Iraqi Kid Selling Bayonets An Teaching American Soldier Slang

[ERATvPS3]

Dad?...

[YouDontWantThis1]

they were selling bayonets?! better watch your back...

[clonewars765]

It seems like to only way poor iraqi kids could get money from US soldiers is to curse at the soldiers. Haven't the terrorists already tried that?

[NYPD911officer]

Hahaha, this little douchebag!

[yovillegirl4life]

i would slap that dirty ass mouth boy with my rifle

[EyeTouch91]

@yovillegirl4life omg here you are again you fucking hate spreading lost life , dude whats wrong with you ?

you are hating on kids , you evil blow-up doll , dont let me find you ...

[SilentEliteZ]

@yovillegirl4life Sir that is sad. Im american, and you probably are too. Do you know how much we americans waste, and how unthankful we are. Overthere life is disastrous, they have to actually go on the streets literally asking for money to fill their tummies. many die on the roads. Its sad, just because he has some dirt on his face doesn't mean that he isn't human, dont treat him as an animal, please, because god will know.

[5821TrOy86950]

@yovillegirl4life Oh,shut up.You can't do SHIT.

[naterog323]

How did i get here and that dude lifts up what looks to be Lord of the Rings the DVD. lol am i tripping?

[mrkatsumi1000]

hahahahaaha that was funny

[ScopedPewPew]

0:42 "I'M YOUR BITCH?" *casually gets out of humvee, plants an m9 beside small iraqi child. Then, proceeds to shoot said child for possessing a hot firearm.*

[TheBlackshirtHusker]

Is this Los Angeles?

[xDuXx]

@TheBlackshirtHusker hahahahah ur crazy

[kraizil]

he just said marry christmas to a muslim lol

[panik448]

cute kid

[mourtada12]

hay Mr dick head hes not fat as you are

[mourtada12]

hay if he is a fat ass he is not fat like you

[TheReconmarine97]

i bet ge learn english in school.. but american studenta cant learn shit..

[mourtada12]

hes so funny

[pemwew]

my mossin doesnt need a bayonett :/

but, wow, that kid is awesome - and we should have more soldiers like you

[sajadrsham]

BRING HIM TO US!

[LitttleboyBrooklyn]

Oh shit, it's just like the hurt locker !

[imbana268]

omg i remember in 1950 i was on vacation in Iraq it was the most beautyful place in the world! and now :( man i wish i could go back in time.

[Torture97]

i got a bayonet for me mouser

[AXTJudoStarz]

awesome soldier. prey the best for them!

[fatprick44]

lol that kid is cool

[forzadeco]

Americans spreeding education to the world :)

[FuckingDracula]

@forzadeco You best be trolling son.

[mattifox6a]

awesome!!



[xxvietbebe]

what a nice kid

[mrA991s]

That was nice and he's selling copied american movies

you know that's fucked up

[luigiluigi884]

yo no shit i got that same nice bruh! my cousin was in the army and brought it back home dats fuckin trippy and im high as fuuuuhhhk

[NaJaFixUsA]

iraqi are not terrorists why you ppl have fucked up mind .....we are good ppl like you but if someone trying for fuck with us we fuck back like anybody do.... so you guys need to grow up ....

[MarineScout1000]

@NaJaFixUsA naja has got a point

[NaJaFixUsA]

hahahaha you my bitch he got you there lol

[danielzspace]

favorite quote... u my bitch

[antinuke1]

Americans buy everything with money. no wonder the world this wild and classes

[AkatsukiDad]

@antinuke1 That english..

[el08aay]

looks like that kid hangs around some pedos to know such filthy words

[jesseRYU]

it's working!!!



[guitarhamster102]

If we give every Iraqi a dollar every month, they would not become terrorists.

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@guitarhamster102 Iraqis aren't terrorists, Iraqis are humans, terrorists aren't, remember? ;)

[xelbaga1987]

that's what they should be doing instead of wacking each others ..fuck war man

[Q88Ti]

I got cock same donky 4 u hahahahhhaha

[keon6877]

badass kids but so fuuny

[HuskerSeaofRed]

I would have probably bought a knife just to bring something home besides metal in my ass.

[HuskerSeaofRed]

@technerd1994 hahahaah buh bye!

[cepacol06]

democracy has arrived.

[moeazysgc]

@cepacol06 That's what you call democracy then to hell with you n it!!!!

[theend1245]

@cepacol06 democracy was practiced in that region while your ancestors where living in caves.

