Portal Blue GLaDOS Eye Speech

[warnightify]

And it contains proven preservatives.

[codfuckingcore]

rooobarb

[12shadic]

I dont want the cake anymore.

[ROBLOXCLOT]

He looks like he is incontrol

[stripedsockszeroro]

nine large egg yolks.

[BecomingAdrian]

GlaDOS: I never said the cake was tasty.

[TheDarbones]

0:47 Portal 2 reference?

Anyone?

[MinuteToWinIt314]

try to count all the ingredients made of rhubarb

[MinuteToWinIt314]

try to count all the ingredients made of rhubarb

[ZayaMan07]

Lol that's his cake recipe

[hunterpossum]

Glados: fine ill give you the cake

Chell (ignoring her speech dysfunction): no thanks, I know what's in it and you are weird.

[hunterpossum]

"How to kill someone with your bare hands", by saxton hale

[0428733]

I lol'd so hard at fish shaped stuff.

[FukaDesuNoto]

The cake doesn't sound very tasty anymore... D:

[McKillerRusGaming]

That's not talking eye, thats Steve Hawking playing and commenting portal

[Aramidachi]

...and this ladies and gentlemen, is how you make the portal cake!

[420hoolie]

MMMMMMMMM sounds so desgusting

[MrTwister9571]

Damn asians, First they try to ruin my cake and then they try to kill jonny english.

[stalebread123]

but i hate things in fish form

[Brandonloveslegos]

The recipe sounds disgusting

[Frostfireglade]

I would eat that cake if only it didn't have so much rhubarb in it.

[bruce00ja7xrobgoblin]

@Frostfireglade good luck with the resin xD

[GamesLover1047]

Gun in the cake???

[Midnax123]

Y do I suddenly NOT want the cake? O_O

[djangosp2]

deep penetration asians 1:55

[Killertoaster1000]

That's Wheatly when he had the sense burned in to him when he is incinerated

[Killertoaster1000]

That's Wheatly when he had the sense burned in to him when he is incinerated

[crasherr100]

fish shaped solid waste!?!?!

fish shaped dirt??!!!!

[aczom2]

warning: May contain rhubarb

[Mekka891]

TOO MUCH RHUBARB STUFF

[FusiontheCat]

*cue Lazytown's Crazy Cake*

[jonasfeld]

He really likes fish shaped things

[tezzquill]

Could this be the intelligence dampening core aka Wheatley? Lol...those are ridiculous ideas alright.

[TheIgrach]

.i.

[Lucariobrawler22]

i want the sediment shaped sediment

[Capter41]

Fish shaped crackers Me: hmmm? Fish shaped candies Me:EH? Fish shaped solid waste Me: O.O Fish shaped dirt Me: wut the...? Fish shaped ethyl benzene Me: wth is ethyl benzene? Pull and peel licorice Me:.............wut? Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment Me: wut the fu** O.O

[RowdaKitty]

GLaDOS wants Fish shaped neurotoxin in the cake too

[OmegaXstudios]

i did the cake and its yummy

[Ordoo145]

Sediment shaped sediment...

Nope.avi

[runixalphawave]

KEVIN! i have a terrible lag spike!

[hairmnster]

The sphere is getting a little creative...

[ronathandaman]

Who voices this sh*t!?

[KioriCloud]

... Hey, how'd they get granny's recipe? :o

[InvaderPsych1]

the cake is a lie

[runixalphawave]

@InvaderPsych1 yes, since so many people kill the only core who knows the true cake, yes indeed

[MrCRAZYDRIFT1]

TOO MUCH RHUBARB

[Valvallaria]

@MrCRAZYDRIFT1 I think the tree tablespoons rhubarb on fire were too much =o

[MrCRAZYDRIFT1]

turn on the audio caption for better subtitles

[coolfool97]

fish shaped rhubarb resin needle injector

[want2havebrains]

@coolfool97 on fire...

[MegaYoshiBros]

AGH WHEATLY!!!!

[darkfelony]

glad i got myself some fish-shaped rhubarb

[TheCrazedSkittles]

*copies down recipe* :3 

[ADalena17]

whats with the rhubarb -____-

[kitchsc]

this core is boring as the fact core

[driftingwolf0]

DAMN IT i have everything but the sedament shaped sedament DX . lol

[wolvestorms]

sounds tasty :D

[WarriorsForever937]

Wow, after hearing what's in the cake, I'm glad it was a lie.

[ChrisG4759]

I'll still eat the cake

[uselesscommercials33]

some likes fish

[TheLifeOfEpic]

anyone notice how at 0:40, she says fish shaped volatile, but the words say fish shaped organic compounds?

[DarkSalamence168]

@vinnieSWAT50 Someone in Jail.

[yevonator88]

Sadly I am allergic to fiberglass resins and cannot consume of this cake :(

[DrGengar]

I'm amazed the voice actor didn't just quit in the middle of all that :|

[0ZAZU]

I hope that this cake is a lie

[mysinger4life]

so, blue knowledge sphere,

i herd u liek mudki--

i meen, rhubarb...?

