@jmyrtle13 ''F**king your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a dinner, and lighting bombs, and drinking tequila, and calling your cock, and karate-****ing the TV, and and sh**ing (something something something) mailman, and die...'' Yeah, that's probably it.
DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE MORE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE MORE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick! Whatcha up to?" Patrick: "Fucking your ass." SpongeBob: "That's really gay! Are you having a good sleep? Any dre-" *Patrick hangs up* SpongeBob: "Well, I gotta get goin' Patrick, got an important ass to fuck!" My favorite part! XD And "Fucking your snail is something not to do at a stoplight!" XD
Okay Spongebob, lets get this straight. Fucking your snail is something you should NEVER do, let alone at a stoplight! Calm down, man. Or sponge. Whatever you prefer.
this essay is gay roflmao
MrYokker 2 days ago
did spongebob said mama luigi at 3:28
swagkids2626 3 days ago
why do i have a boner?
jokerstein627 5 days ago
The best byotifal day to write an ess
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TheSpoofDude 1 week ago
4:34 Best Part
StarFoxFTWGuy3 1 week ago
just skip to 0:35
weegee1415 1 week ago
0:55
That's more like an ugly day
MarkMaster6 1 week ago
When spongebob was speed jogging to school, i heard spongebob say "suck my dick on my dick"
boringstuff0309 1 week ago
thumbs up if you waited 35 secs
TheDraver48 1 week ago 9
What exactly was the purpose of the banana hitting the fish? Better yet, where did it come from!?
ChaoticRyan 1 week ago
you earned my subscribe
Noahhamel 1 week ago
who was dancing in the window?
Noahhamel 1 week ago
wheres the chaiir :/
metal12401 2 weeks ago
@pokemon12899 its not from family guy.
sinozcreation 2 weeks ago
close ur eyes at 2:10 to 2:12
roshshow 2 weeks ago
u shouldve changed the thing with spongebob scooting his chair to that fart song from family guy
pokemon12899 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from VeXler96
The Symptoms for Procrastination
TheAwesome342 2 weeks ago
is that poop al over he's house
latino680 3 weeks ago
close your eyes at 2:35-2:47 for free porno
yummytaco1225 3 weeks ago
1:26 LOL
beybladean45 4 weeks ago
1:37 Burp and Fart Chair
MrAmg128 4 weeks ago
close your eyes at 2:37 to 2:47 lol
MatthewstormC 1 month ago
There's one thing I don't understand... why are all of those fires starting UNDERWATER?!
ReallyRetardedROBLOX 1 month ago
@ReallyRetardedROBLOX Fuck logic
TheGtracer1994 1 month ago
you should have payed "im do ing it" part in slow motion
SoNotDrunk277987 1 month ago
That watermark...
superlegostarwars 1 month ago
Wow, Spongebob must be a good procrastinator if he can't write an essay in over 9,000 minutes.
SpongicX 1 month ago
I would never go outside if I>M> Meen was dancing inftont of fmy house...
Reiki151 1 month ago
*Like, Subscribe, Favorite*
ChocolateStarWars 1 month ago
4:33 LOL
mattwolf233 1 month ago
The knife through Spongebob was epic!
elcheapomagneto 1 month ago
This is ducking g hilatious.
TNTMinister 1 month ago
click here to skip to 0:35
flygon86105 1 month ago
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flygon86105 1 month ago
At 2:00 it should of been "belch belch belch"...(.Y.)
TheDickMole 1 month ago
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pokemad1221 1 month ago
Press 8 for 9000!
TheDreamerAlexis 1 month ago
press 3 NOW
coolcrenidos 1 month ago
1:00 what the fuck?
bluemage100 1 month ago
best...ending...EVAH!
LegoStarAnimations 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
It just gets better and better.
atzoova 1 month ago
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
TheSpoofDude 1 month ago
Haha 4:33 very nice
MQhelper 1 month ago
"Mrs. Cock?"
O_O
MissingnoUploader 1 month ago
that was the most perfect wtf explosion ever
EBB47 1 month ago
mrs cock! XD
TheItechster 1 month ago
0:43-0:47 i never noticed paper and pencil were switched around.
Lulzisback33 2 months ago
This guy's my inspiration
Randomario 2 months ago
funniest thing ever.
weinercat123 2 months ago
0:35
McBoB123451 2 months ago
lov the blood FX at 2:08 and 2:20
spottedsalamander123 2 months ago
mrs cock lol!
SurgicalStrike41 2 months ago
LMFAO! XD
PetShopGirl111 2 months ago
what was with the dancing guy lol
SharkKid42 2 months ago
1:14: Spongebob mocks his essay.
1:15: Spongebob gets stressed out from mocking his essay.
1:27: Spongebob Want's to be in a typical race.
1:38: Spongebob has gas.
1:54: Spongebob sells his soul to satan.
2:09: Spongebob becomes suicidal.
2:58: Spongebob stresses out again resulting in spontaneous combustion.
