Stupid Geordie Swearing on LIVE TV

[ajsafc]

Same old same old :)

[oneindapink]

haha and it's only 7am, I didn't even know they have electricity in Newcastle lol well I'll be fucked.

[PR0xD3M0N]

GEORDIES!!!CMON THE LADS!!! im proud to be a geordie. walkn up tha road with thousands of over geordies walkn to st james park. oi ya mackem u only posted this because u dont like geordies cos we always beat u ya monkey

[LearningToFly1000]

this could happen only in england and only english chavs would do that

[dragonwars7k9]

are you dum? i'm not fucking geordie!

[MegaHDGamers]

fucking prick making newcastle look bad u embarrasing dick.

[badleatherlad]

@MegaHDGamers let's face it though....it doesn't take much

fucking Geordie filth

[alexandragr1987]

Stupid people....why r there so many?after people like this,the bigg market and geordie shore I am no longer proud of being in Newcastle

[badleatherlad]

@alexandragr1987 "....why r there so many?"

countless generations of INBREEDING

[ApocolypticMonkey]

For all those people who say ' Geordie scum this and that' well I say haway the toon. Yeah we've lost games, beat smaller teams than us and made our way into the premier league, but you know what, no team is perfect. Of course it's the impression everyone thinks of, but not every Geordie is like that. So for those people who say we're scum, just don't call us ALL scum, just the ones who deserve it.

[badleatherlad]

@ApocolypticMonkey ALL Geordies are scum. fucking scum, actually.

[dragonwars7k9]

@badleatherlad shut the fuck up! u half my family scum, are you fucking retared,have you seen your fucked up deformed face recently .It looks kinda like a pig oh sorry you are one and those mirrors kinda cracked.And no im not geordie i'm yorkshire

[badleatherlad]

@dragonwars7k9 l o l Oh dear.

I rest my case.

[dragonwars7k9]

@badleatherlad fuck you

[badleatherlad]

@dragonwars7k9 l o l

I rest my case....again.

[badleatherlad]

@ApocolypticMonkey A L L fucking Geordies are S C U M

poor. white. trash

fucking Geordie garbage

[GeorgeASFTHM]

The Tyne Tees answer to the Bill Grundy Sex Pistols interview...

[geordierocker1]

stupid mackem twat thought st james was the stadium of shite

[merricko56]

Fat wanker

[badleatherlad]

@merricko56 fucking ugly cunt too

[sammyjay100]

geeet up sausage

[MsDeadCorpse]

HAHAHAHAHA

[hellbent1984]

Stupid inbred Geordie scum

[ElBombastico883]

Stupid Brits with your weak ass tea

[MrNxjohn]

@ElBombastico883 wow a tea joke. its a hard life when your scraping the barrel

let me guess are you a american by any chance ?

[ElBombastico883]

@MrNxjohn Wow that struck a nerve didn't it? And no, I'm from Argentina

[MrNxjohn]

@ElBombastico883 no i dont care about tea i dont drink it just dont like your joke

[jungsbodyguard]

@MrNxjohn

I do drink tea. I didn't even think the joke was offensive, just shit. lol

[MsPlattsy]

@ElBombastico883 is this supposed to insult us haha your a fat druggy from america where every one acts like there are still 10 years old.. ha ha ha enjoy your coffee

[gleekOMGlyrics]

hahahaha gettttt in worrrr on haha show um how the geordies dee it

[planetrockford]

Why does it take two people to read an auto-cue? Yawn, regional news is nearly as crap as regional radio.

[pinkybro]

lol pissed..

[Zorolord]

Piss off you stupid Mackem inbred.

[Samnutter3212]

He's been drinking at The Strawberry on the right - I used to walk past there at uni. Drunken twat.

