Tosh.0 Things You Should Never Run into a Room Saying Part 2

[JulianClutchy911]

vote Ron Paul

[rainbowdnosaur1]

Oreo lol

[bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyo]

White powa

[IReallyAmIronMan]

Where's the money for the sexy i had with you xDD

[miniman6190]

Wow!!!!!

[UnicornsGoseRawr]

I threw up water laughing on my new Mac thanks to the guy in the end I can't turn it back-.-

[ckyrox66]

YESSSSSSSSSSS. Awesome.

[Hikarilover123]

"If you gotta keep milk cold, how do titties work?" xD

[awesome44d]

Last bit was lmfao moment...rarest moments in my book...

[number5ism]

He had an OREO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[simpsonsdumbhead]

That last one is from the south park movie

[ChaosMugetsu]

lol the oreo joke got me rolling

[otownsrealist]

we will never learn to finish on your tummy.....

[taceluce]

Wow this is funny

[BlackHeartedAngles]

Who wants to fucking touch me!!!! XP WOW

[matklstrength]

hahahah WHITE POWER

[OMNEPOTENT]

who wants to fucking touch me?

[mrt474]

We no wat he said why leave it in the comments

[ImLaurenBeAfraid]

@mrt474 Why ruin the fun?

[danxx85]

she is just not funny

[JoelakaDamian]

Hey @HKfanatic1 do I still need to come suck your dick or do you want your money back cause I already spen...t...i...t...

sssssssssFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU-

[Rossco526934]

Hells yeah to the oreo...

[Timelords137]

36 seconds don't worry I'm looking

[RDBeatnik]

iCarly's turned 18.

[Kayde2110]

who wants to fuckin touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[razark9]

Earrape from 0:21 - 0:25.

[ArmyDeUno]

"Boogers taste like sperm" hahahahahahahhahaha~!!!!!!!

[Gummygirlthegreat]

the girl wasn't really that funny...

[xxkiingcrustxx]

the black guy would be involved in the one refering to drugs

[4Deadserious]

WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN TOUCH ME

[23cenriquez]

How do tities work ?

[23cenriquez]

Who pissed in the coffee pot ?

[23cenriquez]

I hate when my drug dealer walks into my meetings

[YouNoob12045]

Anyone know if there's an app that gets rid of herpies?!

[srfshred]

Thunder is gods way of saying your a homo LLLLMMMMAAAAOOOO!!!!

[Zimphomania]

0:59 Nick Swardson...

[naturesninja19]

"If you're supposed to keep milk cold then how to titties work?!"

[IrishHooligan1993]

"Bill your wife fucking some guy downstairs!!!" *Runs "YAYYYYYY"

[TheSky00001]

" Why didn't you guy tell me that was a girl"!!! lol

[Zimphomania]

WHITE POWER!! lol XD

[dj27nitro]

0:57 MY MATH Teacher?!!

[Frankensteinz69]

The woman ruined this video

[crusnikgal01]

"Who wants strap-on sex".

ROFL. WOW! XD

[Terrakinetic]

"Who wants to fucking touch me!"

And Youtube immediately displays a picture of Charlie Sheen.

[duvall0090]

1:03 That shirt melted off like butter.

[JazzyBurBaby]

"Bill! Your wife's fucking some dude downstairs!" "Yayyy!" lmfao!

[dmeskouris]

gang bangs is not just a black thing hahaha.. Hey guys check out our COMEDY CHANNEL...

[nycjenx]

What the hell a circle jerk, lol!

[themasta12434]

Bill you're wife's fuckin' someone downstairs! YAYYYYYY

[MrZackBundles]

LMAO "I can't wait till iCarly turns 18!"

[BackOff414]

@MrZackBundles She turns 19 in a couple months lol

[HitTheHeretics]

Guy great news!!!! I'm HIV POSITIVE!!!!

[elvisfreak1991]

stupid



[cheechanchux]

"I just sharted like in that movie!" Lol

[guaii]

dumb.

