Lil Wayne's Funniest Punchlines!

[lisamoa1000]

Omg.. sad to say i just found subbed you... But you are sooooo funny and relevant!! Saw one video and i was hooked!! ^_^

[mosesjrobinson]

What... a cutie. haha



[FrozenSolid420]

Well, you see, Polar bears have black skin and white fur. :3 Love this vid and loooove youuuu

[starrs234]

What lil wayne says when he's sick.. > Got 10 bedrooms i can sleep all day.. ;o

[breekwhal]

I'm loving the no shave ;)

[lkmaya]

lmao he also has a line that goes like "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna." IT BLEW MY MIND. btw i jsut discovered u from tumblr so im checking out your videos, theyre so funny! definitely showing them to my friends xD

[ryanbabeldirkkuyt]

his lyrics don't have to have some meaning, it's mostly about word play. and that's what I love about Wayne <3 he da man :)

[karmsmith79]

the glaucoma thing: he doesnt snitch, "he got me iching n scraching" he cant get her out of his system, "yea im a bear": he can be in the forest or the snow to survive ... basically sayn hes seasoned, "got 10 bathrooms" says he can handle nebody like hes the shit, "they cant stop me" sayn if hes trapped hes gonna go out swinging, "eat her til she cry" make her sprung n coming back for more but ur video is good

[jeanjelly1989]

OMG you had me laughing so hard....

[Shreako]

"I just fucked an avatar, now i have a blue dick"

[randomcreeperlavsyou]

So you're saying that you struck a boy with your firearm so hard, that you permanently impaired his eyes? Good Lord. xD

[misskatelyn33]

you look good in purple! cutie!!!

[rocroyalsmrsright688]

Aha, this was soo funni, I was dying. I don't have any punchlines, but those were funni. Aha

[Mssweetiepie219]

lolol dis vid iz tooo funni! (huge fan) :D 1 of lil wayne linez i love doh witch iz very disturbing iz "no ceilings mutha fucker gd morning dick in yuh mouth wile yuh yawning! lol xD

[ShatteredElement1]

Lil waynes punchlines suck.... and he doesn't even write his own lyrics anyways... lol

[peaceizzy98]

you remind me of michael cera from Super

ur vidz r soooo funny ;))

[JJChronicals]

dude you talk really fast were you born that way or do u practice, have you ever thought about doing an auction

[moobs3234]

"gettn' money to kill time, dead clocks"

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

You know, when you do a "backwards" peace sign, thats the same thing as flipping the bird. But the English do it. I don't know why. The English are weird...

[Meghan995]

Faark you're funny! :)

[Stealthgirl256]

my right ear is lonely...

[Neoblasticify]

" i wanna fuck every girl in the world "

[lawrencesmithyo]

lil wanye made 3 accounts to dis like this

[CHILD1OF9BEAUTY]

1:27 <<< restart button xD

[muffintits00]

actually polar bears are black, but the tips of their fur is white. google it lol

[Miteour17]

Young Money?

[wilsontech1]

Laughed so hard at this; love your commentary.

[JoinTheTakeOver]

LOL

[moobs3234]

"gettin money to kill time, dead clocks"

[WestsideProductionz]

@sarawashere4ev lmao omg why did you look at my first video xD sooo bad :P but thanks! :)

[ATVcrazzyGirl55]

i deffiantly just lol'd XD

~Em[ily]

[GedUK]

Mono sound for some reason, just the left side. Good vid though, even though I don't know who Lil Wayne is #outoftouch

[WestsideProductionz]

@GedUK Yea I noticed :S Idk why that happened :/ I didn't do anything differently sooo, weird :/ And thanks! Haha get with the times :P

[cheertasticalCHICA]

Lmfao

[NothingSpecialx9]

nooo u shaved xD

two number ones xD

I dont think i've heard any songs from lil wayne O_o

[WestsideProductionz]

@NothingSpecialx9 I"m sorry! Haha xD Look him uppp :P

[domofly]

Lmaoo

[redblackndwhite]

LMAO Ur videos are too funnehh!!