[LadyMikala]

her face at 0:45 it is priceless. lol

[MrMadness87]

whats the difference between kevin nolan and mackem defenders? kevin nolan can live with andy carroll! hahaha 5-1 5-1 5-1 5-1

[ant456ful]

@MrMadness87 still below us in the table mug

[MrMadness87]

@ant456ful ehem 5-1, and u would have got turned over again the other day if the ref hadnt gave you as much extra time as you needed to equalise. lets see where you finish without ya precious bent boy agent bruce knows what hes doing hahaha SMB

[MegaRandomthing]

OMG 0:45 XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[youngelvisnightowls]

i understand how he feels but i wouldnt go swearing on live TV

[HedleyNUFC]

haha who gives a fuck P.S, 5-1

[1407KARLfly]

@jmmypaddy

You uber fag 5-1 yer munch on that mackem scum go back to your little drugged up fantasies

[hobbit1486]

What an embarrassment to Geordies...

[Hatethemackems1]

wot a legend

[MaverickAbruzzi]

Moaty it's Gazza!

[TwelveBridges]

Nearly choked on your tea? lol...that was tame for a Geordie, should here them in full swing and in a foul mood - "blue air" doesn't quite describe it lol

[mysteryloser24]

@TwelveBridges How can you possibly say that was tame? A month ago, you didn't even know what he'd said...

[TwelveBridges]

@mysteryloser24

"keegan fuck off" - that's all he said...and I stand by my original statement, that was tame...

[mysteryloser24]

@TwelveBridges Yes, but you also left a comment about 3 months ago saying you didn't understand what he had said. You called it gibberish, and asked what he'd said. Technically, your original statement, was not having a clue. Still sticking by it? :)

[TwelveBridges]

@mysteryloser24

Yes I am lol, it WAS gibberish what he said - probably even to him lol, it was random lol

Geordies tend to speak gibberish when they're pissed lol

[pr3van]

why every pimp wanna shag some britsh news woman??

[HennoGarvey]

The Keegan thing was a period of National embarresment. The first snippet of anything happening at NUFC and the entire unemployed population of Tyneside come alive and drag themselves off their mattresses and swarm down to St James Park in hoardes. Once they arrive they drink lager from cans and scream and shout. Sadly, the educated Geordies are all at work while these retards are broadcast all around the country, giving a wonderful impression of Newcastle. Sad but true.

[MrNxjohn]

@HennoGarvey What ?! i work like a fucking dog so i can get the coin and the dates off work to go see my team play so what if i drink its my day off. maybe next you go to a match have a drink with your mates shout out some chants have a laff man cos when i look back on my life i can think i had fun doing it

[HennoGarvey]

@MrNxjohn Mate, I'm on about those stupid pricks who hang around the ground just because something has been announced. You say you go to watch your team play and have a few drinks.

These people drink lager in the street, scream profanties at the TV cameras and usually end up getting interviewed.

I can tell by your post that you're not one of those. A few pints in the Strawberry and singing Blaydon Races is hardly the same thing that I criticised.

[badleatherlad]

@HennoGarvey "....the educated Geordies...."

A contradiction in terms, surely ?

[HennoGarvey]

@badleatherlad

Sadly, Newcastle habours a major underclass who have been brought up believing that lower working class ethics and styles are something to be proud of - which is something that would make their grandfathers turn in their graves.

The old shipyard workers and miners didn't toil away because they were proud of being at the bottom rung of society - they did so that their children would have a more prosperous life with more hope.

But not all of us are uneducated.

[TwelveBridges]

What did he say? I caught "fuck off" but the rest was gibberish even to me, and I'm a geordie...

[oasis4ever92]

i choked on my gravy!!

[stephenles]

That blonde is called Philippa Tomson

[burnzyovslaty]

that blonde bird wud get it lol

[toonmag50]

laying hands man-thats assault- that tele knacker in the suit should have been decked. Now that would have been good you tube

[smiff198907]

mmm i bet she fancies a bum

[NUFCRossy]

@thisenglishboy well it's not our fault we are the capital of the north, that's like saying great britain is bias for England......

