My Football Bat

[14bradshaw44]

SO confused

[Wolvenchaos]

i really like your vids, the intro was adorable.

[blkwolfgirl15]

i loved the biggining lol

[kageotaku]

I think this is my fave one of yours...

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

Mmmmm...fava beans.

Where can I find this book?

[lissame73]

cool vid

[fehquig]

DeeDaDeeDaDoBaDooBaNumNumNumNu­mNum...

[zeekishaz]

Dude, Lay Off the caffiene (damn how du u spell caffiene

[dinamitemaster]

caffeine LOL

[flaggirl743]

omg the hamster dance part almost made me pee my pants lmao

[sign543]

LOL, I love that song. :)

[showersinger34]

heehee. i was spazzing cause i couldnt figure out how to subscribe and then i find this big, bright orange button that says subscribe. wow. im stupid

[LIVandLEX]

HAHA ur so funny!!

[cheeriosandcheese]

LMAO, I don't even know where to start...

1: Thats the hamsterdance song! I have that song on my myspace!

2: We must have the same neighbors, cause I think I've seen that guy too! O.o *shivers*... scary!

3. LOL, do you really have a house boy named Juan?

4. Its my Urine... long story.

5. My mom has that herbal essence stuff... its not all its cracked up to be.

And last... favorited... 5 and a half stars...

[todieandwither]

lol

"Can you hear me now?"

:)

[JJYazzie73]

R U ON CRACK/METH???

[sign543]

Yes, can't you tell by my rotting teeth, open sores and dark circles under my eyes?

[JJYazzie73]

lol

[alicecooper91]

ahaha "well i doubt he would be sitting in someone else's urine!"

[Julsinmaine101]

Funny video! Great job:)

[Hobbitgoth]

Karate is Korean, but it doesn't take away from the value of this video. Good job!

[thesharkof98]

lol you rock :)

[cmoorecole]

Thanks for another fine funny.

Carole

[polska1967]

who doesn't want to make those sounds like those women from the Herbal Essences commercials? haha.

[torigirl35]

lol...too funny. ((tony))

*tori*

[Tobie2]

Fnarkin Fab U Lous!

[DeadManWalkin1200]

you did a kick ass job on this vid! sign you rock.

[fairyfrenchfry]

awesome job!

[HottestSnapeFan]

LOL!

[jordanthecat]

This video looks like it was made after you'd had nineteen coffees, whether store-bought or not.

May your leg-warmers never be mis-matched!

[69BONEZ]

lol great vid very funny sign and glad things look back to normal there well as normal as it can be im sure

[DocKnows]

The Hobo might sit in someone's urine for a dime lol...Doc

I love your wit!!

[GroceryBag]

Zipster did well.

[kgorall]

karate and sudoku - HAHAHA!

[DheeLocke]

(i was singing along with you at the beginning)

watch out, clowns can very well be serial killers. or tim curry. clowns can be tim curry that is. or maybe tim curry could be a serial killer...in fishnets...

(yay for random movie references)

>>rando

[lindsaybradley]

this is HILARIOUS!!! The best I've seen this week! 5 stars!!!

[sign543]

Thank you so much. :)

[kcgirlgeek]

How can it BE, that every video you make twists my mind into something that looks like a candy Twizzler and then ends up with me spewing coffee out of my nose? I think I'm going to start sending you the bills for all of my new keyboards.....

[sign543]

Have mercy! I'm not rich. I can barely pay my bills. LOL.

[Kouksie]

Greatest.Intro.EVER.

Love love loved that intro! I squealed like a kid from the extreme cuteness. :)

Oh and of course, love the vid :0)

[sign543]

Thank you. *hugs*

[TonyDi]

I was hanging on as tightly as I could and I THINK I got it, but I'm not completely sure what it is I got. But whatever it was, it was still funny and disjointed, but then I guess that was the point, if I made a point which I didn't but then it doesn't matter then does it? Anyway, more to the point..great fun video and a wild ride to say the least..and I just did.

[kcgirlgeek]

Yeah...what TonyDi said...yeah.

[krazytaru]

lol makes ya wanna check all ya neighbors backgrounds to see if they are serial killers

[cooksterz]

came for a "deedadeededeadobo" visit and now i can avoid the local serial killers! Total bonus!!

[AuntLissa53]

Where's that book with the oldest trick in it?  xoxoxoxo

[OHdulcenea]

Hooray for randomness!

[sneakypreacher]

Clowns scare me.

[anmoose]

I was gonna drop a comment, but it's stuck to my hand.