[andlyndav]

0:40 and 0:57

[jess6369]

I cant wait till iCarly is 18



[Evyn2]

not funny fuck your self

[mesner5]

0:26 -- yes

[ElCuCuy2012]

last one is going on the next episode for sure xD

[Joker13rekoJ]

He ripped his shirt

[TheGuyWithAmazing]

i thought it was supposed to be running into a room not walk you stupid blonde

[bourky93]

No,

105 don't have herpies

105 people didn't have their wives fucked by some guy

105 people did not have an Orea

640 people won't help you beat up 105 people

But I will say this:

105 people do not share the same opinion that I have in terms of what is funny and what is not and I will learn to respect that not everyone thinks like me.

[davetileguy]

sad

[mzcookiemonsterz]

Does anyone no if theres an app tht gets rid of herpies <3 :P

[AustoMagic]

PHIL Ur wife is fucking some guy downstairs YAYYYYY

[HKfanatic1]

(insert quote from the video everybody's already heard here)

[AnaMasterCyan]

@HKfanatic1 (also insert dislike joke)

[flskim906]

BILL YOUR WIFES FUCKIN SOME GUY DOWNSTAIRS.. YAYYYYYY

[EthansEntertainment]

lol I can't wait until icarly is 18 LOL

[JuanCapuchino]

I cannot wait until ICarly is 18 :).......GAWD >=)

lol i dont think anybody can jkn

[Capretta20]

you guys ever notice that boogers taste just like sperm

[StrengthTraining123]

I'd put it on her tummy!

[herosfire011]

Wheres the money for the drugs i sold you?

[maxinpains]

& can't believe they gat paid being not talented.

[drewismynick]

@maxinpains lol, no body got paid

[maxinpains]

they all talk like gay...

[mandaleighification]

if your suppose to keep milk cold, then how do tittys work? xD

[italbello6t9]

The Jesus one was in reference to how he was on the cross, with His arms outstretched. He said "Jesus was 'hung' like this" **arms outstretched**, meaning that Jesus has a huge piece.

[Combinia]

STOP! hammertime xDDD



[six10teeen]

@ThaKatastrophy Big Penis

[IcyOnPurpose2]

guy at 1:04 eww

[SoCalDude05]

@ThaKatastrophy he's talking bout jesus's penis size.

[shyt37]

why are half of these things about black people? racist bastards

[LMA629]

@ThaKatastrophy the jesus one was bad.....

[DhaDawgg]

576 people want to touch him.

[Aang11212]

If your supposed to keep milk cold then how to titties work.

[c4r50n1]

@ThaKatastrophy It's cuz you're retarded.

[RawDogg2469]

i love the jesus joke it was "good"

[bubasa87]

Icarly's not 18? Oh, shit!

[EvanGrant32]

The last one was great.

And I hope people aren't serious when they say they don't get the Jesus one. That one is actually pretty funny.

[FavreianVengeance]

Weak sauce. Way too long and the jokes were just all sex shiz. It's okay to build-up to it; but if you got cmon that's like the lowest denominator otherwise.

[purplehaze216]

this isn't funny

srry

[iSkate7104]

HAHAH this is fucking great

[MichaelEppinetteTV]

@ThaKatastrophy its a sex position

[six10teeen]

@MichaelEppinetteTV Hahahaha wow no he saying jesus had a big dick he was hung like his arm length

[ghostmanofnuthin69]

Best one was when the black dude was like "where's the money for the drugs i sold you?"

[hofmann161]

The last one was the funnyest one haha

[mstheman10]

guy: who wants to touch me?!

*slowly raises hand* meh

[coderson1998]

*runs in room* "WHITE POWER!" *looks at black guy. walks out*

[babybrat9090]

"If you're supposed to keep milk cold then how do boobies work?"

[MrLegendarykilla]

the fat guy is funny

[adorkable755]

who wants to fucking touch me?!

[kaylaloveswwe]

@adorkable755 Me.!! xD

[adorkable755]

@kaylaloveswwe have fun with that xD

[kaylaloveswwe]

@adorkable755 Oh iWill....XD

[KongVO]

@LoganKinkaid29 She really fucking does.

[itzmeadows]

why did the white guy dance better then the black guy???

