I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
I don't see what's so good about chuck norris if he was Soooooo good then he would come here and smash my head against my keybordhfaifhiahga;jgaihgipahgalknglandlgvnahdlegna
If Chuck Norris is a god, he would come to my house
and slam my head to the keyboard lañ kfalk jdfv aiuch iañu hiudaht ipureyh iuphadfi h4s46fd44gr65 xboxmarton360 6 days ago 98 Likes At 5 rules to make a chuck norris movie
can anyone check if those 2 people who'd dislikes are still alive?
cyianite 1 day ago
@cyianite They've never been heard of again.
DarthRevak 18 hours ago
I am chuck norris and I approve this message?
I am Ray william Johnson and I approve this message?
OMG........
RzorHLL 2 days ago
thats chuck norris's grandma
albysfdl 1 week ago
0:14 sheldon
Felgrim4 1 week ago
When he hit the camera my nose bled
nachorv07 1 week ago
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I'm absolutely fed up with all this nonsensical bullcrap about Chuck Norris! He's not superhuman, he's just a man who happens to be fairly good at martial arts. He can't perform miracles you know.
If Chuck Norris is all that, then may he reach across the internet and start smashing my face against my keybaordsqaDJIA qI0TW2008W20Q23 [q kfq[ q 9UR U9Q9UUT9ZJHHjJjjjfwf kwqk9R3U32Q]]F]EFGLSL [W[ T3WT 4W3 -A-
seconddeath41 1 week ago
if he's so bad ass why did he lose to bruce lee
bigdaddydudely2002 2 weeks ago
"Chuck Norris sucks. efhituyjgyj yjhmf fw uoioi°.905 6r5. sefie fes" (keyboard head smashing)
Timmy last words.
hakerqx 2 weeks ago
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!! I just came
Anonym0usmx 3 weeks ago
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- When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
- Ron Paul’s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
- Ron Paul doesn’t go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.
- Ron Paul doesn’t act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
SilverNowPeople 3 weeks ago
Please Mr. Norris, run for 2016!!!!
MejoradaDj 1 month ago
she's a blue-gar.
i made that up guys, just now debuting it.
taffysaur 1 month ago
Chuck Norris makes voting sound awesome and milk is also known as Chuck Norris Messiah Juice
ThunderEagle115 1 month ago
JAJJJAJAJJAJA LOL
TIAR6969 1 month ago
that chuck norris keyboard comment getting played the fuck outttt
shino56 1 month ago 2
finaly a realistic chuck norris commercial.
oh and my head hurts, he punched right at me and it came out through the screen and hit me in face.
TheEXpothead 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
loveyogirl25 1 month ago
1:24 vulcan death grip
MegaSpock78 1 month ago
Badass grandma lol
DemonPistol 1 month ago 13
chuck norris sucksdåasopjfiojebørmcuobf 29+3tWEJIRVNJJKODW WOIPKRJN EGkøjgb erilvhn wu2ilsønpdirouth8924nbn po@rl2fopj2 08wuo ibp høkwrt ,j.kfuj39cmu poø .... never mind
TheRoyalGeek 2 months ago
With a touch, Chuck Norris can make you sleep. STANDING UP!
kookakfrog 2 months ago
Godzilla is Chuck Norris's finger puppet.
benniebenbenny 2 months ago
man chuck is fucking 70 i think age is afraid to touch him
swedishbutcher 2 months ago
do you think CHUCK NORRIS can beat GODZILLA???
xXCAZXDXx 2 months ago
@xXCAZXDXx why would he hurt his pet lizard?
ACABg9 2 months ago
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I'm gonna vote for Ron Paul
Gright 2 months ago
I don't see what's so good about chuck norris if he was Soooooo good then he would come here and smash my head against my keybordhfaifhiahga;jgaihgipahgalknglandlgvnahdlegna
DaGajaFly1 2 months ago 62
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@DaGajaFly1 Epic Fail!!
Oh cmon guys !
If Chuck Norris is a god, he would come to my house
and slam my head to the keyboard lañ kfalk jdfv aiuch iañu hiudaht ipureyh iuphadfi h4s46fd44gr65 xboxmarton360 6 days ago 98 Likes At 5 rules to make a chuck norris movie
TheVisionsView 2 months ago
@DaGajaFly1 best comment EVAAA
evilchimp69 2 months ago
@DaGajaFly1
You funny bastard.
bublacok 2 months ago
@DaGajaFly1 dont fuck with chuck. your keyboard is now lodged in your brain
DingotvHD 2 weeks ago
@DaGajaFly1 Thats the best fact xdddddd:C:DD:D
NONOBAKACI 1 week ago
ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL A MAN A THEN BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE
zZJKProductionZz 2 months ago
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Chuck Norris is sooo gayyy
moeali777 2 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS ARE RIGHT THE US GOVERMENT IS out of control!
xXxKINGLJxXx 3 months ago
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Im chuck norris and im an IDIOT!
jtozuna 3 months ago