[mo389]

@cepacol06

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheNorthside613]

That kid's fucking amazing!

[MROKAY6]

nice donating :P!!!

[tyranids2013]

man u need to give a hundo and see what he does

[DrHAX100]

IRAQI KID

Y U SO STUPID?

[PizzaBoxForum]

why didnt you buy the bayonet just think how bad ass that one day to comeback and have a freakin iraqi knife on your m16(or whatever you were issued)

[Marinesofairsoft1121]

Those are bullshit romanian AK bayonets

[TheNorthside613]

@Marinesofairsoft1121 cool

[Rainbow2010able]

Awwww he's soo CUTE! ^-^ <3

[ReemKhaled1996]

hahahaha where did he know all that stuff!-_-

[Asifk88]

lol that kid is bright the way he says '' shut the fuck up '' like he's from NY haha

[haveahorst]

that was awesome! he got it for free :D

[mortegi]

that $5 will save your life 1 day....that kid will think twice about joining the terrorists.nicely done ...good for you mate

[scorpian8king]

'your my bitch,' HAHAHAHA 'shit the fuck up,' i wish this kid could tell obama how he feels hahahahaAHAHA~

[cantdeny1]

That was the coolest kid I've ever seen in my life.

[hoffmanshades]

@cantdeny1 It's the bit where he suddenly goes, "Now listen..." that killed me. About 51s in.

[bonglicker1]

lolol

[ScreamoLovesEmos]

I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS. KID.♥

[en10]

LOLOLOL

THE DUDE IN THE BACK AT 0:07 IS HOLDING THE DVD COVER FOR LORD OF THE RINGS RETURN OF THE KING!!! ;D OMG!

[AAV47]

@en10 Observant! :)

[mamamelzz]

wow oh my gosh, :/

[thepitbulllover2596]

haha dont fuck with those little iraqi kids haha

[MattsMisc]

Thats the same exact bayonet that came with my wasr10. love texas gun shows. only $430 come at me bros

[Tippet76]

@MattsMisc Western Pakistan 25 dollars. Mogadishu 80 dollars texass 430 dollars, massachusetts 5 houses and

[theMAXIMUMmattALT]

Stupid little kid we fight for his little stupid a** just so he can tell us to suck his d*ck. I would have used his a** to wipe up the floor.

[mehrdadofsky]

@theMAXIMUMmattALT <----------woww this guy..

[longpchau]

@theMAXIMUMmattALT

You sir are an Idiot... Ignorance is a bliss..

[xainpk]

@theMAXIMUMmattALT LOL his douchebag comment was to u, u stupid faggot ! We ain't fighting for him nigga, we fighting for oil ! 

[irvinreal11]

sad.... just sad

[RileyTheCharmedOnes]

Oh my god, what they've teaching those kid???

[Theuser239]

Haha Jewish arabs  ha

[fossilshale]

@Theuser239 why laugh, there were jewish arabs in mecca in the time of mohammed, of course they were terminated, there were christian arab kingdoms like ghassanid, lakhmid, now we can see christian arabs mainly in palestine, jordan, syria, in iraq, there is a considerable assyrian christian population.

[TheSovietProductions]

@fossilshale Christian arab ( i am arab and Christian) have no part in the war....its the extremeists who HAPPEN to be islamic lol, the Chirstian arabs are just like americans but speak a different lanuage. i live in america and fucking love it.

[antizionfighter]

@TheSovietProductions Fuck you asshole , why do you talk like a Swed, you still a fucking ugly Sandnigger as the Ameritrash call you. Do you think by putting a fucking neck less with a huge cross on it to differ from the rest of the crowd will help ? HAHAHAH Asshole Iraqi trash. When Saddam was alive you use to praise him day and night and now denying your background. Fuck you .

[TheSovietProductions]

@antizionfighter What the fuck im not starting a fight. Im Jordanian and not Iraq. I was born in america. Sadam is my enemy. I love god untill i die. I am a peace full Christian who speaks fluent English no accent. I talk like this cause this is how i type. If you were to talk to me you would say. WOW this guy is soo nice. BUT I AM NOT A TERRORIST. m,y cousin is a marine and my father is a veteran. Dont say Fuck you. I think you too would be a geat person to talk to. --Your comrade

[Theuser239]

@fossilshale ow i didnt know that humm it not really funny any more

[EpicRush12]

Damn...If i got a dollar for everytime I said ''suck my dick douche bag''.....hmm lets add tha-...Id be richer than bill fucking gates :D

[PalestineATW]

Reminds me of the kid off of hurt locker 0.o

[mager258987]

@PalestineATW Beckham XD Hope this kid didn't get C4 planted in his body though...

