Epic Story: "Bling" on my teeth in kindergarten

[residentevilchris06]

that's pretty funny. And guessing you grew up in california, I bet there were some funny moments with other people seeing your grill lol

[BADRANG4EVER]

I think I´m gonna stop watching these videos, I can´t take the pain of hearing you and the fucked up things that happened to you and how they affected you..I eman all of your teeth rotted out and they had to strap you to a table and pull em out.....thank fucking christ it wasn´t your adult teeth though....fuck

[MrSomeguy912]

Braces for 6 years?! I've had them 5 months and I hate them already1

[ACrazyD0G]

Moral of the story is: YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM...... MAN!

[Blaz3Productions]

Hey azurite, i was wondering if you have a video on your longest opera rage or something like that, i remember seeing a video where you go ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for a long time, and its amazing! Please replyyy!!!

[dissident93]

@Blaz3Productions Try Owata.

[CharlieKaneAndSon]

Pics or it didn't happen?

[ragforces]

Coincidently, an advertisement for Golden Eye Reloaded was on before this video, and there's a bit where a guys tooth shines because its made of silver, and the title of this video is called 'Bling on my teeth'. AWESOME :O

[elunegracee]

gangsta teeth at 4 year old... :)

[ThePhilosoraptorr]

really this isnt the dentists job, its the pharmacists job to let you know whats in the medicine. I work in a pharmacy, and while its impossible to tell you what is in every medication everyone gets, it clearly says it on the bottle, especially with suspensions which is what i think you were saying you were taking. and that is weird as fuck that you would take it before bed, usually you take those kind of things midday. oh well.

[Zenzer04]

What is up with the rectum reaming device in your passenger seat?

[azuritereaction]

@Zenzer04 a yoga mat

[KrazyKrippler]

@azuritereaction So this is what all the asshole drivers on the road are doing when the cut me off... meh.

[azuritereaction]

@KrazyKrippler huh?

[KrazyKrippler]

@azuritereaction It's a joke, I always get cut off in traffic when I drive, and I'm making a joke like "Ha ha this is what people do when they cut me off."

[FinalBossOfEarth]

@Zenzer04 Rectum reaming device LMAO

[sammerthanyou]

I want to put this onto my MP3 player and play it right before bed, it'd be like a bedtime story!

if I had an MP3 player ;(

[DoctorRainbow8321]

How could you possibly have adult teeth at four years old?

[azuritereaction]

@DoctorRainbow8321 I didn't, hence why I said the teeth fell out and I no longer have them

[Angrystarman]

I know the moral of the story: always brush your teeth after drinking ten candy bars... Maybe I'm a bit off.

[DeathnoteBB]

I bet their excuse "We're Doctors, not Dentists!"

[randompeacegirl]

Pink cylinder.

Yoga mat.

Pink yoga mat.

YES.

[Ninja4771]

Where exactly are you driving in these videos?

[Redvsbluefan900]

dez you so gangstra

[spacey00001]

Man, these stories are all so great.

[YoZup666]

These stories are very interesting. Keep 'em up!

[skatertom5678]

if anyone gets this please reply

"i got gold in mah teet

gold in mah teeth

what up nigaaas"

[GingerCab]

Moral of the story: Doctors are dumbasses.

Not nurses though, nurses are smart.

Doctors.

[azuritereaction]

@GingerCab i've had quite a few "nurses have screwed up bad" stories to come

[GingerCab]

@azuritereaction Son, am disappoint.

[lilypop87]

I know how that felt when I was little I smashed my teeth because I was trying to do something I forgot what was and I needed silver teeth, the it happened again and the got gold T.T

[TsucasaElkGSI]

Sorry this doesn't have to do with the video but I just noticed something a few minutes ago. When you have the time go to wikipedia and look up electroencephelography (probably spelled wrong) or EEG. Scroll all the way down until you see the extra pictures they store at the bottom of the article. All the way to the left there is someone wearing an EEG hood and he looks a lot like you. Is that you? Same hair and everything. I know this is weird but the resemblance is almost uncanny.

[azuritereaction]

@TsucasaElkGSI it does look pretty similar to me, but nope, that's not me :P

[ImGreenGod]

these videos are SOOO awesome, thanks for uploading them this often. :)

[Jeremytroid]

Yeah I've had braces since 2nd grade and then got them off a week before my freshman year of high school. You weren't the only one Dez xD

[mmorpger69]

Braces suck ass. I had them for 4 years. Didn't like a single second of them being on.

[angelica319]

The doctors shouldve said something :I It's part of their job to inform the parents what the fuck they're giving their kid. You couldve sued the doctors for medical malpractice.

[azuritereaction]

@angelica319 true, but this is also 1985-1990, wherein we had just started testing blood for AIDS and other such things, so I think we've came a good ways since then when it comes to being safe with that stuff

[evilmajikman]

The moral of the story is sue the doctor when he's giving you medication that's hazardous to your health without telling you about it.

[fossil98]

Moral of the story: Don't be Dez

[ItsWardy]

What car do you have Dez?

[XxshadefirestormxX]

the moral of the story is... YOU CAN´T TRUST THE SYSTEM maaaaaan

[DCL4W5]

@XxshadefirestormxX - What do I look like, a charity case?

[XxshadefirestormxX]

@DCL4W5 I took it and threw it on the ground! I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult!

[Broshmosh]

Gold is a terrible metal to use as a cap. It's a stupidly soft metal. They might as well have used aluminium.

Silver is a much stronger metal.

[lvl100pokemans]

Yoga is manly as fuck

[xZaKKox]

The moral is doctors are fucking retarded. Just kidding, but you should always remember to ask what's in medicine and what it does, etc.