[kylewilliamlovesmary]

@ThaKatastrophy "hung" like "this" meaning hung that big...why couldn't he help that dude out with his small dick lol

[jofes51]

Fucking gay.

[corgal2]

Fucking whore.

[TheRipfaithmoyer]

I wanna meet that black guy lol

[TheVampManson]

@ThaKatastrophy odd. i do. and im only 16.

[COOLjuven123]

@TheVampManson odd i do and im 13 -.- kids these days lol

[TheVampManson]

@COOLjuven123 13!!?? At 13 I only knew........ nevermind I heard worse at 8.

[Zesttnr]

Better than the original XD

[harrypotterfantng]

That was awesome!

[MrShakenbake930]

that woman better get her ass and tittys back in the kitchen!!!!

[kaylaloveswwe]

@MrShakenbake930 & Make You A Sand-which.???? XD ... Damn Straight x)

[colbyistehBOMB]

@ThaKatastrophy they're making a reference to dick size

[ChannelFamilys]

@ThaKatastrophy ADD and SUB me in hopes of WEED being legal in the U.S.A

[ChannelFamilys]

WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN TOUCH ME!!!!!!!

[GregoryFalls100]

That girl would have mad since if she was in the kitchen !



[Destiny05021991]

@GregoryFalls100 Racist

[ShitTalkinDandylions]

boogers taste like sperm

[BaddestxBiitch]

WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME.

[MsSkinnyJeans23]

@LoganKinkaid29 how 

[MsSkinnyJeans23]

icarly is actullay 18

[313made1988]

@MsSkinnyJeans23 she wasnt when the video was made

[houstone713ification]

its funny how the black guy messed up the soulja boy and the whit guy didnt :D(thumbs up) at 1:05 the guy on the left got a boner :D

[houstone713ification]

its funny how the black guy messed up the soulja boy and the whit guy didnt :D(thumbs up)

[SuperFrost811]

I can't swim!

[discgolf512]

SHARTED!!!

[BIGSNAX92]

"Who wants to touch me?! WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!?!?"

[ackbobthedead]

@BIGSNAX92 south park reference.

[roron5]

i just got out of a circle jerk xD funniest one

[astang21]

WHITE POWER!

[ant2717]

last 1 was best

[Stryker1501]

*everytime

[Stryker1501]

Wow, that girl just ruins it exertions she's on there.

[GUCCI923]

LOL the jesus one explained: Saying jesus was hung like this and he placed his arms out. Referring to that length ad jesus' penis length. Then saying why can't his be that long.

[2009dbarnes]

follow @Stairway2Devin on Twitter or you like little blind midgets with aids

[houstone713ification]

who wants to fucking touch me! ;)

[bob62043]

I JUST CHARDED LIKE IN THAT MOVIE! HAHA

[MrNattyProductions]

that girl was a whore...

[noface181]

@ThaKatastrophy lol, hung like that means his dick is as long as the guys arms and he wishes his was like that XD

[Abbadon169]

you need to make more!!!

[thatpayne100]

i just had an oreo black guy here black guy here lmao xD

[koopatroopagamer]

Soulja boy 1 was stupid

[Ubuuuroi]

How is this shit funny.

[popcicleshooter]

(: you should totally do MOREEEE ((((without the girl)))

[masterwaterstrider]

@ThaKatastrophy you must be joking, This is a penis joke, (notice the distance between his hands.)



[punkster1015]

80 People didn't find that app that gets rid of herpes..

[MrAnarchojoe]

If you're supposed to keep milk cold, then how do titties work?

[skilledzach1]

@ThaKatastrophy

how dont you?

[Ryusan11]

I can not WAIT for icarly to turn 18 lol

[donaldgauthier21]

@ThaKatastrophy He was hung on the cross with his arms out. When he says hung like "this" the joke is that Jesus' penis was that long. But in reality that's just how he was crucified.

[HempyreSb210]

so thats what sperm tastes like!

[twillight66]

haha...icarly

[paralyzer16]

@ThaKatastrophy his dick was the size of the length of his hands

[colombian12345678910]

0:49, holy shit thats a good one lol

[fielongmaster]

"Anyone know of an app that gets rid of herpese" was the best thumbs up if you agree.