[WestsideProductionz]

@redblackndwhite Aw thank youu hehe :P

[chynnaleilani]

well technically alex, polar bears actually have black skin and white hair, he almost got it. haha :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@chynnaleilani Haha so I've heard xD (after posting this :P)

[shootasmile]

i have a black and white polar bear...

awk.

[WestsideProductionz]

@shootasmile Oooo awk indeed :$

[Koryover9000]

Epic shaving sound effect

[WestsideProductionz]

@Koryover9000 Thanks! :~)

[marvie1999]

0_0 no offence dude but i hadn't really notice the sexistache... my bad sorry ^_^

teehee :P

[WestsideProductionz]

@marvie1999 it wasn't xD

[Voldey]

You had a sexy stache goin there. I'm gonna miss it ): RIP alex stache oct 30/11 - nov 15/11

[WestsideProductionz]

@Voldey :'( R.I.P man

[zZ3l3m3ntZz]

They can't stop me even if they stopped me- even if they "catch" he'll still be able to break out, do whatever. In other words he's unstoppable

[SpeakSSllooww]

You make me SICK.

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN YOU REFUSED TO SHAVE YOUR MEXICANSTACHE!!!

TRAITOR!

[WestsideProductionz]

@SpeakSSllooww NOOOO :( That's because I had never shaved before last summer... DAMMIT JESSICA LOVE ME AGAIN.

[ArielHeartsYou]

i love how when you said #2 it still showed up at the bottom as #1 again. haha love you(:

[WestsideProductionz]

@ArielHeartsYou Hehe <3 :) xD

[arsenalboy4ever]

LOL GREAT VIDEO

[WestsideProductionz]

@arsenalboy4ever THANKS MAN :P

[waterfariy1]

there are No words to describe Just how Awesome you Are!!! -^_^-

[WestsideProductionz]

@waterfariy1 Hehe no words? :o Thanks :) <3

[46possum]

Hve I told you your awesome................

[WestsideProductionz]

@46possum Possibly :3 hehe

[46possum]

@WestsideProductionz I mean it! <3333333 Write me bck dear!

[WestsideProductionz]

@46possum <33333333

[RudelipS9119]

nooooooooooo :( the stash lol

[WestsideProductionz]

@RudelipS9119 Haha i'm sorrry! xD

[RudelipS9119]

@RudelipS9119 bleeh its cool lol

[MrBeetzz]

"i think F stands for middle school" xD i love your videos bro

[WestsideProductionz]

@MrBeetzz Hehe thanks bro! Appreciate it :D

[LAURAbrap]

wayne is DEEP.

[WestsideProductionz]

@LAURAbrap No goes as hard as you on those tracks, Laura.

[LAURAbrap]

@WestsideProductionz oh you know it Alex ;D I spit beats like a pro.

[WestsideProductionz]

@LAURAbrap mad beetz~

[Susan94x]

I love Lil Wayne but I was laughing through this whole thing!!

good job :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@Susan94x Haha success! ^_^ <3

[godeau12]

Your videos are so well edited!!!!!

[WestsideProductionz]

@godeau12 Aw thank you!! I spend a lot of time on um :)

[InsideLimeTV]

This was a FANTASTIC VIDEO. You are FANTASTIC.

[WestsideProductionz]

@InsideLimeTV Haha THANKS AUSTIN! You are FANTASTIC as well. :D

[skatazxx]

He said tht cuz polar bear's skin is black. Idk or care why, just sayn :P fun fact

[WestsideProductionz]

@skatazxx Lulz oh waynee :P

[luxuriouscinder]

Oh my god, will you marry me?

[WestsideProductionz]

@luxuriouscinder Okieee <3 Deal ^.^

[luxuriouscinder]

@WestsideProductionz Wooo hoo! ^~^

[WestsideProductionz]

@luxuriouscinder ^--^

[LOkEY0885]

I was laughing tell I started to cry, def da polar bear line, great job funny as fuck.