[Christopher23111111]

that's one recipe for disaster

[amvmasterofdark]

so i here you like rhubarb?

[supercoolmanikcool1]

wtf?

[sovietlil1]

no pancake mix?

[TheGodOfBlocks]

I dindint know rhubarb had so many uses, and that it came granulated, and on fire.

[DRpain054]

he missed out fish shaped rhubarb

[aress93]

wow think about all the effort to make a single cake in aperture science

[swob0]

SEDIMENT SHAPED SEDIMENT

[Eli3459]

I'll have the piece with the needle injector

[lilheroslegacy]

an entrence called how to kill someone with your own hands!! LOL!!!!

[goldenmudkips]

Sediment shaped sediment.

[XxCrazyLittleMexX]

Poor "intelligent core" all he knows is how to make cake, :\ wait that is the intelligent core right? Or is it just some random core saying the cake recipe? Anyway....

[coolfool97]

fish shaped rhubarb with a needle injector would also make GLaDOS happy

[dgudfh5]

LETS GO TO TESCO!

[lolmaster2627]

And make sure the rhubarb is fish shaped

[legoapple587]

HOW MUCH Rhubarb DO YOU NEED!?!?!?!?!

[Mewgetic44]

I looked up what rhubarb was. This is the definition I found that fit the situation the most.

3. the edible, fleshy leafstalks of R. rhabarbarum, used in making pies, preserves, etc.

[WarriorOfWAAGH]

I think some how, deep down Glados was trying to keep us from eating that horrid horrid cake

[kennynitro17]

"An entry called how to kill someone with your bare hands" What type of cake was GLaDOS trying make!?

[The0HN0ES]

0:22

Notice how it's spelled "Flower".

[SimplyEpic17]

Borehole rhubarb? Ugh...

[penguinmakersWebkinz]

They're called "cores".

[Matrixman2015]

and to think he was saying a [shudder] CAKE recipe...

[gabefett]

making cake from this recipe, hmm, I need more sediment and rhubarb

[samppao2]

1:17 the core likes rhubarb

[Vampiressxghost]

If this is what the cake is made out of i'm glad it's a lie

[aczom2]

*eats* what?

[metademetra]

:Who would this cake?!

[CaptainAkward3]

thats not glados

[Crazyman1569]

@CaptainAkward3 Oh Really!

[KspreeTheUnicorn]

@CaptainAkward3 did you play portal 1

[LukewMorgan]

I don't think I want that cake anymore

[shadestylehellhound]

this is two recipes one for cake and one for neurotoxin

[kakashibelmont]

@shadestylehellhound So we can make a neurotoxin with chocolate and rhubarb?

Hmm, maybe that is why the medics says to not exaggerate on candies....

[PeKs987]

The recept is a lie!

[Yoshiboat]

Fish shaped crackers, candy, dirt, solid wastes, and ethyl benzene. Yum.

[GamerGirl1188]

i tried doing this it worked but i did not do the fish shaped stuff

[DoroLover]

Sediment shaped sediment? Isn't that just... sediment? :P

[superchickenist]

That's whats inside the portal cake! Don't eat it.That's my only warning!

[ANGELSNIPER117]

this recipe is....fishy XD....ahhh i hate my life

[bolbie112]

I made this cacke

its delucious....

taste like fishshape

and......

im glowing green for some reason :S

[SubjectOfTesting]

as soon as he said "how to kill someone with your bare hands" my phone rang O.o

[darkfisted]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHERE ARE THE DAMN LEMONS!?

[ekimmak]

Would have been easier for GlaDOS just to give Chell the cake. Would have been just as lethal, and she wouldn't try to escape... probably.

[moldeecheese]

isn't this wheatly?

[katanaxitachi]

fish shapes rhubarb and needle injectors......*looks at the list* HALF THIS SHIT ISNT EVEN FOOD!!!! T_T

[GekiMS]

"An entry called How to kill someone with your bare hands."

Why would they need that?

[DeltaAlphaNuStudio]

well i see SOMEONE likes fish-shaped objects and rhubarb. How about we Rhubard pie in the shape of a fish?!

[Morpheel4ever]

Someone should make a video of the Knowledge Core sing 12 Days of Christmas.

[frog7227]

deep penetration asians ?! not putting those in my cake!

[Seriiko]

Who's smarter, logic core or fact core ? xD

[piledriver45]

Sediment shaped sediment

[EnviousShadow]

WTF AM I TRYING TO MAKE?!? (Is writing down the ingredients)

[bateryman002]

it's not an eye, it's a core

[sgaevan1567]

i heard the curiosity core in the background

[forgertheepic28]

What is rhubarb?

[xxxanimepopxxx]

He really likes fish..

[girfan280]

fish shaped dirt xD

[Sm00thJAzzer]

DANG HOW MUCH RHUBARB IS IN THIS CAKE >:(

[Sm00thJAzzer]

lol An entry "how to kill someone with your bare hands" xD

[Fluffybunny344]

Um... Why do I suddenly not want my cake?