[rob89234]

@Mehrdad4mw2 praise no one but Allah.and jesus was a prophet not gods son.. so it would be pointless and kind of stupid... maybe you should do your homework. and you shouldnt call people a douche its mean. have a nice day

[rob89234]

@Mehrdad4mw2 praise no one but Allah.and jesus was a prophet not gods son.. so it would be pointless.. maybe you should do your homework. and you shouldnt call people a douche its mean. and also a simplton saying. but that sums you up . have a nice day

[rob89234]

@Mehrdad4mw2 Well done. except they dont but nice try. i supose they can,mostly the western ones that probaly want presants but generaly they dont. and this kid defernetly wont. so yes,you may take your douche comment and go fuck yourself :) i hav many muslim friends and none celibrate christmas

[Forevirknight]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[thekidofcha0s]

Yes!

[Charsept]

this is somehow really adorable

ps - wish i could get an AK bayonet for a dollar haha

[phoenix7719]

lol bull shit friken funny he should have said watch how good i fucking thorw this knife thats why your my bitch XD

[NYtassu]

It's funny when you want to teach your language to somebody, you immediately think of stuff like: Hello, hi, slangs, or swears haha :D

[redefiningsk8ing]

this kid is going places.

[Nonifull]

dewan has 7 projects, you would need to dig inside.

[RimjobFanClub]

What a stud.

[sabil1998]

Aww that's nice of the soldiers. The only good thing the Americans have actually done.

[ih8tu100]

@sabil1998 other than helping to contribute to the invention of the computer that you're on now? stop bashing the United States....one of, if not THE best country in the world. USA!

[TwiztedAnimator]

@ih8tu100 The USA used to be the best, now our Government is doing everything it can to prevent more prosperity. A majority of the people in the USA still feel the American Spirit, because we're American, but our Government doesn't like us. They call us Terrorists for wanting less taxes and debt, better education and less wars.

[ih8tu100]

@TwiztedAnimator this isn't the first time in American history somebody has had your point of view....think of how the public reacted to things like the Vietnam war. people lost faith in the U.S. like during the depression. yet, we recovered from these things.....are there corrupt politicians? yes. is there room for the United States to improve? yes. BUT, in comparison to what other countries deal with in terms of oppresive governments, etc....the United States is a great country

[TwiztedAnimator]

@ih8tu100 There is no way to compare the Vietnam War or the Great Depression to what is happening today. The US Government has saturated this Country and the People with a debt that can never be repaid. The Corporation of the United States of America is bankrupt and we will be left holding the debt. There will be no recovery this time. What is happening to the USA is intentional, the Government doesn't work for The People, it works for Mega Banks, Mega Corporations and the Military.

[ih8tu100]

@TwiztedAnimator I agree it's a bad situation but the government has always been corrupt....not the first time and not the last time

[a155099]

cutest little fucker ive ever seen....

[5344756]

he's like an iraqi short round haha

[MusicfromtheDave]

That is a badass kid.

[rob89234]

@aliyahrae14 true, but he propaly dosnt know anything about taliban and the afghan cival war, and haw taliban came about. he is just a simpleton who probaly belives american jews or israil jews blew up the twin towers. many people dont have minds of there own, just listen to idiots, know nothing about afghanistan and taliban

[rob89234]

@jackstroff you stupid? explain please. i dont speak simpleton. learn to speak propaly before you call anybodyelse stupid you moron

[Ostnizdasht206]

Young Tony Montana right there

[chris707ful]

@Ostnizdasht206 hahaha

[Ethan098766]

lol your my bitch

[101RandomFilms]

tsk tsk tsk..this is not islam, may allah guide this child...

[Nonifull]

He will be the new generation of Iraq. It will be awesome. Good job soldiers !

[insertnamehereKJK]

@Nonifull Wh-, I don't even...

[Nonifull]

@insertnamehereKJK Interactions like this is a part of desensitization. It's ok to talk shit, laugh and cut up with a foreigner and not likely to see him an uptight Islamic radical Muslim.

The dollar they gave him was a simple act of generosity that can make all the difference in his life. This dollar might mean his family has a meal on the table for that night. He will always remember those guys with a smile on his face. It takes a generation to make a change and he will be one of them.