I should've known better than to watch this twice. Now my head'll be spinning for days...

Moosie

[MalyssaAK]

your so literally literall...

[MusicIsEverything07]

Hilarious XD

5 stars =]

[TheSumpPump]

I love the beats

[stublo2]

Ah mornings...

[DatAintRight]

So you have met my neighbor?! You know the clown. LOL

Love it, 5 stars & faved!

[msdragonfly1]

you're something else, a whole lot of funny :D not to mention crazy creative.

[amjPeace]

I'm a tea drinker myself.

[qiranger]

Long live the Hamster Dance!

[Illuminatta]

I just kinda sat here with my mouth agape while watching this. It was mesmerizing! LOL!

[ianjellico]

Oh my goodness.....too funny!!!! Absolutely brilliant!

[RobNorthampton]

Absolutely brilliant Tony! Dare I say the best yet? Well, yes of course I DARE say it. But is it the truth, or is it just that I have a bad memory for the other great stuff you've done? Either way, I had to watch it twice because I missed so much first time round from laughing so much! 5* x 10, if only it were possible. Rob x

[maddoggmabey]

"Your quite relieved and not at all thinking about your heroin withdrawals" LOL

I (shamefully) have that song you sing at the beginning and end. It was nicknamed the hamster dance...cos of the hamster in the video. But i believe it was called Cognoscenti vs intelligensia by Cuban Boys

[Beachmama57]

I wish we were neighbors!

[SindySigh321]

weeeeeeeee your such fun sign543 2 1 blastoff

HUGZ

[originalsteven]

Ha ha ha! I love it! It reminds me of an Ellen rambling :D Excellent video!

[Furnifur]

You just keep getting better my insane friend. love it!

[Vividcranberry]

ROFL~!!! Omg, you kill me~!!!

[TamHickey67]

Brilliant mate. I just love how mental, yet how true your vids are.

[carezzza]

That was me and it was NOT a wig. I was trying to get an autograph. lol

[KatiesGoldenDust]

This is the longest, best tangent ever. :)

[NutCheese]

I sit in other people's piss everyday when I ride the bus.

[oneiblind30]

Never turn down a chance to take a piss..

[TimberGeek]

Yup that would be scarier... Don't you just hate days like that.

[MamboDogFaceOne]

PANIC! Karate and Sudoku?? ROFLOFL!! And as for the rest, non sequiter rules, you fucking gigamabot - LOL!!! Damn, I can't wait to see you Nov. 17!!!

[russell56443]

Damn Tony your a Genius,how do you think this stuff up?????

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Woah, for a moment there, I lost what the whole point was. But a heck of a story that's for sure!

[peggyisme]

OMG that is exactly what I needed after a hard day of making coffee for hundreds of peeps! I think we should set up a computer feed in the cafe and show all your videos!

[NihilistZealot]

LOL, loved the intro! The rest was baffling

[VisualEyeCandy]

Well,well, well, what a ramble session.

[mysteryglo]

Just love your ramblings!! I'm getting better at keeping up with you! LOL xox Judy

[sojedidiah]

Where do you come up with this stuff? :)

[Simmian7]

now i know why i luv ya...break out the Hamsterdance!

*S7*

[newbsauce11]

how'd you know!? you just repeated my whole day back to me! ahhhhh!!!

[ruckersucker]

"You can,indeed, smoke here given the right circumstances........I guess it was his own urine?........OMG! You are TOO funny!!!

[windbreeze07]

I want coffie!(Runs to the store to get some!) Back, Thanks sign, I would of got up in the morning without it and been Bitchy all day!(Hugs!)

[alphaba2]

loved it.  I know what you mean about the coffee though.

[magicalchazwick]

oh my god you are a random god

[Daliwolf]

You laugh and laugh and laugh and set your hair on fire! I knew you the author of the Hamster Dance Song!!! I KNEW it!!!

[GreatGig1]

Hey!! I need a house boy to grind for me...my coffee beans that is!! Thanks for the laughs again!! :-)

[souixana]

seeing a new video from you in my list of new videos is like winning at least 20 dollars on a scratch off lottery ticket.

[jrgaz]

Tony, it's quite amazing how you come up with some of this stuff. You are pretty funny!! The Hamsterdance song rules!!!!

Jason

[yumasight]

omg you are en fuego today!!!!!!!

love the video!;)

[VooBells]

Mismatched legwarmers.  LOLOLOL

-Ellen

[debbiez112]

Dapadeedadeedadodo just cracks me up....You are so fun!