[davidus444]

RHUBARB

[TheSuperman367]

that cake sounds good that was being sarcastect

[Cafuzzler]

The cake doesn't taste that bad, I think it needs a bit more rhubarb =D

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

Fish shaped organic human vomit. Fish shaped fingers. Fish shaped eyeballs. Fish shaped fish. Fish shaped cow tongue. Fish shaped rhubarb. Fish shaped toe nails. Toe nail clippers. Toe nail clipper injector fish shaped injectors. Rhubarb flavored rhubarb. Rhubarb scented fish shaped scentrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbshap­edrhubarbSHAAAAaaaaa-...

[SpiffyRock21]

It looks like it's having fun. :D

[sidft]

So I ended making up making rhubarb pie from his thing....

[ZOOMED255]

isnt that wheatley?

[zebser1]

Its almost like that commercial  for Bing

[Apocol0id]

I made this, it was pretty gross. Wtf did I follow this guide for?

[Dawgfather187]

I'm totally suing valve, i tried this recipe last week and it killed my whole family, i bet it was all the needle injectors!

[Coolman19541]

to much rhubarb

[HippoSnatch]

@Coolman19541 Are they fish shaped?

[ninjaspion]

that's the logic core, now we know why GLaDOS is so weird.

But she would be an awesome housewife, imagine a great delicious cake everyday, full of rhubarbs and needle injectors. YUMMY!

[smarteekendra]

Fish shaped soild waste.

im glad the cake is a lie...

[legoguy813]

MMM!!! Sounds yummy! What does that make?

[SlairTheCat]

i think im happy that i didn't get that cake....

[IamTheaveragegamer]

Note: cake may contain Rhubarb.

[DoroLover]

@IamTheaveragegamer And fish-shaped objects X3

[ChaChaHancho]

1:07 :)

[TheGTRacer97]

sediment shaped like sediment?

[Beastbabe2]

No offence but I'm gonna have to pass on the cake...........

[kylele23]

an entry called,"how to kill someone with your bare hands."LOOOLOLOLOLOL

[LoyalNerdWP]

LOL fish shaped SOLID WASTE? LMAO

[ltflak]

Lol, candy coated peanut butter pieces...Shaped like fish.

[lolyosis]

GlaDos sure loves her fish shaped objects..

[TrussROBLOX]

@lolyosis

Fish Shaped Crackers

Fish Shaped Candies

Fish Shaped Solid Waste

Fish Shaped Dirt

Fished Shaped ethyl benzene

Any more ya got?

[MrAntonio9099]

@TrussROBLOX Fish shaped fish :3

[sniperwhg]

Fish shaped waste lol

[HERBERTrobot]

Rhubarb lol

[boredoutofmymind240]

is this cake fat free?

[pizzasoldeir2]

something tells me it likes fish.=P

[andrewmelendez1]

fish shaped crackers? easy! GOLDFISH!

[a0001521]

wheatley? what are you doing here.

[veevee305]

I think this implies that the logic core was functional, up to a point. It makes sense: GLaDos' morality core is completely nonfunctional, logic core semi-functional, while curiosity and anger are all there. It explains all of her behavior and hilarious speech.

[NahkaNakki]

wheatly tells it all

[Luxai]

@rockingrazor52 GLaDOS*

[XxPaintedInkWolfxX]

There is a way to get to the Cake room. You need cheats for the PC version or something. It's kind of funny though... I'm pretty sure it's legit XD You just see the chocolate cake sitting on a table and then a hand/lever thing puts the cakes candle out. Weird.

[Shino45085]

Thats sooooooooooome cake. I WANT SOME! :D

[thethreeofus1000]

-:-P

[dirtcrusher95]

So it is "deep penetration agents" instead of "deep penetration asians"

[komali100]

That cake sounds delicious!

[ModSe7en]

So this core likes:

Fish shaped stuff, ex. fish shaped solid waste a.k.a. that brown thing in the toilet, shaped like a fish

Anything to do with rhubarb, ex. three tablespoons rhubarb on fire

Anything to do with needles, ex. injector needle gun

And finally, repeating itself.

[citkat974]

Well someone digs fish.

[gnikhcil]

ya so i mixed this together and cooked it in my oven and it came out looking like a lemon but get this it sets things on fire

[SelectorOfSouls]

@gnikhcil How does it set things on fire? Describe this a little more. PM if you feel like it.

[TheXxM4A1xX]

@SelectorOfSouls remember the tablespoon of rhubarb on fire?

[voldy8fluffy]

@gnikhcil lol I see what you did there. XD

[Megasketch]

Sooo, where can I buy all-purpose rhubarb?

[lward53]

Whats Rhubarb? :P

[jhad1harold]

i think this is a nuke cake

[Digitalsp33r]

Rhubarb?

[invaderzimfan97]

blue core= recipe for portal cake yumm

[Darkfox8352]

this makes me hate rhubarb even more!!!!!DX