Choking Victim - Five Finger Discount

[dacrobatics]

How are the top two comments on a CHOKING VICTIM song ones that use oppressive language? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

[TheDaytimeNightmare]

That bass line gives me an erection for days

[EzraCrack66]

This is the best to listen to when shopping

[infernopunx420]

Fuck paying taxes. Fuck for-profit business corporations. Fuck Itunes (and ironically, Youtube). Steal from them all, they're not making bands any money. Why let them profit from hard work done by someone else.

[MusicUntillDeath2006]

I love the bass. :3

[slcmt2]

the 7 people who disliked this have gotten busted shoplifting.

[Mananasbananas1]

ezra played bass on not only this song but most of this record. he's the most under-rated and pretty much holds LOC together so stza can be a drunk on stage

[Guitmig1]

I love shoplifting, even if I don't need anything I always steal something

[chimerablue2]

a friend asked me to give My Chemical Faggotry a chance, i came here to wash my ears out

[DickAteJane]

@chimerablue2 I hope you guys aren't friends anymore

[peaceofmind6666]

@chimerablue2 Agreed



[lonewolf060]

@chimerablue2

id throw a steel toed shoe at him

[TheDallas07]

2nd favorite song<3

[IsaacQuiksilver]

@TheDallas07 whats your favourite? i love this song too man <3

[TheDallas07]

@IsaacQuiksilver its a tie between Two cups of tea (star fucking hipsters) and 500 channels

[IsaacQuiksilver]

@TheDallas07 Nice.

[ILikeToDissectGirls]

Hahaha. I just found this really elaborate guide to shoplifting. Reading it and listening to this song give me urges.

[IsaacQuiksilver]

2:19

I GET TO THE DOOR, AND OUT THE DOOR I SLIDE, YADRDARARDRADRARDADAYAYAAYYADY­DAYAYAYAAYAYAYDAYDAADYAR

WHATS ON SAAALEEEEEEEEE.

Epic. <3

[S2000XC]

describes some of my days perfectly , fuck the system

[sunnyztmoney]

wow i was expecting like black metal like pagan altar, most misleading album art ever, kickass band though

[LuxLuxKlan]

top !



[spiderponx]

Totally 45. grave symbol..

[skw1zz]

@spiderponx

is that a serious statement?

[tehkrustybanjoboy]

This song reminds me of my buddy Jake. He ripped shit off like none of us did, we'd go through a music store for a few minutes to browse then come out and he'd start opening up some $50 headphones I didn't even notice he swiped when I was next to him the whole time.

[emelee27]

ha i got arrested at best buy for stealing like crazy. was so messed up of course, and needed more lol. 60 hrs community service. mom was like was it worth it? i said all the others times i got away yes maam. ha

[untitleduser621]

no lie. i got kicked outta best buy because i saw some cds i wanted(note i was a little drunk) and one of them was a leftover crack cd. the only part i didnt like was they called me a threat to their company, and ive always only stole from the rich or ungratful

[xSkateOrPlayGuitarx]

the color of your skin doesnt determine if your elligible for five finger discount.

your family jewels do

[Treeman1221]

This could easily be used as a basic instructional guide for rough times... :DD

[Mishyos]

<3

[KAYTAYY0]

are u fucking kidding meee.... big corparations are what is driving this world in to the ground ,,,, they dont look at ther prodcut as anything less than pure proffit ,,, just as the cattle rancher looks at his herd as proffit ,, and they dont care about equle rights safty satifactory working conditions trade rigts ,,,...and major corprations are the resions that there are lobbyist in washington ,.... and we all know basicly what a lobbyist does ... (bribe politions)

[zeroskater529613]

its true to stza's heart

[youmustcombust]

Its so hard to listen to this without head banging the whole time

[thiwaggenerkfu]

Online women for dating **rockmycity.info**

[nayzany]

I'm going to skank until I crap my pants.

[Scottfanalltheway11]

4 people play guitar.

[blahblahsonMD]

@Scottfanalltheway11 whats wrong with that :?

[donkeyboy14620]

Dude. I gotta learn to play bass.

[aVampirePiggy666]

@donkeyboy14620 haha i know right

[NotSureWhatHappened]

Shoplifted for the first time yesterday. Got lots of nice clothes and Christmas presents.

[decaymon]

thumbs up to the nigger who call himself a nigger...amused the fuck out of me.

[snugglebear97653]

@decaymon hahaha same here man 

[flopimus]

@decaymon the who in the what now?

