Bas Rutten Instructional Vid - the funniest

[JuliusRage]

Thanks Bas, I now know that I can kill a guy.

[Kevtb87]

methodical pyscho. now that's scary.

[biffvonwrinkle]

ok I'm sorry baannng bang bang no I'm not

[wsieb]

Dude those are awesome pants!

[foxysnowman555]

0:07 DO DONT YOU EVER DO DIS!!!

[MrWhingeypants]

"pull his pants down and hide the spice bottle"

[Winsis]

A HILT, HILT TO THE BALLS

[tocix]

"Ofcourse I follow up .. BONG BONG BONG!!" Nice!! 2:00

[Jayrizze77]

im sorry sir, but im gunna break your leg!!

[prettyboiij0k3r]

Im Sorry Bang Bang Bang No Im Nott

[prettyboiij0k3r]

Dont DOnt You evvvverrrr Do thissss

[VEVOkmal]

dang dong dung BoOoM

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[institutionalized66]

when he picked up that receipt needle thing, i thought he was holding some napkins :s

"i dont need to tell you what you can do with this thing" haha!!

[DavidTebbott]

Heel to the balls!

[lovelystuff77]

2:31 now i have a  stabbing device! lol

[alspageddi]

4:12 "heel to da balls"

[TheFinalResistance52]

DON'T DON'T YOU EVER DO THIS!!!!!!

[DavidTebbott]

What a legend

[bigrock123]

"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in TWO eyes, for an eye!"

[bigrock123]

Okay, I'm sorry. BANG! BANG! BANG! No, I'm not.

[umbeaero]

i don't believe in an eye for an eye, i believe in two eyes for an eye.

[ziongite]

Well Bas seems kinda lame now if he would do that to someone. I mean choke them out and shove a bottle up their ass. Sorry thats just lame and most likely if you did that to someone that would come back trying to kill you.

Also Bas wasn't that good I mean he struggled against Randleman who isn't even that good.

[alspageddi]

"you could've been death, my friend."

[krisinto]

"Somebodies telling me? about my wife? Im sorry sir but i'm going to break your leg"

[An84maro]

Dangata dangata dangata Dang! Lmao how funny

[nitroxize]

btw ,ok im sorry. BANG BANG BANG, not im not

[gaunten]

I used to be bad at defending myself, then I took a face to the knee...

[mookiesk8er]

Not "Stand And Deliver", more like "Stab In The Liver"!

[MultiPelias]

How about walking away? That works too!

[ThePinkMan]

@MultiPelias Sometimes.

Other times it just gives your opponent the confidence to bust you in the back of your head. 

[seanrokz9]

dont you ever do dis lololooloool 0:08-0:12

[lloyde1989]

lol hide the spice bottle

[TheBrazka]

kinda violent :d

[TheBrazka]

Okay i'm sorry bang bang bang no i'm not. LOL

[TheBrazka]

he could earn money by making noises in movies. Like boom and

[TheBrazka]

He could earn money by making special effect noises in movies

[kvlt696]

modern day pop eye!

[Nitetimecharlie]

I've used at least 5 or 6 of these moves to save life... most notibaly danga da danga da dang and stabbings with a bar stool

[nnballa26]

Bas Rutten is violent as hell!! but he is the man

[almightywitey]

Welcome to Ken Shamrock's, my name is Bas.

[almightywitey]

... then my attorney mails a letter to rutten's attorney and you guessed it...... da danga da danga da dang.

[Joe22c]

I could have sworn I made this comment 2 yeras ago but I'll make it again:

This instructional should be renamed: "How to commit murder"

[fcleeds16]

There's a window, so i threw him through the window

[ELIASGTR]

"ok sir im sorry... BANG BANG BANG.... No im not!"

[shanel104]

"hide the spice bottle "bas ya dirty basterd

[OllivandersWands]

Because he try to kill me, so I gotta return him the favour

[TruthzHD]

Someone put his hand on my chest. Sorry sir im gonna choke you out and shove hotsauce up your ass.

[lowboyz4life]

Danga da Danga da danda da !!!!

[lowboyz4life]

"Don youuuu eeeva do diss"

[jeenyus720]

2:35 to da face to da face

[adrianmarie1983]

Why are you stabbing yourself? Why are you stabbing yourself?

[OrderoftheWhiteHand]

46 people got kicked in the groin by Bas Rutten.

[dabounca]

Create distance and grab a chair

[tremor454]

5:30 is hilarious

[NintenFan0900]

IN THE FIGHT YOU CAN SPRAY BLOOD IN HIS FACE.

[GVankov]

games like pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle

[FlyingGold]

hahaha HEADBUT OUTTA NOWHERE

[52dcboon]

OK I'm sorry... BANG! BANG BANG! No I'm not.

[BigCheeseMC26280]

Don, don't you eva do dis.

[jimmygio1]

and from here sky is the limit...

