The Womb

[SkergeX]

Pressing 1 makes me moist.

[RitaPortugirl]

oh hai Mark

[MultitudeofRandom]

I REGRET NOTHING

[ZPM7]

David Lynch, eat your heart out.

[mineinfinity]

im scarred for life. . .

[1238688580305]

China baby??

[xyloman321]

im so wet right now

[joshuare5768]

I laughed so hard I woke my wife up.

[breimeris]

To the guy who writes descriptions:

Write a book. I'd fucking buy it without a blink.

[hazzabananza]

IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOUR THE EGG-SPERM-T MARK!

[MrVulgaris]

@hazzabananza ..............................­.Wow

[The11thEvilEx]

Oh hai Mark. (Sorry Greg, you'll never escape from "The Room.")

[onemanarmy675]

Wait a second. Is that baby holding... a condom? o.e

[onemanarmy675]

@onemanarmy675 Nevermind, that's his shoulder



[Doominatorx6]

Hopefully she'll make it to the hospital on guerrero street.

[Avedisk4792]

wtf did i just watch...?

[royisalive]

lol keep pressing 2

[Andriykobin]

There was no baby. I just told him that to make it interesting.

[sweet58441]

I DONT GET IT? whats the point of this?

[Joppop101]

@sweet58441 potatoes that is all

[Ihearthotmums369]

pressing 2 over and over again equals MEGA PEE lol

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@Ihearthotmums369 thats not pee dumbass

[Ihearthotmums369]

@ashurathesadxhacker no its not pee but it seems like it lol

[Shoes742]

"So long..giant baby"

Water story mark!

[Magitroll]

@Shoes742

Yes! YEEES! I thought the exact same thing!

[TheAquamanTom]

That sidewalk is wet...

[DansMultiMedia]

all of thier films are 8 seconds

[pokelord99]

@DansMultiMedia The films themselves are 5 seconds. The intro doesn't count.

[littlemissjackson1]

@DansMultiMedia The films themselves are 5 seconds. The intro doesn't count.

[Markyparky56]

I think they used a water balloon.

[hectorsandberg]

FOR GOD´s SAKE DONT HOLD 10!!!

[demon515]

I used to know this girl she had a dozen guys, one of them got her so pregnant she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero street.

[intheshitter]

thats fucked up lol

[Nerwik]

china baby ?

[Jessdmann]

@Nerwik giant baby.... idiot

[soadpwnsyou]

@Nerwik

Giant baby, you fucking deaf idiot.

[Nerwik]

@soadpwnsyou

enjoying acting like a dick ? no need to offend me.

[nikkilak]

That looked like Micheal Swaim in a bald wig.

[walkertexasranger33]

whos that actor as the baby?

[Dissruptance]

If they had one of the girls get naked everybody would point it out.

Just saying.

[tinusproducions]

my eyes D;

[Darkassason]

MOST DISTURBING 5 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.

[pastaofdoom]

@annacarolinetaylor The video is 8 seconds, but the footage is 5 seconds

[StanleyBradshaw]

Was That... Dan Meth?

[thelonewings]

why do i keep watching this?



[RebirthofSeph]

If only the giant baby said "Oh bye Mark"

[Everyman1337]

@RebirthofSeph i c wut u did thar... =3

[Hamhaxx]

Fucking Mark from The Room.

[ResidentZombie0000]

ok that was creepy

[themightyjoseph]

Ow look, its Mark. Ow hi Mark. Hows your sex life?

[Newsflesh]

I love these videos. It takes me longer to read the description that to watch the video

[Liberator130]

"Where everybody knows your name..."

[montymontgomeri]

...huh....

[webethezombie]

The vinyl condom broke. EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Debsnipe]

Who else saw that that the girl have big BOOBS !!!

[CalmBluFire]

Don't forget to use protection! :D

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Oh hi Mark!

[overlordhusal]

the umbilical cord is connected to his penis XD

[guga2artes]

HOLD 2 xD

[flashmate99]

press 1

[yesminusno]

@flashmate99 press 2

[flashmate99]

@yesminusno no just press one. this is not a dayting hotline.