[insidethemusicbox11]

mmm coffee is my blood. i like ikea coffee.

[psycoticsinginchick]

It's been forever sense I last heard that hamster dance song. I missed it!

[pablokickasso417]

You are a funny, funny man.

[viddareff]

funny one, really enjoyed it, but damn i need a rest after this.

[BoomerChick55]

What a fun dad you are.

[Poetivity]

Of course...I do know it's serial.

[JJYazzie73]

OMG! Lets talk about "Speed" in ur coffee? LOL j/k'n. B^)

[Poetivity]

I hate it the most when cereal killers dress like clowns.

[MrsCollector]

ok truth is about a quart of that I went searching for other videos and just listened. lol

[Joan3424]

Best line: "Her shoes squeak when she walks -- even when she's not wearing them". LMAO

One word for ya, sweetie: Ritalin.

Joanie :-)

[timido66]

So, were you following me because that was so my day except for the neighbor it was a large topiary. And well, there wasn't a homeless man sitting in his own urine so much as someone in the next stall in the restroom. It's like we spent the day together. I just got goose bumps.

[Zipster08]

Your mind!! YOUR MIND!! I'm excited and scared all at the same time! I LOVE YOU!!

[KiddContagious]

Tony And His Fast Forward,

Cannibal Clown Killer?

I Want More Ado.

I Love Your Stories.

Hugs♥Michael

[ladypn]

I don't know, Tony. I'm a coffee connoisseur, I think I'd rather deal with a hobo/neighbor in leg warmers, than to have to drink convenience store coffee!  LOL :)

[thorzdotes]

as if your monologues weren't addictive enough, u gotta throw in the hamster dance song virus? color me hooked

[LordTempist]

My wife and I went to a bookstore on our dtae for the year and we thought of you and shot some footage for youZ:)

[twilitedawn11195]

Loved this!! Dreamscape? Psychodelic kool aid trip? Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh! <3 Debi

[kellym28081]

You are SO!!!!! fun, I just love ur video's that make my day...

((HUGS))

Kelly

[sign543]

Thank you very much. :) *hugs*

[robogoretex]

i  just bleed out my eyes.I do love you tho.

[Dlorezzz]

There is no use to continue to lavish compliments on you because you must know by now that you are totally the chit..I have had a not so good afternoon and I am late getting dinner started. I was in a rush and just feeling sorry for myself until I watched this video. I was smiling during the intro . You are so good at what you do..

[sign543]

Thank you thank you thank you. :)

[Momoftwinsplus1]

Love the entry and the entire thing was just a great view. You go drink all the coffee you want, yuck. Never have liked it

[woosteria]

when confronted with a diabolical sudoku, most serial killers give up their evil ways

[txnrobin]

wow, huh? don't make my use my sudoku.... lol

[Gigolo8]

Love the intro and funny as hell as always!

5*

[evilchicka]

I love your son.

& this was hilarous... i was like.. wow.

[Perroquet51]

I agree, great new intro! And really, creating a cup of coffee from scratch is one of the most rewarding things I can think of. And of course, drinking that coffee afterwards, gives one the fortitude needed when confronted by cereal killers. BTW, why would anyone want to kill a box of cereal? I wonder if this is a cause that PETA might consider taking up.

[sign543]

I always kill my cereal, so I hope they don't throw red paint on me. Unless it's National Wet Red Paint Wearing Day. Then it would be alright.

[Perroquet51]

LOL!

[gijoedaisy]

JavaJavaJavaJavaJavaJavaJava!

[TrueBlueAustralian]

lost for words.....

[electrojed]

this was great 5 stars

[selinauno]

I don't drink coffee.

[CarrieEmmy]

OMG, 5 stars!! You crack me up so much. :)

[1938superman]

This video is pretty scary. :-)

[GoddessofBarefeet]

over 3 min of funny!!

[mumbaidoug]

Amazingly entertaining, Tony. I generally find myself bug-eyed and slack-jawed by the time your videos finish. I need to remember to blink and swallow. lol -Doug

[diannatynes]

I think you are hysterical. You are FABULOUS!!!

[trillian57]

OMG, you just keep getting funnier! I have had plenty ado in my life thank you very much. And what are you doing with my crazy serial killer neighbor. Do we live in the same neighborhood? ♥

[monicavm]

You've obviously had lots of that coffee!

[robertantonnyc]

um, I think your day was a little more eventful than mine...today.

[pcman22594]

hahahahaa nice

[tundramom]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! That was such a hilarious intro! Loved it