i never get this joke. What's the pretended reason for him to get mad? Or is there just no reason? it's the same skit every time, I don't get how Dave being a "kiss ass" is supposed to make him mad...
@butterf1yz it's because Letterman has them on as a guest right before they're supposed to be on with Alan Kalter, so Alan's pissed at Dave for stealing his guests.
I found a pussy! Carson liked Letterman, he prefered he take over his show. You need to watch Letterman before you can judge. Not ONE clip pussy! Wow!
@impeachbushco why Letterman doesn't have the Tonight Show. That big jawed asswipe that isn't funny at all has it. JAY LENO IS THE WORST COMIC EVER!!!
Alan to Dave: "That is EXACTLY how it went-so cut the crap Gomer-or I'll nail your face to your nuts and roll you back to Indiana-ya hayseed F-bag!"
Alan to Richard:"Check this Jack, check this-If you ever show your face here again I'll wrap that tank top around your neck and squeeze it till glitter comes out your a*s!"
i think this is where they got the idea for nyan cat...
megs123456123 2 days ago
Maybe Simmons took Big Red seriously-He Richard hasn't been back since.
MrSubscriber125 8 months ago
Everyone of these is a masterpiece - hahaha!
This and Lyle the Intern are my favorites. Hahahaha!
pistachioguy 9 months ago
If I need a good laugh I just play this video lol!Go big red
ericsias 11 months ago
"Check this Jack......" soooooo funny!
lynchian 1 year ago
These Alan Kalter interview clips have become my favorite guilty pleasure!
SoaringTrumpet 1 year ago
Fuckin rights Alan is awesome
themooddisorders 1 year ago
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.....'till gliter comes out your ass.
1961slam 1 year ago
Senile bitch, lolol
nickmordo 1 year ago
i never get this joke. What's the pretended reason for him to get mad? Or is there just no reason? it's the same skit every time, I don't get how Dave being a "kiss ass" is supposed to make him mad...
butterf1yz 1 year ago
@butterf1yz it's because Letterman has them on as a guest right before they're supposed to be on with Alan Kalter, so Alan's pissed at Dave for stealing his guests.
nickhershey 1 year ago
@nickhershey OMG can people not get ANYTHING nowdays. People might have of computer sense now days. but NO commun sense!
pgy002 1 year ago
Thats the best "Thats exactly how it went" yet...
RavenMichaels 1 year ago 2
Anyone got the time when Richard Simmons was dressed as a chicken and letterman sprayed him with a fire extinguisher? Best Late Show moment ever!
88huskerfan 2 years ago
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Johnny Carson was a true comedian. He is rolling over in his grave at this sophomoric crap that Letterman thinks is comedy.
impeachbushco 2 years ago
I found a pussy! Carson liked Letterman, he prefered he take over his show. You need to watch Letterman before you can judge. Not ONE clip pussy! Wow!
Ecksntrick8 2 years ago 2
@impeachbushco why Letterman doesn't have the Tonight Show. That big jawed asswipe that isn't funny at all has it. JAY LENO IS THE WORST COMIC EVER!!!
chrisis138 2 years ago
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Who are they trying to appeal to here? Little boys who just learned how to cuss? Same thing every time and really DUMB.
impeachbushco 2 years ago
A seconjd pussy! I like this segment!
Ecksntrick8 2 years ago
THATS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT!!
a1cjlock 2 years ago 5
Ya Hayseed-fuckbag!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
evh5150316 2 years ago
I would bet that they never told Richard that this was a joke.
evh5150316 2 years ago 2
Richard Simmons seemed to enjoyed it !
MegaHockeypuck1 2 years ago 4
Richard Simmons is PERFECT for this!
thehackneyaccount 2 years ago 7
I love this shit lol!
RIPmyers 2 years ago 4
Johnny Carson would be proud of this segment!
lionofthejungle 2 years ago 10
these interviews are the true meaning of the word "funny"!
kippies66 2 years ago 6
Alan to Dave: "That is EXACTLY how it went-so cut the crap Gomer-or I'll nail your face to your nuts and roll you back to Indiana-ya hayseed F-bag!"
Alan to Richard:"Check this Jack, check this-If you ever show your face here again I'll wrap that tank top around your neck and squeeze it till glitter comes out your a*s!"
OMG! HYSTERICAL!
You rock Alan! AKA: "BIG RED"
youlittlemonkey 3 years ago 20
I JUST love it when Alan says, "That is exactly how it went".
lionofthejungle 3 years ago 36
Me too! It's so damn funny. Dave always cracks up at it too!
adamskoglund 3 years ago 2
Funny ass shit!!!
RainbowSpectrum32 3 years ago 2
I hope they post his interview with Paris Hilton soon!
pgy002 3 years ago 2
haha those shoes were so last summer. that one was so great lol
Chilax 3 years ago
These skits Alan Kalter does are frequently VERY FUNNY. Jay Leno chokes on a pickled turd every night.
squanto2 3 years ago 4
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Kalter is funny. Letterman is not. Simmons is a great guest...anybody that can put of with an asshole like Letterman is an angel.
xxjohnandersonxx 3 years ago
never mind, it's workin' for me now.
wonryan 3 years ago
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the video stops loading after 0:45. WTF?!?!
wonryan 3 years ago
Was it the real Richard Simmons,or was it the robotic Richard Simmons???
garygutz 3 years ago