[insertnamehereKJK]

@Nonifull Not only will he remember this good deed, but he will remember who dropped bombs from the sky on his friend's and family's houses. The reason he is even in an environment to turn into a radical Muslim ( unlike in the secular old Iraq) is because of his country's destroyed infrastructure AND because his family might not be able to put food on the table every day. All provided by the US military- "Ooh rah!" Unless you still believe this illegal war is justifiable, LOL!

[Nonifull]

@insertnamehereKJK You mean like the starving little nazi kids do these days ? It's useless to argue with someone hellbent on doing anything constructive in life. Voicing vitriolic crticism is not going to influence what I know. If you only knew what I knew.

[insertnamehereKJK]

@Nonifull What are you talking about? The destruction of these people's homes and cities IS providing the environment for radicals. They're being given a reason to hate the USA! How do you not see that? And what do you possibly even know?

[Azeious]

damn this kid speaks some good english lmao

[Tornciti]

at least he got money :D

[Mrjulicaro]

lol i have the same knife wtf

[frbjoernLA]

I hope to God we have real American Soldiers in the US Army also.

[89andyman]

what have we done lol

[iloveoreos15]

LMFAO. That kid is so bad XD

[Sk8terboy617]

haha funny at the end I would say FUCK YOU BUT HAVE A NICE DAY

[emosage123456789]

lmao

[shamatroot]

American Soldier tought him this bad words....so he return it to them

[burgaking]

Shit.. it's like the kid outta Hurt Locker

[jeffonda]

Ok so this is why I think this is funny the kid now thinks that every time he sees Americans he'll get a dollar for saying they are his bitches :D can't wait to see that go wrong

[0salot]

what a cool kid

[110ben111]

i give you 1$

[Warkyle5]

Iraqis the next lime of Donald trumps

[reedjustin71]

i fuckin love iraqi kids!!!!!!!

[c5corvette100]

lmao this kid is pure gangsta

[tommybrannon]

My fav.......mister mister...you want freakie freakie dvd

[100Leea]

Wow this is the only thang u can do with ur free time WOW ur lame

[maymonk]

hahah you my b**ch! hahah

[MasacruRo]

That's waesome :D!!!

[puddingkiller1]

Thats sad how he gets happy for a dollar

[magstrike105]

@puddingkiller1 fail

[detahdomo]

@puddingkiller1 i'd be happy if i got paid to talk shit to people too!

[puddingkiller1]

U a bitch

[lokoneG]

he was playing xbox live

[xxxdieselyyy2]

LOL.

I am VERY sorry if I sound off like Reverend Anus Maximus XVII here but if some kid talked like this in USA or Europe to an adult, we'd be all dissing his parents, bombarding the scene w/ moralist jargon etc etc.

But I'm glad everyone had some fun here!

[xXxJarhead0331xXx]

Hagahah where u get the language? Shut the fuck up!! Hahaha best video by far!

[funnyguy1550]

Haha

[ICrySemperFi]

Lmao

[TehOneKid]

Lol love this kid. Such a shame the adults seem to have no sense of humor and that some are all about hate.

[Avarthas]

@strengthtraining630 best attitude you'll ever see in the world.

[jelloboy1994]

lolololol

[Roughnegg]

funny but I assume that american soldiers taught him that bad language,...

[theosgr8]

sick

[70mach1fastback]

he has a ps3

[70mach1fastback]

kidd name is johaviea



[KurdishBlood01]

" no listen i got cock same donkey for you" hahahahha what a little g

[GozaiFTW]

Funny, cause American youth talks worse.

[JavaSpitLava]

@GozaiFTW but strangely, not as smart

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

selling bayonets? mate you're about 200 years late lol

[arowerlikenoother]

you douchebag ...

Damn this kid is great

[RonKelley95]

Hahaa how could anyone dislike this vid? Its great!

[P3REZ12345]

yeah i am the 1000 person to like this 

[adamevanzapata]

the boy is selling knives used to kill his own people 

[aliyahrae14]

@UFOFrenzy thats not cool man not every single US miltary man/woman is a war criminal get your facts straight

[Wizbang920]

@aliyahrae14 His name's UFOFrenzy. I'd guess he's into all that conspiracy stuff too. Its best to not take him seriously, or else you'll have a slew of made up shit that he thinks is the truth coming your way.

[xerke]

"that's some bad language"

"shut the fuck up"

xD

[forzadeco]

They aint using US dollars in iraq ..

[rob89234]

you said merry christmas to a muslm lol

[Jackstroff]

@rob89234 you stupid