[WestsideProductionz]

@LOkEY0885 Aw haha thank youuu :))

[ellieloba17]

nooooooo sexy bearded alex is gone!!!!ohh but wait ..non hairy alex is here!!ummmm..........yum

[WestsideProductionz]

@ellieloba17 Haha :3 I only shaved my mustache xD Beards still there :)

[l0gically]

You get extra points for the pink razor and the purple shirt. :D

Those lines sound like someone desperate to find words to take up space. lol.

[WestsideProductionz]

@l0gically Would it be weird if I said that's my actual razor... xD Haha

[knowahsark]

"Got ten bathrooms, I can shit all day."

HAHAHAHAHA I must have missed that one, wow.

[WestsideProductionz]

@knowahsark Haha I was laughing so hard finding these xD

[mysticpeanutbutter]

for the second punchline you put #1 again :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@mysticpeanutbutter Haha yeah I noticed :P I was a little tired when editing this today xD woopss

[PurpleDust1]

Hi, Im your number one stalker

p.s. Grow a mustache..... and ill love you forever

[WestsideProductionz]

@PurpleDust1 Hiii, well that's good to know and haha I CAN'TTT I look awful with one xD <3

[3873236]

Hope you Enjoyed Miami !

[WestsideProductionz]

@3873236 Haha that was like a month ago xD but i did! :)

[SailorPerson]

why do u guys complain over a little tiny mustache? its MOVEMBER u need that mustache I would grow one but 1): I'm a girl and 2): that would be socially awkward...

[WestsideProductionz]

@SailorPerson Aha that would be socially awkward and I just don't likke mustachess xD

[lauranjo]

You last shaved on my birthday. True story.

[WestsideProductionz]

@lauranjo DESTINY. 

[MasterChefChop]

did this guy really not understand "eat her till she cries" ?

[WestsideProductionz]

@MasterChefChop No I did understand what he meant xD I just found that line sketchy xD

[kelz412]

what camera do u use? random question....

[WestsideProductionz]

@kelz412 hehe a canon t2i :P

[Stormriver155]

I don't know how to relate to this Mr Little Wayne Chap. He seems like a very decent young man who looks at life though a telescope that being covered up by the hate of the falling sun that beats his life with the mind of a falling child crying in the snow. Deep man, Deep...... Like a polar bear.

[WestsideProductionz]

@Stormriver155 That was beautiful :')

[ANNOYINGCANADIAN]

Lil wayne is just a all a round crazy dude =P

[WestsideProductionz]

@ANNOYINGCANADIAN Na he's a bausss xD

[ANNOYINGCANADIAN]

@WestsideProductionz I meant funny crazy xD

[WestsideProductionz]

@ANNOYINGCANADIAN Yeah, man I'm just jkin' xD

[asialeebieber]

lmfao i love the shaving sound affect xD

[WestsideProductionz]

@asialeebieber Hehe u nooo ;D

[asialeebieber]

@WestsideProductionz haha aw ur comment was cute xD

[WestsideProductionz]

@asialeebieber Aw thanks xD I try :P

[asialeebieber]

@asialeebieber dont need to according to ur vids :)

[nikki8889991122]

So my last name is Murphy,and I had this one substitute at school,and I swear they couldn't pronounce my last name correctly because of the 'ph'.I was just thinking 'I could've sworn we all learned phonics back in the old days...'

[WestsideProductionz]

@nikki8889991122 Ahahaa I'm sorry, that must've gottt pretty annoying xD Most people from youtube can't pronounce my last name anyway :P

[nikki8889991122]

@WestsideProductionz Aww,I'm sorry to hear that.I do hope that there will come a day when your name shall be mispronounced no more!

[WestsideProductionz]

@nikki8889991122 Ha, mee too my friend. Meee tooo.

[AmazeMJ]

shaving sound effect lol.

[WestsideProductionz]

@AmazeMJ Keepin' it real for da boyz back home ;D

[foofoobearx3]

There was this one song where he rhymed "the" with "adidas" or something... yeah I don't know.

