Mai Da Mi (Funny Chinese Music Video)

[denderfurger]

errrrrr... ?

[scorpioninth]

I dun understand this dialect so well, so I'm glad there's lyrics along wif the songXD

[hanchiman]

Really typical Asian humor, where the violence is bloody but humorous (in a Stephen Chow way). :D

[theotherther1]

Wow, his voice is irritating. The video's still hilarious though. Hope he gets out of prison before his kidneys are stolen.

[superhuahua]

my duummmmyyyyyy....<)

[TatooRockz]

1:06 "IMAH CUT YOU FOO!!!"

[Empress771]

LOL!

Aww poor guy >.<

but it's funny :D

[SandyThong1]

@borninvietnam it doesnt matter- its so close to mandarin and if u read it then ud understand it

[zakuraziong]

Ahahahah I laughed thru out the whole way.

[babyace19]

awwww so sad! i totally noticed him picking his nose and flicking it hahaa.

[xXTinileinchenXx]

Chongqing dialect or not, this vid is awesooome!

[xzellos]

he licks his blood @ 1:51 ...

[invaderpink]

i dont know what its saying but its soooo cuutteee :D

[intellaricovision]

Unchained Melody?

[anric77]

the english title of this song is UNCHAINED MELODY not OH MY LOVE...

[kunoichitenchuz8]

Thanks

[DoItForGood]

lol very funny.

[EazyCheezyGirl]

Aw, lol XD

[MsDaisy36]

怎么说呢，重庆话根本就是北方方言的平民版，普通话是官话版

[xXTinileinchenXx]

@MsDaisy36 you're right

[YingXingDeChiBang]

去他妈的打金花， 害的我唱半天被我妈骂， 在朋友面前丢人。。。我他妈的现在哭笑不得。。

[bankaiz560]

Ahahahah this stuff is to funny i couldnt stop laughin!

[kunoichitenchuz8]

0:43 that's another reason why the people won't buy his food.

Not only because it's expensive, he is gross.

[Heavenlyskunks]

Ah Patrick s". Flic houmerous-- cute, what a legend , we misss yu mate.

[Jessperuvian]

I love  this song, the video very nice ...

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

gao xiao

[VersionXp]

What does "Ha Bi" mean?

[mashimoly009]

It's Da Mi

[VersionXp]

What? No it's not. It's Ha Bi. （龟儿）哈比。

[mikaszoe]

@VersionXp stupid ass

[mikaszoe]

@VersionXp Ummm it means stupid ass..

[fansmm]

haha,It's language of ChongQi.

[borninvietnam]

errr, my chinese level is now inter-mediate, and I can understand it fine, so it must be mandarin, because I can't understand any of chinese dialect

[CocoJelly92]

You mean you can't understand any other dialect of Chinese besides Manderin? And no, it's not Manderin. It's the Chongqing dialect which was repeatedly stated already.

[snowglobe254]

lmao XDD

[fleena06]

is this

cantonese??^^

[CocoJelly92]

It sounds nothing like cantonese...read the other comments, it's Chongqing dialect. :)

[mandonkeyhamsterdy]

@fleena06 this isn't Cantonese really. Why do you think it is ?

[tycheak1]

Very Funny i like it

[xXTinileinchenXx]

Haha xD Funny xDD

[lalalaxDDD]

豆是土豆... !!!! XD I found this funny XD!

[zooty198]

Hahaha, ERIKA!!! WATCH 0:42!!!

[Lyriceea]

Funniest thing Ive ever seen

[jennyhinata2]

This guy is so unlucky! It's pretty funny but I feel bad for him.

[TatooRockz]

LOL!!!

[diomonddragon]

Lol, that is so funny bad sad. He looks so funny~

[catkoh88]

haha,i like it very much!! *^.^*

[linnan18]

good story

[scrapcollecta]

Haha...he got 42,000 views from it, lets see your videos do that!

[availablens]

sohai lolz ... xD

[vi3tbunbohue]

it makes me go to sleep....