[TonyTony160]

Special screening of "The Room" in August 20, 2011 at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City; Greg Sestero and Tommy Wiseau will attend this special screening of "The Room." Go to "The Room Movie" website to check other screenings of "The Room."

[OhHeyItsMeOHenry]

How exactly did they film this

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@OhHeyItsMeOHenry Inside of a woman's womb, dumbass! What do you think they used, video editing?

:P

[dumbzebra]

@OhHeyItsMeOHenry For the baby moving away: They sat a nakedman infront of a blue screen,tilted the camerea 90 degrees and moved it away. YOu can't tell if the baby or the camerea is moving.

[cianciovideo]

@dumbzebra sorry but you're every assumption is wrong. Green screen, camera level, and movement in after effects.

[grazenificationful]

I just remember Greg Sestero in The Room.

[sonsofloki40k]

Don't ask for a White Russian.

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

that baby could kick your baby's ass!

[broadsword530]

Press 1 to.... um... nvm.

[TakeBackTheWorld]

@broadsword530

Already been done. Stop recycling jokes.

[chopsticks]

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

[FilmFTW1]

Oh hi, Mark! (?)

[aljundis]

more like "The Room"

haha... ha...

[abergamo32]

I'm so glad Greg Sestero and Patton Oswalt have started to become more regular... they are amazing.

[mordsinnex]

@abergamo32 Not as amazing as Brian. :P

[silencer96]

I think i see what you did there, you Ugly Americans.

[GoreTorn16]

WATER BALLOONS!

[GNoodle]

Look at all that water on the sidewalk, I wonder how many takes that shot took? :)

[jakeorjakob]

@GNoodle I wonder if they made her do that scene over and over again just to fuck with her xD

[HamSandwich09]

@GNoodle One, her water broke for 60 full seconds.

[friginator]

This is playing over and over again in David Lynch's head nonstop.

[Beardwhip]

She just popped a water balloon under her skirt. Seriously.

[Derviii]

WTF did i just watch

[SkatetoAmaze]

That "bye" was creepy as hell lol

[SoylentBacon]

Poor little desk man thinks that baby is actually giant.

[carsismeZ06]

Closing time...time for you to go out, go out into the world.

[Rathalos300]

OHAI MARK

[iambunnymo]

don't get it? try reading the description box.

[TheGameGuy31]

@iambunnymo Ironically, they don't clear things up that much.

[Dza9000]

I have no idea what I just saw.....but it was funny.

[SteveOTheMan16]

press "3" in certain ways to get giant baby remix :3

[Chinaman96792]

What? o.O

[NoobFLProducer]

Yea, you can clearly see the fucking water Bag !!! what happened to you man, you sold out didn't you

[ThePhiflip]

?? i dont get it :D:D

[magicalmysteryollie]

OMG It's Greg Sestero YAY

Oh bye Mark

[MrProgrock]

Oh bye Mark!

[XxPseudonimoxX]

Creepy S.

[biglolz]

Press 3, 4 or 5 for the same scene...

[BlurbFish]

The umbilical cord seems to be attached to the baby's thigh.

Interesting.

[Xxslipknotguy13xX]

lol i watching this at the hospital while my mom is giving birth. WIN!

[Kidzilla99]

I see Mark is moving on to bigger and better things. Heh, what a story.

[kenseisato1989]

thats a hot squirt right there!

[OurenV2]

1.

[SuperDrunkMoose]

Press 1 for squirt and orgasm

[Longiieee]

DONT HOLD 1

[Amjust002]

@Longiieee ...I held 1....

[lordician]

Holy what did i just watch?

[Turkish42]

the fuck i just watch?

[jonnois]

lol, wtf

[JR120489]

Keep pressing 3 if you want to traumatize a loved one

[MrCrowdsurfer]

HE GOT HIM TO THE GREEK

[Doomy23]

Damn it 5 Second Films do something about the freezing problem your videos always cause. God I hate you people.

[LukaszLKW]

WHY YOUR VIDEOS ARE FREEZING MY COMPUTER IN THE END?!?!?!

[Turkish42]

@LukaszLKW cus your pc sucks.

[Anonyymi987]

Umbilical cord looks like bacon!

[yas091]

Only one drink at the bar?!

