Alonzo Bodden - Christmas Shopping

[judikerr]

so the volume jumps, and nobody talks about it?? ok

[acmulhern]

this guy is great! 

[nursejoeyluc]

He sounds exactly like Paul Mooney

[SlipAllCityToy]

Guys, guys.

Comedians re-use their material hundreds if not thousands of times, what would happen if laugh factory would just give all of them out there?

The world doesn't spin around you.

[Feizaan]

I think everybody just wants to see dave chappelle back..

Damn, I miss that guy :(

[platinum87103]

The Dave Chappelle clips are unedited, why are these edited?

[1987DLT]

@platinum87103 I guess Dave Chappelle earned it lol.

[verbaledge]

this reminds me of that little asian guy..whatever happened to him? he was unfunny

[codiowns]

they'd make more money from ad's on there videos if they made them full sets, more than from just dvds...

[j0epep]

upload bits from dave chappelles latest set!

[krunkaintdead69]

Hahahahaha champ!

[mujn56]

I'm gona try that at my mall

[faheem1k]

funny lol

[itzmurda18]

i love black comics who do not utter the phrase "white people" in every "joke." automatic props for that. its unfortunate that you prolly couldnt say the same for the rest of his set though

[ahaditube]

I am going to do that when I go to mall now. funny man

[Hornystick]

"DUCK MOTHAFUCKA!"

[zjice]

lol washing machine.

[burningphoneix]

I would pay money for full sets.

[djlive408]

Hahaha

[StealthyPi]

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

[megaguitaristic]

haha this guy's awesome!!!

[theartofshred]

this guy reminds me of chappelle

[Jrocka7x]

Yes! :D

[Crack3044]

How come the videos are censored? I know in most cases the 'bleep' is more powerful than the word itself but I'm just curious.

[turncoattradition]

@dchains

I used to work in retail when I was younger. It was quite literally the worst job I've ever had.

[ResetLiveGrow]

hilarious

[forzaazzurri101]

@dchains LOL get a real job then you complaining bitch

[dchains]

@forzaazzurri101 I'm working retail to continue my education, it's not easy to get a good paying job straight out of high school. I'm just annoyed at the people who you might even be apart of, the people who complain and whine that they can't get $10 off some toaster that will probably break down in a week. Working retail gives you a first hand look inside the arrogant and obsessed materialistic people that make up the majority of our society, especially during the holidays.

[forzaazzurri101]

@dchains why are you so pessimistic? why does the toaster have to break? just get over yourself man, people will be people

[dchains]

@forzaazzurri101 No people will not be people, our culture teaches people to act that way and it needs to change. Getting angry because you can't get 20% off a Tickle me Elmo doll isn't people being people and it's terrible working retail seeing such things every single day.

[forzaazzurri101]

@dchains well, it's not going to happen. being bitchy about it won't help you either

[dchains]

@forzaazzurri101 I know and i have to work on that.

[IshDat1KiD]

@dchains

My sister got a job at Boeing straight out of High School, an engineer job too, paid well. Crazy right?

[dchains]

@IshDat1KiD She must of had other credentials outside of a degree, there are other ways to get good jobs besides college, but not everyone is in the same boat.

[IshDat1KiD]

@dchains

Nope, just fresh out of college, had a job at Macy's (A clothing store) and got an engineering job, without any experience at Boeing.

[dchains]

@IshDat1KiD That's good then, she went to college and they generally require such things for those positions and she found something straight out of college.

[IshDat1KiD]

@dchains

Incredibly good. :D

[ryanriddick]

I used to celebrate christmas like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[AudioSurfingNut]

@ryanriddick *beats you to the floor floor with a frying pan* bad bad bad bad bad bad.... no no no no no no =3

[utubesqueeze]

This guy is awesome! Damnit, want to hear the whole set :)

Drop the censorship too, please!

[frunchzz]

@dchains waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;(

[Ryimozz]

Not 1 minute ago i smashed my knee on the desk.

:3

[buckyboreto]

really really funny :)

[RareAirTwo4]

@TheLaughFactory Do you guys sell full sets of performances?

[yeon723]

@RareAirTwo4 Now you're talking their language

[exussupremebeing]

@RareAirTwo4 hi! :D

[Dragunov3019]

Derp.

[2ndbeast00]

i really wish they were longer... the whole sets

[wtfismycar]

@2ndbeast00 because the whole things are probably not that funny, they only post the funny bits

[SCREAMProvidence]

@2ndbeast00 1 full show uploaded just to see if we want to come would be amazing!

[sperdoch]

@2ndbeast00 I am glad they don't that's the point of the internet and YouTube to take the best content and put it in a short video.

[militia500]

LOL

[mrmk901]

first! and awesome video thank you laugh factory

[ImYourDeity]

69th viewer!

[KnifeDown]

Oportunity to ruin someones first.

[k5lta]

Need Moar Alonzo!!!!!!!