3:09: Spongebob interupts Patrick's session.
Spongebob is also apparently a drunk mad bomber who likes fucking cats.
Ovechkin8IsGreat 3 months ago
F***ing UR snail is something not to do at a stoplight LMFAOOOO
ZtifazLove 3 months ago
giannt knife kill spongebob and billy mays
superspyspai 3 months ago
not at do stoplight what to a hey this is easy! bob square by pants
lazer5627 3 months ago
mrs.cock xD
Schimmelquark 3 months ago
I think you should've removed the R out of Gary on his bowl
Sonic286Cp 3 months ago in playlist More videos from VeXler96 44
@Sonic286Cp That's what I was thinking when I saw the bowl.
catyeyes87 1 month ago
llol your good at computer editing
lolerblades2000 3 months ago
Sebizzar@ relly! Its just a joke
rdrmaster123 3 months ago
Thumbed down for using "gay" in a negative way.
Sebizzar 3 months ago
0:56 to 1:00 made my day. xD
asdfqwop2342 3 months ago
1:28 spongebob stinks at drving
gtaroblox101 3 months ago
0:56 made my day
asdfqwop2342 4 months ago
a saw king julien holding up a crown
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DakotaSagee 4 months ago
a saw king julien
DakotaSagee 4 months ago
Does ANYONE post videos without altering them???
Jeepyismylove 4 months ago
@Jeepyismylove No, but the "YouTube Poop" in the title should give you a clue about the video.
YoutuJ3eJ3lows 4 months ago
@YoutuJ3eJ3lows
Ah-ha! Because this is a turd worthy of flushing! Got it!
Jeepyismylove 4 months ago
@Jeepyismylove Well if you do not like the royal turd flushing, then GTFO.
YoutuJ3eJ3lows 4 months ago
@YoutuJ3eJ3lows
Lmao :D
Jeepyismylove 4 months ago
at 0:56 you shouldve made it rain outside the window w/ impending tornadoes
BeastlyVoldemort 4 months ago 2
"-And karate f**king the t.v" LMFAO
BriannaBlog 4 months ago
free restart buttom 0:35
supernico374 4 months ago 42
What is Spongebob saying that's funny thru 3:51 - 4:04?
jmyrtle13 4 months ago
@jmyrtle13 ''F**king your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a dinner, and lighting bombs, and drinking tequila, and calling your cock, and karate-****ing the TV, and and sh**ing (something something something) mailman, and die...'' Yeah, that's probably it.
StraightFlame1 4 months ago
what is that video at 0:57 ?
Jack1998blue 4 months ago
and calling youre cock 4:00
222saven 4 months ago
3:25 rofl
JeanMachine17 4 months ago
spongebobwwerawwwe
MyGhostGuy 4 months ago
0:35
supermarvboy 4 months ago
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i like the knife at the end
infernomoo 4 months ago
Mrs? Mrs cock is married?
67woohooman 5 months ago
HA! this essay is gay ohhhh
Sonicfan2meep123 5 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE MORE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
MatasDam 5 months ago
1:25 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2galaxygoomba2 5 months ago
AND KARATE FUCKING THE TV
ciaranrulz10 5 months ago in playlist More videos from VeXler96
@ downrightdude Fuck your life and your face that is not going to happen to anyone so smd...freak!
Multitude1337 5 months ago
i write all my essays on pencil!
fggfggfggfgf 5 months ago
i wan to karatty fuck my tv
jonthefuzz2 5 months ago
3:59 I ment. Sorry.
MrJunkProductions 5 months ago
And calling your COCK! 3:39
MrJunkProductions 5 months ago
The knife worked really well :)
Nagi6675 5 months ago
lol and calling your cock
ixyel952 5 months ago
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downrightdude 5 months ago
press 9 mrs.puff is like saying bombs
SuperNisnis 5 months ago
lol 0:16 !!
anonymstol 5 months ago
lol and not karate f***ing the tv
TheFirehawk22 5 months ago
LMAO the end XDD
JohnnyCee3 5 months ago
Except for that faggy watermark, it was alright.
thefuzz97 5 months ago
at 2:08 so much blood :D
tf2scoutkiller 5 months ago
SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick! Whatcha up to?" Patrick: "Fucking your ass." SpongeBob: "That's really gay! Are you having a good sleep? Any dre-" *Patrick hangs up* SpongeBob: "Well, I gotta get goin' Patrick, got an important ass to fuck!" My favorite part! XD And "Fucking your snail is something not to do at a stoplight!" XD
XxNick32xX 5 months ago
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XxNick32xX 5 months ago
0:57
fucknamenumbers 5 months ago
close your eyes and lsten to 2:32
madisonrocks4eva97 6 months ago 38
hit 3
3sarber 6 months ago in playlist more watch later
◔▽◔ wth robloxsk8dude? it looks like the fail face... xD
Robloxlover222 6 months ago
4:33 dagger tears him in half
undertaker49999 6 months ago
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undertaker49999 6 months ago
@BigEvolutionStory OMG! It is!
undertaker49999 6 months ago
0:56 Wtf is with the guy out the window???
undertaker49999 6 months ago
@undertaker49999 I M MEEN It's a game done with the same animation of Zelda and Mario CDI
Gtyyler 6 months ago
realy good
AffectiveBLAZE 6 months ago
funnyest youtube poop video
TheGodzillaDan 6 months ago
The creation of this S. xD
RedSkullproductions3 6 months ago
hahahaha
mikegtafan 6 months ago
xD 4:33
TheAlmostChosenOne 6 months ago
Epic win dude
drugssuck102 6 months ago
Thumbs up if u saw/see Meen at 0:58!