[fingrid]

LOL @ human fountain.

[MHTino23]

... i think theyre running out of ideas...

[teuast]

Was that Jonathan Coulton?! :O

[xjrlol]

ahahahahah



[ThaMysteryMask]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Rusty511]

The first two seconds of this was very easy to masterbate to. The last 3 seconds were moderate/slightly challenging.

[mehranagg]

Oh hai mark

[GreenRain5]

milf.

[thegreatSheldon]

She definitely had breast cancer



[MastaDRD]

That is one manly-ass baby.

[fawnfromdown]

this was confusing AND it froze my browser

[SheriffOfaloaf]

what

[sum1sfriend]

if only...

[FrankTheGaintBunny]

The info says "Closing time is always a sad time down at The Womb. But really, it's always sad in there, what with the barkeep being so lonely and the music just a steady diet of fuzzy-sounding Mozart." but I expected it to say something about the bar keeps only other company being dickheads.

[jbear0000]

I don't get what the guy behind the counter was supposed to be.

[quaxk]

wtf

[Apocol0id]

Judging by that long, long trail of water, her water's been breaking at full force for like 30 minutes.

[jeohuinG]

and this, kids, is why you don't vroom vroom

[RadGH]

Thats gross.

[DyingDaysRecordings]

HOW COME AFTER EVERY FUCKING TIME I WATCH 5 SECOND FUCKING FILMS MY COMPUTER FREEZES FOR A SHORT TIME! IT PISSES ME OFF!

[BPhoenixProductions]

@DyingDaysRecordings

because youtube sucks

[Frohstaruus]

@DyingDaysRecordings Get adblock plus.

[Apocol0id]

@DyingDaysRecordings The videos have ads, but the videos are so short, the ads dont have time to pop up. Then it freezes the browser.

[DyingDaysRecordings]

@Apocol0id That makes sense. Tank you.

[Dasyati]

Those two are living the dream... they got to be inside Olivia.

[infrafan]

That was pure vodka that poured from her womb.

[marioluigidean]

All these videos crash when they're done.

[Spankinmike]

These are getting progressively less funny. I haven't so much as cracked a smile since the planking video.

[DarthBNR09]

and that kids, is how "alcoholics" are born...

[wilen13]

why does 5secondfilms makes my webbrowser(google chrome) lag?

[motorhead522]

Sadly the baby somehow once again ended up in Brian's mouth....

[buangnamon]

so long "what!" baby?

[fd13128]

@buangnamon giant

[Abbytater]

@buangnamon Giant baby.

[gravywpg]

PRESS 1 FOR FEMALE EJACULATION

[Linkfirexs]

hey i think you wet yourself XD

[MyReggieBody]

HAHA, what a story mark

[Rookiewill]

Push 6 for Giant Baby

[Mrflammableduck]

The baby is coming out the wrong way :(

[runeboyz7]

whoever inpregnated that fine ass is a lucky bastard

[VivaPrimorye]

прикольно, ребята из 5secondfilms молодцы!

[stgm]

Know what I love about 5SF? I was a weeks worth of videos behind a two minutes ago.

[ImBackLikeHerpes]

...There is a water trail behind her. I don't you can hold your water breaking in like you have to pee.

[anandien70]

repeatedly press 2!

[tikiman77]

The guys at 5secondfilms love making Olivia pregnant.

[DontEatTheReaper]

@tikiman77 And then really screwing her babies up.

[xPaelKeizahx]

not as good as the other videos :/

[ChRiSiMoN]

LMAO the water hahaha

[Abbytater]

Thank god Greg Sestero retained his monotone for 5 Second Films!

[Lazykyosuke]

Meh.. thats M-E-H

[marmarinabox]

At least it's not coming out of Brian's mouth...

[josephforpresident]

Press 1 for .... I don't know why you'd want to do that.... don't.

[toomanypuppies]

@josephforpresident I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Axelman813]

@josephforpresident i don't know why, but pressing one is giving me a boner.

[iamthechanceman]

@josephforpresident also 2

[norandomnumbers]

When he said "giant baby" I totally cracked up... wasn't expecting that. (Well I wasn't actually expecting anything from this video, they are all so random but I think you know what I mean)