[WaeHaKe]

more than four years after watching this video and it still makes me laugh

[jaybram24]

Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Bang bang bang, no, I'm not.

[xMatthewxOceanx]

Danga da danga da dang.

[qweriypx]

bounce his head on the table 10 times or something XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[A69FROST]

danga da danga da dang!

"OK I'm sorry; BANG BANG BANG! No, I'm not!"

[Hem4fiction]

this guy is funny... but seriously, i wouldn't want to fight him cos he looks like he can punch someone really really hard

[Kazesan]

@Hem4fiction Fight Science measured his punch at 1300lbs of force. So yes, they hurt.

[Hem4fiction]

@Kazesan Jesus Christ! what a freak of nature

[onokaoonokao]

@Hem4fiction lol you think? dont worry though, just protect the liver and youll be ok.

[Krayzy8Mazza]

@onokaoonokao Protect the liver and it will be the only part of your body not totally destroyed.

[rah810]

YOU SUCKS!

[cannibalcorpse6magot]

lets play hide the spice bottle

[IjustAteOmg]

u need to have the videos with the gun also hahaha, its a point where he says u just shoot him or gimme your wallet.

[Maliw]

bas ruten = chuck norris



[niksta1]

Ok im sorry BANG BANG BANG no im not

[MrDeaders]

"Everybody underestimate the kick to the groin"

[karlkoxx]

This video should be called "Bas Rutten street offense"

[MishaShemyakin]

dangada dangada dang

[maxxreebo]

"Dont u everrrr do this",lol!!!

[h4s4t4n]

I'm sorry, sir, but I'm gonna break your lag. Bas is the BOSS.

[ProducShuns]

stab... in the liver.

holy shit lol this guy's ruthless

[MrWeezer1]

I love bas!

[thechivers17]

bas ruttens game pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle

[mickboxer]

Bas Rutten breast fed Chuck Noris .

[warmaker911]

Bas Rutten vs McGyver.....make it happen

[warmaker911]

can't we have him officiating the Presidential candidate debates?

[MrEKIM96]

haha ive watched bas rutten fights and i saw this video on "little box of horrors" on TV, was well funny, hope bas knows he's on the show

[numberstation]

"....and once he's choked,we sodomise him with a spice bottle.If you don't have a spice bottle,a wine bottle.Or a gas bottle.Or a bottle nosed dolphin.Really,just choose the most bizarre object you can find,and insert it BANG! BANG! BANG! That's gonna hurt.

[stix471]

2:44 - there is something wrong with this man... D:

[rarsidrar]

"ok im sorry" BANG BANG BANG "no im not"

[monkadelic13]

43 ppl didnt BONG BONG BANG

[oLiiLaGGzZo]

It seem's every scene has a groin kick. I'd deffinately wear a cup before i fight you.

[colleenmilliganify]

Don't, don't...you...ever...do this.



[Sciloff]

you said that about my wife? sorry sir im going to break your leg.

[ruggedd]

guys this really works it works so well i just came home from doing 10 years up north

[beastofprey]

Bas Rutten greets his house guests with a kick to the groin and a liver shot.

[ToadsMGodes]

BAS IS A MOTHAFUCKIN BOSS.

[MrDiem2]

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg"

Always good with some politeness

[ir0n2541]

He doesnt mention what happens after the fight is over, your oponent is in hospital and you go to jail for GBH. lol

[ziongite]

@ir0n2541

True in real life he would definitely be going to Prison if he chocked someone out and shoved a glass bottle up their ass. Also with the things he says to do like groin kicks and glass bottle rape the person that had it done to them would most likely try to have him killed.

Also I hope Bas isn't so stupid he thinks he can attack people just because they say stuff about his wife.

[BrisbaneLions37]

@ louiswilleatyou Which is gonna hurt a lot

[ChillPill365]

wrong move. don't do that to el guapo.

[radazel]

he's so creative

[Sinbad683]

Dong don't you ever dooo this... lol

[louiswilleatyou]

dangga da dangga da dang!

[alacowboy0]

ply fun games pull the pants down and put the spice bottle in there, hehehehe

[MRFLYERFAN666]

i love how he beats his head off the table ..... epic

[docbach329]

Bas Rutten. A synonym for Awesomeness.

[middleton182]

im sorry.bang bang bang no im not !!

[19630541]

Kick him in the balls - kick him in the balls.

[thermaldog]

BAS I FUCKED UR WIFE HA HA HA

[theplaymaker19]

someones telling me about my wife... sorry sir but im going to break your leg

[theplaymaker19]

stab.....in da liver...

[OuijaRetaliatioN]

LMFAO danga dah danga dah dang

[TheTazzam]

haha, not to be cocky but im pretty sure i could do the same video, its like hes just making it up as hes going along, i would like to see him do all these moves in a real situation

[TheTazzam]

@TheTazzam i also think hes forgotten that his opponent can fight back

[WhereDidItRun]

@TheTazzam emm.. you don't really know who is this guy, do ya?