HOPEKMEYER19 6 months ago
lol 1:45 is the best part
44stojan 6 months ago
O mÿyÿÿÿ.......
fly4alex 6 months ago
skip to 0:35
pingualex100 6 months ago
Close your eyes: 2:38-2:49
nicoforto 6 months ago
lol 4:35
MasterLman 6 months ago
Gets funny near the end (lol)
Vievin91 6 months ago
You grow...WHOA!
Snivy100 6 months ago in playlist Youtube poops
LOL Spongebob has dyslexia!
I fucking love the ending!!!
mnkyboy214 6 months ago
Calling your cock and karate fucking your tv..... WHO SAYS THAT!!!! lol
OPSxSNIPER 6 months ago
like what i said all your videos are funny
NAIMSALIM 6 months ago
2:05 That was amazing
ChaosUnown 6 months ago
Lol mrs cock XD
FashionDogz100 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw King Julien at 2:35
BigEvolutionStory 6 months ago 74
@BigEvolutionStory omg lolz!
CandyCanekitten12 5 months ago
best ending ever
starfoxnerd88 6 months ago
The ending was very clever!
MMDAMV 6 months ago
2:36-2:47 =orgy
countsnipula 6 months ago
this essay is gay
GilliamGamingTalk 6 months ago
needs more ear rape
clotheschair 6 months ago
And Karate fucking the TV!
hypermegalink 6 months ago
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RobloxSk8Dude 6 months ago
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awesome1805 6 months ago
How Am I Supposed To Write This zzzz In Over 9000!!!! Minutes!?!?!? D:
awesome1805 6 months ago
Okay Spongebob, lets get this straight. Fucking your snail is something you should NEVER do, let alone at a stoplight! Calm down, man. Or sponge. Whatever you prefer.
pokem0nfan134 6 months ago
2:36 - 2:46 close your eyes and imagine
epicone256un00b 6 months ago
@epicone256un00b lol spongebob is f***ing someone!! XDDD
johnnytimgudao 6 months ago
And making a DINNER and lighting BOMBS
samscott7s 6 months ago
and lol at 1:36 I loved and I lauging crazy
ozmocarbon 6 months ago
hahaha lol at 3:38
ozmocarbon 6 months ago
Hardest i laughed in a long time. Nice!
CaptainCharlz 6 months ago
Mrs. COCK!
XeindiorulezFTW 6 months ago
4:31 Can't stop watching!
mnkyboy214 7 months ago
Thumbs Up If You Kept Replaying 3:45
xD.
Lalayia 7 months ago
aww i want a farting and burping chair XD
TheIchigo8888 7 months ago
lol 3:39 !!
coolmendotdot2 7 months ago 33
@coolmendotdot2 z's folk OVER 900000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!...mins lol
XtremeTriggerFlamez 6 months ago
@coolmendotdot2 lol thats me when i over sleep
0bby0wnz 6 months ago
@coolmendotdot2 why...?
theadorjespert 5 months ago
not, at, do, STOPLIGHT, waht, to, a, HEY THIS IS EASY :D
bob, square, by, PANTS, SPUNGE, HA! this essay is gay! ooOOuewwaahhoeeoeOE
1:01
O_O
minecraftman08 7 months ago 2
1:26 That's Me Driving XD
BustinJieber224 7 months ago
it skips 4:40....
Phailsku 7 months ago
4:31-4:36 lol
dragonballzkai9283 7 months ago
at 1:54 somthing about that laugh strangely reminds me of nazi zombies...... anyone else think so?
TheWaldo7422 7 months ago
2:02 to 3:03 the best! hahaha
1:54 creepy laugh o.O
Wilara4Ever 7 months ago
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Wilara4Ever 7 months ago
i laughed so herd when the ankerman got hit with a bannana
12SydneyB 7 months ago
LMayo
cadenbuddy 7 months ago
mrs. CAWK!
Aciddaggerr 7 months ago
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lol at 3:26
randompug14 7 months ago
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randompug14 7 months ago
27 people fuck their snails at stop lights
MrIpadluvr 7 months ago 2
karate fucking the tv hahahahahahaha
MrHello2933 7 months ago
LOL THUMBS UP FOR THE PEDO OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!!
amanderpander24 7 months ago
thumbs up randomly
MegaDBOY44 7 months ago