[ThisEnglishBoy]

Tyne Tees television's always bias for Newcastle. This shit burst their little 'Newcastle's the best' bubble. The look on their faces proves it. Decent enough show though, but there's more to the region than just Newcastle.

[Doomsday2060]

oh that must be up in ummmm.. Newcastle or something.

OH YES IT IS how about that

[SuperGetdrunk]

phatskohe you is right i bet she bangs like a fuckin shit house door in a fuckin huricane

[efteaem]

jmmypaddy THICK FUCK how many ov that shit team ov urs wud get in SAFC.MAYBE 1 THE LEFT BACK 4 COVER!! UR A ANOTHER DELUDED GEORDIE WITH SHIT 4 BRAINS.

[ItsBalderDasH]

LOOK AT THE GIRLS FACE

PRICELESS!!

[bryanttie]

Always nice to see the good side of my football club. That blokes a fukin legend

[TheMrcolumbus]

I Bleed Brown Ale NuFc till i Die Newcastle ultra

[metogola]

It's just par for the course really, it,s a marvel that most of them can walk upright!!

[UKRThracian]

The presenters obviously haven't heard a swear word before.

[Doomsday2060]

@UKRThracian

what makes you think that?

[jmmypaddy]

cannot beat geordies. scratch balls, drink in the afternoon, no job and looking like a moron.

safc forever

[joe89nufc]

@jmmypaddy

"cannot beat geordies" aye sunderland know all about that!

[jmmypaddy]

@joe89nufc

we give yous a battering last season. and we will next season

[joe89nufc]

@jmmypaddy

haha ohh aye only a mackem would consider 2 - 1 a "battering"

4 - 1 even chopra scored! now thats a battering

[jmmypaddy]

@joe89nufc

cling onto the history there. that's all yous have. easy 6 points for us next season. and send your bunch on inferiority down back to the championship where yous belong.

[joe89nufc]

@jmmypaddy

no i dont need to cling on to history, look at this season

if we belong in the championship, then how come we have done the double over almost every team in this league? been unbeaten at home all season, got promoted with 6 games left to play and will av won the title itself by monday?

compared to your season, needing an assist from a beach ball to beat liverpool and getting hammered 7 - 2 by chelsea. so tis uz who dont belong in the premiership m8!

[jmmypaddy]

@joe89nufc

beating arsenal, liverpool, spurs, draw at old trafford and villa park are big feats. we're a club that invest big and attract quality like darren bent who score 20 plus in the prem.

you played in the championship and brag about beating teams with little funding and smaller attendences. we'll have yas next season and send your inferiority back down

[SmellyMudkip]

He could have made an effort :l

[Mountcourtravers]

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[PHATSKOHE]

legend,,,can in the air,,,KEEGAN FUCK OFF!! HAHAHA,,,and aye i would lick piss off her O face like.

[PHATSKOHE]

lol,theres always one

[edsyers]

lol

[zakwilks]

i want to shag phillipa thompson

[PHATSKOHE]

lovely isnt she,,looks innocent as fuck but i bet shes a evil shag,,what a milf

[zakwilks]

@PHATSKOHE .....i can see her O face right now mate mmmmmmmmm sexy bitch

[ryanrules888]

@PHATSKOHE oh mate, i agree.

[BackFromNowere]

@PHATSKOHE Shes the type to take a full load in her moutha nd spit it back at you.....Filthy bitch

[BackFromNowere]

@PHATSKOHE

[burnzyovslaty]

@PHATSKOHE haha rights m8

[shandahand]

Sort yaselvs out

[JosephBrianSilco]

Wow.

[sonicSUB]

stupid cunt

[hbiwc]

sad geordie bastard!

[Forby15]

lmao that made me laff

[Hockeyplaya4567890]

0:45 HHAHA! look at their faces!!

[EastViewMick]

prat. get a job

[nosoup4u64]

pause at 0.45 and look at that womans reaction...

