go back home to your stinky little island and invade Iraq, you freckled midget. Suck my dick, freckled Arsehole. Everbody hates Britain and America, fuck YOU. Freckled bitch.
Elberiver11 2 years ago
you should check out vic and bobs german singing owls... that'll really annoy you. PS what' with the freckle thing?
thegingerchef 2 years ago 3
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hahaha, how fucking daft you are, mate! If you were capable of thinking, you'd know that this shitty vicdeo proves the OPPOSITE!
It debunks your so-called "Great" English humour as the purest bag a shit, hahahaha!!
What a fucking boring fart, two ugly fellers with blond wigs, what's the point? hahaha, tickle me armpits,moron! ROFL
FUCK BUSH, FUCK TONY BLAIR; get the fuck out of Iraq, you jerk! hahahaha
DAFT SHIT! lol
Elberiver11 2 years ago
Such venom! Oh and re the even more venemous private message you sent me about the holocaust, WTF was all that about? I am starting to think you may be slightly unhinged so for your own good I will be blocking you.
Get help, really!
jwattie 2 years ago 6
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There there, go and run crying to your mummy's apron strings, hahaha!
How bloody daft, she gets upset about the holocaust....oh those bad bad germans, the nazis, the jews, humourless blablabla......go and tell your primitive British shit to someone who wants to hear, cunt!
Elberiver11 2 years ago
Nice to see you doing your bit to challenge the notion that Germans are humourless xenophobes.
asubjectiveopinion 2 years ago 4
Bush? Tony Blair? Lol
vipergraphics 2 years ago
Vic & Bob comedians or clowns. It's called satire and humour. Everyone isn't meant to get it. Humour is meant to pull your leg!
But your right, This piece is a bit weak. The only funny thing about it is reading all this World War II stuff getting brought up and all the video suggests is that German girls are a little masculin!
Oh my God, I think i'll spit my dummy out at Mike Myers for doing Austin Powers but wait, It's only a piss take!!!! Freddy Starr. xxx
GedBy 2 years ago
@Elberiver11 Yes Fuck that great English person George W Bush! I'm off to find some great German comedy.....er....any pointers?
MrHamtastic 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 Thanks for that, is there anywhere else I can laugh at your rants?
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
@jerrygreg2 LOL You fucking Americans are ever so stupid, hahaha And you silly freckled monkeys from your silly little island are just as dumb as your fat American friends! hahaha
Mate, is that the famous British humour? LOL It did make me laugh indeed, in fact i was laughing me head off mate! About two fat ugly blokes, who put blond wigs on their head and think its funny, LMAO!!!
Elberiver11 1 year ago
It would be even funnier if those two fat ugly blokes yelled "WE KILL JEWS", wouldn't it? hahaha what wankers you are.
Amazing , how all those who insult the whole German people as "NAZIS" come from ENGLAND or AMERICA - two racist, warmongering nations who killed Millions of innocent African slaves, who exterminated Indians and who started the war on IRAQ.
Now go and kill children in Iraq, stupid fat american , and tell us how you bring "democracy" hahaha how pathetic you are.
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 I really think you should choose your battles more carefully. I'm a Scotsman who marched against the war in Iraq. Who believes in independence for my little country. The difference between me and you is that I have a sense of humour. Vic and Bob are silly and harmless. They poke innocent fun at the people of the NE of England where they come from too. Your words actually enforce the stereotype of humourless Germans. How are they insulting the whole German people? Relax a bit mate.
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
@jerrygreg2 Fuck you american piece of shit. By the way, i dont think that killing children and mothers are "humour", you idiot? Are you insane?
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 Man, what is your problem? Can't you read? You need psychiatric help. I'm sorry to laugh at one so imbalanced but you're hilarious! Calm down before you have a heart attack!
jerrygreg2 1 year ago
@jerrygreg2 And you do not even know me in real life, you idiot. You talk about "humour", so what is this daft shit up there?Is that humour? Its just silly for little children.
I cant believe you take all this silly Hollywood-propaganda of "all germans eat jews and are humourless" for real. Why do you believe this shit, you moron? While the whole world knows Britain and America lie to the world.
The Germans have the best cabarets in the world , and Berlin humour is legendary.
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 Did.... did you just tell us that Germany has the best cabaret's in the World?
The best... cabaret's???
For the record, I love Germany. My favourite country and the German people are great. You're a bit of as nob, though.
Triplesod 1 year ago
You are just uneducated and clueless, so how many German TV shows have you seen in the original ? NONE. You dont even speak the language, so how can you judge? You dont have any information about Germans, but you have the nerve to judge them?
You do not know anything about Germans except this Hollywood-shit you see up there. How many Germans do you know, you moron? You British and Americans are liars and you are a disgrace. Maybe putting Slaves on briths death ships is "humorous"?
Elberiver11 1 year ago
@Elberiver11 You talk of judgement but that's what you're all about. Trolling for imagined slights on your race. You're paranoid man! Keep it up, you're really entertaining me!
jerrygreg2 1 year ago