[mikarvey]

The title, in English, is Unchained Melody.

[CocoJelly92]

No it's not...this song is parodying Unchained Melody, however :D

[minamopen]

i dun think it's funny. instead very pitiful for the guy.

[acculink]

there is one hokkien one super funny someone upload it

[lonelymagi]

卖大米Sells the rice

[zooty2]

lol i still have no idea whats going on but hell its funny

[allabtshow]

this song is unchained melody but they change 2 Chinese & make it into a funny story

[aspirincai]

HAHA so funny, i like it!!!

[lolipopfrenz]

hahhahaa..lol...this is sad and funny..haha..

and the emoticon is really damn funny and cute..^^...poor the guy..haha..

[angelevergray]

This is so funny!!

It's especially funny for me because of the accent, since I'm from Taiwan, not China..

[ouzhisheng99]

四川重庆的幽默语言！！搞笑！！

[windmeow]

this is just.....i don't know how to say this is but it's just awseome!!! i'm replying this in english cause i'm too lazy to do it in chinese. anyways......the lao zi hai yao part sounds kinda like oprah! XD

[CocoJelly92]

haha, for a second there i thought this was gonna be a negative comment but i was obviously wrong. Don't worry, if you replied in Chinese, i probably wouldn't have been able to read much of it. my reading skills are really bad. speaking and listening though is not bad. Glad you liked the animation! :D

[nickatj]

开始的时候声音好像刘德华

[gabienx]

Gostei! hahahaha

Engraçado ;)

[eljklol]

lol. this video is funneh.

[Bloodlovefreak]

The part when he threatens the martial artist with a knife is hilarious.

[YOSHitsyou]

wow. even though he got beaten up, he still sings? O.O'''

HAHA!

[muffinated]

c'mon guys

just sit back and relax the clip

there's nothing to do with racist or any issues

[foreveremo]

how can you find that funny?

just because he picked his nose?

unless your a racist and you find the language or the pronunciation funny?

[CocoJelly92]

how the hell can i be racist to my own people?

it's funny because whoever created this put a twist on all the words so that it sounds like unchained melody by the righteous brothers but it's actually talking about the market place and it actually makes sense. THAT's why it's funny. Plus the little guy is cute.

[Hattataa]

Sad :/

[AHcrystal]

haha. :D

[orcaskat]

It's sad, it's not funny at all.

[CocoJelly92]

It's suppose to be a farse. It's making fun of Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers. Yeesh.

[daisy871116]

it's chongqing dialect!!i recognised it..

[mybox65]

奇怪, 中国人的幽默怎么都这么猥琐吗? 为什么总拿农民, 拿屎去开玩笑? 真的好低级, 根本不搞笑

[CocoJelly92]

wo you bou shi zai xiao ni. Zhe zi shi wo ma ma gei wo de yi ge xiao ying pian. wo zi ji jue de hao xiao, suo yi fang zai wong lu shang rang bie de ren yie xiao yi xiao. Zhe ye bou zai due she me zong ren xiao. Ni kan kan bie ren shuo de hua. mei you bie ren jue de je shi zai tsao xiao ren de

[coutd]

是你神经过敏，要接受多种文化

[sangecoa]

这个根本就没什么 这就是四川人的幽默 没什么贬低的意思

[CocoJelly92]

okay, i'm just gonna respond in english 'cause it's easier for me. and assuming i read your message correctly i am not belittling people from sichuan. i feel for them because of the earthquake. i even got plenty of people to donate plus myself. my mom donated 500 dollars for crying out loud. notice this video has been up for quite a long time and i didn't even find out that the chongqing dialect was from sichuan until maybe a month ago, perhaps even less.

[sangecoa]

我没说什么 我回复的是另一个人(mybox65) 可能是我回复错了 我的意思就是 这只个个搞笑的视频 不存在 贬低 或者 轻视的意思

[CocoJelly92]

oh, 對不起. haha

[realzeratul888]

典型的白痴粪 青，中国有你真悲哀

[sacbut1]

I have just written a song in chinese style

for the the olympics called "come on join the dragon" just type it in google and you will get it. Your opinion will be greatly appreciated.