[Fallangel6]

HAHAHA omg so glad you told me to pause! HAHAHAHAHA

[youngelvisnightowls]

geordies always express how they feel in any way

[ScotsmanRS]

Not necessarily. I look in disgust as well when I see someone who is as much of a waste of space as that guy.

[Richardnufc07]

funny shit that man

[andyholmes121]

ROFL

[gordie4life1]

lmao

[KOkingnufc07]

lol

[LP4939]

for starts he must have been a mackem shouting "keegan fuck off" a geordie would never shout that,

[vegetarian4879]

the voice of the people

[bayless]

i couldnt hear what the fuck he was saying

[berghaus07]

mackems shag there daughters

[hezykid]

u have only put it on because that is what u are prick mackim cunt fuck off to monkey land dick heads

[sionswansea]

0:45 their faces are a picture

[spartanses]

pause at 0:45 lmao

[Ulmeyda08]

lol you Northeners make me laugh.

The scousers hate the Mancs, The Mancs hate the scousers. Everybody hates the Geordies, they hate the Brummies.

Down south you don't exactly see Kent wanting to brawl with London do you? loool.

[generouspeasant]

Everyone hates you because your a fucking faggot

[Ulmeyda08]

There is nothing wrong with being a "faggot" you know. Somebody's sexual preference doesn't make them a bad person. You should start living in the 21st century.

P.S

Learn to use the correct "your", and eat shit and die.

Thank You.

[generouspeasant]

your is the same you faggot

[generouspeasant]

and seeing as the cock sucker was being abusive towards my area of the country he deserves to be treat like an ape. fuckoff

[Ulmeyda08]

You seem to like talking about "cock sucking" and "faggots" a bit too much.

Are you insecure about your sexuality and trying to vent those frustrations to me through youtube?

I assure you i'm not interested in your homosexual musings.

[generouspeasant]

Fuck off man

[Ulmeyda08]

Sensetive area? sorry.

[generouspeasant]

Look I tell you to fuck off , then you stay silent

[Ulmeyda08]

No you cunt, I want to keep this up for months.

[generouspeasant]

It's on now then you toilet stain

[Ulmeyda08]

Even being a toilet stain is better than being a Geordie.

[generouspeasant]

We are not all like that man on the telly you know. I think you should open your mind to the fact that mongoloids live everywhere. I actually am wrong to have used homosexual insults because its the same level of stupidity.

[Rwmlk]

Wha dunt ye shut the fuck up like?? yous a stupid prat who thinks hes good coz he can talk likea fuckin faggot on here? youtube aint about grammar u fuckin idiot..

[Morrisseyisdead]

By "faggot" do you mean one who possess grammar and vocabulary that is vastly superior to your own?

You are a living, breathing, characture of the ignorant uneducated archetype that is the "Georide".

Now run along my little inferior drone.

[TaskForceXXII]

@Morrisseyisdead actually mate... the Geordie accent has nothing to do with being uneducated... it was highly influenced by the ancient anglo's... and to label all Geordie's uneducated because of there dialect is VERY ignorant therefore you are a hypocrite mate.... get your facts straight and stop pretending your intelligent.

[Morrisseyisdead]

@TaskForceXXII When did I claim ALL Gerodie's were unintelligent? Can you quote me on that? I simply said that the stereotype exists for a reason. The primitive Geordie responses are living proof of that.

Also, I don't pretend I'm intelligent, are you getting my plethora of words that you've never heard before mixed up with pretention?

And since when do YOU have the right to judge intelligence anyway?

"stop pretending your intelligent."

It should be "you're", schoolboy error sonny. ;]

[TaskForceXXII]

@Morrisseyisdead I am not trying to push intelligence in your face, and you can not judge a people by there dialect, stereotypes or not, and this is the internet mate, I am not typing to the queen... your proving that you are condescending... the Geordie dialect is derived from Anglo Saxon... some slang words used by Geordie's today are still nearly the same... just like how allot of places down south are derived from Norse... Intelligence has nothing to do with it.

