You Can't Park Here

[SporacleDoraccon]

I can't feel my torso! - I LOVE CABOOSE!

[Fargesucks4]

You didn't call dibs.

[01clearshot]

Caboose: If i've been bitten, does that mean i'm going to turn into one of them?

Church: Shut up Caboose!

Caboose:Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgggg­hhh......

Church: Shut up, Caboose.

ROFLMAO

[Dragoniesse]

I FEEL DIZZY

[FlygonN129]

"My body...is trying to die." Caboose for President XD

[xxPixieDustxx7]

Red Vs Blue marathon:)

[fred15228]

click cc it one say yes have a nice trip

[Hampensaur]

Rooster Teeth should make a app on Red Vs Blue ;)

[serventofchaos]

why the fuck is a quote always in the top comments. i watched the fucking video you dont need to remind me just under the video.

[Spartzky]

Dibs.

[AkatsukiCerberus]

B-but... Grif called Shotgun!

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

My body...is trying to die...

I LOVE CABOOSE! I even like him more than Gir and Pikachu!

[paintballforlife100]

Church: "I'm not gonna give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on it's neck, and shoot it in the head! Because that's how I roll."

Few people like church, but I'm one of the fewest who loves him.

[AndILoveYou24]

@paintballforlife100 Church is amazing. I love every single one of them, except that red guy who says repent the end is near. Oh hes the worst.. ever. Of all time. <3

[PurpleBlah10k]

lol BLAAAAAARRGGHH is the sound i wanna make before i die xD

[unleashedtheworld]

if Coboose passed out how can he still talk?

[DarkTragedyLife]

I cant feel my torso! xD

[Gamerdan1000]

Sheila has a creepy laugh at the end...

[713Meza]

Doc should have let Church going in and kill the alien because Church would have still missed

[leen51468]

113 people's vodies are trying to die!

[33341superman]

Pipa sopa how bout nopa

[Serialnumber117]

I love Churches infant care program. Go in step on its neck and shoot in the head.

[Thehalomanable]

Caboose is very cheerful for the amount of blood he lost. I think that's why Caboose is the funniest.

[DragonRiderSCS1]

dibs 

[fallout3rulz]

Caboose: if i get bitten does that mean im gonna turn into one of them?

Doc: no Caboose

Caboose: Blaaaarrg blllaaaaaaaaaaaarg

Doc: shut up

[jeffreyyiu19]

oh yeaaa RVB FTW !

[MegaDewey33]

113 people were shot in the face by sarge

[1stcallofdutyfanever]

i cant feel my torsooooo lololololololololol

[xRoflCopter09]

GLaDOS laugh at the end.

[thenoobisback121895]

@xRoflCopter09 I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Cnstar10]

caboose is mah fav

[xElementVideoz]

I have this DVD.

[DEWBLASTER1]

im just gona go in there step on its neck and shoot it in the head, cause thats how i roll lolololol

[doods458]

I feel dizzy!!!

[warrior6541]

anyone else get distracted by the sidebar?

[jack834ful]

did the elite yell "falcon punch?"

[DEKING34]

shelas laugh haunts me

[ghningaman]

that cat was one of our greatest military minds!!!!!

[giantgum97]

Caboose : Don't leave me with the horrible doctor

Doc : oh shit up

Caboose : NOW HES SWEARING AT ME XD LOVE CABOOSE

[purpleturtle299]

i think iam going to stop standing up now

[lukestermy]

blargy blarg blarg.........blaaarrrrrrrgggg­ggggggg

[SafieLiverpool]

BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH­HHH

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Dibs. Now stfu Tomato Can. LOL

You too Lemon Head.

[Famous3064]

Caboose is just sleepin

[MrYoGamaGama]

who else remembers that Sarge said that orange juice helps make more blood during a previous season.

[StarWarsChick15]

I love everything about rvb! The only thing I will never quite get though is how did Church and Tex have human bodies at the begining of Season 1 when they are both AIs?

[elmoninja97]

@StarWarsChick15 spoiler much? damn

[wzzlbbubbl]

@StarWarsChick15 they are ghosts now cuz tex got blown up and church got shot by shiela

[boyongroel]

@StarWarsChick15 On one of the episodes when Church posesed Donat's body Church asked for 2 robot bodies from Sarge, one for Church and the other for Tex so that Tex won't kick Church out of his bodie.

[uPB4uTube]

dibs

[shaneXtreame]

"Poor Donut. I'll miss him like a sister."

[XBOXFREAK295]

oh church if i die have my orange juice............ i cant feel my torso!!!!!!!!!! im still layin here help me!

[XCWixslimxi]

What the hell is wrong with caboose

[XCWixslimxi]

What the hell was caboose doing

[KillerKane131]

Geoff :3

[XBOXFREAK295]

sheila ;u bet; oh fuck lol!!!!

[BeAwesome1011]

sarge:im going to save us all... for science.