[decaymon]

@flopimus Though I made a grammatical error: I said, "thumbs up to the nigger who called himself a nigger," somewhere in these comments.

[SoDamnGangsta]

@decaymon he must be a really pathetic person

[TheElii22]

lol.... bad ass band though

[doolb666]

holy shit this song is fun as fuck to play on bass XD haha

[RosieQuinnHarley]

skins 4 life... ska 4 eva

[nUcLeArOuTcAsT]

listen to this bullshit.

Me and another dude went into krogers and stole some beer, and then left. I thought i was gonna get away with it but the manager followed us for like 3 blocks and then a cop stopped us.  We were already drinking so the cop made us poor out the open beer and didn't charge us. 2 weeks later everyone except me a got a letter saying KROGER IS SUING US.

[ChrisBFingers]

@nUcLeArOuTcAsT for how much?

[nUcLeArOuTcAsT]

@ChrisBFingers for $200

[facelessinternetuser]

@nUcLeArOuTcAsT everyone but you.... so the one other dude?

[Miss900bpm]

@nUcLeArOuTcAsT They sued me for like $200 too, for 20 dollars worth of booze, AND i was arrested on site for me and my fellow cohort beating down the off-duty who tried to stop us. Spent a week in jail, got sued by Kroger, now I'm off probation after a year and a half. Was it worth it? The entertainment was. Money-wise, absolutely not.

[Supermarioshead]

@Miss900bpm fuckin assholes..

[MSIturnedmegay]

I work at multiple convenient stores just to steal from them from the inside while encouraging shoppers to do the same with a complimentary bottle of liquor

[ldr513]

@MSIturnedmegay i like ur name

[PUNKrockEERsSc00ter]

@ldr513 msi turns everyone gay!

[animeisthecoolest]

oi! oi! respect skins 4 life

[dirtybastards123]

Funny story about the 5 finger discount i was just with soe friends and i went and stole hella fuckin beer enough to get 8 fuckers wasted haha and i got caught arrested and still got to keep the fuckin beer. CHEERS TO BEIN A DIPSHIT!!!

[joby75]

@dirtybastards123 lucky bastard :D

[CrissinBox]

Five Finger Discount some Titties

[metoomitcheezy]

the irony is i got arrested for trying to steal this album! hahaha

[Dem640]

@metoomitcheezy ahh fuck, i'd be fuckin' pissed

[snugglebear97653]

@metoomitcheezy hahaha

[decaymon]

@metoomitcheezy The irony is pure hypocrisy,but humorous as fuck.

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy as punk as that is bro, ppl like you are the cause of shitty music today, if its not stealing it from a music store,your doing it online...causing real music to go unheard or unnoticed....thanks for reading sincerely, musician

[metoomitcheezy]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx Okay "musician", that doesn't quite phase me because everyone I know is a fucking "musician", including myself. Tell me, how many albums have you released? I'm friends with some people in bands who are friends with other bands who all own their own label or release their music independently, and I buy all of it. Some of these would include Vit, Panopticon, Thou, Woe, Planning for Burial, and Deafheaven. The music industry is fucking dead for assholes like you.

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy 3 demos, 1 album, many of us(otherbands) had our own "labels" and did shit independently to, thats what undiscovered musicians do dumb ass, no one in the 773 has heard of your friends bands, and odds are they wont, my point was dont steal cheap music support other "musicians" by buying there music, i dont think your friends would appreciate some douche bag stealing there music,

[kingblackhart]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx Reppin Shitcago! and no we arent familiar with any of those bands!

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@kingblackhart :D

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy bands can never grow, if shitty ppl like you keep stealing music, ps how many tours have those bands been on?

[metoomitcheezy]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx look them up and see for yourself.

[metoomitcheezy]

@metoomitcheezy ...and obviously you're not familiar with the black metal, sludge/doom, and crust punk scenes since you have never heard of any of them. Thou has over 20 fucking releases and Vit just finished up a tour with Wolves in the Throne Room. I guess Deathwish and Southern Lord records aren't real "labels" then, eh?

[Dudemag]

crackheads sure know how to lay down some phat drum beats. listen to that kick drum!

[VVilliam360]

@MrStavi1990 Liar. AHHHH! I'M ON FUCKING FIRE WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!

[MrStavi1990]

its funny how this song is about CV telling you to steal thier albums cause they dont want the record label to make money. call me a liar, i dare you :D

[therealpsp1mp]

@MrStavi1990 liar.

[TheClash1313]

Best lyrics ever!!!