Peter

[qiyishan]

hahaha ~~~ I think it's so funny~

[xionggurls123]

so cute

[IKeiichiroI]

哦 好照孽~菜摊都洗白~龟儿婆娘心肝嘿嘿~哈哈

[matt123145]

我覺得悲哀小人物。大聲笑！

[CHNOnyon]

哈哈

[CHNOnyon]

这是重庆话阿

哎，下层阶级真是惨阿

[CocoJelly92]

ai ya! Wo zhong wen chen du zhen lan... Wo du bou liao ni shuo de...

[CHNOnyon]

i said,this is Chongqing dialect,and how poor the man is!

[CocoJelly92]

haha, thanks for the translation.

[linty02191]

haha

[Saberx999]

Aww, so cute!

[Crisu20]

mai da-mi- in romanian means "gimme more" :)))

[CocoJelly92]

in chinese (the way it's said in the video) means selling rice

[Crisu20]

cute !

[justaxin]

is he singing unchained melody or saying something to do with the video to the melody of unchained...melody?

[CocoJelly92]

he's singing something that goes along with the melody and something sounds like the actual words on some parts. But, the words match up with the images, so like, he's selling stuff, but the way he sings it and such makes it sound like Unchained Melody

[justaxin]

o ok sweet thanks man...such a funny video

[Puipui250]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA funny ^^

[sivxiang]

he curse xD ...龟儿婆娘,心肝黑黑xDD

[xingfenzhen]

Funny thing is 5 yuan(60 cent) for a little more than pound (Jin) of Taro is like a awesome deal in the US.

[poptang123]

poor guy

[Dviad100]

HAHA!! That was sad!! 打得老子吐血!! LOL!!

[cheezitz98]

haha pretty funny

[alfredoyuan]

haha, great vid

[kalmanizer]

Is there a translation for this video?

[CocoJelly92]

heh, sorry, that's the only one i know. I would try to translate it for you, but i don't understand everything he says 'cause either the accent is too thick or i dunno what the word for it in english is...

[VampireKCK]

so cute and funny.....can't stop laughing...will never tire of it!

[Asialuo]

whahahahhahahahha

[Shinedada33]

funny....hahahah...

XD

[LAZYGIRLjy]

that is cute

[cetati]

Adorable. XD

[edwardqiu]

Nice!

[20064174]

thanks that just put a smile on my face

[2500190]

Isn't this a righteous brothers song? Interesting though.

[1210sy]

huh..

[chenqicn]

This song is so cut

[AnnLynnChan]

lol

[kissxmyxsass]

this is the sichuan dialect in china...most likely from chongqing

[clarki2006]

dudes, it is guiyangese....or anywhere near there

[kafulai]

kool, but give me shiver timbers

[sanoss]

每一篤你拉既屎都會成為呈堂証供 ?! Wow , 真係勁 !!!

[miakangelle]

LOLX...aggressive ler~poor guy..wound until like tat stil can sing! @_@ But cute in a sense ah ;p Hehe.

[weezcake]

lol, poor guy :(

And this IS mandarin. If you know Cantonese, it's not that hard to figure out that it's not Canto :/

[starr1048]

lol cute

[ZhenNi2006]

It's probably mandarin for those who wonder... I can understand some of it... I can't understand any cantonese :P

[animeismylife2006]

umm the song is oh my love from the movie ghost poor little dude it must have hurt >~< ouwy

[IamKC]

is this mandarin coz it isnt cantonese

[CocoJelly92]

yeah, it's mandarin, but whoever's singing it comes from like a more northern part of China so the accent is sometimes hard to understand even if you understand manderin. especially that part where there talking and especially the police dude.

[wearejusthumanbeing]

it's Chongqing dialect

[StrawberryPocki]

lmao wtf

[xiaopepper123]

hahahahahahahaah

[tiffelau168]

Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers

[xwhateverx14]

he's still singing