[WhatJustHappendd]

2 eyes for an eye xD

[samdieselangel]

hey i like this guy

[RIKELMBR]

I`m sorry, bang! pow! paw! No I`m not! LOL legend!

[1992lance]

@RIKELMBR how long would suge last vs bas rutten? jbl? udk suge knight or jbl? type either in

[doberman22kr]

can bas kill chuck norris?

[TheSweetKnife]

@doberman22kr for sure

[christos7454]

@doberman22kr in 2 seconds

[wilmancamacho]

BAM, BAM ,BANG,BANG, BUM, BUM...HAHAHAHAHA

[geoff96792]

lol this video is even better with CC transcribe audio!

[strandpojken92]

@geoff96792 rofl i turned it on and i couldent stop laughing!

[jellison321]

Yep yep yep pain! Yep yep yep pain!

[Marcoakadj]

Tengetetengetetan!

[zekeWN]

"Once he's choked out we play games like, pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle" LOL

[QuakePhil]

Needs more danga-da-danga-da-dang

[spike6385]

see what im doing BOOM thats an elbow right there

[dandegrejt]

1:48 is the best part :D looki look what do we have here :D

[RAZZUNDO22]

DONT YOU EBBER DO DISS!!!

[THESKULL1979]

bas as got a very wicked sense of humor and FUCKIN I LOVE IT.

[JD5133]

bas vs. chuck norris or even better bruce lee.. now thats a fight winning takes tyson in his prime just for the hell of it..

[LEMEIUX661]

Fkn Bas rules

[luckyc336]

america - the next russia

[TheMarkTenification]

Hide the spice bottle. Where would we put that???

[mutantenemy2008]

Im sorry - BANG BANG BANG - no im not...

[redinblue]

the last one is the best :D

[remote97]

bas could stab someone with a sponge

[WywiadyZRaperami]

"donttt you everrr do thiiis"

[sirjohnrambo]

search "Bas Jones" on youtube if you want to see the best MTV spoof of this video....I swear its pure gold you will laugh your ass off

[JonnyShotz]

Awesome Bas!!

[LukeNicklin]

This guy thinks the world is so dangerous anyone can choke you, rape you, beat your wife and kids. The only necessary thing to do people is KILL EVERYONE! I think that's absolutely hilarious!

[clivecoats]

@LukeNicklin But Luke he just wants to make sure that "You Don't Ever...(head slam to the table)...do...that.(Head slam to the table)..again.

[cfhartin]

40 people got danga da danga da danged, and did that

[toomuchwritingonthat]

6:16

[chubnostics]

Bas Rutten is a legend....in both MMA and comedy. This clip is beyond hilarity.

the baddest man on the planet, hands down

[minininja82]

BAS you are the FUCKING MAN!!!!

[ajuma15]

wrong move dont do that to EL GUAPO...hahahaha

[snakerman2612]

danga-da-danga-da-dang

[ShowtekGER]

"self defence" instructional video

[lyingfallacy247]

Right away you say "Ok, im sorry" *BANG BANG BANG* No im not. :)

[leskinen212]

Dana White? lol

[shootnmove]

fucking stupid

[Qaroc]

@shootnmove Yes you are

[freevidhunter]

youtube(dot)com/watch?v=vd8hsA­fQIKQ - download the bas rutten mma workout 4 free y'all

[theprofessional1414]

this is fucking awesome hahahaha

[midnightsoker]

hide the spice bottle it's a fun thing to do.

[periitopillo]

rite away you say im sorry bang bang bang noo im not hahahahah hilarious..!!!

[grakzork]

♪ DOON...DOON'T YOOOUU EVAR DOOO THIISS♪

[saav25]

Wrong move. Dont do that to El Wapo!

[ryan30931]

lmfaoooooooo this is funny as hell

[cosmicdingo]

Never knew AmDam was such a tuff town.

[StraightOuttaCrofton]

@cosmicdingo It is, but Bas is from Eindhoven (the hometown of Philips) which is a much more civilized place.

[TorEgilNorway]

5:29 HAHAHAH XD

[ebrick19]

Bas is boss!!

[GesusKhrist]

This is basically "how to catch a murder charge at a bar"

[sk8forlife90]

@GesusKhrist not really, it''ll hurt somebody a lot but nothing serious.

[SBHD5]

Okay I'm sorry.... BANG BANG BANG... No I'm not looooooooooooooooooool

[shanksforever]

Very funny

[satis1983]

fucking dead @ denga dadenga da deng

[anepales]

great, if i ever see this guy in public i'll try not to laugh...but then i'll laugh cuz he's so funny in this video. then 'denga dadenga da deng' i'm dead.

[qwere4480]

hahaha i like it