[trackkid56]

@JederCoulious dude i go 2 st clair square all the time an my buddies allways fuck with shit

[Beconzbreh22]

Lol @ punk kids and their anti racism.

[OneInNegativeTwo]

I was sewing a zipper on my pants while listening to these guys right now, & just realized like 3 stiches away from being done, the zipper is upside down...

[weimer495]

@OneInNegativeTwo good music is a distraction

[cobb123456789]

@OneInNegativeTwo itll work the same, dont waste the string!

[Dudemag]

@OneInNegativeTwo sounds like someone should have paid more attention in home economics class...

[mrcrackaddictedbaby]

I just learned the bassline, that dude plays akward, yet amazing, shit

[DeathcoreIsNotMetal]

yuck 2:25 sounded like a metalcore scream.

[Brixwereshat]

318ray You only like it cause its about THEFT; something your very good @!!!

[DeepMetallicaDan]

@Brixwereshat i'm white and i can relate to this song too...alot!

i love the five finger discount! i just don't steal from small grocerys because it's family business and i'd be fucking up their business but besides that i love stealing from the enemy!

so fuck off you racist, nazi scum, one day we'll clean the earth from fascist assholes like you!

[mrjew]

@DeepMetallicaDan One day we'll expand our prison camps (like Gitmo) and shove all you 'anarchists' in there.

[DeepMetallicaDan]

@mrjew It's ironic to hear that coming from someone whose nickname is "mrjew"...oh well, that why i'm anti-racist, i realized that every race/ethny has it's assholes.

[BringBackOldRS2]

@DeepMetallicaDan hahaha so true.

[AdioZeroTensorSK8]

@mrjew Actually we'll "shove all you" racists in prison and give your cellmate Bubba a "five finger discount" if you catch my drift.

[Braleven]

@DeepMetallicaDan I'm not trying to screw you or anything but out of curiosity, what makes the big corporations enemies? Is it just because they make a lot of money? I don't really understand.

[JDawg983]

@Braleven Well, it's the fact that the big corporations try to maximise their profits by making cheap products through sweatshops then sell it for as much as they possibly can. By buying their products you support em...

If you only knew then you would steal too ;)

[Braleven]

@JDawg983 Thanks! What places do this? I'd like to help the cause, I also need a good excuse to steal from the greedy when I'm homeless, lol.

[weimer495]

planes trains and squatta mobiles

[wojtek122]

fuck the corporate world!

[dylanwade2020]

I would like to think that this song is about survival and not some kids trying to be scumpunks.

Like me if you haven't lived on the street and dealt with the struggle of just trying to fill your basic needs you probably have no frame of reference.

[Braleven]

@dylanwade2020 But why do it at someone else' expense?

[demonicchild13]

shoplifting. an anarchist pastime.

[deathprimate888]

oh yeah lets all be stupid fags that do every thing that crack smoking cock puffers tell us to do, then we'll be real punk rockers, just like everyone else, because were all such individuals.

communists....

[Wesley296]

@deathprimate888 lolololololol

[zorgono]

@deathprimate888 LOL

[nayzany]

My favorite Choking Victim song.

[StarEye666]

man i havent shoplifted in a while.

the rush from lifting is intense especially when youre close to the door.

[noobingtosurvive]

@StarEye666

haha especially when they ask if ur gunna pay for that xDDD

[InsertGoodNameHeree]

I get to the door and out the door I slide

I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride

I do a happy dance and down the street I bail

as I have a little feast of what's on sale."

i think everyone feels that way after stealing something. :p

[CrazyGerman1794]

Pulled a five finger discount at walmart the other day, it was to easy

[Johnisking1]

I jacked some polaroid film from there the other day. some employee was following me out the door and i got sketched out and ran. but nothing happened lol i was probably just paranoid

[XxrdcorepunkxX]

IT IS too easy. hell i barley even get that oh so good adrenaline rush anymore.

[hanzouoftherain]

@CrazyGerman1794 i hear ya man. its so easy its sad

[318ray]

I love to Five Finger Discount on everything hell yea best song ever and im black lolololol yea ima nigger lovin good rock

[shadylurker138]

not just rock music, crack rock too man

[zorgono]

@318ray o no thats not allowed here get out ;)

[Brixwereshat]

@318ray You only like it cause its about theft and your good @ it!!!

[mrjew]

@318ray Hah good to hear! I hate y'all niggers, but there isn't anything better than an oreo. Keep on rockin' bro!

[mrjew]

@318ray Hah and you just love the FFD cause you're a nigger. I buy my stuff...