[Ducks0Junk]

I left a golden cap the dentists gave me and t

[premiumaxel]

the moral is that you should always ask the doctor whats in the medicine before you start using/taking it

[DjKreed]

Loving these stories, you have so much interesting stories in your life! Keep them up :D

[RedBricksWall]

love your stories...keep it going

[eliteninja23]

ugh, the sound of eating something that was 10x sugary than a candy bar every night sounds disgusting, honestly. i can feel my teeth falling out at the though of it... it's like watching epic meal time lol

[wolfthing11]

I was born with black and brown teeth.

[DeathnoteBB]

Those must be idiot doctors only wanting money, cause that's horrible @_@

[Daniels1999]

What is your car?

[BigPimPimm]

I love these stories

[GradGamer]

This made me want to brush my teeth, badly.

[MrMegatwister]

A grill at 5? You are now the equivalent of chuck norris

[Xtreme2252]

D: scarrrrry

[skylerwd6]

I had 30 of my teeth capped silver because I had no enamel on most of my teeth

[linlar10]

the moral of the story is to not take sweet medicine, though you probably looked cool with that xD

[TheKinkerHD]

cool story bro.. no realy

[werewolfgirl1995]

The only story I have like that is I almost cut my foot off with a scythe when I was 5 :/

[AReadythen]

thats cool. crazy yo

[IBtheGreat1]

Why do you have a pylon (or a pool noodle) on your seat?

[JoshMETHOD]

Have you played Silent Hill 2? I bet that game would scare you alot with your open space phobia n such.

[1066stern]

These stories are super entertaining, keep up the good work!

[bwonder13]

i love these dez. keep up the car vids, they're fun to listen to

[Massakre8492nd]

gold is commonly used in dentistics, and silver is known to have sterylising properties (it kill germs) your teeths were rotten, they could use silver because of that but i only guess that

[stevthapirate]

i hear yu had my braces on for 5 years and just got them off a couple of days ago

[RSf00l]

Damn sounds super painful man. More stories! They're great.

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

Damn Dez, I thought my teeth were in bad shape, hope that your teeth now is all clean and intact!

[Shogunelite]

Were you also bouncing around as a baby considering the medicine they gave you had a high sugar level? Or did it just affect your pearly whites?

[popguck]

@Shogunelite High sugar level's are in your mind, suger does not make you hyper, your subconscious does.

[GLaDOSofGH3]

@popguck What you just said, was one the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone on this page is now dumber for having read it. I award you no thumbs up; may God have mercy on your soul.

[FakiaKun224]

@GLaDOSofGH3 But he was right. There have been numerous tests on sugar and hyperactivity. They did not correlate. Nether did sugar affect patients with ADHD. A simple introductory Psychology course could tell you that sugar doesn't make people hyperactive.

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

@popguck The comedic value of this comment is.....OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[Shogunelite]

@popguck Ooooh, that's fascinating. I learn something new everyday. Now then, MORE STORY TIME UNCLE DEZ!

[PINGAS128]

Pingas

[Kylermannn]

such a gangsta

[mrcherrypielord]

please tell more.

[AcozeiProductions]

Why are your stories so epic?

[guitarhero2152]

Mhmm, gold and silver rotted baby teeth, great, thanks.

NOW. WHAT IS THAT PINK CYLINDER OVER THERE. O_O

I spent all video trying to figure it out... Packaging supplies? A gift-wrapped enormous dildo? Az, for the love of god. Stop distracting me with your strange purchases.

[QwertYwarrior25]

@guitarhero2152 it was a rolled pink paper

[guitarhero2152]

@QwertYwarrior25 Killin' my imagination bro...

[azuritereaction]

@guitarhero2152 i said i was gonna lay down, i took a shower first, so i'll answer this before heading off: it's my yoga mat

[bentheweirdo]

@azuritereaction why u be driving at night.

[Leon14000]

@azuritereaction DEZMOND! I told you not to steal that dildo from Trip!, He uses it at night!!!

[Thunderitch]

@azuritereaction Did your folks sue the doctors for malevolence/disinformation, because you could've got a giant wad of cash, and I mean huge.

[Nragemachine]

@guitarhero2152 I lol'd so hard at this.

[EpicJJA]

@guitarhero2152 its a yoga mat :D

[SliverAssassinx]

The darkness makes you look like one of those anonymous people who talk about controversial stories.

[Dodgers20074LIFE]

des how do you get ur camera to stay so still there?

[azuritereaction]

@Dodgers20074LIFE it's on my "blinders" or whatever those things are that swing down and protect your eyes from the sun shining in them, there's a small strap on mine and i just put it in there

[GmodCaboose56]

@azuritereaction If you don't mind, may I make a request? You should try out this free indie game called "Hide." It's a pretty creepy game. It might even remind you of LSD because of the poor graphics.

[FretsonFireMuse]

I hate teeth pullings. I had my last 3 baby teeth pulled and it took 4 years for the new ones to grow in.

[Lemonzadez]

I love story time with you :D

[SxeEfren]

Damn

Ouch!!

[Dale2Bat]

last



[yippie29]

@Dale2Bat nope

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

Comment reserved by me to prevent assholes from saying "first"

[Dodgers20074LIFE]

@YourEveryDayJackAss bet you copy and pasted that!

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

@Dodgers20074LIFE Actually I was just really lucky to be refreshing my Youtube Home page to find out this video just got posted, and somehow I was first to comment, despite me taking my time to type out that comment. *shrugs* At least no one said first,(technically I said it, but you get my point :D)

[Dodgers20074LIFE]

@YourEveryDayJackAss ok ill give ya that one cause that long reply was very quick lol

[VoorkJTV]

SWAG

[Snipereye64]

heeey