[nightrider155]

FULL SCREEN, FINALLY

[XCWixslimxi]

Blue soldier " my body is trying to die"

[toxicblast98]

Caboose is so retarted. I love him

[LeahyMafiaProduction]

Dibs! its my ship now

LOL

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

Cboose reminds me of Italy from Hetalia

[KakaArt1]

Fuck you all. Caboose gave ME his orange juice.

[kickass580]

I am a medic super privet 1st class!!

[TheOdd1000]

What to watch now the next episode or Vanessa Hudgens Bares All

[Atlantabravesworldch]

i think hes gonna be a linebacker or a vampire or a vampire linbacker... that would be cool

[coltoro12]

caboose is the funniest person on youtube. like  if you agree

[masterelf89]

I think im going to stop standing up now

[someguythatplaysbass]

Church: Dont worry im not going to give it a cold Im just gona go in there step on its neck and shoot it in the head, cause thats how i roll.

[Flaaatt]

Why are yoga tips in the related videos?

[callawayHXtour]

yay full screen

[mehgamer1]

wait... I just realized that they started using the full screen again... in season 1 it was just a little slit.

[1crazyhand]

Poor caboose

[PeerTheDong]

Dibs on top comment.

[coromen300]

Watching caboose pass out was the funniest thing that's happened all week

[DrMalHarkness]

"I'm not gonna give it a cold. I'm gonna go in there step on its head and shoot it in the head. 'Cause that's just how I roll." The only thing that'll happen is he'll step on its head. He can't hit shit.

[0ffspringfan]

dibs

[LegiterallyAwesome]

@Torayu91 i know right

[Torayu91]

@TheAwesome45 Dude... That bill hasn't been active for over half a year... You a little after, bro?

[gingermaster100]

@TheAwesome45 Actully Roster teeth will be fine, they're mainly famous of RVB and the guys behind halo won't sue them, they heavily support RVB.

[DemonOfDarkness999]

i cant feel my torso XD

[rsfiremaster66]

LMAO church, Dibs, this is my ship now. Get the fuck away from my ship

[jdkill6698]

*insert line from video that ruins a joke in the video.* Seriously guys, stop it.

[KakaArt1]

Caboose for president !

[rockinbrighid]

"hey im not yellow im orange!"

"*shelia laughs like omally and scared the living sh*t out of me*"

[CabooserocksYa2]

i feel dizzy........oooooooo.........­. i think i going to stop standing up now ............. church if i die i want you to have my orange juice........ i cant feel my torso .............. im still laying here why wont anyone help me........... my body is trying to die.......... if ive been bitten does that mean i will turn in to one of them..............blaaaaaargh oh know doint let me turn....i dident feel anything doint leave me with the docter............ know hes cursing at me

[CabooserocksYa2]

ha



[MysticShadowofDeath]

I promise to wash my hands before I kill the freak of nature.

[uberrandomness4]

my body is trying to die...

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Dibs.

Now get the fck away from my ship tomato can. LOL

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

Dibs. Lmfao

[CabooserocksYa2]

doint make me pull rank on you RANK you doint out rank me im a captin

[AntaeusOwner]

Church: heh, doc dont worry im not going to give it a cold. im just gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head cuz thats how i roll

[BraydenEstrada777]

I've been watching rvb for 3 years and this is still my favorite episode,funniest vid EVER

[NeilzTheGamer]

can u make more vids?

[Rookey95]

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! wow i cant breath at how funy that is i want a spin off where caboos is the main star

[skyrito]

oh crap. now caboose will be more stupid than ever with half a gallon of blood missing.

[Emperorbart7]

5:30 i thought the blues had their jeep...

[kbmproductions1]

I'm Medical Super Private First Class!

[Rubikpally]

I swear, Caboose is gonna kill me from laughter XD

[RubbahPants]

I thought the blues had the warthog...

[khajj16]

@RubbahPants Exactly!!!!!!!

[tanrdz0327]

I LOVE THIS SHOW ITS HILARIOUS

[Masterofhalo111]

My body, is trying, to die..

[Angel88878]

"Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice"

[gumplop]

I FEEL DIZZY......I THINK IM GOING TO STOP STANDING NOW...........CHURCH IF I DIE I WANT U TO TAKE MY ORANGE JUICE..........I CANT FEEL MY TORSO........... IM STILL LAYING HERE WHY WONT ANYONE HELP ME........my body is trying to die....I IVE BEEN BITTEN DOES THAT MEEN I WILL TURN INTO ONE OF THEM...blaaargh

[killaxclan]

4 seasons in in 10 hours. :D

[kamberlin22]

Dibbs!

[manhunter432]

3:14 is the best part

[DemonicPride666]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR­G

[ss4gogeta350]

Caboose:church if I die I want you to have my orange juiceXD

[Deoxor]

..does this mean I'm going to turn into to one of them? blaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrraa "shut up, caboose" aaaaaarrrrrrrrrraaaargh.

[madracer97]

how the hell did you get a pelican?