[DeathcoreIsNotMetal]

@318ray Well, good job at stopping the sterotype for your race...

[omg1a1kitten]

@318ray

whats ur skin color have to do with anything??...

[iAmAMinorThreat]

@318ray right on

[ldr513]

@318ray i love you

[ChurchOfRealities]

@318ray i love to too! but i don't see what colour has to do with ANYTHING xD

just saying..

[xxdolphins06xx]

@318ray lol you dont gotta say that im a black guy to but im a punk rocker

[Brandeno2121]

@318ray this may be the funniest thing ive ever read hahaha

[punkrckr3]

ya kno stza's real name is scott and he got the stza by doing what the WuTang Clan does, they scratch there name on a rexord and it gets the zzzaaa kinda sound so thats how stza got the name stza

[21ricky666]

scott sturgeon

[punkrckr3]

indeed

[misfithobopunk]

i did not know how he got the name stza until i saw yer comment but i alwase thought he just did his name like the wu tang guys like gza or rza

[puddyskunkle]

STZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StarEye666]

this song is badass!

my fingers are itchy for more

stza crack lets get high together some time1

[misfitsruby]

stza doesnt do drugs anymore

[OpakeArawra2]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA OHHH...that's a good one

[misfitsruby]

stza said it in an interview that he doesnt do drugs anymore

[OpakeArawra2]

he was probably on drugs when he said that

[misfithobopunk]

well he said he dosent smoke crack anymore he didnt say any thing about not doing drugs anymore

[neurocytohemotoxic]

Fucking amazing!

[EvanIRL]

The drums at the beginning get me fucking puuuuuuuumped

[NYpUnk914]

i hate school most of the stuff we learn is to be used pass to go the next grade it bearley helps with life

[bodombass398]

@NYpUnk914 read your comment.  That's why you need to go to school.

[NYpUnk914]

man i love that bass it just gets me so pumed up ARGGAGFHSAGRGSAHGSAH SKANK PIT!!!

[skateatburners]

there is no hell.. nor is there heven or god or devil that shits all bull shit bahhaha...well to me atleast join the athiest movement

[narey666]

Too fucking right, Atheism (Y)

[UnderDecemberChannel]

my friend an i broke into a church rummage sale and stole the fuck outta that place. am i going to hell?

[rellydelly890]

hahahahaha. hell yeah you are! but its okay because we'll be there together mane. hahahaha.

[WhipTheBacon1234]

Me 3, make sure there's enough room.

[WhipTheBacon1234]

That is a classic case of FULL OUT WIN!

[jiffylube1980]

nah your going to heaven for anarchists. hahaha

[oceanoxchubi]

this and 500 channels are the best.

LEFTOVER VICTIM

[dogsxxsuxxx]

this is my favorite choking v song

[DrQuantum27]

Paranoid as fuck, security in tow

[ThePunkKid93]

haha this is one of the best punk bands of this time era

[Jedry45]

i got caught stealing shit from Wal Mart a week ago.. parents were crying...

[Ragedhard]

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

Just kidding.

[franzzzle]

your fucking dumb then lol

[dkfan4lyfe]

oh shit your going to hell like everyone else.. damn.. haha those mother fuckers got me too! but they couldnt arrest me because i didnt leave the store i got caught by an undercover guy. oh yea and i was with my fuckin grandma haha. and the thing i got caught stealing was condoms.. ahh 15 was a strange year...

[b3rtne]

If you get caught stealing at walmart, you officially suck at stealing. Find a new hobby.

[123JoeD456]

My mate was banned from ASDA for stealing shit like chewing gum and condoms lol.

[b3rtne]

Shame.

Half the books I own were stolen from the same store in about 2 weeks. I went through a period where I stole everything. I dont steal too much anymore.

[CanizzLoser]

Good "lord" yes.

[xNoTriggerx]

Why were they crying? its not like you used a group of 1st graders as a speed bump

[assmunchtv]

every time i play this people think its la bamba

[discipleofjos34]

i always feel bad if i leave a store and i've paid for more than i've lifted

[franzzzle]

same bro

[b3rtne]

Well put.

[xxMADINAxLAKExx]

i hav 2 put this on so mi friend can steal shit lol

but it is an awesome song

[razorxsex]

How the fuck does this song have anything to do with the meaning of life?

Shut up and listen to the Crack Rock Steady beat!

[MistaGrieves]

Damn i wish i could be a nihilist hipster, looks like so much fun.

[SexingtonSpartan]

haha it is, 'its better than going with the flow'.. thats the motto