[Morrisseyisdead]

It certainly doesn't.

[roimlil]

@Morrisseyisdead Wit the fook r ya tuckin aboot bonny lad, am as cliver as the nixt fooker, noo gan an boil ya heed ya shandy drinkin poof.

[Morrisseyisdead]

@roimlil Goodness, can you prove me anymore right if you tried?

[roimlil]

@Morrisseyisdead I say old chap, no need for that...lol

[Morrisseyisdead]

@roimlil That's right dear boy.

[burnzyovslaty]

@roimlil lol old chap

[mackemlad09]

typical geordie tosser

[Scottk95]

Newcatle lost 6-1 to LEYTON ORIENT!!!! hahahahahah!!!!!!!! FTM

[kottonmouthUK]

That girls face afterwards is priceless!

[grimkreaper]

that split arse on the left would get boxed off nicely

[MC141192]

This dosn't seem right the place the reporter is standing behind is a hotel in Seaburn/Sunderland, a Geordie in Mackemsville xD

[AMackem]

LOL ...

No, MC141192, it's not in Seaburn, but then surely you know exactly where Shearer's bar is?? Name a bit of a hint ...

A classic clip.

:-)

[douche2012]

hahaha you deserve a thumbs up m8

[SunderlandAFC1001]

typical pissed geordie......... shows himself up LOL

[GuestOfGregoryHouse]

@SunderlandAFC1001 mackem scum

[SunderlandAFC1001]

good find mackemken LOL

it would av gave me a heart attack LOL

[geordie0bex]

its FUNNY man for fuck sake its not about anything but that...who the hell cares what we look like to southerners??since when did we care what they thought??????

[SunderlandAFC1001]

your a evey simple person aren't you??

[geordie0bex]

haha 'evey' simple says the idiot who cannot spell...

[SunderlandAFC1001]

LOL soz, haha think i was typing too fast!

btw i can spell "every"

[Scottk95]

why r southerners watching our vids anyway?

[geordie0bex]

obsessive :) lol

[oldpangloss]

I know him, he`s a Professor of Physics at Newcastle university and a patron of the Versace and Louis Vuitton fashion houses.

[liamwitdre]

;p;

[mcrkidx6x6x6]

Sad thing is, some upstart from the South of England would of found this and get another reason to take the piss out of us Northerners.

Yeah, way to go dickhead...you've just shamed the whole of the North East with that uneducated and yobbish reaction.

Thing is, us educated Northerners are working hard and all that, while these pissheads do fuck all and live off government money.

Giving Southerners a reason to call us "Dirty, anti-social twats"

[LucaayT]

im a geordie:|

[Scottk95]

lmao. typical fat, thick geordie!

[mr28ful]

isn't that the mayor of Newcastle ?

[mddsafc247]

what a bellend , funny how he had a can in his hand the geordie alcoholic tramp

[bogdot]

wonder how he reacted after the villa game?

[gannon44]

LoLoLoLoL

[BattyUK]

that was mike ashley

[MikeAshIey]

No !! It was not me

[wkdcraig7]

what a legend

[noize101]

hahahaha legend!

[oooooVANESSAooooo]

LMFAOOOOOO

[0okamino]

you should see that guy after he's had a few

[rb33]

Will love it when the boring cunt relegates you.

[Toonarmy135]

who needs keegan when we got big al

[MotorheadMad]

fuck off u stupid macken cunt

[madjenny2008]

fukin gordies are mint!! aka i am 1! but ya always get the fukin knob jokeys!!

[KEV350D]

Who's stupid ? The drunk Geordie swearing or the sad bastard that sits recording the news on his TV?

[brezzaspennie]

hahah fucking brilliant, geordies are quality

[andywaggott]

Hahahaha! brilliant, another ambasador for the north east there!

[jari10litmanen]

who is the blonde?

[pharoahsoulero]

shes been relegated to weather girl