[WestsideProductionz]

@foofoobearx3 Lyrical genius x3

[thelilbradders]

pink razor ... nice ;)

[WestsideProductionz]

@thelilbradders Haha welll, I like to keep it classy like that ;)

[XXLUVMYD23XX]

pandas actually have black and white skin.. the hair is completely clear:)

[WestsideProductionz]

@XXLUVMYD23XX Trippy facts, yo xD Did not know that :)

[awsomelyrandom24]

i love you SO much lol your so funny <3

[WestsideProductionz]

@awsomelyrandom24 Hehe why thank you :) <3

[plzmarrymejeydonily2]

fenomenal

[WestsideProductionz]

@plzmarrymejeydonily2 oh yea exactly :P

[imacutie02]

LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

[WestsideProductionz]

@imacutie02 :D :D xD

[RichmondBoy2]

This was funny to me bcuz I hat lil wayne but great and funny vid as usual

[WestsideProductionz]

@RichmondBoy2 Oh nooo why on earth would you HAT lil wayne :o lulz thanks ;D

[RichmondBoy2]

@RichmondBoy2 I have not liked a song of his till 2007(lollipop) though I do like always strapped

[WestsideProductionz]

@RichmondBoy2 Hehe his new album had some decent songs I think :P

[kiwiroxmysoxoff]

You put #1 twice.. i laughed a little ;) <3

[WestsideProductionz]

@kiwiroxmysoxoff Goshh, an Alex fail moment hehe <3 ;D

[HeyyimPatricia]

By 'no offense' he means "LOL what a dumbass".. well.. that's what I'm thinking..

[WestsideProductionz]

@HeyyimPatricia Haha maybe ;D

[karlabrianna321]

I love you like OMGGGGGGGG <3

[WestsideProductionz]

@karlabrianna321 Hehe I love you too like OMGGGGGGGGGG <3

[MulchnStolz]

I hate Lil Wayne.

[WestsideProductionz]

@MulchnStolz Haha oh noo xD

[MulchnStolz]

@WestsideProductionz Haters goin hate :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@MulchnStolz Potatoes gonna potate :)

[1000jamesm]

what's a player hater? :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@1000jamesm idk my bff jill? :)

[alchlohol]

i hope you know im obsessed with you and think you are the best yewtub3r!!

[WestsideProductionz]

@alchlohol omgomgomgg chlo'sss daa bestestt :3

[kisakye92]

that really was funny

[WestsideProductionz]

@kisakye92 hehe ;D

[Willow050293]

lmao! i love lil wayne but yea some of the lyric just invoke ?????????? all in my head

[WestsideProductionz]

@Willow050293 Oh, weezy xDDD

[Bluberryisme]

Hahaha I love this. I never noticed how funny the stuff he was saying is.

[WestsideProductionz]

@Bluberryisme Haha it's so funny listening to music now :P

[NatalieStuck]

May I rub your beard on mine sir? ;)

[WestsideProductionz]

@NatalieStuck I'd be offended if you didn't ;)

[NatalieStuck]

@WestsideProductionz oh bby we could have beard bbys cuz the condom broke n i yam preggerzzzz and tits yours~~~~

[WestsideProductionz]

@NatalieStuck oh my goshhhh natuhlee dis iz all yur fault yu were spose to be responsible n pillin' D;~~~~

[NatalieStuck]

@WestsideProductionz Im sowie its yours gurl up ke? 

[WestsideProductionz]

@NatalieStuck Okiee only if u helpp~ k

[NatalieStuck]

@WestsideProductionz you get da dapers kay?

[WestsideProductionz]

@NatalieStuck okiee bbyy

[lilcj88]

lol i watch all your vids :D....not in creepy way o.0

[WestsideProductionz]

@lilcj88 Hehe not creepy at all xD :)

[SavyBear96]

“I am the shit/ They just poop stains” From Shawty Lo – They Know (Ft. Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Plies & Lil Wayne)

[WestsideProductionz]

@SavyBear96 lolol gross xD

[WestsideProductionz]

first :~)

[AmericanEagleChica]

@WestsideProductionz You make me smile. :)

[WestsideProductionz]

@AmericanEagleChica Daw thanks, you too :)