[unoriginalsyn]

'my body is trying to die!'

[senorcooliac]

how does caboose have no weapons

[brandon65677]

@senorcooliac its easy look up no weapon in a search engine

[tomahawkwarning2127]

love caboose in this episode

[VPT2]

Caboose: i'm still laying here....why won't anyone help me?

poor caboose

[MrNatedog624]

"if im bitten by one does that mean im going to turn into one?"

"shut up caboose"

"blllaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgg­gggggggg"

lol

[45gabellman]

Thumbs up if youre watching from s1 ep1.

[TheLadiesman138]

@45gabellman no i watched it from season 2 episode 3

[Thehalomanable]

@45gabellman hells yes. Just three days and i already from season 1 to season 5.

[bytessoftware]

1:45 he's going to miss!!!

[AirMc1]

church is kinda a jackass

[AirMc1]

church is kinda a jackass

[eliwab22]

dibs.

[m6ty4]

well. that ad was interesting

[doolalie]

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh­

[shankful1]

tex needs to stop watching videos with church in it, so far she watched this video 112 times

[elmoninja97]

Church, your gonna shoot it in the head....HA, good luck with that

[DeviantDevastator]

XD i <3 you Caboose your the best ^^

[MyZombie1995]

why are u not helping me

[Coolkiddeion031]

My Body is trying to Die :DD

[SS6BRANDON]

Is this from halo 3?

[UnbreakableAmerican]

@SS6BRANDON halo 2

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

okay, Caboose is ALWAYS funny. Always. But this episode probably had some of his funniest dialogue of all time. I fav'd.

[MORSEBOY2]

it is spelled MORSE code people all the time mess it up and spell moriss

[MirtaGevFett]

112 people didnt call dibs

Dibs! on thumbs up

[CoFGames]

You know, if you hate ads so much, just take some initiative and get adblock... It really isn't that hard

[YoMalvado]

@CoFGames Uh, and how do u get one?

[CoFGames]

@YoMalvado What browser are you using?

[YoMalvado]

@CoFGames Windows XP

[zsupercookiez]

how did they get there jeep back

[shanesuss]

you know wat the only good thing about being sick? RVB MARATHON!!! :D

[MotoDan91]

Dibs!



[TheEdenEye]

"Church, If I die, I want you to have my orange juice..." Caboose is so pathetic, I feel so bad for him.

[sevenpointsixtwox54]

My body is trying to die. LOL

[sevenpointsixtwox54]

I can't feel my torso!! XD

[AutumnDevi]

I have a neurological disorder that makes me prone to fainting, and apparently the last time I did the only thing my friends heard me say in warning was "Standing is difficult...gonna stop now."

[hellkaiser21]

its a space ship, it came from space

[anigodess]

did anybody else think sheila's laugh at the end sounded ust a little bit evil.

[animeroxas]

wow nice hulk reference rooster teeth lol

[ChiCeti4]

Dibs

[Linkemelee1993]

SPAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE. I wanna go to space. Hey, hey, Caboose. Wanna go to space?

[shooter3375]

dibs

[elmoninja97]

church, ur gonna shoot it in the head with a sniper rifle? yea, good luck with that

[ratcrash5]

any idea how the reds got the warthog back lol

[Linkemelee1993]

@ratcrash5 It's totally a Puma.

[jklos305]

A Vampire Linebacker would be awesome.

[mrbones521]

i think im gonna fall now

[NobunagaOda12]

does anyone know how the hell did Shila and church became friends?

[IM0DWorldAtWar]

Caboose: don't leave me here with the horrible doctor Doctor: shut up caboose

[H4Z3xG4MING]

I'm still laying here. Why won't anyone help me?

[DragonfameDracas]

I love season five, it has two of my favorite characters Sister and Junior, I want to see them again so bad.

[Ostbuggen]

@DragonfameDracas Yeah, but ther dead :(

[kodeg10]

Ok shelia take it away

[AsariC0mmando]

wow that was a great episode

[AndrewTheBeast1]

i think my body is trying to die

[sporecreatorperson]

"I think I'm going to stop standing up now."

FWUMP

[ThunderCavalier]

Poor Caboose.

Too bad he's probably too stupid to die.

[Darksin98]

I'm falling in love with... Sheila! <3

[bulletproof23944]

weird laugh at the end

[JarheadHME]

I FEEL DIZZY! i had a drink in my mouth and tried to swallow it to laugh and hurt my throat. lol

[Neganazo3000]

1:I FEEL DIZZY!!!

2:OOOOOOO!!!!!

3:i think im going to stop standing up now

4:church if i die i want u to have my orange juice

5:i cant feel my torso!

6:im still laying here why wont anyone help me

7:my body.....is trying to die

8:if i have been biten does tht mean I am going to turn into one of them

9:Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar­g

[kowalski2m]

111 people are tomato cans that got hit by a crashing pelican.

[kowalski2m]

Tomato can